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ChieftessBrattknee
Hello from Arkansas! My husband is from Detroit and makes fun of my little twang.
AngryWhiteFella
ShawnS4362
Arkansawyer. +1
ElbowDeepInAFurry
This person draws porn..... very good porn.
footfoe
a little country in your voice is kinda cute.
klj126
If you enjoy hicks maybe.
AnimatronicallyBuilt
As someone who lives in Arkansas, I can confirm there is surgery to take out your inner southern boy. Dr.Cotton Joe, he's the man you need.
pyr666
that escalated quickly.
Biccolo
Wasn't expected +1
Samaedag
haha this actually made me chuckle.
djklhc
DemonKiller44
No wonder the south has so many guns if most of the family's reproduce like the Xenomorphs
Metallicat70
As a Spanish-first language man, Southern accent is hot as fock!
ZaneX1
I'm from arkansas, too. Can confirm this happens a lot
TheGingerBatman
Ok not going to lie I saw RanDom and thought "Who's Ran Dom?" Quit capitalizing random letters mid word!
DukeDarkwood
But What If It's Not AcTuAlLy RanDom Which LetTers We CapItAlIze?
TheGingerBatman
ALGB
Nobody from the American South should apologize for sounding like where they come from.
Rta42820
As a person from georgia, the "over-the-top" country accents are fucking annoying. Stop trying and just be yourself
elppapple
Omg the fake Dixie accent people put on when they talk on the phone. You know the one.
thaumatropes
It's not always fake. Sometimes mine comes on absolutely uncontrollably despite my best efforts.
Bobgoblin
Same here... especially when talking to family
CorderoJuncal
Country "boy"? Am I missing something?
ladyargiope
Lol. I'm a trans woman from Arkansas and that was my first thought.
SatoriEnlightenment
Would still do her.
Darkspire
Oh bless her heart.
justacap
I don't know why this doesn't have more upvotes.
Battlecrackers
Fun fact: There are actually a bunch of varieties of "Southern" accents. Somewhat acccurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4-n7Sfzt-M
chickenapheres
Can confirm everybody in Arkansas copies accents but we aren't cowboys more like mountain goats and weather roaches
NeneJPhilly
What in the good hell is a weather roach?
chickenapheres
Somebody conditioned to the extreme weather
Bitchnom
As an Arkansan I can say this is one hunded percent accurate
BernieSandersaurus
CAn relate
CodeHandLuke
Why is she worrying about her country accent? I am from Canada and I found the southern accent hot as fuck.
PrincessRufflebutt
Ugh I hate southern accents so much
FatmanSaul
As someone from the UK, I couldnt agree more.
elppapple
Southern accents are usually regarded with disdain, or we don't get taken seriously.
DeguRatface
Maybe because when she speaks with a country accent a country boy bursts out of her and splits her body in two, essentially killing her.
HypnoChanger
Nah, if you apply logic, she apparently knows this happens. Which means it has happened to her before, and thus is not lethal.
fragtore
Generally speaking accents are great and shouldn't be a cause of shame
Xplode441
Nice to know, but Canada is a ways away.
Mimsey
In the States it tends to be related with stupidity quite a bit. Source: Lots of Southern and Midwestern kin.
QuidYossarian
Stephen Colbert has commented on this. He worked to eliminate his South Carolina accent so he'd be taken more seriously.
DukeDarkwood
Hey! The Midwest has an entirely different accent! (Or from my POV, no accent, because NW Indiana.)
Mimsey
Yeah, depends on where you're at. Most is a neutral American, but Oklahoma can sound Texan+Arkansian, for example.
Mimsey
And I've heard folk from Kansas and Nebraska that were straight up hicks. Sounded pretty Tennessee/Kentucky.
Cereaza
Yaaaaa
ARandomHelljumper
Depends where in the Midwest. Maybe parts of Ohio, Utah, and Colorado, but Minnesotans are straight up German-Canadians.
ThePandamancer
Don't forget the Norskes, same as southern Wisconsin
wherearetheavos
Yeah, a guy with a Southern accent just makes my heart melt.
Tkeleth
Well honey, lemme tell ya somethin'...
DoomSkuller
Same. The Southern accents and (some of) the British accents on a girl
CodeHandLuke
They are related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwwffKlvfOY&ab_channel=TheRaulness
Sauroctonus
Which British accents? Don't say Scouse. :P
freezingpilot
Or Essex.
