May 26, 2022 7:28 AM
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javadad60
Oh Gomez... hours.
stuffthrower
cokebot9000
I had sedation this week for a colonoscopy- it was like they switched my brain off for a half hour.
hauntednursery
I didn’t get this turnt but my tongue hung out the side of my mouth like Marnie the dog until the painkillers wore off
claydhd14
I remember sobbing after my wisdom tooth surgery because no one knew I was Abraham Lincoln
OrneTTe
I kept yelling “They gave me what Michael Jackson died of” which was true. But blood was pouring out of my mouth, my mom hushing me.
youreathing
Is this real life???!
putcleverusernamehere
LOL "It's like you don't even care"
userfriendly19777
I've never been administered anything but local anesthetic. Why so many videos of people high AF?
balmut
Oh gosh, there's a reddit for these! xd
https://www.reddit.com/r/WisdomTrips/comments/a1qqhk/girl_on_anesthesia_believes_she_is_thor_wholesome/
Nuttburger
My girlfriend just wouldn’t stop crying and kept trying to run outside and check the mail a dozen times while also crying that I wasn’t
There to pick her up cause you have to wait in your car
Tychodin
sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion...
craigskene
There’s no need to feel down…
youforgottoclosetheoven
This one is priceless too : https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sm935p/twins_cant_recognize_each_other_after_getting/?utm_medium=android
DedoLebeda
What kind of sedation do they use? Is it that potent or they can't hold their drugs?
FarFar83
Is everyone getting there teeth done in the usa?
thegraphiteknight
Removing wisdom teeth is pretty common here.
Racealistic
My wisdom teeth were completely healthy, took them out anyway. Incase of future troubles but im from Europe.
WaffleBrat
I got out of surgery yesterday and my bf told me I started crying about how a whale was eating the room with its big brushy teeths
WillemHellfire
What did they give you? Acid?
Anesthesia (for the first time ever) and percocet
itzujones1
Lmfao
Hellstorm99
Oh man, all I did was flirt with the P.A.. offered a seat on the hospital bed with me, to order up popcorn from the caf, and watch a movie
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
My son had to pee after sedation before surgery. I had to literally hold him up. When he got done he looked down and said, “What do I do 1
with this thing?” 2
JoeyJoeJoeSeniorShabadoo
You even forgot about Dre!
pdp1
When was the last time you saw Dre do the YMCA????
I0VE525P00GE
What a coincidence! He’s doing it right now, right here…what are the chances?..more likely than you think actually, he’s always doing it.
nothingelsetodo
I saw him do it twice this morning on his way to the car, relax.
jmtpl1973
Dr. Dre is dead, you idiot. (he's locked in my basement)
Farzhad
Are you the real Slim Shady?
swagb98623
Oh I'm sick of him, walking around shaking his you know what
Zyxs975
They removed / sawed my wisdom tooth in half. I felt nothing. As they finished they told me I could just drive home. I'm from Europe.
Thojira
same, i did have prescription for heavy stuff in case it hurt real bad, didnt happended. Wondering why its happening in america and not here
Lichelf
Same(ish) I have no idea what the people in these kinds of videos are on. Literally nobody here gets even remotely delerious at the dentist.
Anesthesia injections was done via a futuristic looking device, not sure how that worked but it was only local.
HeviSevi
Same here. Gave me some local anesthetic and pried both of my wisdom teeth out, the students hugged me and I was going home 5 min later.
petresun
When I got my tonsils removed I woke up mid-procedure totally lucid and doc goes "oops, he's awake." And then gave me another shot. I 1/2
immediately blacked out. Afterwards, when they gave me wake up shit, I shot up and yelled "what do you mean I woke up!" 2/2 cont...
Pretty sure I scared the shit outta every body. They got me out fast. I was a little bit angry.
Jijinumerounodriver2
Wtf? Lidocaine all the way for me! Or is the stuff that messes with you significantly cheaper or sth.?
WAY more expensive but worth it for ppl with phobias. You don’t feel or remember a thing
My phobia is to not remember anything they do with my unconcious body/mind. I prefer Novo/Lidocaine. I felt little to nothing
and was totally able to make my way home.
SuperDramaticFusion
Nope. More expensive.
creepwood
This is 100% the best one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnTvfdsnBY
beoff
That is great!
The girl who is sad she can’t smoke weed or suck dick is my favorite.
LP1988
She has her priorities in order
TheRicM
Her "C" is backwards though. IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE YMCA *sobs*
PervertedTango
GQP certainly doesn't care about the YMCA.
