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Paralyzed cat hears owner coming home
Jan 27, 2018 6:17 PM
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Katguin
AbortedfetusNecrophiliac at it again with those feels!
TheJellyKid
Poor cat. Have you tried turning it off and on again? But seriously, good cat 12/10 would let it be my master
Onlypostcuteness
The1579
That place is crawling with pussy.
Deseno
The Gif wasn't loading so the cat was just sitting there for like 1 minute. so I'm here like "THATS FUCKING RUDE!" and then it loaded and oh
boogertown
Aw the diaper
DogBoobs
TehpenIsmytier
I challenge you to... An ass race!
LetsGoDeeper
That cat has 4.5 lives left.
Jiigen
Tsk, awww... Damn.
CypherSteak
OMFG my heart
PaulieCarbone
Me too
TheBreadPrincess
Yeah my friend has one of these, it’s cute but really gross. Just shits and pisses itself all the time.
quattroformaggix4
The dude has a swiffer mop by the door. Just hook your little buddies diaper up with floor wipes!
RippleNipple
You got new leg Lt. Dan!
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shibaruuu
I have a friend with a paralyzed dog like this cat, and it shits and piss's everywhere cause it doesn't have a diaper which makes her house
shibaruuu
(2)smell like piss and shit. But heres the funny thing, she thought it was gross of me to let my dog lick food off my hands and called me...
shibaruuu
(3) out on it. I don't really see how my dog licking my hand is gross but her house smelling like piss and shit isn't? Oh the irony.
KTscrewoff
oh my god the little diaper
tWz3GAf
this is sick and wrong
rhcpmuse911
Existence is pain
igoslow
i say existence is work
aftie
I photographed a woman and her cat this year. The cat had no control of its facilities and needed a diaper changed 8 times daily. Me: Nope.
PaulieCarbone
Nope? Explain yourself please
aftie
I could not bring myself to change a cat diaper 8 times a day for 20 years.
quattroformaggix4
Me: Yep.
matticusspraypaintimus
Ivar the boneless
Kodiak393
VernonLamb
You leave the TV on for your cat? So I'm not the only one then.
diab64
We have a monitor set up with a spare Roku dedicated to ours. It sits on the floor and plays youtube cat videos of birds, squirrels, mice.
flotusflower
well, the cat in the gif isn't alone... there's sitting a person on the couch :)
ford5of5
There's a person in the upper left playing on her phone.
peterKittenTraveler
LavaAxe
Our cat was just euthanized after he got paralyzed.
Carefuler
Animals have no concept of death, and so no fear of it (fear of pain, yes). They're Not do the cat a favor.
LavaAxe
More like they don't have a concept of themselves that they'd fear of losing like humans, they do fear things that endanger their lives.
LavaAxe
Hence, they don't spend their days pondering about their mortality like humans do. But when faced with mortal danger, they fear death.
heckingbork
I’d name him Scooter.
dweadpiewitwobbits
I'd name him Roomba.
igoslow
that’s the sprit ... i’d name him skippy
AlottaFagina
I laughed at this for too long.
Monkeyfighter
Scooter pie!
DwaneDibbley
leontheprofessional
Gets me every time with the “jazz hands” at the end.
SlutAtNight
@Twiggeh @Exactually @carrotsoup @pastryslayer @ilikecutegifsandicannotlie @one1deuce @sezwat @SendMePicturesOfYourDog Did I forget any?
one1deuce
All the newbies
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
That depends on if we are officially recognizing the new members from the other day
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
We got new people? I was in Vegas so I haven't been paying attention.
SlutAtNight
I honestly don't know their usernames, so if they wanted to join, could someone tag them please?
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
I don't know either
SlutAtNight
The kitty is precious though!
DiracsDelta
... I would name him Lt. Dan.
ThisDique
You and every mother fucker who dreams of coming home to him with 3 hookers ready to go. Then you have an emotional breakdown so he boots'm.
StopPhotoshoppingLadiesThighs
I would name him Swiffer. :)
samsneed
Catodactyl
*Mewtenant Dan
misterturdcat
Lt. Legs ya got no Dan.
Ditrites
One of my sheep was born with his hoofs locked. I splinted them out words to fix it. LT. Dan now had new legs.
Grandshift
or Scooter
dontmindifIcant
dicklep1ck
I had a fish like that
jeans871
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
moonsayshi
why? is the owner mentally challenged?
TooMuchInsulin
BababaMoooya1
Only name you could give him
Gashhound
Awe look, you gots magic legs
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
You gotta chop off those legs then
goongaganonga
I would clean my house.
NateMo
did...did you just assume its gender >:(
BamboozledU
Hey I'm kind of relevant O.o
FakePlasticTreehugger
Professor X
DickPicEnthusiast
I would get the kitty a wheelchair
junior406
i have my drink coming out of my nose. omg
bobbynixon
BUT HE GOT LEGS??
TheJellyKid
BrewedDude
FOllermann
Lt. Dan had no Legs, this cat is Paralyzed thats a different condition.
DiracsDelta
Yes. But Franklin D Roosevelt references don’t go over nearly as well here.
igoslow
round off ... for the humor man!
TheLightAlchemist
HomWapko
Magic legs.
HaffaWaffle
He has a diaper on... i want him.
conservativenightmare22
The first time I had to clean smeared cat shit out of his fur I would have him euthanized
LizzieMouse
I used to work in a sanctuary and we had a disabled cat and it would smear shit all over as it trundled about. Wish we had diapers for him
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Yeah cat in a nappy? That's just taking the piss
Magpiebones
You get to clean the catbutt after each smeared dump.
LateNightBunnyParty
My cat is 14 and has to wear a diaper, but I take him to the litter box regularly so he doesn't mess his pants. Now and then, though...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
And the urine-soaked fur. Cat urine is pretty intense.
Magpiebones
It is. Another reason to have wheelchair if possible. Some cats learn to use a toilet tray while on wheels.
HaffaWaffle
we had 5 cats growing up.... i remember the smell. lol
ImGladWeHadThisChat
I'm a pretty intense kind of guy
MrSmilingDeath
If I put a diaper on, will you want me?
Annabatz123
Can't decide if that's overly desperate, creepy or smooth as fuck...... have my upvote
GregoryMegatron
Awwwww
MrSmilingDeath
Draw me like one of your French cripples.
tx3x
she was a one legged prostitute - but she had nice hands - the things she could do with those hands - such as drawing pictures of kittens