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One smart kid
https://twitter.com/mindblowing/status/906210629920276482
Sep 9, 2017 12:56 PM
davidwallacecfo
200412
5223
186
https://twitter.com/mindblowing/status/906210629920276482
EClaire1073
That's not a raptor or a myosaurus, though...
Buster11
MuammarGandalfi
Well isn't that just the cutest goddamn thing I've seen today
MagicKarpy
Best thing he knows is how to get rid of that goofy hair style his parent gave him.
MyBigMouth
tarataqa
"WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!?!?"
DoWhatHuh
But what does the T-rex say?!?
itjusthappens
Patmosphere
doedmannen
https://imgur.com/KljxPr8
Foxy2110
Dududun dududun dududududun
Iindadee
Diplodocus?
dragonrudolf
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
That hair ruffling at the end! He's a mad scientist in the making, I tell ya!
OmgAunicorn
Saying good boy not to a dog sounds really weird for me
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
He will grow up to work in an office where he gets his stapler stolen. Then he burns the place to ground for revenge.
Steelhart
What about the Mboscodicteosaur? Remember, starts with a silent 'M'b
SJohnson23
dayemoon
Illvirus
CommanderCaribou
Kid is gunna grow up and play ARK and tell people to Pivot
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
PIVOT!!!
VividViolet
If he was really smart, he'd complain that the models didn't have feathers.
Gianttesticlemonster
I couldn't help but think he reminded me of someone
GrimesB53
Hope hes ready to give up his lunch money til college.
bencola
He'll be in college by age 8
Cthulily
Is he coming back from his first day of school?
tarataqa
esp. because he's homeschooled.
BRAD666
Myosaurus? that's definitely a parasaurolophus. Not that smart then with his bubbles lookin face.
Saxopwn777
Good catch!
AstronautChicken
There aint no triceratops.
IGarfunkledYourMother
Excuse me? Are you implying triceratops don't exist?
AstronautChicken
Nevermind http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/relax-triceratops-really-did-exist-77774576/
Typhaonic
It was a styracosaurus. You can tell by the multiple spines on the back of the ridge.
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
And lack of 3 facial horns, only having the one on the nose, instead.
dumpmemesnotdreams
He's gonna find his first 12 years of school really boring
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Why
DethMetalDuck
You gotta remember that these people think a kid is a genius because he can remember dinosaur names :^)
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Ah i see
pancreas
Although that's indicative of his memory at a young age, and possibly the drive to learn these things too.
AStegosaurus
*These idiots think he is a genius because he incorrectly name dinosaurs.
hardhart
Think I saw a styracosaurus & pachycephalosaurus instead
origamivagina
Can it, big boy!
igobeder
I saw a snuffleupagus
MisterTrashPanda
Yeah, that toddler is a fucking idiot.
Canadoug
Good boy!
ZOMGNO
I stopped watching after he got Styracosaurus wrong. Stupid parents teaching him the wrong things. MY 3YR OLD KNOWS THAT ONE, ITS EASY.
TheProfessionalMike
Of course he sounds right when you give him the wrong answers
Superchief86
Yep those were the two standout ones for me. I'm way smarter than this actual infant!
Pineapplechampion
Those parents ruining the child.
TrustMeImABassist
Good boy.
redwolf2k
Yeah and that definitely wasn't a raptor! Phht...stupid baby...
perey
And a Parasaurolophus. I was seriously into dinosaurs as a kid… I may not have known all of those at quite this kid’s age, but (1/2)
perey
I wouldn’t have been too much older. I memorised the spelling of Micropachycephalosaurus, I think before I started primary school. (2/2)
CheddarFiend
I didn't even realise there was such a thing! TIL
igobeder
It's just the Poindexter glasses, I can discuss Quantum physics when wearing that stlye of glasses.
kashmoney02
https://youtu.be/hRKOenxiRaY
ThePotatoBandit
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
I can discuss it too, not very well, but I still can
Monosodiumglutamate
+1 int
NaivePulp
Baby bubbles from trailer park boys. We can only wonder what happened to him later on in life.
igobeder
there's something fucky here
MrGoodbottom
The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
igobeder
Said the cowardly lion, my favorite character in WOO
darthheyburt
That's a right triangle you idiot!
MrGoodbottom
D'oh!
MrFNSunshine
WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. FORGET IT, NOEL. YOU SUCK AT THIS.
