I'm so mad that the world now knows about us Aussies and the way we'll back each other up with any story, no matter how untrue. We used to have such good times with it. At ten years old, my son had a room full of Canadians believing that he had shot a bull shark.
That cackle totally makes the vid. It's so true though. Dated a girl who's Chinese mother joked about it all the time. An Asian person can get white folk to believe anything is "good for luck". She was fun. :)
Pretty sure I've seen her in some anime... Asian, female, small, evil laugh, enough natural mana to bring about Armageddon. Yeah, I know how she plays out.
I wouldn't say large, but they can fuck you up if you aren't careful. Either by being pecked (imagine someone rapping your knuckle with a small hammer) flogged by the wings or clawed.
"You got any Turkey Eyes?", No, and I can only hope, that no store in this country sells Turkey Eyes either. What abomination were you about to make? Also, yeah, we got packs of chicken feet. But Turkey Eyes? C'mon man.
Tell me your relatives are Trump supporters without telling me your relatives are Trump supporters. Lmao, sorry, I couldn’t resist the joke. Again, I’m sorry lol.
Thankfully she died way before all this mess. She did call the cops one time and told them the KKK were on her lawn but she also had definitely negative opinions on black people. She also took in some Samoan boys who were essentially homeless and raised them alongside her kids. Dunno. People are like onions to quote Shrek poorly. My grandma- her daughter, who is 87 doesn't like the orange Cheeto but I don't think she has voted for years.
She used to shred it in the meat grinder and make almost like tuna salad sandwich filling. Ate it for years before I knew what it was made from. I was probably 12 when I saw her cooking the cow tongue and asked about it and then I stopped eating the sandwiches, but now...I would probably eat it just for nostalgia. It wasn't bad.
So... Does it taste like blood then? Blood is great in sausage though! I think it's the same as black pudding? Tastes like Christmas cake with all the spices, and a very good source of iron. Great for people in a menstrual cycle or otherwise slightly anemic
Imagine taking jello sans sugar then immediately licking a penny. It's not really overwhelming unless you're like me and think you're going to enjoy a nice cup of strawberry jello then BAM pennies
I've had congealed pork blood as part of a seasoned dish, and it really didn't taste like anything at all. If I hadn't known what I was eating, I could've been convinced it was some sort of marinated tofu.
Slow braised in a sweet soy and black bean sauce is a staple of dim sum. If you like chicken skin, then it is fantastic. If your preferred chicken is breast without skin, then stay away
Your are right in that I should have specified the texture. It is definitely not crispy in any way, so if you don't like soft chicken skin, then approach with caution
"Asian" crosses A LOT of cultures with A LOT of dishes. And some of those dishes make people question reality. So I believe this wholeheartedly. Cats, dogs, scorpions, strange bugs. It's a lot to believe.
I was "the sciencey guy" at summer camp which has similar benefits. Once you pull out enough fun facts, people start accepting whatever you say without question as long as you phrase it as a semi plausible fun fact
I backpacked asia a good while and the worst I learned of is in the Philippines.. an egg, lightly boiled iirc, with a chick inside. Not from a chicken iirc but some other bird. Considered a delicacy
When I found out about raw egg on freshly cooked rice I gave up. I would absolutely believe her 100 percent. In other news I tried raw egg on rice and it's actually kinda good.
That's some Asians, but not most Asians. Although, if you were someone who didn't know that, I guess it would be entirely believable. So, how about those worm larvae?
It's also very colonial how we're categorized. In India and the UK, people from India are Asian. But to every Asian American and East Asian, this is very confusing because the culture and people are unique enough not to be lobbed in with us. Undoing the colonial bits of the English language would be an ordeal.
I've also noticed many of them look Asian. But it makes sense. Someone's skin tone is also a weird thing to associate with so many human traits. Humans in general are trash and using skin color to discriminate, and colonial language is a great example of that.
A wok? I guess there is a difference between proficiency and mastery but it only takes a few tries to get it down, big caveat is that you need to have the right setup for it, won’t work on most regular range cooktops
What.... What continent is area that "The Middle East" is referring to largely on? Like, bar one nation (Egypt is sometimes included, sometimes not) every Middle Eastern nation is........... In....... Asia......
The Middle East is an ambiguous geographical construct. It is, after all, an expanse that spans three continents: Africa, Asia and Europe. There are also elements of shared history, language and religion, none of which entirely encompass the region.
studog2010
"I love being [not American], [Americans] will believe anything I tell them." I feel that. I'm Canadian, and live in an igloo.