DoomSkuller
well, whichever are the commonly heard ones, that aren't so heavy that you have to be from the same region to understand it
Jusmar
Well howdy
OriginalPoseur
Saucy sauce?
nemesis1516
Its a user on Funnyjunk who made this back in 2014
nemesis1516
http://www.funnyjunk.com/user/pathesisx
nemesis1516
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/A+little+bit+country/axTTLnk/
amourtardis
The internet. It was on my phone from forever ago
TotallyNotSean
http://www.funnyjunk.com/user/pathesisx
OriginalPoseur
Regardless, I like it.
TotallyNotSean
http://www.funnyjunk.com/user/pathesisx
Lawlmarine
Arkansas represent Wooo Pig Sooie
wolfshades
Truly worthy of an LNI award. (We totally should have something like that. You listening, @sarah?)
icookfoodandfightfire
Wait, this is weird to you? What kinda sheltered life do you live? This has been posted everywhere multiple times over the years
macmaster2000
They'll add it in 2014
IllychTortorovald
@sarah Please?
boobphysicist
@sarah plz
MagnusTheRedCyclops
WHELP, SCREW THAT.
v
Warzone12
All that goes through my head: "Prepare for Titanfall!!!"
MentelPie
Are you comparing the God Emperor of Mankind's chosen, to Titanfall? Heresy.
ErikaLight
Heretical Xenos Scum.
ElecTech
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ZohWSZPK--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/iklijwpirg80dq7iqirq.gif
MrMango415
Fairdinkums
Username checks out
strugglesnuggler
Holy promethium the true cure to heresy
mtgjbone
Read it in Sigourney Weaver's voice from Galaxy Quest.
VitoCornholio
needs more nuking from orbit
theholyinquisition
I'd rather have this than the other option.
avorius
TFW your reaction gif is finally used by someone else
Thebeerbringeracomin
I didn't know i needed it
ProxyPlayerHD
uhh... Pyro's Ulti?
C0mtraya
MoveAlongPlease
I need this gif in my life.
kio44
ILovePolarBears
UnshavenBox94
Where is that from again
UnshavenBox94
Where is that from again?
sicsided
Terminator 2
OrdoXenosAgent
DeadlySnow
OrdoXenosAgent
There can be only one
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lr5123
I like it.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
BY THE EMPEROR
TJ4y
FOR THE EMPORER! BURN THE HERETICS!
GiantButtHead
By fire be purged.
eskimojoeshow
Yes... fire rises.
ChronologicalMyopia
Purge it with flame, brother.
HD2composer
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
It's the only way to be sure.
DickwaffleTheGreat
I am on it
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2444666668888888101010101010101010
Burn it with fire you uncultured fuck
RandomTechpriest
Oh look, a heretic!
IHateSupernatural
Play 40k you uncultured fuck
AnimatronicallyBuilt
Don't be a heretic, you uncultured fuck
MagnusTheRedCyclops
HERETICS! HERETICS EVERYWHERE!!!
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blaiddlover69
UNCLEAN
DrYoungblood
.
jo3v
PURGE THE HERETIC!
killerspartan07
As an Arkansan I can confirm. Take your +1
terribleusername95
Out here at the fort!
AvatarForEverythingYouThinkIsWrongWithSociety
Arkansas born and raised.. In the rural, still no accent.
killerspartan07
I have one
hyptosis
Yeah I'm from Arkansas too, I've worked hard to hide my accent but when I get pissed it comes back out.
TwoByteHero
Same. Hardest part for me was to stop saying "y'all" to groups of people. Thankfully I've managed to swap it out for "you guys".
Losgunna
Family from Arkansas, couple generations removed. Damn twang still pops out on me.
TwoByteHero
Yup, too true. It's infectious.
GregJeremy
Genuin question, if it's pronounced 'Arkan-saw' how is 'Arkansan' pronounced?
MortBabo
"Our-Can-Sin"
MortBabo
Our = "R" rather than "hour"
GregJeremy
Okay cool, now I just need to meet one so I can use it in context
danryawesome
Arkansawyer is supposedly the appropriate term. I prefer Arkie myself.
TheLastSithposter
Okie dokie
cmdshift3
Arkansawyer is older & reserved for natives. Arkansan is anyone that lives there... even damn carpet-bagging yankees.
RawrHunter
I've always pronounced it "Fucking Miserable"
TwoByteHero
So true it hurts.
oldfatlogan
I think of it more as "r-CAN-zen" (Lived in AR since I was 5)
beautifulbiscuits
Double-dutch confirming as Arkansan also.
