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chrisnumbers
my pee stinks just looking at this.
Saalem
Steamed asparagus is my favorite. I can eat a whole bundle. Nothing beats that flavor
chiefchaka
I'll admit it. I looked through expecting boobs or other hidden images, but no, literally just asparagus.
danishjuggler21
Here's 31 pieces of asparagus, so you can pay the devil ON YOUR WAY TO THE FRONT PAGE!!
DancesWithHippos
You're probably right, but I found the green calming.
thatscoolboy
Those are some kick ass-paragus pics.
SomeGuyWithADog
I feel like it's trying to tell me something...
somecallmetimmmmkay
mankeypatamanpac
Asparagus, you slut! You like being tied up like that, don't you?
voodoosexdoll
+1 for good quality pics of asparagus
castlemacaw
The best asparagus I've ever had was at an Argentinian restaurant where they were seasoned with crumbles of salty hard boiled eggs and bacon
DivisionMarduk
Why are there only two pictures of actually ripe asparagus in there?
pladamirvutin
AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE TIPS - Gordon Ramsay probs
kumisz
I played too much Kerbal Space Program to even think about plants when hearing "asparagus".
Richoard
Godspeed, 'Sparagus. Godspeed.
BigDaddySomethingsomething
Now my pee stinks.
montuna23
The only thing this did was make me really want some
Sammiii
I was going to upvote but... asparagus!
TheCubanIntrusion
Haha ur so random lol!
Propepriph
chicken parm you taste so good
DoesLasagnadreamofcreamsauce
Did you... Did you steal my comment from your other post and randomly stick it in here?
oblivionator
Propepriph
we're all chicken parm on this blessed day
lexicomp
That one asparagus plant in the middle threw me off a bit
thegelatoking
Zerolyzer
+1 unfortunatly to lage for top comment
Zerolyzer
Late*
KitchenClean
I downvoted only because you misused the word "literally."
keepguessingusernames
Now my pee stinks
SomethingSomethingThisGuy
I work at Whole Foods, just stocked this stuff, can confirm, thats asparagus. Now I'm pooping, can't get away from produce if I try. -_-
taylon
Tender tips.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
At least they have the tips.
BanadecCamberbootch
Asparagus is amazing. Sautee that shit in butter with a bit of lemon juice or lemon pepper, and you've got yourself a deal.
cliojayne
I like just some olive oil and salt. Bake at like 10-15 minutes at 350? Perfection.
BanadecCamberbootch
That is good as well. Wrap 2-3 sprigs in bacon, line on a tray in oven, drizzle with honey or maple syrup, 375 for ~40 minutes.
cliojayne
For the carnivorous experience jes.
nothebees
And then pee out a liquefied corpse for two days.
tehaoer
Just one picture with white asparagus? THAT'S RACIST!
BklynPunisher
Token white asparagus or is it albino?
IFrequentlyNoticeRelevantUsernames
Two pictures of white asparagus. One picture of black asparagus. Still racist.
GreenlsNotACreativeColor
Literally FP material, until you said "will probably die in usersub". Great post OP but I have to...
AKonvict
take a big shit so here's your downvote.
trolling4soup
This will prob die in user sub (sighs and looks around)
CorneliusTheMoistPotato
I dream of an Imgur where phrases such as that are treated the same way as selfies are.
atleastIwasnt36
So only upvoted if they are remotely hot?
CorneliusTheMoistPotato
Precisely.