Dec 13, 2020 4:09 PM
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Trelfar
Fairbas
So what’s the patient in for? Head trauma .... Are you sure? ..... 100%
LuciusNeedful
Mercedes glue the damn gaskets. They are always hanging loose around the door.
Kaaliavaster
This guy handing out naps!
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Remember, medics not only know how to put you back together, they can also use that knowledge to dismantle your sorry ass.
TheNextD117
Fuck around and find out.
UncleRat
Sometimes people need an attitude adjustment.
youcantgiveAbabybooze
Definitely makes the dream work
grandpasonlylivingheir
Back story please. And good for her partner for sure.
travis373
It's not real, it's a dramatisation
TheLemurian
It's in Poland
powerrangerpl
***** ***
RealFunB
It be like that sometimes. Gotta hit em with that OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE.
thiswillonlyhurtabit
I wish we could defend ourselves like that in the US. But no you get sued or arrested.
WKBetafiggit
No hesitation, turning the hips with the punch, good aim and the right ammount of follow-trough... not his first KO
sjbrooksy7447
Aaand cut!
VelvetWarhol
Grevling89
Good night!
WhatUpDog3000
Love the guy checking the procedure manual at the end
relpmeraggy
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p3rv
Man, I was looking for this gif the other day and I couldn't find it!
tReasonoustRump
backoffman
khosmiss
That hand off was smooooth
VresiBerba
And now also contracted hepatitis because hitting a face tends to hit teeth which tends to puncture skin. Good job. But TV, amirite!!1
toffeecoffee
Really excellent hand-eye coordination between them. So on point!
Igotfourbedrats
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Underrated comment
Daddymememaster1
When you're a cleric but your party isn't doing enough dps.
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
When you're a cleric who only heals dead characters and the tank still has 1hp
Trenzalors
The Harmacist
3Davideo
When you're a War Cleric but everyone stereotypes you as a healer:
ScrapCode
when your cleric takes power attack (I haven't played DnD sense 3.5 ed idk if power attack is still a thing)
ColonelColon
Power Attack is always a thing
JefferySaucer
(the new form of it gives you a -5 to your attack in exchange for a +10 to damage and was merged with cleave)
Fancy
nonCanadianGoose
Cleric casts sleep
Chiefinspector
When you crit on the lullaby enchant
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
*rolls 20*
DanielRain
5d8s unless youre up casting it
aftie
Unmuted. Was NOT disappointed.
TheLastSpaceman
People who attack medical staffs are truly POS
circlebreaker
Sometimes just delirious or panicked, not all of them are assholes...
TicoGuy
I do wonder what he was trying to accomplish here? The exit seems to be on his Right. Was he trying to grab something behind the EMT?
ALAsynthase
no, he is trying to attack the EMT. it is very common. medical staff get hit a lot.
Drugs are a hell of a drug
most of them are psychotic or intoxicated. it's pretty rare for an otherwise-competent person to start swinging.
DrPizzazz
Point Of Service?
RemiRixJones
I agree with the sentiment, but they don't always know what they're doing. I've been grabbed by dementia pts; they didn't mean to hurt me.
peachesforme
he had a pantyhose on his face. he was trying to rob the ambulance
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Exactly we don't wanna harm the confused ones... What are we the police?
Oof. We got a 10-22 shots fired! I repeat: 10-22 shots fired!
Also psychosis from mental illness or drugs, legal or otherwise. And developmental disabilities. These ppl aren't fighting just to be jerks
I feel this. I have autism. I've been lucky and I've only been restrained once. And that was to prevent myself from hurting...myself.
CaptainAcorns
I work with a lot of dementia pt, and I can forgive them, some of them are just ass holes.
Oh for sure. I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt, including people on drugs. But yes, some people are just assholes.
GandalfTheHay
Been KO'd a few times in my life (rugby, surgery) and can confirm. Even as a young, healthy person, I wake up fighting and throwing punches
before I am fully conscious. Warned my oral surgeon, but my rugby coach wasn't as lucky... came to to my team staring at me in bewilderment.
