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Job Interview Tip
me irl
may have gotten these from http://www.thepoke.co.uk .........
WhitneyHoustonWeHaveAProblem
The chameleon tip works. Source: I am one and I work for Google
NewYorkFunky
4 winks
bjrubesa
Instructions unclear: Got a job at Comcast.
jakeofalltrades
When they call it a repost, ask them, would you post something that hasn't already proven itself?
ImNotWhoYouBelieveIAmUnlessIActuallyAmThenForgetItLetsGrabABeer
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
This is fucking amazing...
TheRadChad
*four winks*
heyshutupimwatchingdowntonabbey
I'd swear I saw this on Imgur, then Unilad and 9gag posted them. Then George Takei. Then a news channel. And now it's back here.
CorwinMacGregor
o/` it's the ciiiircle of liiiiiies o/`
capefling
By Dwight Schrute
Puluzu
I'd totally hire someone if the shared a KitKat with me during the interview. This is probably why I am not in the position to hire people.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
4 winks
Glumerlink
I tried all of these tips in an interview. Protip:don't struggle when they call security.
alchemist12345
Funny thing is, this is just as helpful as the ones that take themselves seriously.
GunstarHero
Everyone is claiming repost but they listed their original source and did not call it OC. It is from The Poke.
Lythas
Well posted, Jobsy!
AuntieMeat
BRB, applying for jobs I don't actually want so I can try a few of these.
TheWakefulWebDeveloper
mor pls
kobaltski
these totaly work, i used #7 to get my current job!
xXFAZECLANXx
"Open a packet of mini eggs"
MrMeowAttorneyatPaw
whats a mini egg?
Xx11Rebecca11xX
It's a small egg-shaped chocolate with a coloured sugar coating.
boodoopeoplemurderpeople
This just reminds me of the guy who pretended he was Snake (from EFNY) and ended up making awkward snake noises and then got hired
Urgalicity
Or maybe companies could hire and train people?
maekism
I bet everyone did the 4 winks after reading it.
commentssortedbynew
Source: Last Week
spaghettifacebang
I'm not willing to admit how many of these I went through before realize they were jokes.
ObiWanShalomi
Ikr?! At first, I was a bit suspicious.....like "hmm yeah I don't think that's going to work"
ferretfiend
I'm going to have to try that scroll one, seems legit.
LeftSharkBePraised
"Break open a fanta"
foxracing254
4 winks.
Pangs
Not grape. Never grape.
hjvaughan
"4 winks."
JoeFo20
I laughed at this one! *breaks open fanta*
SuzyTheSasquatch
Btw I love your username * breaks open a Fanta*
RedRonin93
Ahh the Fanta. Did you know that Nazis invented the Fanta ?
YaBoyWillyWill
Wanta Fanta?
sneaker2
It's to show your strong leadership.
Ratekk
Yes, I saw that German guy's post. No, they didn't. http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/fanta.asp
QuincyHarvey
Repost from last week.
QuincyHarvey
Shit-this is the least imaginative comment I've ever made yet it's the first to get actual points. That sucks.
BrassKicker
Good thing it got reposted. I wouldn't have seen it, otherwise.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Sir or Ma'am, that kind of thinkin' isn't welcome here.
justletmesignupalready
I still laughed second time round.
Elphienis
Reposts after 1 week, breaks open a fanta
Pozy
Some of these are actually pretty impressionable and potentially beneficial.
thelonepig
As a cocktail waitress, I could probably get away with a few of these. I'm already employed, but I'm gonna go apply somewhere to use them.
AHorseNamedHope
Right?! I'd totally hold my finger against my buttocks and make sizzling noises.
MissSpelledTattoo
One update to last one: if the interviewer is overweight, call them Jobba, the Hut.
IHatePuns
Uh...
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Agreed, the 'driven by results' one would make an excellent icebreaker
bob7777777
I have an interview tomorrow should I use them?
TanitAkavirius
Don't forget the fantas!
janeshep
Jobsy would be delighted
tehginge
Yes. Please update us on how it goes. 4 winks
bob7777777
Jobbo hasn't called back yet. :/ I don't think I showed my leadership skills as well as I could have because the kitkat broke unevenly. x(
tehginge
You must practice your kitkat breaking skills and try again! Reach for the starz~*
bob7777777
my list of skills now includes master kitkat breaker, so i got that going for me...
