So I took a big bite out of my apple...

Feb 23, 2017 3:45 PM

CavalierKingCharles

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Go ahead, zoom in. See that crap? In. My. Mouth.

Dog tax. Fergus, the balancing master. Little dog, big stick.

You have questions. I'll try to explain. There was a tiny bruise on the outside. No holes visible. I took a big bite right over the bruise, planning on throwing away the bit out portion. Chaos. I was so horrified, after the picture I slammed it in the disposal and obliterated it. I didn't check if it had spiders, eggs, or any other creepy crawlies. I was freaked out enough. And Fergus is the best dog ever! You guys made my day! I am now able to laugh about this, I've tried to read all of the comments!

I almost regurgitated for you...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? That.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cavaliers are the best dogs, I can't imagine life without mine. so silly, and a bit dull, but so very loving and cuddly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cavalier king charles ftw!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, look at the bright side: I'm sure this counts as a booster for your next round of shots.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Only thing worse than finding a worm in an apple is finding half a worm

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Damn, you got here first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the holocaust

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Please don't try to blame the holocaust on apples, it was the nazis, although pomegranates were not entirely innocent

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The picture makes me want to vomit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thumbnail looks like some sort of delicious meat pastry. *clicks*

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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@OP probably

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

This is why I shouldn't browse usersub on my lunch break

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can see a dogs face in that apple.. I need to go to bed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this one helps prompt doctor visits

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that is the apple's soul in there

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I wonder if I should burn the apple?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is it?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The apple had moth larvae in it

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

EW EW EW EW EWWWW

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GHOSTFACE!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's the face of Death

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit dude. Probably the biggest shit-/pukestorm is going to hit you within couple of hours. +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, I didn't swallow it. And I'm not a dude. :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Pardon me, my fellow dudette :D And good for you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that looks like a spirit in that apple....ooooooooowoooO0oO0oOo0Oo0Oo0Oo0O0oo0

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

That's Snoke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is an angry skull in that apple. I'm 100% sure OP is cursed now

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you try to type that alien sound hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. I'm confused. Is this a repost?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not that i'm aware of

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can confirm, not a repost.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is precisely why i cut them in half with a knife first

9 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

...what else would you cut an apple with?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mal and Zoe always cut their apples. The men were just so hungry, like little "pops" going off.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I bought an apple slicer/corer because of things like that. Never happened to mebut if I ever did I'd black out from barfing so much.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep as one growing up in farm land, always cut fruit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never did... but I will now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the same way I avoid STDs.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I do that too but it's because the alliance once put grenades in them

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9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Ahhh man! My comment exactly! Plus one to you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A fellow browncoat needs more upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now *I* shall be the fairest in the land once again!

9 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 0

I had to come back to this disgusting post to upvote your comment. Then I came back again to tell you that I came back to upvote your post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

This made me proper belly laugh!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit!! I'm still going!! Like I have literal tears in my eyes right now!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's the emphasis on the 'I' that tickled me the most. Either that, or I'm exceeding tired!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exceedingly.....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*maniacal laugh*

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*gets killed by forest animals*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Attention all anti-gmo idiots. This is what all your fruits and vegatables used to look like the majority of the time without genetic eng.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 19

.ineering.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

...bruh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

*pesticides and food preservatives

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Actually you're quite wrong. Apples stored in the right conditions can last for six months or more. In the past, stored over the winter.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Yeah the good apples will last, my point still stands they are largely mroe consistently better with genetic enginerring than te past

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Ya idk why he says that, but GMOs are good and can make produce healthier! It sucks they have a stigma around them for people who don't 1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Understand them completely. Honestly I can't blame anyone considering the biology background most need to understand it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I realize people like to latch on to anything that remotely supports their argument, but no bro, that's not the case at all.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

enlighten me then condescending stranger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1