Good whenever you can give warning. But does that reaction stem from childhood trauma that therapy might help resolve in the long run?
I'm gonna guess fight or flight instinct.
Appreciate your compassion! I'm not sure tbh, could explain some things... started reaching out last week to get checked out, actually.
bagoffishstix
Madv1lla1n
Handing out naps to those in need.
Bigemedic
Not gonna lie, as a Paramedic, I’ve wanted to knock a few people out in my career. Not saying it’s right, just that I understand.
Bugar
As a nurse holy shit, letting me defend my self from abuse? Well that’s against policy
Right?
Bringer0fJoy
Realtalk: what would happen if you did? Do you think this vid was staged or f’real? Is this what shit looks like sometimes??
EveryBodyLovesMe
Also, yes. It’s be like that sometimes. Not often. But occasionally.
Full investigation happens, but usually by the time a medic hits you there isn’t much argument as to whether you deserved it or not.
I can’t tell if the video is real or staged, but yes, this is a thing that happens. Not often, but people do get combative...
...drugs and alcohol fuel a lot of violence. people with head injuries or post seizure go into fight or flight mode...
If I punched a patient while defending myself, probably no big deal. But if I hit someone without provocation that’d be very bad.
mythology333
I gotta ask, which member of the team was just recording this instead of helping?
harrison100012
Member of public that's why it made it onto Web !
UnhelpfulAnswers
That's Craig... Useless ol' Craig
gwenniechan
This isn't real I'm guessing. See microphone and script at bottom-right near end of video
WhyCantILeave
True, but could also be a film crew following the day of ambulance workers
Either or, I agree
tihsho3765
And the unseen member that handed the syringe....
nichfra
The cameraman that's paid to record these actors acting recorded it.
KillTimeAndLife
Naloxone is one hell of an anti drug. You either wake violent, puke, fine, not at all
FrogBotherer
Pretty amazing stuff though.
bombero333
We used to give a bolus now it’s titrated to avoid a violent wake up. Punching the dude in the nuts b4 admin takes the fight out of him too
It’s called “the Narcan ball punch” and it works. Not saying it’s nice but he wakes up and his eyes get big and he doubles up. Just sayin.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Kudos to the medic administering the shot.... She aspirated just to make sure it was an IM and not IV injection
FeloniousMonk13
It also sends you straight into a violent withdrawal which is agonizingly unpleasant.
rowingrowingrowing
And you are shit out of luck if the heroin was part of a speedball. Nothing like snapping out an addict, in withdrawl, on cocaine.
ThisGuyHere
Did a stint as an EMT. First time seeing it hit someone's system was wild. I was 265lbs, the patient 150ish. Could barely hold him down.
yoyo42
Sometimes you wake up with a curiously sore jaw.
ProfessorSandwich
I don’t think that was Naloxone
theplasticpanda
He's taking a ride on the van.
IncognitoMosquitos
They're saying the naloxone caused the response. They knocked him the fuck out after.
MithridateEupator
So? I also usually wake up in one of those 4 states. Mostly the third one though.
bereafireman
Then you’re giving it wrong-point isn’t to wake them up. Titrate to respirations. Little bit at a time. Zonked but breathing is just fine.
islander311
In my experience, most wake up with an immediate withdrawal, and just want more, and will stab you for it.
Observationsofidiocy
We don’t generally want to give them enough to wake them up, just keep them breathing until they get to the hospital.
gurneypusher
"Respiration not conversation" is the way
MaladaptedMedic
Bingo! Give half the dose, and dump the other half dose as you pull into the ER bay.
That’s cold blooded
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
And our governor wanted everyday citizens to carry it around for this purpose
Ihatedecidingonausername
Everyday citizens can carry it around in california at least
SawdustAndRust
Was that Ohio?
Yep
Ugh so glad I left.
stabbedintheface
And scream "I don't use drugs!!" With a needle hanging out of your arm
MostlyDinosaurs
You seem pretty familiar with it
somnif
I got training with naloxone when I got hired as a college teacher. Fun stuff!
cfbshank36
What the fuck..... the necessity of that training for you especially makes me sad :(
Basically I was given 2 autoinjectors and made to watch a short video. Never had to use them, thankfully Library staff did once or twice tho
I have a few emt. In the fam
Ryebread91
Friends a fire chief. Says they hate naloxone calls cause they're so violent many times.
