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Jan 11, 2017 7:18 AM
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Thismuchistrue
Eanikran
Dumb piece of shit
L3gee
police was like
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
tinnerz58
What a dick
CapitalNick
What a piece of shit.
Assdickmasterpiece
He Did?
unclemeat70
Just wanted to warn the esteemed officer of uhm... a thing and to have a good day sir.
BurtTurglar
Walk away, not today, disco momma.
KingKoopasErectPenis
Come on you pussy. You're on a bike and they're in an SUV.
CaptainSmartass
Damn organ donors like him give bikers a bad name.
madvin
Assume your shit !
RipOffTheBandAid
May have saved his life (no woman that dumb)
Fonzanoon
Douche
Hiboredimdad
There's lots of excuses though;"I saw a crime and needed to come get you" or "Some asshole in back slammed his brakes"
antogilbert
I wish the cop got out and said "r u havin a giggle there m8? I'll fuckin arrest you, swear on me mum" (even if it's freedomland)
Arikuto32
Heh, "Freedomland". I like it
Cameoman
Why arent the bikes gauges working?
NKato
Because it is apparently NOT connected to the drive.
eireyrin
as a biker: they are stupid
MathewMara
Everytime I see a watch for motorcycles sign I think of all these ass hats
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Would've been funny if the cop had stuck their head out of the window and shook their head.
shadowbeene
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/120027213281099777/268886956543311872/ABANDON-THREAD.gif
ABCDEFGevolved
Just giving bikers a bad name. There are a lot more waiting. Hint hint dipsticks.
LifeIsBS
*backs away slowly*
Evanrudeplz
Half the wheels, half the brain.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I like that one.
JumpTheCheeseburger
I was amazed watching multiple bikers riding on I-95 without helmets. Darwin is smiling somewhere.
Twitch1984
It's videos like this that make me see the hypocrisy in every bumper sticker and road sign that says "look twice for motorcycles"
therockbloke
he kinda followed the arrow on the road
Zoodpy
Obeying traffic laws are for vehicles with 4 wheels
fitlex
Well it's not like a 4 wheeled vehicle could pull this off. Maybe a Smartcar?
ClearBlue
Start saving to pay your next fine.
coryj86
If they catch him
ahairybear
He'll be a donor soon at that rate
VigorousButtstuff
And this is why cyclists are cunts. "Screw laws, we're small! EVERYONE WATCH FOR US!"
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Belckan
How people not notice your sarcasm is beyond me.
Belckan
Maybe you should learn traffic laws involving motorcycles before being a retard and believing there are no special circumstances.
VigorousButtstuff
Maybe you should get a real car and stop zipping up the middle lane like an unsafe cunt.
Belckan
Yeah, you just confirmed you are a retard and have no idea about traffic laws.
causality
Amazes me that it's illegal to drive a car with no windshield but bikes are A-OK. Same safety standard should apply to everyone.
yuraf
And airbags. And belts. And an extra tire in the trunk.
Vectron
Mandatory full helmets in cars it is then.
causality
Assuming you had no windshield, sure. ATVs should also be street legal if motorcycles are.
Vectron
They're not in the US? Follows same rules as scooters and mopeds here in Norway. Kids are driving them in town all the time in the summer.
VigorousButtstuff
Sure. Mandatory decibel testing on motorcycles. Too loud? It's off the road.
dohcohv
Emission testing on motorcycles too. Goodbye 180hp 1L bikes. Too much NOx
ShoopDeDoop
I hope he got a ticket.
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lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
While this is typically true, this looks like a stunt bike. They use larger rear sprockets and usually only top out around 95-100.
elppapple
There are some places where cops have a no-chase rule for bikes. I'm 50/50 on the understanding of it.
Diomeneus
I'm faaaaairly sure that's exactly the case here in Ontario. It makes sense though from a risk vs reward perspective (to not chase)
ByThePowerofCommonSense
It is not just lawsuits it is the fact that they are likely to kill someone if they do high speed pursuit
Valitus
Big cities have been sued due to accidents brought on by officer involved chases. They don't want to risk a lawsuit for minor infractions.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Well, once you start running, that's three more charges; reckless endangerment, 165/25, resisting arrest. No longer minor.
Valitus
Justification for the initial stop needs to be more than a minor infraction. There's been lawsuits that big cities have lost because of this
LiesAndCompulsiveLiar
Doubt it. It's a Dog unit. They don't do traffic stops. His lucky day.
kobrakaimf
Bullshit they don't.
sirwolfyy
Around here it seems true. If they aren't required, they don't bother to do it. Too much work/ paperwork or whatever their reason is.
outdoorsman
Upvoting cause of your username
sideofrice
That name tho! Haha
PonyMadness
Lol where do you get your information? Every officer can do traffic stops
cataleap
Look at his name
LostFriend
Nobody cared to look at your username
HumanFlag
Wait...really?
Barkinsons
No, it just depends if the police officer deems it necessary to interrupt his other work
EmperorJarJar
No, they make traffic stops.
thetonestarr
K9 units are not tasked to traffic stops, but they're still 100% authorized to do so.
durkonos
K-9.
Skeif
False
subcolour
look at his name
BurgrLuvr
False, we can and we do. The dog just...You know...Stays in the car.
marymarymistressmary
While getting a ticket, would it be rude if I ignored you and just started talking and petting your pupper?
cataleap
Look at his name!!!
BoozeHound001
Awww, you mean if you pull me over I can't pet the dog? That's when I need it the most.
ticktockbent
You could bring the dog along to take the sting out of the citation. Hard to be angry while petting a pooch
darkav
AngusThermopyle
I got to sit in the front seat while one ran my info. GSD in back was going ape-shit. Might have smelled something not worth paperwork.
ridingfunny
In India here, the dogs do this job, where as the cops stay in car :x
gamlingcs
Can the dog hand me the ticket?
boomfelazi
Leave the door open. That k9 will save more than your ass
marymarymistressmary
While getting a ticket, would it be rude if I ignored you and just started talking and petting your pupper?
BurgrLuvr
I promise you'll want me to keep the 130 lb snarling "pupper" in the vehicle
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
it says 'do not pet' right on it
marymarymistressmary
I've never seen one in real life (only pictures) so I didn't know :/
VladTheInhaler1
That's not as fun. I love dogs.
BurgrLuvr
I promise you that unless the dog is getting out at the PD or our Home. Big boy will be going bananas.
Jufasa
If you have to meet that dog it won't be fun
asdfertjryjre
You're getting a ticket, it's not supposed to be fun.
genericusername20
Petting a dog while getting a ticket would lessen the sadness of receiving said ticket.
TheAlmightyGuy
Well... That certainly isn't fun.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Agreed. Bikers like this give the rest of us a bad name
seemetrollinh8in
You mean the majority of bikers give bikers a bad name?
seemetrollinh8in
You mean the majority of bikers give bikers a bad name?
ridingfunny
so on point !
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Right? Most of us ride and respect 2 wheels as well as 4. Then theres ass hats like that who fuck up our good work
ridingfunny
Just a few days back,a dimwit biker in my opp lane suddenly decided to do a U w/o a signal out of no where +
ridingfunny
i had to emergency hard brake so as to avoid a collision,which did not go well on wet asphalt, and +