Overprotective Girlfriend VS. Whale

Dec 7, 2016 5:02 PM

DaBakedPotato

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All's whale that ends whale

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If you can do me a favor and not ever repost this, that would be great

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how i'm supposed to reply

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once again, things that never happened....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheating AND fat shaming. What a jackass.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

gonna need more arrows pls.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Painfully fake

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

this shit is dumb af.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank god for the red arrows!!! I would have been so lost!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm currently seeing that whale right now. I'm thinking about breaking it off. All she talks about is plankton and water.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's better off. Whales can be highly aggressive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha ha ha. Some men just want to see the world burn. hahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once teached a whale to jump out of its tail

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like how the whale just made things so much worse at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This story is fishy!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a whale and I find this offensive

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm offensive and I find this whale.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at #3 and #4 guys. The blurred part is exactly the same. It's all lies. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Idk what I'm looking at. Could you please add an arrow or something so I can see what your post is about?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*puts up intervention sign*, @op your cropping isn't just hurting you, it's hurting those around you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was in a rush, sorry.

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This sounds fake as fuck

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Man, if you think *that's* fake, just wait until I tell you about the Game of Thrones. (Spoiler: none of it really happened.)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't watch GoT but I see your point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You don't fucking say, the "smelling of salt water" and twist of him actually having slept with the whale gave it away did it?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thank goodness for the red arrows because i was gonna read the blurry comments

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I don't know if that was contrived or not, but it was funny as hell. :)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

"I don't know if that was contrived or not"...you wouldn't happen to be in the market for bridges, would you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"came home smelling of salt water" I'm 99% sure it's either entirely fictional, or they made it up themselves as a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...really? Whether or not it was contrived? It was. It was contrived.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I've long since stopped questioning the capacity for insanity in this country; America has cauterized my incredulity. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

MRW you become one of the people that people like you complain about

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How the fuck are the gears in your head turning that slowly?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Marc should leave both of them, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

9 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 1

FUCK! +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually, common mistake, humans are actually mammals

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I think as a community we need to all come together and give this comment more upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh whale that explains a lot!

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I like you

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Oh please. Have you SEEN a whale skeleton?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

How did this start anyways

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Joellllllll

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Are we ever safe from the damn skeletons?

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Send help I think I have a skeleton in me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel one inside me right now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless you are a jellyfish or something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a skeleton in your room right now be careful.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

There's one hiding in his body too. But don't tell him. Not sure he can handle it.

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You.. You just told him...

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I am gunna guess that this was a setup between the two in order to make others feel uncomfortable.

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 4, 2023 7:10 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

If you look at the top you can see it's from college humor

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They both look like fake accounts: https://www.instagram.com/t">/?hl=en">https://www.instagram.com/taylor310/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/dude_marc/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best couple dynamic

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have all the best guesses. So many good guesses. Yuge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd give it about 50/50 whether he was playing along or just confused.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well gee whiz, aren't you observant?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's on the interweb, so it must be true!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's undoubtedly a joke. 'Still a fun read, tho.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily a setup. They might just joke around like this all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

WHAT MARC AND I HAD WAS REAL! The good thing about the ocean is no one seas your tears...

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I sea what you did there.

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How can you be so casual with THESE current events?

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"You always came home smelling like saltwater."

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I still enjoy this as an obvious work of fiction.

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I know it doesn't take anything away from it.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

An artistic work of fiction and falsehood

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YOU'RE AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION! :p

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow I've never met an obvious work of fiction. This is exciting.

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Im not sure which replies im supposed to read.

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Let me help ----------->

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the blurred out ones

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I agree. Red circles definitely would have helped a lot. Some people don't know how to make things stand out! Geez

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Yeah, those arrows are pretty unnecessary considering the blur.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Thank you captain obvious, now fly away.

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Oh so there is only one? Why would they make it so long? Silly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

red circles would have helped

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

idk I think I need them magnified

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Maybe some red question marks drawn on too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only there were some red circles.....

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They should have...I dunno, highlighted them somehow.

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There has to be a better way!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Definitely should have circled and enhanced them as well, maybe arrows n shit

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Me too, some directions would have been helpful :/.

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I don't know what I'm looking at here, tbh :/.

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The blurry ones.

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I know you like it

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"Its sa-tine"

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Obviously

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Si!

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ENHANCE!

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I guess he won't be having a whale of a time.

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Just take it

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v

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Get out!

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We're not on Tumblr, fuck off

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't even!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Son of a......Now I have the stupid Whalom Park theme song in my head! >.<

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow Massachusetts Imgur user!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well hello there!! :) What town? (Totally not stalking you. Maybe. Probably.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Medford!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. I lived there last before I came up to Lowell. Downtown. Not the sketchy part ;)

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