I hear the too fat to get off the toilet calls are pretty bad too.
CatatonicCowMoo
I thankfully never had to get the shot, but back when I was still using I was also getting a prescription for suboxone (which has naloxone /
In it) and on the days I couldn't score I would take one and it always sent me into concentrated withdrawal for a couple hours. I couldn't/
hotdudecurator
Interestingly, it's actually the buprenorphine that put you in withdrawal. Naloxone isn't absorbed so only works if you inject or snort it.
If that's the case, suboxone is taken sublingual so why would it even be in there?
Stop people from injecting it to get high. Bup is a partial opiate so IV will get you high unless you have full opiate (heroin) in your body
Imagine what it would be like to get a shot of it. Ugh.
JustForCatlos
That’s what happens if you take them too early have to wait 24-26 hours since last dose I had it happen too and narcan not fun wake up lost
Oh yeah I know. But I looked at it as "a couple hours feeling REALLY bad, or a couple days feeling bad" so...
tbomber
I uasd to take them recreationally for an opiate like buzz. Got them from a co worker in exchange for rides to work.
alisa2089
Suboxone is an opiate...
Yeah they can definitely do that lol. There was one month I ran out early (I had pancreatitis and every time I tried to take one the taste /
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
Did he get narrated first? Or is he just getting booty juiced?
Extrasauceplease
Narrators voice * "It did not go well."
Narcanned auto-correct lol
Nono, go with narrated. Much better outcome
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Its only violent if the provider doesnt know how to use it. You give enough nalaxone to start them breathing. Never a full dose to wake up
J0765
Yep and when you find someone unresponsive what exactly is that dose? Hmmmm?
You usually start with 0.1mg and titrate up until breathing starts by it self Nalaxone works fast so you can give it incrementaly
Most people around 0.3mg starts breathing on their own. This is IV tho Nasal Spray is a lot harder to control the dose
clwadd
Oh shit. He got that platinum level trauma team membership.
Arklite
He's worth it
thedtp
PlacentaEaters
Thapoopthattookapee
Ooooh that reference resonates......
PetricusGaming
Way to capture the zeitgeist, my dude.
EricPisch
That was some mighty fine digital bewbs
dunkledan
*tazer*
BifuriousPanda
Gotta have your docwagon contract.
Varenvel
i still have to see them outside of that 1 cutscene
Same. Super disappointed with the game so far.
it feels like its 50% of game , some parrts are good but some are just terrible , like cops spawning out of nowhere rather then "pretend">
i atleast expected them to try but no , not even like gta 2 or 3 who is ancient game , they just spawn behind you or infront of you 5m away
sonicfusion2k
CrazyShifter
I don't. Could someone explain?
Narcian
In cyberpunk 2077, the city is so dangerous EMS (equivalent) is more a paramilitary corpo, which you can pay for them for protection.
They operate like professional killers to people without coverage
In the new cyberpunk game, there is a trauma team and various levels of care. With platinum, if your heart stops, a squad will appear..
Where ever you are and take you to the hospital without needing to ring for it and will arrive with guns to see off anyone hurting you.
thesavagery
Response time IS impressive! Poor bastard must've sneezed.
CrimeBrulee
I'm hoping that's the multiplayer - Trauma Team Platinum Member extractions.
Dassenator
VitaminJay
This is more your REO Meatwagon.
ittybittyfunk
Yoooooooooooo! Nice.
augdee
That was one fine hammer to the face. Sleep tight buddy.
NotNotDeadpool
Simone order this man a delamaine cab to take him to the top!
dasclown
The right hooks are complimentary
Pretty sure they have a copay
RustyNeX
how'd beating up ambulance staff work out for ya buddy?
Lulabel73
Where I live it’s 6 months jail. (Supposedly)
And the moron contracting HIV because he got a rotten tooth lodged in his fist. How did that work out?
