Sassy Athena

Sep 12, 2017 2:05 PM

JustAnotherCynicToo

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That's Athena? I had no idea who it was. I'd just assumed Princess Azula and Princess jasmine had had a dimension-hopping baby.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

And the voice of Athena is Jessica Walter aka Mallory Archer aka Lucille Bluth!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They about to fuck-fight so hard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang this is already reposted.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bats is only putting up with her because he wants to bone her hot sister

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I knew she could survive the fall, I'd eject her.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is what leads to hate fucking.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Daredevil can hear his blood pressure rising.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Psst, she's giving you a hint.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder women is amazed by Athena getting under Bateman's skin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like her, she's a terrible person.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What irritates me is how Bats could learn sorcery, wield a green and yellow power ring, and build Iron Man style armor, be immortal, and (1)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(2) give himself any number of super powers, but won't because his ENTIRE POINT is to be the normal dude who stands with all these folks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(3) who can crush mountains and fly. If he gained permanent powers, fans would bitch about it. So instead, he gets insulted.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't Batman not be effected by simple verbal abuse like this? He's pretty stone cold.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all of us can fly just like not all of you can fly. Got em.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Again? This reaches FP AGAIN?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I swear I can almost hear Zavier's blood pressure rising.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She just wants the D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The look on GA's and WW's faces are priceless.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

batman genuinely contemplating murder.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why Batman has plans to kill the JLA. Probably the "gods" too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wonder Pets. S2E11

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that the one where the duck says "This is serious" ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cerweous*... that's the one!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wtf is with their faces

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Batman:(to himself)" Remember your one rule, you don't kill people, you haven't for years and you're not going to start now."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed then cried cause I know how batman feels.

8 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 2

Cause he's just a rich guy in a plastic suit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a carbon composite polymer!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mocked in front of your friends?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Orphan?

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Yes to both

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Unable to fly?

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Really testing that whole lawful good thing isn't she?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

WHERE ARE THEY?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you cross Batman and Doom Guy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this show good?

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

It no Justice League, but it's really not bad for a show more oriented towards kids. It's got more funny moments like this too.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Neat, something to watch with my kids. Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Absolutely, if you've got kids its a great choice. I watch it with my little cousins when I visit, its got all ages fun.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great to know. They already like Spider-man so this would be my way of introducing them to Batman and the D.C characters

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 min long episodes

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's not an answer.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It was for me. I was going to watch it until I found that out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

It's not the runtime of your show that counts, it's how you use it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

v mmmmm....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither can fly so what's the fucking point. He's a human holding his own with metahumans and gods. Fuck off

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Hey guys I found Batman! Cool you're in Imgur, Bats.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You telling OP to 'fuck off' or Athena? lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao it was on fp yesterday so kinda aimed at OP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White knighting for Batman? XD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Diana's valley girl cousin? :P

8 years ago | Likes 358 Dislikes 2

her name is Martha

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

This changes everything

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME????

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

FOR COMEDIC EFFECT AND UPVOTES

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Greek gods don't have DNA, so brother/sister doesn't really apply. But yeah they'd be sisters cuz both born from Zeus.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

...the Greek gods don't have DNA.... I'm gonna be hung up on this one for a while.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah. You got gods being born from skull fractures. Gods born from the waves caused by a giant severed dick falling in an ocean. Etc.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was mainly a Percy Jackson thing to explain why demigods can hook up with each other without it being incest.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's Athena

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The goddess of wisdom? Please excuse my skepticism, it is well-founded.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mostly wisdom in war, but yes. [spoiler] In that episode she appears to offer Diana a seat as the goddess of truth, but at the end decides -

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that Wonder Woman belongs with the JL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think she's voiced by Mallory Archer. It kinda changes the tone at bit. XD

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now I'm sad. I was expecting Grey DeLisle.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jessica williams

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is absolutely Lucille Bluth

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half sister actually. Though technically Athena is only Zeus's child so idk if that changes what you'd call her

8 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

Olympian family trees sure are fun

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Because zeuses dick plows through them like a bullet train through people?

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Yep

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He fucked a tree now?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

iirc athena came from a really bad headache. Yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She comes from normal intercourse. Zeus just ate the mother and got a really bad headache when his immortal daughter ended up in him.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is there someone / something Zeus hasn't fucked?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He has not yet gotten to my shoes.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Athena's mother was a nymph that Zeus swallowed.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

And vice versa. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depending on the myth you read- there's multiple versions for every story

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Partially because some were made more family friendly instead of the normal turn-into-a-bull-to-rape-bitches.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other version the nymph swallows zeus. Heeyooo

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*non-stop euro-giggle vol 160*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0