ACatnippedKitty
Last gen. anaesthesia I had, they brought me release papers to sign while this high. I proceeded to read the ToS out loud in entirety.
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
They brought you the papers to sign while you were high? That doesn't seem like a reasonable time you could be expected to consent
It's not, but the attitude of around 45% of nurses is the faster they can get you out, the sooner they can open the bed for another
I'm glad you handled it well as a rule, never sign a blank page nor anything while intoxicated
llcoolj
The sedation in Canada is way less strong. I was excited to get this fucked and they said that’s America.
It's because they cut it with maple syrup
rulssi
I got wisdom tooth pulled, few quick local sedation injections and after 10 minutes I was walking back home fully sober...
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Yea, Germany too. Got my wisdom teeth pulled and got like four doses of local anesthesia.
tacospaghetti
Got knocked out for my wisdom teeth. Didn’t feel high at all when I came to, but my mouth hurt like hell.
ShadeEmberi
i dont even know what shit you use, we just get numb here
ealkrjj
If they could bill you $1000 per liter of gas, you'd probably get a stronger dose.
NutsToThis
Uh, no? They don't do the /fun/ drugs (conscious sedation) unless they have to, cuz that takes specialists. She probs just reacted strongly.
To clarify: knocking someone flat means you need anesthesia (MD or CRNA) to manage sedation. Costs extra and isn't needed, so it's obvs rare
OverSpiced
I got knocked out for my wisdom teeth and I woke up just fine except for all the school shootings.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Bro, that made me do a spit-take LOL
hwatL4bloopy
Omfg you made me laugh and feel bad
Kolondril
My sister was excited for me to say stupid shit, but all I said was why is your camera out?
StewedTomaters
Where my families go they don't allow cameras or recording in the recovery area, there's a sign and they're serious.
My family* (please don't tell my family about the others)
[deleted]
This American^ doesn't speak for the rest of us. Also, you have no idea what procedure was done here. If wisdom teeth are surgically
removed, they absolutely sedate you like this. I know. I had 4 surgically removed.
raminagrobis
I've had plenty of local and general anesthesias. I was never stoned during of after.
thisismycatsaccount
We’re uninformed because we don’t overuse anesthetics? I’m not sure I even understand what you’re trying to say here…
DoctahGhostly
“Americans still use leeches and blood-letting”.
mardukkur
It's not generally true that the US overuses anesthetics is what he's saying. Doctors go out of their way to avoid general anesthesia.
solopeace
American here: I don’t understand either.
9zf2v2cvws3
This shit is crazy, over here you get local for even the worst impacted shit. Why would you need this level of sedation?
kgirl924
Because they tried to take your first two wisdom teeth out and the pain meds wore off half way through. The pain was so bad I was crying.
They sent me to a specialist for the second two. They knocked me out and I woke up and it was done. I was in A LOT less pain too.
mthrndr01
After a 3.5 hour ordeal of 3 teeth being crushed in my skull and shards dragged out while the local anesthetic wore off twice...
sammysixshooter
I get a 30 Min filling and I'm drooling out of my mouth till the local wears off hours and hours later
I had surgery for an impacted tooth that required the tooth next to it be removed, both in pieces. Took 30min, what could take 3 hours ?
They scheduled me for like 45 minutes assuming it would all be easy. I assume they were grossly unprepared
witalaska4
same as this hot guy
nachosyndicate
whats the dog's name!!!?
BatsArentBugs
Ah shit this is the best one I’ve seen yet! So damn genuine
Man, that guy is off his tree!
TheNewYorkWolf
This guy's day just keeps getting better and better.
rempho
Lol this dude is my spirit animal. I have a mom???
jimplaysgames10
In Stoicism they teach us to learn to want what we already have. This man is a master
SPQAAE
"NOOOOWWWOOAH WAAAAY HAHAHA!!!"
YoureWaifuAShit
no but seriously what was the dog's name
PineappleLoopsBroether
Can’t remember. Someone put spot remover on the dog, and now it’s gone.
brandsilven
Bane. He's a seriously big dog. All hopped up on venom.