It's fascinating to observe, saying something this true and right being met with this insane animosity. Say, anyone, how would you react>
>when your spouse came home with HIV because they made an error, doing something you were EXPLICITLY TOLD NOT TO DO? Anyone?
Exactly.
You are seeing animosity bc you are saying “don’t go in the truck to save your partner” when that guy could spit any second and you’d get ..
tiptoeingthru
Do you understand medicine?
Apparently not.
berlinson
Yes, contracting hepatitis from punching someone in the teeth is FAKE!!1
DrKriegersClone
That would be tough to do on a right hook. Look at the rotation of the head - the hit was from the side.
Do you honestly think this individual made a calculation on head rotation and mouth/teeth placement before he swung his fist? Really?
What he did was morally fine, protecting his college, but he made a major blunder using his fist, exposing himself to needless danger.
As a medicinal practitioner, do NOT hit in the face. You WILL contract diseases BECAUSE faces contain sharp appendages that will puncture.
If he knew what he was doing, he probably chose that punch because head rotation causes unconsciousness with less damage than frontal blows.
It's a TV reality show, I just found out, so of-fucking-course he don't simply grab and pull. What he's doing is 100% professional error.
well there's the dumbest thing i've read today
You do realise this is reality TV, yes? That this idiot is punching someone in the face despite EMT training explicitly prohibits it, yes? >
> and had this moron been a police officer, I've had, not hundreds of downvotes, but thousands of upvotes, yes?
i think you get downvotes because you're saying dumb shit to be honest
Trelfar
Fairbas
So what’s the patient in for? Head trauma .... Are you sure? ..... 100%
LuciusNeedful
Mercedes glue the damn gaskets. They are always hanging loose around the door.
Kaaliavaster
This guy handing out naps!
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Remember, medics not only know how to put you back together, they can also use that knowledge to dismantle your sorry ass.
TheNextD117
Fuck around and find out.
UncleRat
Sometimes people need an attitude adjustment.
youcantgiveAbabybooze
Definitely makes the dream work
grandpasonlylivingheir
Back story please. And good for her partner for sure.
travis373
It's not real, it's a dramatisation
TheLemurian
It's in Poland
powerrangerpl
***** ***
RealFunB
It be like that sometimes. Gotta hit em with that OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE.
thiswillonlyhurtabit
I wish we could defend ourselves like that in the US. But no you get sued or arrested.
WKBetafiggit
No hesitation, turning the hips with the punch, good aim and the right ammount of follow-trough... not his first KO
sjbrooksy7447
Aaand cut!
VelvetWarhol
Grevling89
Good night!
WhatUpDog3000
Love the guy checking the procedure manual at the end
relpmeraggy
p3rv
Man, I was looking for this gif the other day and I couldn't find it!
tReasonoustRump
backoffman
khosmiss
That hand off was smooooth
VresiBerba
And now also contracted hepatitis because hitting a face tends to hit teeth which tends to puncture skin. Good job. But TV, amirite!!1
toffeecoffee
Really excellent hand-eye coordination between them. So on point!
Igotfourbedrats
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Underrated comment
Daddymememaster1
When you're a cleric but your party isn't doing enough dps.
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
When you're a cleric who only heals dead characters and the tank still has 1hp
Trenzalors
The Harmacist
3Davideo
When you're a War Cleric but everyone stereotypes you as a healer:
ScrapCode
when your cleric takes power attack (I haven't played DnD sense 3.5 ed idk if power attack is still a thing)
ColonelColon
Power Attack is always a thing
JefferySaucer
(the new form of it gives you a -5 to your attack in exchange for a +10 to damage and was merged with cleave)
ScrapCode
Fancy
nonCanadianGoose
Cleric casts sleep
Chiefinspector
When you crit on the lullaby enchant
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
Daddymememaster1
*rolls 20*
DanielRain
5d8s unless youre up casting it
aftie
Unmuted. Was NOT disappointed.
TheLastSpaceman
People who attack medical staffs are truly POS
circlebreaker
Sometimes just delirious or panicked, not all of them are assholes...
