DieBySnuSnu
74345
2634
100
FP Edit: Send dick pics and Futurama memes
Jul 24, 2016 5:30 PM
DieBySnuSnu
74345
2634
100
FP Edit: Send dick pics and Futurama memes
PhailNinja
I am jealous. I'm applying to PhDs and the last program had 1000 applicants - for one place.
MyDogJake
Sup = supervisor. I was confused.
spartaninvicta
New job had 3 openings, 80 applicants, got one of the slots, all three of us joke about how bad the others must've been since we got picked
PORTUGUESETORTURING
You got it man
bernardld
I wish any of my overlords had that kind of style.
PuffyPanda
Just btw, it isn't uncommon for over 1000 people to apply to an open engineering position. That said half are not basically qualified
SaintCharlesBronson
The market is rough. I hired for a position requiring high school plus 2 years and hired a woman with two MA's. Way to go!
Kimozabi
I beat out over 160 applicants for my current job, only 1 opening. I was so fucking happy when I learned that :D
NicAtNite1708
Nice op. Over 700 ppl applied for the position i had. They only selected 15 people. Now when they hire for that position they hire 20 ppl.
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TheHoleStretcher3000
Ssup
weeshful
40 people applied to my last job...but I was the only one to follow up and ask to visit the office.
rectalexpedition
FP edit - A request for dick pics? Bold move.
Houstonruss
When you're hounded by your parents for not having a job.
kcanne
Try being a teacher...at least 300 applicants for every 1 position open...
DieBySnuSnu
I thought I wanted to be a teacher. In my first semester we had to do 30 observation hours. That was enough for me to decide not to do that.
SquanchyPartyBro
Yes but do you still put the same amount of enthusiasm into your blowjobs @OP ?
DieBySnuSnu
I would never give an unenthusiastic blowjob!
SquanchyPartyBro
Management material!
RegalJen
Tell them that your glorious on imgur. You'll get the job for sure.
DieBySnuSnu
Dammit. I forgot to put that on my resume.
SirPercy
Just be sure to use proper grammar ;)
Bacxaber
His glorious on imgur what?
DieBySnuSnu
Found the grammar nazi
xxxDeathByFartsxxx
confidence is a helluva drug. Go get 'em tiger.
DieBySnuSnu
Thanks, death by farts :)
xxxDeathByFartsxxx
you're welcome *curtsies*
elisardbeth
That was a strange and beautiful exchange
xxxDeathByFartsxxx
I am glad to have entertained you, elisardbeth.
elisardbeth
You did, Death By Farts. Related: are you dead? Via farts?
YouCapturedMe
300+ became 7 became 3. So close and I still didn't make it.
cheesedefrance
No, seven equals five.
DavidBrooker
I just started applying for academic jobs. Was told one has >500 applicants from >10 countries. I'm expecting many failures before success.
hearthstoneaccount3
Remember if you want to stand out always offer to work for less money than average for that position. Low pay > No Job
ShamnusMcfee
What a good way to drive your economy to shit, everyone tries their best to to get paid as little as possible
Tamaska
Fuck that
hearthstoneaccount3
Almost always guarantees the job though at higher positions.
SuicideByAccountant
That is only reasonable for an out of school/getting 5yrs experience type of job.
hearthstoneaccount3
You can do it at any job. Hell that promotion you want? try it bet it works
YouCapturedMe
Never sell yourself short. They won't forget that.
hearthstoneaccount3
Thats a good thing. The guy working cheaper than the rest is more likely to stick around / get promotions at less money.
Tamaska
Good for the employer, not the employee
hearthstoneaccount3
Exactly? Make yourself perfect for the employer to secure yourself a job