Fatbird
ahahaha the sign behind him "No cameras, no cell phones, no videos"
KorbenMyManIHaveNoFire
Sometimes exceptions should be made for the sake of comedy
Envious of being that happy TBO
trustworthyfart
Drugs
To be onest? Lol, no me too really
To Be Optimistic ?
javadad60
Oh Gomez... hours.
stuffthrower
cokebot9000
I had sedation this week for a colonoscopy- it was like they switched my brain off for a half hour.
hauntednursery
I didn’t get this turnt but my tongue hung out the side of my mouth like Marnie the dog until the painkillers wore off
claydhd14
I remember sobbing after my wisdom tooth surgery because no one knew I was Abraham Lincoln
OrneTTe
I kept yelling “They gave me what Michael Jackson died of” which was true. But blood was pouring out of my mouth, my mom hushing me.
youreathing
Is this real life???!
putcleverusernamehere
LOL "It's like you don't even care"
userfriendly19777
I've never been administered anything but local anesthetic. Why so many videos of people high AF?
balmut
Oh gosh, there's a reddit for these! xd
balmut
https://www.reddit.com/r/WisdomTrips/comments/a1qqhk/girl_on_anesthesia_believes_she_is_thor_wholesome/
Nuttburger
My girlfriend just wouldn’t stop crying and kept trying to run outside and check the mail a dozen times while also crying that I wasn’t
Nuttburger
There to pick her up cause you have to wait in your car
Tychodin
sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion...
craigskene
There’s no need to feel down…
youforgottoclosetheoven
This one is priceless too : https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sm935p/twins_cant_recognize_each_other_after_getting/?utm_medium=android
DedoLebeda
What kind of sedation do they use? Is it that potent or they can't hold their drugs?
FarFar83
Is everyone getting there teeth done in the usa?
thegraphiteknight
Removing wisdom teeth is pretty common here.
Racealistic
My wisdom teeth were completely healthy, took them out anyway. Incase of future troubles but im from Europe.
WaffleBrat
I got out of surgery yesterday and my bf told me I started crying about how a whale was eating the room with its big brushy teeths
WillemHellfire
What did they give you? Acid?
WaffleBrat
Anesthesia (for the first time ever) and percocet
itzujones1
Lmfao
Hellstorm99
Oh man, all I did was flirt with the P.A.. offered a seat on the hospital bed with me, to order up popcorn from the caf, and watch a movie
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
My son had to pee after sedation before surgery. I had to literally hold him up. When he got done he looked down and said, “What do I do 1
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
with this thing?” 2
JoeyJoeJoeSeniorShabadoo
You even forgot about Dre!
pdp1
When was the last time you saw Dre do the YMCA????
I0VE525P00GE
What a coincidence! He’s doing it right now, right here…what are the chances?..more likely than you think actually, he’s always doing it.
nothingelsetodo
I saw him do it twice this morning on his way to the car, relax.
jmtpl1973
Dr. Dre is dead, you idiot. (he's locked in my basement)
Farzhad
Are you the real Slim Shady?
swagb98623
Oh I'm sick of him, walking around shaking his you know what
Zyxs975
They removed / sawed my wisdom tooth in half. I felt nothing. As they finished they told me I could just drive home. I'm from Europe.
Thojira
same, i did have prescription for heavy stuff in case it hurt real bad, didnt happended. Wondering why its happening in america and not here
Lichelf
Same(ish) I have no idea what the people in these kinds of videos are on. Literally nobody here gets even remotely delerious at the dentist.
Zyxs975
Anesthesia injections was done via a futuristic looking device, not sure how that worked but it was only local.
HeviSevi
Same here. Gave me some local anesthetic and pried both of my wisdom teeth out, the students hugged me and I was going home 5 min later.
petresun
When I got my tonsils removed I woke up mid-procedure totally lucid and doc goes "oops, he's awake." And then gave me another shot. I 1/2
petresun
immediately blacked out. Afterwards, when they gave me wake up shit, I shot up and yelled "what do you mean I woke up!" 2/2 cont...
petresun
Pretty sure I scared the shit outta every body. They got me out fast. I was a little bit angry.
Jijinumerounodriver2
Wtf? Lidocaine all the way for me! Or is the stuff that messes with you significantly cheaper or sth.?
hauntednursery
WAY more expensive but worth it for ppl with phobias. You don’t feel or remember a thing
Jijinumerounodriver2
My phobia is to not remember anything they do with my unconcious body/mind. I prefer Novo/Lidocaine. I felt little to nothing
Jijinumerounodriver2
and was totally able to make my way home.
SuperDramaticFusion
Nope. More expensive.
creepwood
This is 100% the best one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnTvfdsnBY
beoff
That is great!
OrneTTe
The girl who is sad she can’t smoke weed or suck dick is my favorite.
LP1988
She has her priorities in order
TheRicM
Her "C" is backwards though. IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE YMCA *sobs*
PervertedTango
GQP certainly doesn't care about the YMCA.