TicoGuy
I do wonder what he was trying to accomplish here? The exit seems to be on his Right. Was he trying to grab something behind the EMT?
ALAsynthase
no, he is trying to attack the EMT. it is very common. medical staff get hit a lot.
backoffman
Drugs are a hell of a drug
ALAsynthase
most of them are psychotic or intoxicated. it's pretty rare for an otherwise-competent person to start swinging.
DrPizzazz
Point Of Service?
RemiRixJones
I agree with the sentiment, but they don't always know what they're doing. I've been grabbed by dementia pts; they didn't mean to hurt me.
peachesforme
he had a pantyhose on his face. he was trying to rob the ambulance
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Exactly we don't wanna harm the confused ones... What are we the police?
RemiRixJones
Oof. We got a 10-22 shots fired! I repeat: 10-22 shots fired!
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
Also psychosis from mental illness or drugs, legal or otherwise. And developmental disabilities. These ppl aren't fighting just to be jerks
RemiRixJones
I feel this. I have autism. I've been lucky and I've only been restrained once. And that was to prevent myself from hurting...myself.
CaptainAcorns
I work with a lot of dementia pt, and I can forgive them, some of them are just ass holes.
RemiRixJones
Oh for sure. I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt, including people on drugs. But yes, some people are just assholes.
GandalfTheHay
Been KO'd a few times in my life (rugby, surgery) and can confirm. Even as a young, healthy person, I wake up fighting and throwing punches
GandalfTheHay
before I am fully conscious. Warned my oral surgeon, but my rugby coach wasn't as lucky... came to to my team staring at me in bewilderment.
toffeecoffee
Good whenever you can give warning. But does that reaction stem from childhood trauma that therapy might help resolve in the long run?
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
I'm gonna guess fight or flight instinct.
GandalfTheHay
Appreciate your compassion! I'm not sure tbh, could explain some things... started reaching out last week to get checked out, actually.
bagoffishstix
Madv1lla1n
Handing out naps to those in need.
Bigemedic
Not gonna lie, as a Paramedic, I’ve wanted to knock a few people out in my career. Not saying it’s right, just that I understand.
Bugar
As a nurse holy shit, letting me defend my self from abuse? Well that’s against policy
Bigemedic
Right?
Bringer0fJoy
Realtalk: what would happen if you did? Do you think this vid was staged or f’real? Is this what shit looks like sometimes??
EveryBodyLovesMe
Also, yes. It’s be like that sometimes. Not often. But occasionally.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Full investigation happens, but usually by the time a medic hits you there isn’t much argument as to whether you deserved it or not.
Bigemedic
I can’t tell if the video is real or staged, but yes, this is a thing that happens. Not often, but people do get combative...
Bigemedic
...drugs and alcohol fuel a lot of violence. people with head injuries or post seizure go into fight or flight mode...
Bigemedic
If I punched a patient while defending myself, probably no big deal. But if I hit someone without provocation that’d be very bad.
mythology333
I gotta ask, which member of the team was just recording this instead of helping?
harrison100012
Member of public that's why it made it onto Web !
UnhelpfulAnswers
That's Craig... Useless ol' Craig
gwenniechan
This isn't real I'm guessing. See microphone and script at bottom-right near end of video
WhyCantILeave
True, but could also be a film crew following the day of ambulance workers
gwenniechan
Either or, I agree
tihsho3765
And the unseen member that handed the syringe....
nichfra
The cameraman that's paid to record these actors acting recorded it.
KillTimeAndLife
Naloxone is one hell of an anti drug. You either wake violent, puke, fine, not at all
3Davideo
FrogBotherer
Pretty amazing stuff though.
bombero333
We used to give a bolus now it’s titrated to avoid a violent wake up. Punching the dude in the nuts b4 admin takes the fight out of him too
bombero333
It’s called “the Narcan ball punch” and it works. Not saying it’s nice but he wakes up and his eyes get big and he doubles up. Just sayin.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Kudos to the medic administering the shot.... She aspirated just to make sure it was an IM and not IV injection
FeloniousMonk13
It also sends you straight into a violent withdrawal which is agonizingly unpleasant.
rowingrowingrowing
And you are shit out of luck if the heroin was part of a speedball. Nothing like snapping out an addict, in withdrawl, on cocaine.