Trimule
I'm in love!
williamoftheoak
I mean, how is that an asian thing? I've heard way too many weirdoes to be fazed by that.
RocketKokket
That cackle
CivilRationality
Well, that's a chaotic evil laugh.
Midgarmerc
I mean given what I know about Chinese "traditional medicine" it wouldn't surprise me
Sidewaysgts
TheJusticeMitchell
Sorrontis
that is a friggin' great laugh. send more!
pilomotor
Eggshells are actually a good source of calcium, although grinding them into powder is the standard way of preparing them for human consumption.
G0MeatCube
Then they walk away thinking how bat shit crazy you must be, and I think thats wonderful, keepem guessing
pomax
And then she ate an egg whole.
veritas1980
she's fuckin adorable.
TheVoidFrog
I feel like if any random stranger said that to me, I'd believe them. Why would you just make that up on the spot?
Escapist83
Especially when it comes to eating crazy shit.
SomeGiantIdiot
ComoSeIguana
RummageSaleBubbler
I assume whole.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofAdolfHitlersmotherKlaraEveryday
I follow her on Instagram Chinesebaby I think she's on my island
acme64
chinese.babygirl
jpl5
She's gorgeous 😍
HOLAKOOO
Looks like Ghengis Khan.
rshini
I didn't know Genghis Khan was a twink
plainoldfool
Her and the woman from Denmark should hang out
sinned6915
She from Belgium and her name is Shauna Dewit
Illgettoiteventually
I would believe you, not because you're Asian, but because you told me and I have no reason to expect you to lie.
Crazyaussiecanadian
I'm so mad that the world now knows about us Aussies and the way we'll back each other up with any story, no matter how untrue. We used to have such good times with it. At ten years old, my son had a room full of Canadians believing that he had shot a bull shark.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
The gremlin laugh at the end is magnicent.
SoftKleenex
That laugh
mikeatike
Right up there with
SoftKleenex
You just reminded me of printer laugh girl
mikeatike
And
GravyEducation
She should just tell people she's 52 and it's all the nutrients from the shell
tzahtman
Maybe it is a jade egg?
ryry1237
If someone told me she was 20, I would believe it. If someone told me she was 40, I would also believe it.
HeadJamistan
GravyEducation
Asian don't raisin
CanisMaximus
...and people all over TikTok will be eating eggshells by the handful.
nsaspyingonuranus
... well, as soon as I finish these tide-pods, yeah!
girthwindandfire02
hnngh
Shhh....don't tell them our secrets
proracing53
ReallyBruhh
back when the Internet was weird... it still is but i never understood this chick
GravyEducation
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
see Showry, hear Showry <3
WanPannnnnnnnnnnnch
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
She's still posting on YouTube but I haven't watched anything recent.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
lordfwahfnah
crimpitdown9001
SteerpikeSteerpike
That cackle totally makes the vid. It's so true though. Dated a girl who's Chinese mother joked about it all the time. An Asian person can get white folk to believe anything is "good for luck". She was fun. :)
SanchoLibre
TsubakiTragic
Pretty sure I've seen her in some anime... Asian, female, small, evil laugh, enough natural mana to bring about Armageddon. Yeah, I know how she plays out.
DrR5
Dungeongeek
Evil smile, I like her!
OmnesMundiLardum
cptwott
Noob3rts
The face of pure chaos, nice.
EleganceIsDead
I refer to it as the Entropy grin. ^_-
SanchoLibre
WoeToHice
masterpainimeanbetty1
sexy goat lady!
SanchoLibre
BeardedWonder82
IUpvoteFuturama
masterpainimeanbetty1
it's 5am and that's the cutest thing i'll see all day
happenedtomeonce
JerryCan7331
Diabolical.
FukcTedCruz
keyblader1985
I wanna see this again; anyone got a link?
DancesLikeDriftwood
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SrD-sYBHv60
LullabyJones
I love her so much
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
axiomatik
Looks like bjork
AGiantSlor
SanchoLibre
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
heeeeh～～
wasiteverreal
LarvaLamp
GravyEducation
Zeplin
DanimalRC
anotherIngloriousHandle
you eat chicken feet, too? yeah right
SoftKleenex
I have but I don't because it's too much of a hassle, plenty other dim sum options
Waidonut
My white girl self had em in Korea. I don't particularly enjoy the texture but they're fine, it's just meat
aleister94
Chicken feet are good tho I use them to make soup stock
Rabidbacon
Theg00dshepard
Aww I loved that band
Chawzilla
Feet? No way. But I eat the faces and the feathers.
