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i could do this all day
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it's about horrible people trying to save the world and maybe doing some kisses and/or stabs with each other in the process
RoboUnicornFishBalls
#6 what a description
ProfessorMatt
Leftfisher1
#40 Bless my soul herc is on a roll!
RayneOfSalt
#10
fallswinkingtothefloor
#42 she's on her way to the pyramid stage at Glastonbury
byronwilliams4010
#11 Better than being a cop in Peculiar, Missouri.
fallswinkingtothefloor
#16 the first picture is funny enough
HarebrainedYeti
#49 What is this? I've never wanted a source more lmao
HarebrainedYeti
The source was a weird youtube channel, the meme is better, but found the music; https://soundcloud.com/lacheque/dragonfruit
fallswinkingtothefloor
#19 that's it, it's over. What are henchmen supposed to wear now???
ricpaul
#47 https://imgur.com/6fAB42V
OtisTDrunk
We Will Be Right Back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOdFFK9NSD8
JUNK13B01
"Who smiled at every dog he saw" "Who never saw a dog that didn't make him smile"
nicodepies
Lasagna Ravioli is brilliant!
Rogerwilco1974
My favourite thing is the way you didn't #number the post so I could see it again
JustHereForTheMemes0321
#6 that's so specific and true
Raistline
#38 He He!
alittleglassvial
#22 I feel like Elon should be told this
hyjukilo
No, let him try to send himself to space in a car. Please let him try this, and only go one way.
CallMeMcGyver
Thank you... for a smile or two was had as I consumed my belated coffee.
rarust
Good! I hope you have a lovely day (:
SpammersAreScum
#15 So what happened to Ravi? Did he decide he wanted no part of this awful gag?
SomeUser2
#27 call the bondulance
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
#47
Vesorias
#9 Depends on whether you care more about dogs or the person, cause "always smiled when they saw a dog" has similar vibes to "never smiled due to never having seen a dog".
thotterpop
#31 I feel like there's supposed to be a pun in there, and I'm not getting it
yeahhedugit
Maybe the cabbage e doesn't miss you. Be nice to cabbage.
Howlingowl
#6 that is the face of a man so high out of his gourd that he can’t feel his teeth.
FaecalJacksonPollock
#35: https://theoatmeal.com?
ProfessorMatt
penzar
I remember a MAD magazine where they proposed a Tom Petty/Johnny Cash tour.
FurbySavant
I wanted to see a lunch tour with Meatloaf, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Ice T, Ice Cube, and Cake.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
CrabbyBlueberry
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/screenshot_2x.png
ThomasTheWankEnglne
CrabbyBlueberry
I'm sad that this isn't official. (It's from https://thomaspark.co/2017/01/relevant-xkcd/)
Nathanyel
I'm so meta, even this acronym
ThomasTheWankEnglne
was my favorite username from a while ago...wonder if he still exists
Pilgrymm
I'm going crazy thank you appreciate
Scaper1812
#15 They do this regularly on The Chase in the UK. It usually goes right over the head of host Bradley Walsh, until it's pointed out to him. They've gotten him a few times.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
explain? what is happening here?
Scaper1812
read the names out, Liz, Anya and Ravi, Oli.
fallswinkingtothefloor
Bradley Walsh is classic English TV star, clever and stupid at the same time, as he well knows
CrabbyBlueberry
#36
ExplosionFish
Is that the joke? I’m slower than a dead snail today, i still don’t get it
rarust
The joke is that "Dean" and "Bean" rhyme, but even though it's spelled the same, "Sean" doesn't
CrabbyBlueberry
There's a "Dean" in there, so it's not a direct reference to actor Sean Bean. But the confusion over whether he's "Shawn Bawn" or "Seen Bean" is a similar joke.
Rogerwilco1974
#43 ice croppi hitlor
yeahhedugit
Rogerwilco1974
I don't get it
yeahhedugit
Looking a gift horse in the mouth.
Rogerwilco1974
It doesn't look like that horse is giving any gifts to the lady, tho.
Rogerwilco1974
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGd3cXY5c2UwMW11eTFteTVqZzFhZmhra3U3MHV4bnQycnNhZWNtNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/gn3wvAFuly4lCuDM1G/200w.webp
Rogerwilco1974
Man, look at the beautiful cropping on this gif. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3p1ajVueWk1NWNkZzVzbW5qNmhzY28xcG42cnZ1ZTZ6Z2R2ejFudSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dSkn1KZ63lLqlj00B9/200w.webp