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Probably a repost but still funny as hell.
Edit: Most viral! Thank you Imgurs. I hope your Monday was a fast one and the coming weekend is a slow one.
Jun 19, 2017 11:39 PM
Snaggolicious
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Probably a repost but still funny as hell.
Edit: Most viral! Thank you Imgurs. I hope your Monday was a fast one and the coming weekend is a slow one.
ididntgetit
Can you enlighten me a bit? Not American myself but I see this company getting bashed quite a bit. What makes them so shitty?
kaniptionfit
You can pick up your drugs between 8 am and 4 pm.
DidItForScience
As a former Comcast tech support agent. Y'all don't make the job easy. Taking out your frustration for a corporation on the lowest employees
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
Or any Cable service provider
Jess105804
Old GM got fired over BS, went to work for Comcast, loves how he can put people on hold and not talk to them face to face. #fuckpeople
sf111
juicyjuiced
Wouldn't buying from Comcast result in the illegal drug trade as the services of the local drug dealers are more customer service oriented?
AquaCrusher
Third Bullet Point: Reestablish Black Market with superior customer service
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
It's called Xfinity now
ICarpeYourDiems
Wait until you see their HOD menus. Hell, hotels should add drugs to their mini bars.
micotyro
I know its a joke but making drugs hard to get is literally one of the faults of the war on drugs
DespiseEveryone
Won't work, making something legal but hard to purchase leads to workarounds. Music is legal see napster and modern versions of filesharing.
eyesaucelease
Recently moved, Comcast said they can't find our unit to connect. Next day get junk mail asking to connect.
SlimBiggins
Even though Comcast is shit, nobody decided to live without cable or internet access
gotkickedoutfromthecommunistparty
https://media.giphy.com/media/llpOfZsdnoPM4/giphy.gif
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Thank you for calling Comcast. Press 1 to fuck yourself. For espanol, presso numero two
SJohnson23
What the fuck did drug users ever do to deserve Comcast support?
Lemmysir
Even if ypu do legalize all drugs, and nake it pretty easy to buy them, people will buy them from illegal sources because it is cheaper
Lemmysir
Take tobacco as an example, it is perfectly legal to buy some, but people still buy it on the "black market" because it is cheaper
LikeTheFirstMonkeyShotIntoSpace
Can someone talk me off the ledge? Just switched to Verizon fios after moving. Hate interface and nearly all about it debating going back...
MisplacedSynapses
Yeah I regret signing up w them.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
That would just create a new black market though...
TZO2k15
I commonly refer to them as "ConCaste," they literally added it to their swear filters in the official forums! xD
ShowmeOne
customer service ??? ....isn't that an oxymoron ...???
Dadcock
I always thought Comcast jokes were simply for humor...until I had my first customer service experience with them. Worst. People. Ever.
justkiddingitwillprobablydiesoon
People would just sell drugs illegally to bypass comcast. You solved nothing.
inoiknownothing
I was thinking the same
bikiniriot
You must be fun at parties.
klikklik1236
Damn, that's word for word what I was going to say! I gave you an upvote for taking the crucifixion instead of me!
moredownvotesplease
You guys are so original
AlysonL
I had at&t and it was so slow and expensive that I changed to Comcast LOL
asm80dfa8sdfj
What ATT service were you paying for?
NolaSamus
Fuck Comcast
CanOnlySayYes
What's up with Comcast Customer Service? Asking for a friend
BlackPengu
[deleted] - Comcast
cocapoda
I don't want to fuck Comcast, they're a pretty ugly lady...
inoiknownothing
Oxymoron much?
Ninjainslippers
Great, I'll smoke a joint and then be high for like 30 minutes and suddenly sober, call in and after an hour they'll say to restart my joint
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
And if your an employee you get free drugs
dvs2nite
its only 70% off now i think.
EmotionallyTransparent
Then tell you someone will be at your door to fix your joint anywhere from 5:32am to 11:37pm the following night so don't leave the house.
NizamodeanBhatti
TheBlueMuppet
Have you tried putting it out and lighting it again?
StonerCatJay
Yes but see now I'm smoking the fucking cardboard filter. Thanks, Comcast
TheGrubermeister
It's really easy to buy stuff from Comcast. STOPPING buying stuff is the hard part.
SailBackwards
Just tell them you're moving to Hong Kong...
ArandomDane
From the meme's it seems to be really hard to get the stuff as well. Excuse me Comcast lady I ordered smack, but was sent A-vitamins"
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skribs
In my experience, there's usually enough cancellation fees that it's cheaper to keep watching for 3 months.
TheGrubermeister
Try canceling if you're not moving
conniecpu
That's why you always tell them you're moving to somewhere that doesn't have comcast ;)
matthewjk
Just moved into a new house. Was on the phone with comcast five different times getting a tech out to install our services 1/2
matthewjk
in our new home. They setup the appointment all wrong and on three seperate occations, the techs said they were going to be late to 2/3
matthewjk
our "TWO HOUR APPOINTMENT WINDOW GUARANTEED", and just never showed up. Three days later we finally got a tech out to install everything 3/4
matthewjk
and it was just the worst experience I've ever had with them. 4/4