ThisGuyHere
Did a stint as an EMT. First time seeing it hit someone's system was wild. I was 265lbs, the patient 150ish. Could barely hold him down.
yoyo42
Sometimes you wake up with a curiously sore jaw.
ProfessorSandwich
I don’t think that was Naloxone
theplasticpanda
He's taking a ride on the van.
IncognitoMosquitos
They're saying the naloxone caused the response. They knocked him the fuck out after.
MithridateEupator
So? I also usually wake up in one of those 4 states. Mostly the third one though.
bereafireman
Then you’re giving it wrong-point isn’t to wake them up. Titrate to respirations. Little bit at a time. Zonked but breathing is just fine.
islander311
In my experience, most wake up with an immediate withdrawal, and just want more, and will stab you for it.
Observationsofidiocy
We don’t generally want to give them enough to wake them up, just keep them breathing until they get to the hospital.
gurneypusher
"Respiration not conversation" is the way
MaladaptedMedic
Bingo! Give half the dose, and dump the other half dose as you pull into the ER bay.
Observationsofidiocy
That’s cold blooded
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
And our governor wanted everyday citizens to carry it around for this purpose
Ihatedecidingonausername
Everyday citizens can carry it around in california at least
SawdustAndRust
Was that Ohio?
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
Yep
SawdustAndRust
Ugh so glad I left.
stabbedintheface
And scream "I don't use drugs!!" With a needle hanging out of your arm
MostlyDinosaurs
You seem pretty familiar with it
somnif
I got training with naloxone when I got hired as a college teacher. Fun stuff!
cfbshank36
What the fuck..... the necessity of that training for you especially makes me sad :(
somnif
Basically I was given 2 autoinjectors and made to watch a short video. Never had to use them, thankfully Library staff did once or twice tho
KillTimeAndLife
I have a few emt. In the fam
Ryebread91
Friends a fire chief. Says they hate naloxone calls cause they're so violent many times.
KillTimeAndLife
I hear the too fat to get off the toilet calls are pretty bad too.
CatatonicCowMoo
I thankfully never had to get the shot, but back when I was still using I was also getting a prescription for suboxone (which has naloxone /
CatatonicCowMoo
In it) and on the days I couldn't score I would take one and it always sent me into concentrated withdrawal for a couple hours. I couldn't/
hotdudecurator
Interestingly, it's actually the buprenorphine that put you in withdrawal. Naloxone isn't absorbed so only works if you inject or snort it.
CatatonicCowMoo
If that's the case, suboxone is taken sublingual so why would it even be in there?
hotdudecurator
Stop people from injecting it to get high. Bup is a partial opiate so IV will get you high unless you have full opiate (heroin) in your body
CatatonicCowMoo
Imagine what it would be like to get a shot of it. Ugh.
JustForCatlos
That’s what happens if you take them too early have to wait 24-26 hours since last dose I had it happen too and narcan not fun wake up lost
CatatonicCowMoo
Oh yeah I know. But I looked at it as "a couple hours feeling REALLY bad, or a couple days feeling bad" so...
tbomber
I uasd to take them recreationally for an opiate like buzz. Got them from a co worker in exchange for rides to work.
alisa2089
Suboxone is an opiate...
CatatonicCowMoo
Yeah they can definitely do that lol. There was one month I ran out early (I had pancreatitis and every time I tried to take one the taste /
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
Did he get narrated first? Or is he just getting booty juiced?
Extrasauceplease
Narrators voice * "It did not go well."
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
Narcanned auto-correct lol
SawdustAndRust
Nono, go with narrated. Much better outcome
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Its only violent if the provider doesnt know how to use it. You give enough nalaxone to start them breathing. Never a full dose to wake up
J0765
Yep and when you find someone unresponsive what exactly is that dose? Hmmmm?
