gruntyherder
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Can check that one off my bucket list now.
Dec 17, 2016 9:02 PM
gruntyherder
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Can check that one off my bucket list now.
boogersweretasty
That's one for the resume
MyLoveForYouIsLikeChocolateMilkiLikeChocolateMilk
Shes the youngest sibling because shes player two.
Obigelo
I can't be the only guy that loves when women wear white shirts.
Flyndaran
I've given up and now eat dinner either wearing a coat fully zipped up or completely shirtless, because I will spill.
Rizzicks
Soup ain't sheeit. Try spaghetti
HughJurection
They'll give you achievements for anything nowadays
Ebalmatronic
Burn the witch!
devinerhymes
Mrw everyone talks about food and stains. All I see is boobs
Rynzler
I too like to live dangerously
vintagebroad
You are the hero we all need.
laubenmafal
You're missing the shoulders from your shirt...
JumballWotersun
On expert difficulty
FH2actual
Someday we will all have Omnitools and we will be so infused with technology that we will have real life Achievements tracked and posted.
LanaDelReyy
That's so much salt.
LanaDelReyy
I will literally get a stain on my white shirt before I've even had a chance to eat.
AndGo
I'll get a stain on my white shirt before I get it on my body... like... what
hugeboobs4life
Boobs
bloodninja0
Too bad it's all in your hair.
useless3y3s
You were doing it on expert level with those bewbs.
nakedfeet
In this post we see a female Imgurian being not so subtle about displaying the fact that she does, in fact, have tits.
ibeandrew
I'm not complaining
Mnementh613
Why does your hair look wet? Did you take a shower and change shirts?
ScumCommander
But that's player two.. Where's player one?
gruntyherder
Player 1 was the soup. TOTAL KO!
Sweetnlowdaddy
I wore a white dress shirt to a wine festival once. Not a drop!
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Was it the Catalina wine mixer?
Sweetnlowdaddy
Mother fucking Catalina wine mixer.
ILiekTurdles
I'm sorry, but spaghetti is harder
TheRedTerran
Spaghetti? Try ramen!
AndGo
Ramen doesn't always stain... spaghetti tho... fuck... my glasses aren't even safe
momoneymopain
Why are you second player?
gruntyherder
Because I'm a fail whale who doesn't pay attention to the little details. The app I used even gave me an option to pick which one to select.
momoneymopain
Dishonor!
gruntyherder
My ancestors and my cow are shamed.
Nikolaj
But what about you.. Are you shamed?
gruntyherder
A little. Making front page with OC after being a near-lurker for 3 years eases the pain a little though.
potatothegreat
People compare me to a cartoon. I wear a white tee almost everyday..99% of the time. Nobody understands how i never stain my shirts.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
How do you do it?! And keep them white and not dingy?
AwkwardKaffs
My ex did that in high school. Thought he was the only one, lol.
Flyndaran
I have giant long haired cats. Bastet herself doesn't have the magic to keep my shirts clean for more than seconds at a time.
madmathematicienne
Someone I know used to do that, plus the same cut of black dress pants, every day. Called him Doug. You in 'straya by any chance?
potatothegreat
Nah man, california. Jeans, white tee, and my 3 year old nikes...so comfortable
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
Is it because you're not a fucking toddler? Sorry, kids :/
kecker
You sweat bleach?
potatothegreat
Nah just take shots here and there
rainmakerab
Well, because you're the great potato
audiocubes
Are you one of Dem Franchize Boyz?
0956
Her hair looks recently dried. She's clearly had a shower and changed her shirt since she ate that soup.
gruntyherder
Nah, long hair just takes ages to air dry
justtwobrothers
Can confirm. My hair takes over an hour to air dry
dancer15
That's pretty fast. My hair is to my shoulders and when I shower at night it's still not fully dry by the morning.
fulminatrix
Mine takes over four. It's nearly to my ass, though, and ridiculously thick. Looking forward to chopping off a foot of it next month.
DownvotesAreFun
Doesnt entirely depends on the length. My hair is maybe like 20cm long, but I have curls, so it takes solid 5 hours or more to dry.
EroticZombiePants
The shirt stayed clean. Her hair was filled with soup though.
KookyPooBear
Nice tits
agumonkey
Even more of a challenge. I'd fail even flat chested.
ABrokenCrayon
Right? Right.
al640814
nono left AND right. mmmm
ABrokenCrayon
Got a chuckle out of me
al640814
LOL really? aw yay
DarkSock
Yes but to be fair girls are used to avoiding getting red stains on their clothes
Thishouldestroyou
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
oblivionator
AWESOMEBOT
Some of fail on a regular basis.
Pandylou
That's really not how it works...
dicklashanks
Not Monica
ShoobaL00
TK421isAFK
I knew a couple girls in high school that defy that ideal.
StunnedGoofy
thetrojanman47
Always upvote dexter
SagaciousSarah
No, we're used to cleaning red stains OUT of our clothes. Or blaming them on russia.
oooSophisticatedMama
user name checks out.
