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Mar 25, 2017 2:46 AM

PaddleThePrimate

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#trumpcare #idiots

MADAM PRESIDENT

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Evidence they rigged it! Etc etc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we all call her and thank her?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels like a tiny orgasm made entirely of Schadenfreude

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

COMSTOCK? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't deadspin bad?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how even the advert is generic af... "It's just... BETTER, ok?! Gawd!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comstock !

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

who is American Action Network?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, that's almost as dumb as prematurely putting the headline "madam president" on your magazine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone call and tell her what a fool she is for trying to break us.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks Barbara

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Wow...They actually live in an alternative reality.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comstock? That name arouses suspicion!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The GOP is a f**king mess!!!! (And a bunch of idiots)...I fear for the future of our country!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

COMSTOCK WASN'T THERE!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well don't you look like a bunch of idiots.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dewey Defeats Truman

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There it is you magnificent bastard!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw this on tv and just stood there and laughed

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Read that as Cockstock

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

We can use this to tell Barbara to go fuck herself for trying to pass this, then having the odacity to take out the ad so ppl can thank her.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I dunno, at least one of the reps in the ad was very outspoken against it, intending to vote 'no'...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

man I saw that and thought "boy they are counting their chickens before they hatch"

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

Okay but like, what about all the chickens that laid the eggs?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Comstock was actually one of a handful of the first republicans to publicly come out against the bill...idiots

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

She comes from a district where a Dem. would be a viable opponent, so was caught bw the sides. Only politics matter, not what's right

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

why the fuck would they congratulate this shit?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Because republicans are stupid enough to believe it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What a bunch of maroons

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 6

Ultra maroons

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for maroon

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

-What An Imbecile! What An Ultra Maroon!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like, at least 5 Maroons.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the first time I've heard that insult outside of Looney Tunes.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

First time I've heard it not said by Geoff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a designer, WHY DOES THAT TEXT NOT FUCKING ADHERE TO ANY SORT OF A MARGIN?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because they are fucking insane.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Savages.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's unbelievable that so many people could come together and work towards a common goal, a better health care, and then fail so miserably.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The GOP isn't looking for better health care though, they don't care at all. They just want to repeal Obamacare because it says Obama

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But they couldn't even do That.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they literally jus have to change the name that would have been sooooo much easier than this fiasco

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really dont understand how anyone could think it was better. Like even trump supporters could see it was less coverage for more money rite

9 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 5

The majority of the 20 million who would have lost coverage are Trump supporters. They don't care about voting against their interests.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Its a Comstock. They even fucked up their awesome flying city.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would pay less. Young adult here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Not unless you just decided not to have health insurance, then you would pay less until you got hurt, which WILL happen, and be fucked

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend is disabled. I was worried sick with what would happen to her coverage.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

my wife has CF, double lung xplant recipient. im pretty nervous about it too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, they can't. They are cultists. They only see what they are told to see.

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 18

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 29, 2017 3:22 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

"We need a new plague"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

So You're saying that Trump is a goa'uld?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

literally repealing obamacare and installing nothing else would have been less harmful than the republicare bill.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 5

It is so sad how true that is

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Apr 13, 2017 11:56 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yowch, that had to be some money they threw around just to pat themselves on the back. Prime time basketball advertising?

9 years ago | Likes 403 Dislikes 4

And we say there isn't too much money in politics

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think anyone says that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the modern GOP.

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

"HEY LOOK AT WHAT WE DID BY OURSE- no, not quite yet. hang on a sec. dangit"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can we not skip over the fact her last name is Comstock?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What do you expect

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bioshock anyone...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GIVE US THE BILL, AND WIPE AWAY THE DEBT

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's my professors name this year

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was his/her name last year?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think their professor is a spy... or is in witness protection.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

at least someone got the joke... +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a liar. If that plan had passed, it would have been terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 6

It wasn't a healthcare plan. It was a tax cut for the richest of the rich that happened to also torpedo the ACA. 7 years, and that's it.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Why do these blatantly awful fucks keep getting elected? How can working class voters think they will help them at all?!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Tying their economic agenda to the social conservatism their base actually cares about, + gerrymandering to demolish poor minority's voices.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Racism.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

and stupidity

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's funny because republicans get so upset that everyone sees them as stupid racists, but they keep electing assholes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that's part of racism, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0