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
You usually start with 0.1mg and titrate up until breathing starts by it self Nalaxone works fast so you can give it incrementaly
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Most people around 0.3mg starts breathing on their own. This is IV tho Nasal Spray is a lot harder to control the dose
clwadd
Oh shit. He got that platinum level trauma team membership.
Arklite
He's worth it
thedtp
PlacentaEaters
Thapoopthattookapee
Ooooh that reference resonates......
PetricusGaming
Way to capture the zeitgeist, my dude.
EricPisch
That was some mighty fine digital bewbs
dunkledan
*tazer*
BifuriousPanda
Gotta have your docwagon contract.
Varenvel
i still have to see them outside of that 1 cutscene
clwadd
Same. Super disappointed with the game so far.
Varenvel
it feels like its 50% of game , some parrts are good but some are just terrible , like cops spawning out of nowhere rather then "pretend">
Varenvel
i atleast expected them to try but no , not even like gta 2 or 3 who is ancient game , they just spawn behind you or infront of you 5m away
sonicfusion2k
CrazyShifter
I don't. Could someone explain?
Narcian
In cyberpunk 2077, the city is so dangerous EMS (equivalent) is more a paramilitary corpo, which you can pay for them for protection.
Narcian
They operate like professional killers to people without coverage
sonicfusion2k
In the new cyberpunk game, there is a trauma team and various levels of care. With platinum, if your heart stops, a squad will appear..
sonicfusion2k
Where ever you are and take you to the hospital without needing to ring for it and will arrive with guns to see off anyone hurting you.
thesavagery
Response time IS impressive! Poor bastard must've sneezed.
CrimeBrulee
I'm hoping that's the multiplayer - Trauma Team Platinum Member extractions.
Dassenator
VitaminJay
This is more your REO Meatwagon.
ittybittyfunk
Yoooooooooooo! Nice.
augdee
That was one fine hammer to the face. Sleep tight buddy.
NotNotDeadpool
Simone order this man a delamaine cab to take him to the top!
dasclown
The right hooks are complimentary
WKBetafiggit
Pretty sure they have a copay
RustyNeX
how'd beating up ambulance staff work out for ya buddy?
TheNextD117
Fuck around and find out.
Lulabel73
Where I live it’s 6 months jail. (Supposedly)
VresiBerba
And the moron contracting HIV because he got a rotten tooth lodged in his fist. How did that work out?
VresiBerba
It's fascinating to observe, saying something this true and right being met with this insane animosity. Say, anyone, how would you react>
VresiBerba
>when your spouse came home with HIV because they made an error, doing something you were EXPLICITLY TOLD NOT TO DO? Anyone?
VresiBerba
Exactly.
EveryBodyLovesMe
You are seeing animosity bc you are saying “don’t go in the truck to save your partner” when that guy could spit any second and you’d get ..
tiptoeingthru
VresiBerba
Do you understand medicine?
VresiBerba
Apparently not.
berlinson
VresiBerba
Yes, contracting hepatitis from punching someone in the teeth is FAKE!!1
DrKriegersClone
That would be tough to do on a right hook. Look at the rotation of the head - the hit was from the side.
VresiBerba
Do you honestly think this individual made a calculation on head rotation and mouth/teeth placement before he swung his fist? Really?
VresiBerba
What he did was morally fine, protecting his college, but he made a major blunder using his fist, exposing himself to needless danger.
VresiBerba
As a medicinal practitioner, do NOT hit in the face. You WILL contract diseases BECAUSE faces contain sharp appendages that will puncture.
DrKriegersClone
If he knew what he was doing, he probably chose that punch because head rotation causes unconsciousness with less damage than frontal blows.
VresiBerba
It's a TV reality show, I just found out, so of-fucking-course he don't simply grab and pull. What he's doing is 100% professional error.
RustyNeX
well there's the dumbest thing i've read today
VresiBerba
You do realise this is reality TV, yes? That this idiot is punching someone in the face despite EMT training explicitly prohibits it, yes? >
VresiBerba
> and had this moron been a police officer, I've had, not hundreds of downvotes, but thousands of upvotes, yes?
RustyNeX
i think you get downvotes because you're saying dumb shit to be honest