ARC7567
Arkansan here can confirm.
FullMetalBitch
I'm from Kansas City but moved to Arkansas 3 years ago and just started saying "y'all", I'm still upset about it
TwoByteHero
Gooble gobble gooble gobble. One of us! One of us!
killerspartan07
Just embrace it. It isn't as illiterate as some may think
FullMetalBitch
It's just a quirky colloquialism that everyone says that's just caught on! I don't say it with an accent though
killerspartan07
No accent is no fun haha. But I know how that is. My mum is from up north and she still hasn't acquired an accent from here
chickenapheres
Where from?
madbaddadchad
East End
AllHailAzathoth
Conway here.
FullMetalBitch
Russellville!
MisterMachete
Central AR here
Choreopithecus
Paramaribo!
ShaneKeeling
Arkadelphia here!
FriendZonedAgain
Arkadelphia too! Happy New Year
CrocAMileInMyShoes
Jonesboro reporting in
Faradesti
I'm about to go there tomorrow to get groceries! Our town just has stupid Food Giant.
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Paragould here
RawrHunter
Also jonesboro waddup
CrocAMileInMyShoes
AYYEEEE! You go to ASU?
ichhabeeinenComputer
Fellow red wolf?
HomelingRazor
Rogers here! Hi ya'll!
KoolaidmanThe3rd
Hey I am from Roger's too!
FriendZonedAgain
Arkadelphia!
beautifulbiscuits
Bryant! (y'all)
Ivegotthesebearhands
Maumelle
PsycheSiren
White county here
MortBabo
Bald Knob here!!!
ladyargiope
Just left hotsprings this year.
ProfessorDoggo
Paragould here
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Woo! Go Eagles!
ProfessorDoggo
Go greyhounds
Kirbykidx
Also Paragould.
danryawesome
Faytown
xbadcrcx
Little Rock here
ClassyNerdySexy
*waves* Hi!
Kuuchuu
Ditto
BattlefieldLuckyShots
Same!
BattlefieldLuckyShots
We should do a meet up!
RetroPhantom
Maumelle reporting.
Yourdadsbloodytampon
Fayetteville here!
collingushing
About Fort Smith
southernsmoke
Me too
Tronjmann
Fort Smith reporting!
SodaDrinkHatter
I live in Fort Smith too
southernsmoke
Me too!
ninjacheesepuff
Fort smith reppin
killerspartan07
I go there monthly
AnimatronicallyBuilt
Clarksville here!
FullMetalBitch
We live right on top of each other! Russellville!
AnimatronicallyBuilt
Awesome! I was looking around on the comments and didn't see one such person even mention Clarksville, so I did it for anyone here!
TwoByteHero
Monticello
fancysprakle
Harrison/Bergman here
killerspartan07
NWA area
atleastfourcharactersinlength34
Wps
atleastfourcharactersinlength34
Meant to say wps... go hogs
Ravenseeker
Recent transplant from bentonville! Heard it's gotten crazy up there. 'Mazing what happens when you become a wet county...
HomelingRazor
Rogers here! Howdy ya'll!
JohnFloorwalker
No Whites Allowed?
ineedfocus
Isn't that Compton?
ARC7567
What do you mean? NWA is Northwest Arkansas for us.
GeneralMountain
General here: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/artists/n-w-a/biography
sparkysparkyboomlady
Me too! Just outside Fayetteville. Farmington is the name of the town
SloppyJ
If it make you feel better I'm just north of yall about 20min.
BodyEater
I go to college at Harding lol
fewextrathumbs
Fayetteville in the house!
Batouttahell13
Yo. Springdale. *High fives*
sparkysparkyboomlady
Ayyyyy
HomelingRazor
Rogers woot woot!
FibonacciToInfinity
Hi I live near Berryville! 8D
Eightbitnovik
Fayetteville here.
ARC7567
Fayettevillian here as well. See you around.
killerspartan07
Holly hell we live about 20 minutes from each other
Muchadoaboutnothing
Sounds like y'all should have a meetup
watdisbuttondo
Y'all should meetup.
TrueShadox
20 minutes from Fayetteville to Rogers? Sure, on a good day. Er, not that I'd know or anything.
ThatOneGuyPablo
Clinton represent
99probs
Clinton! Holy crap. I didn't know they had Internet up in Van Buren Co. lolol.
99probs
Conway checking I
99probs
in. Fucking iPad