Treblaine
Dad:
mfawkes
I read this in a John Oliver voice :)
Thegreatachooin
Yeah Im gonna be a real monster and agree. Kids need to know that theyre not always right. He even corrects his mom at one point! Dont (1)
Thegreatachooin
get me wrong, I love seeing a kid interested in learning. But teaching him something he didnt know before could be good too, no-one is co(2)
Thegreatachooin
rrect all the time and thats a good lesson too!
Cthulhuonabike
Definitely fucked up a few of those
merlinious
He was probably told the wrong name. He memorized what he was given.
MardukRules
Thank you!
ChaosandChaos
Which?
Cthulhuonabike
I'm no paleontologist but that wasn't a raptor
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
That wasn't a triceratops, either. I'm pretty sure it was a Styracosaurus.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Worst of all is the toy company making painfully inaccurate dinosaur toys.
cyno01
Yeah, but ambiguous and poorly differentiated therapods aside, thats clearly a styracosaurus, not a triceretops. Related, but wrong.
IAmTheBadW01f
None of them have feathers!
fantasticfurry
TheFallenTwo
I don't understand why you used this gif?
fantasticfurry
I thought it was funny...
CrazyCarretta
Correct me if I'm wrong (some dino toys are hard to ID) but I think it goes Apatosaurus?, Styracosaurus, Spinosaurus, T-rex, Allosaurus? 1/2
crazydiamondmlp
I think the last one *might* be a dilophosaurus, or a pachycephalosaurus. But the one he calls a "myosaurus" is def a Parasaurolophus.
CrazyCarretta
2/2 Iguanadon, Parasaurolophus, and no fucking idea. I mean it's awesome that he knows the names, but why don't you correct him??
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Yeah some of them are definitely wrong, I'm not so sure that's supposed to be an Iguanodon though. I think he has time to get the right idea
glitchead
Can't confirm the rest, but definitely know a parasaur and allosaurus. Don't think the dad 100% knew them either, maybe they're both confusd
glitchead
I also saw an allosaurus and parasaur.
Kazzle
It's probably the parent teaching him the wrong names. How would they correct him, when they think he's right?
OptimisticDownvoteLover
She probably doesn't know the proper names either, hence the lack of correction
Syrmerlin
Saying "good boy" to a human child is kinda weird, since it is the go-to praise for dogs.
stormstereo
Not really. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_Your_Husband_To_Heel
westwood8183
I honestly find myself using some of the same training techniques on my toddler as I did my dogs. Lol
xVancha
Maybe it's regional, but really not that weird in the UK. Good boy/girl was made for human boys and girls, then dogs got peoplefied...
therobisaur
Beg, Noel. Beg. That's a good boy. Here's a treat.
upvotehypnotoad
Thank you
NickAndJudyWilde
okay i wasn't the only one.
runnerofthewoods
People treat dogs like kids more often than they treat kids like dogs. People had babies before they had pets.
ChloePrice
I think it's cute.
theperilpartnership
Would you kindly?
EVILtheKAT
I was thinking the same thing.
TheMrPendragon
In the southern states I hear it commonly used with toddlers, it's used more endearingly with children than with dogs.
mdzmdz
They're good children bront
ImgursUnofficialQaDepartment
You... +1 :D
Carnivoracious
Underrated comment
SpongebobReferences
The other names like "sport", "champ", "little buddy", and "big guy" aren't much better.
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
That's just parent language
shuttlecockinakumquat
Yeah, that makes me uncomfortable. Sit pretty! Not sure why people are impressed by child memorization. Pretty basic shit.
iamtheburgerking
When you were like three I guarantee you couldn't say all those words
shuttlecockinakumquat
??? You're fucking daft if you think it's difficult to teach kids names of animals. And, yes, I could speak when I was that kid's age.
lraskie
I had a manager who would tell me 'good girl' when I did something good at work. It was odd...
CheddarFiend
Because... you're a boy?
ChaosandChaos
Did he say, "Don't call me Mr. Smith. Call me daddy."?
lraskie
It was actually a female manager lol.
ChaosandChaos
Question stands.
theboxlady
Me too, and he was like 30 years older than me and I had no idea how to ask him to stop because that's a thing for me and that's wrong
lraskie
It was a female manager, so I guess that's why she thought it was okay? Not sure.