Drideon
How is that any better!? Like, almost the opposite of gooder!
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Do chickens have large talons?
SarcasticComment
you snip those off with scissors before cooking
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
Can't believe no-one gave you the correct reply. Anyway, I didn't understand a word you just said
NightOwlRally
I wouldn't say large, but they can fuck you up if you aren't careful. Either by being pecked (imagine someone rapping your knuckle with a small hammer) flogged by the wings or clawed.
Revnis
Pig feet for the win
Apothecarius
"You got any Turkey Eyes?", No, and I can only hope, that no store in this country sells Turkey Eyes either. What abomination were you about to make? Also, yeah, we got packs of chicken feet. But Turkey Eyes? C'mon man.
NightOwlRally
Most offal is outlawed where I live, and while I've never heard of eating turkey eyes 🦃👀 I have heard of making squirrel gravy.
Chawzilla
Lazy ass squirrels should be making their own damn gravy
Wyrdbunny
My great Gramma ate chicken feet and she was like backwoods Kentucky Caucasian. She also ate pig feet, cow tongue, tripe and hog head cheese.
Drideon
Tell me your relatives are Trump supporters without telling me your relatives are Trump supporters. Lmao, sorry, I couldn’t resist the joke. Again, I’m sorry lol.
Wyrdbunny
Thankfully she died way before all this mess. She did call the cops one time and told them the KKK were on her lawn but she also had definitely negative opinions on black people. She also took in some Samoan boys who were essentially homeless and raised them alongside her kids. Dunno. People are like onions to quote Shrek poorly. My grandma- her daughter, who is 87 doesn't like the orange Cheeto but I don't think she has voted for years.
aleister94
I forking love cow tongue it’s my favorite taco meat
Wyrdbunny
She used to shred it in the meat grinder and make almost like tuna salad sandwich filling. Ate it for years before I knew what it was made from. I was probably 12 when I saw her cooking the cow tongue and asked about it and then I stopped eating the sandwiches, but now...I would probably eat it just for nostalgia. It wasn't bad.
SolidAqua
So... Asian?
RummageSaleBubbler
Pork jello blood? Yep.
More info -- https://wokandkin.com/how-to-cook-blood-jelly
Salpinus
So... Does it taste like blood then? Blood is great in sausage though! I think it's the same as black pudding? Tastes like Christmas cake with all the spices, and a very good source of iron. Great for people in a menstrual cycle or otherwise slightly anemic
feyrismeow
idk about that jello, but Dinuguan is really tasty (blood stew).
NightOwlRally
Imagine taking jello sans sugar then immediately licking a penny. It's not really overwhelming unless you're like me and think you're going to enjoy a nice cup of strawberry jello then BAM pennies
Salpinus
I will not lock coins, but I get the picture 😅
Starcatcher1986
I've had congealed pork blood as part of a seasoned dish, and it really didn't taste like anything at all. If I hadn't known what I was eating, I could've been convinced it was some sort of marinated tofu.
TheSilverSeraph
Slow braised in a sweet soy and black bean sauce is a staple of dim sum. If you like chicken skin, then it is fantastic. If your preferred chicken is breast without skin, then stay away
Drideon
What if I prefer my breast with skin on, and a nipple to! I’m not a zombie ya know!
Escapist83
Chicken skin, but crispy chicken skin.
TheSilverSeraph
Your are right in that I should have specified the texture. It is definitely not crispy in any way, so if you don't like soft chicken skin, then approach with caution
theduckening
soft chicken skin in soup is great
samwyze
True, but sucking it off tiny bones isn't fun, though. Call me all the names you want, but I believe soup should be boneless.
Salpinus
Ah, definitely not my thing then
jargonmon
"Asian" crosses A LOT of cultures with A LOT of dishes. And some of those dishes make people question reality. So I believe this wholeheartedly. Cats, dogs, scorpions, strange bugs. It's a lot to believe.
demosteness
Well, Spaniards we eat thing like sea bugs, snails, bull balls, chicken guts, sea anemones...
thedudeman519
Oooh Rocky Mountain Oysters!