SagaciousSarah
Well spotted. I see that yours does as well.
zucchino
And buying black underwear.
CanadianCobraChicken
Cold water, soap, and scrub
Noooooooooooooope
Am female. Don't get periods.
TedTheodore
How!?
Noooooooooooooope
My uterus decided to commit suicide when I was fifteen. It was pretty lit. By lit I mean my insides felt like they were on fire.
automaticallymoderated
Easily achieved with many methods of birth control. Skipping placebo pills is easy (get your physician's blah blah blah)
Noooooooooooooope
Yeah I wish that's how it happened. I got a cyst on my ovary, it grew, went in for surgery something went wrong& my ovaries were like "nah"
Noooooooooooooope
Just stopped working. This conversation brought me my new favorite gif.
automaticallymoderated
So you lost both ovaries? Harsh. Way to see the bright side though! No semen demons!
strangledbyaturtleneck
Lucky, it's only the possibility of a future husband wanting kids that's made me keep this hell beast in my abdomen.
Noooooooooooooope
Yeah I try to bring it up somewhat early in relationships. It's kind of a weird thing because you don't want to get serious before telling
Noooooooooooooope
But you also don't want to bring it up right away because of scaring them away with talk of future. Luckily I got a good one right now
strangledbyaturtleneck
Yeah, if whatever guy I wind up with wants kids then I'd consider it. If he doesn't want kids, great! :) Glad you got a good one
kittykat
U can always adopt if you decide to have kids.
WhyShouldILoveYou
...Or you could adopt? Biological children is so 1500s
strangledbyaturtleneck
I don't want kids in general, but I'd prefer they be my own if I do have any. Although if I could skip the pregnancy deal... Hm.
Noooooooooooooope
It's better for the environment, too!
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
Ayy I lost mine for almost a year now I've been bleeding for two months
kittykat
You've been to the doctor, right?
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
Alas, I have not, as I am American and have shitty health insurance. I'd take a chance on bleeding out before paying hospital bills.
kittykat
I totally understand. Not sure what state you're in, but there may be a low-income state provided option. Maybe call Planned Parenthood?
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
Send help
mandadadada
Use vitamine K, C and make morning Glory tea, helps pain n bleeding. Or see the doctor
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
I'm betting on doctor. Something is really wrong. It's almost black at this point. Ah well, there goes any thoughts of child bearing.
Noooooooooooooope
Yeah I bled a whole lot and got cramps so bad I'd just stay home from school and sob in the dark until my uterus decided to kill herself
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
Noooooooooooooope
Thishouldestroyou
That's a fucking vat of soup
RichardDeanAnderson
Maybe shes just tiny
RichardDeanAnderson
Maybe shes just tiny
burgerandy
How can you even tell? There's no fucking bananas!
eazolan
You don't grow a rack by living off of rice cakes.
Gazaft
Or, what a little girl :o
OminousBassoon
Maybe she just ate a lot of soup? What's wrong with that? Soup is good.
Noooooooooooooope
Maybe the bowl wasn't all the way full
MysteriousAsTheDarksideOfTHEMOOOOOOOOOOON
It's closer to the camera #perspective
tgkaze
No, look at the spoon
Thishouldestroyou
#ithinkyourewrong
Unintellectual
doesn't stop the fact that AN AVERAGE SPOON CAN FIT INSIDE OF THE BOWL.
RightInThePleb
Looks like a tea spoon, not a soup spoon
DidItForScience
Maybe it's a tiny spoon for her tiny hands.
Thishouldestroyou
Unintellectual
okay trump
bitemark
Yah when you can fit the spoon completely inside the soup, that's too much soup.
LusciousLucius
WEAK. YOU ARE WEAK.
jc40337
Don't tell me how to live my life.
SuicideSherpa
Don't you tell that lady how much soup is too much soup unless you've lived her life. That soup helps her forget the war. The children.
gaystoner
Oh. GOD. The children. They were...everywhere. The fighting was brutual...their hands were SO sticky. Grape jam...flying everywhere...NOOOO
rob0237
There's no such thing as too much soup, only people without enough will power.
SpaghettiFox
Not enough spoon, you mean.
SuperiorPosterior
It's at that point you can comfortably say "I'm at the Soup! That's where I am! It's all soup!"
RosesareredvioletsareblueIseenippleyoudoto
"Where are you?!?" "I'm at soup!" "Wadya mean your 'At soup'?"
Madarius
http://imgur.com/KHIlVYD
ArtOzz
Wat? Too much?...TOO MUCH?...WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? o.O
samsonguy920
Too much and soup do not ever belong in the same sentence.
Agent
Thats what weak people say when they get their asses handed to them by food.
BGonz
Oversized bowls mean i can drink it instead of needing a spoon, anyone else???
Kinkyfuck
when I don't have any meatballs left, drinking is the only option
Kattsune
The food has pretty much already lost by being not alive, they had one job.
96DAWn
Well tomatoes don't exactly have any means to defend themselves