Definitely-stolen-memes part 7

Oct 24, 2018 12:31 AM

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I hope these didn't post out of order. I had a very hard time numbering today for some reason. It's just been a Tuesday. Sometimes I hate Tuesday more than Monday. I hope all of you had wonderful Tuesdays! It's almost Halloween. What's everyone going to dress up as? Any fun pun costumes?
Anyway, I hope you don't get ads. Unless you're dressing up as ads for Halloween?

+1 for hyphens

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP I’m not gonna lie, this dump was bad. Too much tumblr for my taste. But you numbered it and even made the no ads text, which is nice. +1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#27 Well, it didn't work for Ricky.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kiddo said I'm going as a witch, soooo...taking Kiddo trick or treating as witch in all black, but I'm good? Whatevs, parent tax on candy!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Source for #38? :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beauty comes in all shapes and sauces! Missed opportunity!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a guy and my legs are constantly fucked up with bruises and cuts and I have no idea why

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude, you need to lay off the knife boot kicking tournaments

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 what’s the original context of that picture? I know it’s from always sunny in Philadelphia but never seen the show..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 this is likely done by a woman cos men don't give a fuck

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 never played kerbal space program before.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 upsets me, just because of the huge undertaking it was to get to the moon from earth, sure it's a huge target but it's 400,000km away

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yeah but of all the parts involved in the moon missions, getting caught by the moon's gravity well was probably the least difficult part

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there just a list of all foods on the FDA website I can view

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always upvote B F M

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you don’t get aids, too @op

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carbs = beauty?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is so true?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep my volume at exactly 27

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5...oh well

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: just wipe your ass last.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: is probably eat that snickles

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honey is bee barf and never goes bad. 1,000 yo honey found in pyramid was edible.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like from your meme choices we could be besties

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

23 is pretty much just fortnite.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saved one so here’s an upvote

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

which one

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fruit chart

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honey is not classified as red meat, in case y'all were wondering. https://i.redd.it/sq15kkq6i1j11.jpg

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's nice and all but get the REAL link and not another image that could be complete bullshit. [+]

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently bees ingest pollen into a special stomach and it undergoes a chemical process before coming back up as honey.

7 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

It's delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL bees vomit meat.

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

If honey is bee meat vomit, then when a bee eats enough vomit, it poops wax out of its back and sides.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fuck yea

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Honey is not in same category as raw meat ya dumb dumbs. It's listed on number 17 here... [+]

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But somebody on social media said it was!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

https://www.fda.gov/iceci/inspections/inspectionguides/ucm114704.htm according to this; Honey, Jams, Jellies, Fruit Butter, Molasses 1/

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

/2 is it's own category. Honey is not listed as meat. Attachment 26 ([section] 101.12(1))

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

The reason girls get leg bruises is because they're much more likely to have an iron deficiency.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Has that been proven somewhere?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which part, that women tend to be more iron deficient or that iron deficiency leads to bruising? Links for both in replies...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meat?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well, if the internet says so, it’s definitely true, right?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well Google says the FDA considers it an added sugar.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not, I looked it up. Scroll down 17... Next comment is link [+]

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems impossible to read and oddly organized. Definitely government's work.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe they meant "mead".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not bad

7 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 5

What a gif

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

theyre called cinemagraphs https://www.reddit.com/r/Cinemagraphs/

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have been exactly this high and I unrelentingly advise it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So, not high at all?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, so high that the curtains move like that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's what's up, commenting code for the tax man. Don't smoke and trade, take it from a pork, declaring is a nightmare

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't smoke and comment, take it from a pro, autocorrect is a nightsquare

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say, am I having a stroke?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0