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thepenisbIue
#10 sounds just like something Dwight Schrute would say...
TemetNosce000
I'm pretty sure that's me in one of these memes. I just need to find the original pic on my computer
mindoftheother
#1 says Starbucks, has Biggby cup.
SirGrimble
Bill Hicks you ignorant slut. Drugs and porn don't just marerialise. Consumer ignorance is what lets ass holes get away with anything.
AreThoseMyPants
#5 and then albert einstein clapped a bus and everybody.
nlegg009
#43 teehee its her boobie
YeahWhateverStuffThangs
OK, I've seen that last one before but for some reason this time it made me literally lol. I might or might not be drunk.
VileEverett
That's pretty much EXACTLY what I was going to sayy.......
Cobol
Same
ShoppingCartRodeo
I laugh at the last one sober every time. Calling someone a dumb asshole is in my top five. Above that is "a fucking crayon head"
jesusisherelookbusy
“I also choose this guy’s dead wife.” 22.4K upvotes
bambulina
Joke's on you, kid. 10 bucks says mom doesn't want the damn kitchen anyways.
Galvanax
I used to have that exact Carnage picture as my phone background for awhile.
OldmanSerious
#8 I'm in the same situation as that guy. My wife also passed from cancer (only 4 years for me) and I still miss her. I'd also like to have
OldmanSerious
sex with his wife.
Toobatee
+1 for biggby
CrazyCatDaddy
Biggby is all over Detroit. So, she is probably gangster already. I bet she's from Hazel Park.
GhostlyRomaines
I worked at one for like 4 years ^5
Begotten
#23 hmmm
Guy954
I don’t remember letting anyone take a picture of my meal prep....
Metallicat70
Good dump! TY @op
walkingtallmachinegunman
#7 Naw. More like in my underwear on the couch drinking and playing videogames
plunderpussthepiratecat
The Bill Murray tweet is more accurate than I'd like to admit.
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
I thought you meant the Bill Hicks one but this is good too.
AccidentalFisherianRunaway
Dat little red dot on it tho.
OddOod
It's utter old person bullshit. Technology doesn't cause these problems, they are a result of these problems. #KidsTheseDays
DanFendi
IDK about you, but I know a fairly large number of people that could stand to see what other people are doing in the same circumstances.
bluegent
Social media isn't training you to do shit, it's people doing it themselves. Stop blaming shit people are responsible for on other things.
BladeRan
of course its training people. they track user interests and create algorithms to predict what users want to see for a reason
Turner78
#18 at least use the few features that they give us
plunderpussthepiratecat
Eh, thought about it, but decided not to go back and recount.
FutureFriedman
Doing God's work.
RagingSlab
#7 Sad Pablo Escobar. If you ain't watched Narcos on Netflix. Do it.
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
A bit of Karl slipped in there to brighten your day!
chrishallett83
#37 and #42, yep, it's true. Please?
Bytencoder
Can someone please replicate the last one in real life?
ajackaljackalitsajackal
I’ve had that pea stuff. It was not good.
iluvbunbuns
Doesnt it make sense to hold left hands bc the boy is n front & leading the girl?If he was holding her rt hand & was in front itd be awkward
nahmanpichu
It's so surreal seeing someone you dated at the top of a meme dump.
pkrevbro
Would wager that the supermarket chick would show them to you if the right dead President was asking....
deaderinku
who is on the one dollar bill again?
StonerCatJay
But Ben Franklin wasn't a president
RrpmnJack
She pretty much already is no presidents needed, living or dead.
MyBallsAreAsSmoothAsEggs
I’ll take one knife fight with Mark, please.
ToniTheTigger
I go to that barber shop!!
Jimthebutler
Where is it?
StonerCatJay
It's all I can afford
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
If you dodge well enough you could get your hair cut while you're at it
TheGhostMinx
#10 will always make me laugh
residualink
Every time someone says this I always go back and count to see if I also laughed and I don’t know why.
AkYank77
Same!
glacialbae
But you don't have to count.. You just click on the number.
residualink
But I’m old. Thank you for the knowledge, stranger.
glacialbae
No problem.
ProfessorSnugglesworth
I'm amazed that people still don't know this. It's a hyperlink for crying out loud. What else would it be there for?
MyBallsAreAsSmoothAsEggs
TRBOBDOLE
1. The porn isn't about you, it is about accessibility by youth 2.alcohol is a drug 3. The nature of drugs means ...1/2
TRBOBDOLE
You cant prove that you wont hurt another human being, because drugs interfere with your ability to make decisions properly. 2/2
Guy954
And lots of people do dumb things without drugs or alcohol. Should we just go ahead and ban people?
KiaOrafromtheTron
I agree. I think the porn industry is harmful to women, and insidiously alters young people's ideas around sex. If you partake, u contribute
ShinySephiroth
And also contributes to healthcare costs.
mledesma
Those are some weak ass arguments.
QuintinParry
1 Taxes pay for bad fortunes and bad choices. As long as society provides safety nets for people (Medicare, Welfare and the ACA, etc) 2
QuintinParry
2 as long as society provides those safety nets it has the right to dictate what members do, within reason, to mitigate risk because 3
QuintinParry
3 it ends up paying for them. Members of a society therefore have the right to dictate how the whole behaves. If you do not want others 4
Kkgld
What the fuck is a courgette? Where do people live who call eggplants aubergines? Canada? So many questions.
Luna9Wave
Aubergine is French for Eggplant. So any French speaking country, i'd assume. I live in Canada and we use it here lol
OneFroToRuleThemAll
Whats even the joke on that one?
GeverraVazul
Courgette is zucchini. And eggplant is aubergine, that's how they call them here in the UK.
TemetNosce000
How do they have such vastly different names though.
GeverraVazul
The Brits borrowed the words courgette and aubergine from French. I believe zucchini was brought to the US by italian immigrants 1/2
GeverraVazul
hence the different name. And I guess americans just didn't like the sound of aubergine. Look it's like an egg, let's call it eggplant. 2/2
nobigwhoopdawg
I call 'em "dick emoji"
papazulu1186
How are they holding hands like that?
FutureFriedman
#50
CairoLen
They're the Escher twins.
FjoltnyrIII
The boy gets spanked 24/7 as they walk
Jaskavilperi
They're dumb assholes
Kelland
TheRicM
Which one bruh there's hecka pictures here
WhereDidMyUsernameGo
Last one mate, literally a couple of pixels up from here.
TheRicM
Right on, was just joking
WhereDidMyUsernameGo
;)
durpy
The. Only. One holding. Hands. Bruh
TheRicM
"How are they holding their hands like that" could be #1 or #4 also lol
Bacxaber
https://youtu.be/tXm6F-K6Ffo
TheRicM