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Dec 7, 2016 5:02 PM
DaBakedPotato
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CyberAkuma
All's whale that ends whale
lurker407
AidanCarberry
If you can do me a favor and not ever repost this, that would be great
Derwegdeswarheit
I don't know how i'm supposed to reply
Derfboy
Once again, things that never happened....
MechaNinja
Cheating AND fat shaming. What a jackass.
SarCactus
gonna need more arrows pls.
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
Painfully fake
OkamiIssho
this shit is dumb af.
civicrocker
Thank god for the red arrows!!! I would have been so lost!
knotch2
I'm currently seeing that whale right now. I'm thinking about breaking it off. All she talks about is plankton and water.
LinnehKitteh
He's better off. Whales can be highly aggressive.
ClonePH
Ha ha ha ha ha. Some men just want to see the world burn. hahahaha
thecolonels
I once teached a whale to jump out of its tail
TCGView
I like how the whale just made things so much worse at the end.
CarisaSparks
This story is fishy!
SimonAmes
I'm a whale and I find this offensive
SomeCrazyNerd
I'm offensive and I find this whale.
WhyNotUncleIroh
Look at #3 and #4 guys. The blurred part is exactly the same. It's all lies. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Bummmmblebeetuna
Idk what I'm looking at. Could you please add an arrow or something so I can see what your post is about?
pumpernicklelel
*puts up intervention sign*, @op your cropping isn't just hurting you, it's hurting those around you
DaBakedPotato
i was in a rush, sorry.
MountbattenBLAMMO
stoicfibre
tusig1243
This sounds fake as fuck
AdmJota
Man, if you think *that's* fake, just wait until I tell you about the Game of Thrones. (Spoiler: none of it really happened.)
tusig1243
I don't watch GoT but I see your point
JhericFury
You don't fucking say, the "smelling of salt water" and twist of him actually having slept with the whale gave it away did it?
tigreblanc
thank goodness for the red arrows because i was gonna read the blurry comments
cambriago13
I don't know if that was contrived or not, but it was funny as hell. :)
DMGuy
"I don't know if that was contrived or not"...you wouldn't happen to be in the market for bridges, would you?
JhericFury
"came home smelling of salt water" I'm 99% sure it's either entirely fictional, or they made it up themselves as a joke.
Synaptix
...really? Whether or not it was contrived? It was. It was contrived.
cambriago13
I've long since stopped questioning the capacity for insanity in this country; America has cauterized my incredulity. ;)
moxymox
MRW you become one of the people that people like you complain about
hughesybooze
How the fuck are the gears in your head turning that slowly?
Somanyquestions
Marc should leave both of them, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
obligatoryguy
FUCK! +1
BlueSpaceLizard
http://imgur.com/Nanjcbe
Adthay
actually, common mistake, humans are actually mammals
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I think as a community we need to all come together and give this comment more upvotes.
ShineSnow22
Oh whale that explains a lot!
HowSpookyIsIt
spoopinator
I like you
TheClayKnight
Oh please. Have you SEEN a whale skeleton?
AjiibShah
How did this start anyways
Fireork
Joellllllll
J3LLYF1SH31
Are we ever safe from the damn skeletons?
ToryExplory
Send help I think I have a skeleton in me
gandersxX
I feel one inside me right now.
astrakko
No.
astrakko
Unless you are a jellyfish or something.
psycotic45
There's a skeleton in your room right now be careful.
jayaimless
There's one hiding in his body too. But don't tell him. Not sure he can handle it.
DarthFutuza
MagnusTheRedCyclops
You.. You just told him...
DildoSchwagins
I am gunna guess that this was a setup between the two in order to make others feel uncomfortable.
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aliteralmuffinbutton
If you look at the top you can see it's from college humor
VahagnKarapetyan
They both look like fake accounts: https://www.instagram.com/t">/?hl=en">https://www.instagram.com/taylor310/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/dude_marc/
iDrinkDrano
Best couple dynamic
grandtheftavocado
You have all the best guesses. So many good guesses. Yuge.
DrKriegersClone
I'd give it about 50/50 whether he was playing along or just confused.
TylerSully
Well gee whiz, aren't you observant?
SamArt53
No, it's on the interweb, so it must be true!
Schmuck4hire
It's undoubtedly a joke. 'Still a fun read, tho.
RedroverRedrover
Not necessarily a setup. They might just joke around like this all the time.
ThatWhaleGirl
WHAT MARC AND I HAD WAS REAL! The good thing about the ocean is no one seas your tears...
SwagicalYololord
I sea what you did there.
QBE2311
How can you be so casual with THESE current events?
encyclopediabritannica
"You always came home smelling like saltwater."
EvilKam
I still enjoy this as an obvious work of fiction.
DildoSchwagins
I know it doesn't take anything away from it.
NotACanadian
An artistic work of fiction and falsehood
EvilKam
YOU'RE AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION! :p
Volt1ighter
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
ProconsulBiggusDikkus
Wow I've never met an obvious work of fiction. This is exciting.
EvilKam
NowSneakyTurtle
Im not sure which replies im supposed to read.
extremelywhittyusername
Let me help ----------->
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
the blurred out ones
Goodnewwseveryone
Yeah, I agree. Red circles definitely would have helped a lot. Some people don't know how to make things stand out! Geez
ImgurBannedMe
SuchofuTheSexy
Yeah, those arrows are pretty unnecessary considering the blur.
Pulsahr
Thank you captain obvious, now fly away.
ImgurBannedMe
NowSneakyTurtle
Oh so there is only one? Why would they make it so long? Silly.
frostedbutler
red circles would have helped
oceanbreathesalty
idk I think I need them magnified
ImgurBannedMe
frostedbutler
Maybe some red question marks drawn on too
CassiusFaux
If only there were some red circles.....
ImgurBannedMe
Heisenbergerandfries
They should have...I dunno, highlighted them somehow.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
There has to be a better way!
vader300
Definitely should have circled and enhanced them as well, maybe arrows n shit
KingKon
Me too, some directions would have been helpful :/.
ImgurBannedMe
KingKon
I don't know what I'm looking at here, tbh :/.
Wanderl0st
The blurry ones.
orgeezuz
I know you like it
JasonasB
DonaldTrumpImpersonator
"Its sa-tine"
westo48
Obviously
Ioffersex
Si!
Apollo10
ENHANCE!
ProphetTenebrae
I guess he won't be having a whale of a time.
diamondman00
DarkMaster98
TrustyBadmash
Get out!
aPrideofLions
We're not on Tumblr, fuck off
TheZompocalypse
I can't even!
theonlybianca
Son of a......Now I have the stupid Whalom Park theme song in my head! >.<
TomDobs55
Hello fellow Massachusetts Imgur user!
theonlybianca
Well hello there!! :) What town? (Totally not stalking you. Maybe. Probably.)
TomDobs55
Medford!
theonlybianca
Nice. I lived there last before I came up to Lowell. Downtown. Not the sketchy part ;)