ZackWester
My little sister used to eat the eggshells when she was little.
discitus
"Virgin boy eggs" from Zhejiang, China. Eggs boiled in literal boy pee. It sounds like an Epstein Island special, but it's a real thing.
ReallyBruhh
thousand year old egg.
Realitycheck34
If it was once living it can be stir fried.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Turns out when you make up 6/10 of humanity you come up with a lot of shit
TheAdjuster
In Tonga we at dogs a lot.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Don't @ me bro
woobniggurath
Foetal camel
IAmTheBadW01f
I was "the sciencey guy" at summer camp which has similar benefits. Once you pull out enough fun facts, people start accepting whatever you say without question as long as you phrase it as a semi plausible fun fact
Huhwhatcrazy
Century eggs
Goldensands
I backpacked asia a good while and the worst I learned of is in the Philippines.. an egg, lightly boiled iirc, with a chick inside. Not from a chicken iirc but some other bird. Considered a delicacy
DontKnowTheSource
1000 year egg.
Anarchduke
And in more recent times, Bats!
Jbelkin
Has ya been to West Virginia?
RomanSnow
When I found out about raw egg on freshly cooked rice I gave up. I would absolutely believe her 100 percent. In other news I tried raw egg on rice and it's actually kinda good.
languex
My Shanghai wife taught me this. It's great!
SleepyKitten
You left off tarantulas from your list.
pianostacatto
That's some Asians, but not most Asians. Although, if you were someone who didn't know that, I guess it would be entirely believable. So, how about those worm larvae?
ImNotAnOrange
land crab
CaptRandom1290
Tarantulas is bugs in spirit
ihavesexwithllamas6
bugs technically have six or more legs and a separate mesoma from the abdomen and head; tarantulas fall more under icks or crawlies than bugs.
TheEleventhHand
I still think Korean food is as close as I'm ever going to get to actually eating Klingon food.
iamspaghetto
Stay away from my rocky mountain oysters
VaultGirl69
It's also very colonial how we're categorized. In India and the UK, people from India are Asian. But to every Asian American and East Asian, this is very confusing because the culture and people are unique enough not to be lobbed in with us. Undoing the colonial bits of the English language would be an ordeal.
thedudeman519
I refer to people from parts of Russia as Asian and get weird looks. It's fun!
VaultGirl69
I've also noticed many of them look Asian. But it makes sense. Someone's skin tone is also a weird thing to associate with so many human traits. Humans in general are trash and using skin color to discriminate, and colonial language is a great example of that.
DanielAsparagus
I’ll say that the weirdest thing Asians figured out is how to stir fry. That pan is a bitch to master.
Wraid
DanielAsparagus
Respect
nero4ty2
A wok? I guess there is a difference between proficiency and mastery but it only takes a few tries to get it down, big caveat is that you need to have the right setup for it, won’t work on most regular range cooktops
GravyEducation
Falls under easy to learn hard to master
LANAAAAAAAAAA
*cries in electric stove*
DanielAsparagus
Get a flat bottom. Joyce Chen 14 inch was serious eats #1 wok until the brand ran into supply chain issues. Good deal on Amazon if they’re in stock.
DanielAsparagus
The reactivity is wild. It heats and cools so fast.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Works fine with any gas stove. Electric and your SOL
DanielAsparagus
Flat bottom wok works well on my electric. Caviat it only works well when I follow kenjis recipes. I cant figure out how hot it gets.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Had no idea there were flat bottomed woks! Good to know!
MeshHatMafia
Balut
MarleafChef
You're supposed to eat them with the shell.
MeshHatMafia
Maybe a couple people have, but I’ve never seen it. Typically you crack it open, sip the fluid, the slurp the embryo. The shell is still hard…
certifiedllama
It was a joke, referencing the post
BonafideHomicide
I thought that was the middle east?
MantisTobagganMD
What.... What continent is area that "The Middle East" is referring to largely on? Like, bar one nation (Egypt is sometimes included, sometimes not) every Middle Eastern nation is........... In....... Asia......
certifiedllama
The Middle East is an ambiguous geographical construct. It is, after all, an expanse that spans three continents: Africa, Asia and Europe. There are also elements of shared history, language and religion, none of which entirely encompass the region.
Apercu
Filipino
etcnotect
Middle East is Asian
mushuporky
Technically southwest asia
stillnotawake
certifiedllama
Right, I just asked my Asian friend who comes from Morocco and he agrees
etcnotect
Morocco is in Africa not the middle East