VulcanTrekkie45
Does it bother anyone else when someone says orientate rather than orient?
AccordMoanEye
Immensely. Then again, all incorrect grammar bothers me!
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
It isn't incorrect, it's just a synonym.
YohMama
We should conversate about that
kanyesouthwestairlines
Orientate is the British English form of orient, and this is from a .uk website. So...
passerdomesticus
Soooooo much
strongfkennedy
The worst is when someone calls Asians Orientatals. THE WORST
BatsuitsNipples
It's still a valid word.
VulcanTrekkie45
Of course it is. It still sounds wrong to me.
LevelSevenLaserLotus
We should conversate on that topic.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Just consult a dictionary.
LevelSevenLaserLotus
'Twas but a joke. I can see the red spell-check squiggles under conversate but not under orientate.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
If you're American, it might be because it's much more common in the UK than it is over there.
bretellen
Imgur Tip: Take a popular front page post, steal the content, wait a week, and repost!
waitwhatisgoingon
Not even a week. Lol.
Sparkmane01
Has it even been a week?
damagedchameleoncircuit
I think you reposted that tip.
GunstarHero
Is it really a repost or did you not bother to see he listed the source this time. I went to the Poke and found the original joke mentioned
TheStaffmaster
NOW you're thinking like management material.
marwanepallas
Steal? Imgur OP stole it from a website (the real creator) that this time, Reddit OP linked as a credit. Imgur should stop taking credit..
MeAnd2Bs
Popular? It has 9 points. Plus this one looks better.
floppydingo24
Without reposts, Imgur would be a dead community.
Keydan
*Breaks open Fanta*
SpicedNipples
Haha good one jobsy! *eats a mini egg*
SlightlyRacistBanana69
I saw it on Facebook a couple days ago, too. I dint even know what's real anymore.
iamthisguy247
Each pic has a red outline, so it makes downvoting it feel painless.
ragekritz
IT's NEW TO ME
kerms
Just downvote and pretend you upvoted.
DiabloGrandeArts
AND ME
whyexactly
By that logic this site should only have one post, beause it'll be new to someone
ChekhovsGun
SAME WITH ME
PatrickRob82
ME TOO
jh34ghu43gu
Random club meet here
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Imgur Elite doesn't care. No one gets to see it after Imgur Elite has seen it.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
http://memecrunch.com/meme/TQQR/you-re-goddamn-right/image.png
Owensey
It's funny, I say this same shit on another post, and I get down voted... Imgur, What are you like.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Yep, it's a crapshoot. I guess it depends on whether the "hardcore" users already trawled the post.
VoidKnightsc
"It's almost like this site is make up of different people."
JDlovesTurk
Step 4: break open an ice cold Fanta
ireya
This just in! Apparently Reddit is an image sharing website, not an image hosting website! Who knew?!
rudey24
The redditor could have linked to the original on imgur instead of uploading a copy.
rudey24
Even better: the original imgur uploaded could have posted this on reddit to avoid reposts.
nightsider
This is the winning formula apparently.
hoorayimhelping
what's more imgury? reposting or whining about people reposting?
Dooood
PORE KAY KNOW LOS DOSE?
bretellen
I wasn't whining, I was making a joke... You know, in the same style as the post?
SanAnStrangler
Imgur: if you're looking for OC, look elsewhere!
LordofGoats
Repost a GIF that talks about reposting and/or OC. Then you will become one with the Imgur.
doihearanamen
I was thinking the same thing. Downvote party, anyone?
SanAnStrangler
There you go, did my part
Aekoth
Ain't no party like a downvote party
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
'cause a downvote party is ᴱᵈʷᵃʳᵈ ᴹᵃᶜᵃʳᵒᶰᶦ ᶠᵒʳᵏ
PlaidWearingCanadian
Okay, THAT ONE TIME, made me laugh pretty good +1 and good luck with living on the edge
Septuater
Always post a link to original. I want to find it and upvote it!
GunstarHero
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/02/03/20-essential-job-interview-tips/
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marwanepallas
OP in your link didn't post the link to where he stole it from. Reddit OP did. This is not OC.
bretellen
I was only making a joke in the same style as the post...no need to get your panties in a twist :)
marwanepallas
What? you posted a link and I just answered it's stolen/uncredited content. I didn't lose my temper, I don't know what u're talking about...