ACatnippedKitty
Last gen. anaesthesia I had, they brought me release papers to sign while this high. I proceeded to read the ToS out loud in entirety.
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
They brought you the papers to sign while you were high? That doesn't seem like a reasonable time you could be expected to consent
ACatnippedKitty
It's not, but the attitude of around 45% of nurses is the faster they can get you out, the sooner they can open the bed for another
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
I'm glad you handled it well as a rule, never sign a blank page nor anything while intoxicated
llcoolj
The sedation in Canada is way less strong. I was excited to get this fucked and they said that’s America.
TheRicM
It's because they cut it with maple syrup
rulssi
I got wisdom tooth pulled, few quick local sedation injections and after 10 minutes I was walking back home fully sober...
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Yea, Germany too. Got my wisdom teeth pulled and got like four doses of local anesthesia.
tacospaghetti
Got knocked out for my wisdom teeth. Didn’t feel high at all when I came to, but my mouth hurt like hell.
ShadeEmberi
i dont even know what shit you use, we just get numb here
ealkrjj
If they could bill you $1000 per liter of gas, you'd probably get a stronger dose.
NutsToThis
Uh, no? They don't do the /fun/ drugs (conscious sedation) unless they have to, cuz that takes specialists. She probs just reacted strongly.
NutsToThis
To clarify: knocking someone flat means you need anesthesia (MD or CRNA) to manage sedation. Costs extra and isn't needed, so it's obvs rare
OverSpiced
I got knocked out for my wisdom teeth and I woke up just fine except for all the school shootings.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
hwatL4bloopy
Omfg you made me laugh and feel bad
Kolondril
My sister was excited for me to say stupid shit, but all I said was why is your camera out?
StewedTomaters
Where my families go they don't allow cameras or recording in the recovery area, there's a sign and they're serious.
StewedTomaters
My family* (please don't tell my family about the others)
[deleted]
[deleted]
StewedTomaters
This American^ doesn't speak for the rest of us. Also, you have no idea what procedure was done here. If wisdom teeth are surgically
StewedTomaters
removed, they absolutely sedate you like this. I know. I had 4 surgically removed.
raminagrobis
I've had plenty of local and general anesthesias. I was never stoned during of after.
thisismycatsaccount
We’re uninformed because we don’t overuse anesthetics? I’m not sure I even understand what you’re trying to say here…
DoctahGhostly
“Americans still use leeches and blood-letting”.
mardukkur
It's not generally true that the US overuses anesthetics is what he's saying. Doctors go out of their way to avoid general anesthesia.
solopeace
American here: I don’t understand either.
9zf2v2cvws3
This shit is crazy, over here you get local for even the worst impacted shit. Why would you need this level of sedation?
kgirl924
Because they tried to take your first two wisdom teeth out and the pain meds wore off half way through. The pain was so bad I was crying.
kgirl924
They sent me to a specialist for the second two. They knocked me out and I woke up and it was done. I was in A LOT less pain too.
mthrndr01
After a 3.5 hour ordeal of 3 teeth being crushed in my skull and shards dragged out while the local anesthetic wore off twice...
sammysixshooter
I get a 30 Min filling and I'm drooling out of my mouth till the local wears off hours and hours later
9zf2v2cvws3
I had surgery for an impacted tooth that required the tooth next to it be removed, both in pieces. Took 30min, what could take 3 hours ?
mthrndr01
They scheduled me for like 45 minutes assuming it would all be easy. I assume they were grossly unprepared
witalaska4
same as this hot guy
nachosyndicate
whats the dog's name!!!?
BatsArentBugs
Ah shit this is the best one I’ve seen yet! So damn genuine
SuperDramaticFusion
Man, that guy is off his tree!
TheNewYorkWolf
This guy's day just keeps getting better and better.
rempho
Lol this dude is my spirit animal. I have a mom???
jimplaysgames10
In Stoicism they teach us to learn to want what we already have. This man is a master
SPQAAE
"NOOOOWWWOOAH WAAAAY HAHAHA!!!"
YoureWaifuAShit
no but seriously what was the dog's name
PineappleLoopsBroether
Can’t remember. Someone put spot remover on the dog, and now it’s gone.
brandsilven
Bane. He's a seriously big dog. All hopped up on venom.
Fatbird
ahahaha the sign behind him "No cameras, no cell phones, no videos"
KorbenMyManIHaveNoFire
Sometimes exceptions should be made for the sake of comedy
putcleverusernamehere
Envious of being that happy TBO
trustworthyfart
Drugs
BatsArentBugs
To be onest? Lol, no me too really
witalaska4
To Be Optimistic ?