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Jan 25, 2017 2:23 PM
rokhar
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IamNotAnAlien
so I'm guessing the cockney accent came from him?
asuryanFR
i don't get it...
Y0b0sey0
Got eeeem!
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
Fatpicasso
+1
linktothebob
Funny
kukuforcoacopuffs
So...they held him by his nuts when he was dipped?
Sometimesbasketballsometimespoop
BRILLIANT
CaptainScarfish
Bophades would be pronounced "Boh-fay-dees" not "Boh-fuh-dees".
thatanarchocapitalist
That means someone must have held him by his balls when he was dunked into a river.
Gerrery
He also could not wear a shirt because of a skin allergy.
alteriron
What an idiot (hope some people know greek)
KuuroiYuki
For those who don't get it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4zy3pa/have_you_heard_of_the_ancient_greek_hero_bophades/ Pretty awful..
robingal1
Bopha. as in "buffet"? I don't get it. help?
shadowswiftly
Plebs everywhere
ForgivingCat
Bophadeez nutz
spinynorman
Looks like his "weakness" was just a syphilis causing his nose to fall off.
Justaguypassingthrough
What Both Deez Nuts
t0mn8r
lol
pisdhiuasdhius
I don't get it.
prufock
No.
JetSetGo
Have you read the poetry of the great airbending guru, Laghima?
ev0Lk4pp420
Achilles was held by his heel while being dipped in the immortality river by his mom; But this guy...
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Like a yo-yo
Arrowpuppet
His mom was thirsty AF
gakbag
HowardMoonsHotpants
LOL!
Boobs4Wade
FunyunKnight
I'm actually a descendent of his cousin, Cedes.
51CorgisInABar
CEDES NUTS
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
I'm not falling for that again Hades, now stop asking me to bop your nuts
rokhar
ticktockbent
Bop it. Grasp it. Twist it. Pull it.
nursesalt
Come on it'll be fun. http://imgur.com/Wf6to4P
Vectorman2
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bophades "the nuts"? I thought not. It's not a story the Trojans would tell you.
bananafoen
Yours is better
rokhar
he tried to save his wife, sukkon mai...
Naefindale
I don't understand the pun here.
Grungeking
Closest I can get is "bothofthese", but it's not great. I hope it's something better that I am missing.
Naefindale
Well I guess it's a play on words then. But not really a joke.
lDanielHolm
No, you got it.
bananafoen
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Do you ever get to the cloud district very often? oh, what am I saying, of course not.
SpectreSirisGraves
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
iLynux
I murdered that guy in one of the alleys behind the town. Disrespectful piece of shit.
LeTomCat
You must construct additional pylons.
Smayds
I think you'll find there's no PUSSIEEEEEEE
Ravenuser
I watched Episode III just hours ago. When I got to that part I started laughing.
thundercactus
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, in an empire void of any logical reasoning...."
TheEmperorDarthSidious
It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorian
TheEmperorDarthSidious
s to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of
TheEmperorDarthSidious
the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing
TheEmperorDarthSidious
his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him
TheEmperorDarthSidious
in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.