CavalierKingCharles
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Go ahead, zoom in. See that crap? In. My. Mouth.
Dog tax. Fergus, the balancing master. Little dog, big stick.
You have questions. I'll try to explain. There was a tiny bruise on the outside. No holes visible. I took a big bite right over the bruise, planning on throwing away the bit out portion. Chaos. I was so horrified, after the picture I slammed it in the disposal and obliterated it. I didn't check if it had spiders, eggs, or any other creepy crawlies. I was freaked out enough. And Fergus is the best dog ever! You guys made my day! I am now able to laugh about this, I've tried to read all of the comments!
BunniesLair
I almost regurgitated for you...
gimking
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.
GrizzlyCanadianPicker
You know what's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? That.
andaWoss
Likkalu
Cavaliers are the best dogs, I can't imagine life without mine. so silly, and a bit dull, but so very loving and cuddly.
Thatllbuffrightout
daveeeeeeed
Cavalier king charles ftw!
FitzChevalric
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Well, look at the bright side: I'm sure this counts as a booster for your next round of shots.
hardytardigrade
HumfreeBugart
Only thing worse than finding a worm in an apple is finding half a worm
derekjohn
Damn, you got here first.
SentientPineapple
Also the holocaust
HumfreeBugart
Please don't try to blame the holocaust on apples, it was the nazis, although pomegranates were not entirely innocent
Spumko
pissflaps17
eggrolious
CavalierKingCharles
davebeastly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The picture makes me want to vomit
pennarsson
sirrahmas
Thumbnail looks like some sort of delicious meat pastry. *clicks*
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
LetMeBeTheLittleSpoon
theslybanananana
capitalsm
ArmedWithATediore
PeachXO
I can see a dogs face in that apple.. I need to go to bed
theguyyouthoughtyouknew
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
yepn0pe
I'm pretty sure this one helps prompt doctor visits
PlutoLives
Pretty sure that is the apple's soul in there
CavalierKingCharles
Yeah, I wonder if I should burn the apple?
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
What is it?
Ifreakinglovetrees
The apple had moth larvae in it
tmbh
EW EW EW EW EWWWW
SouthtownZ
GHOSTFACE!
phlegon
That's the face of Death
Sharaiyan
Shit dude. Probably the biggest shit-/pukestorm is going to hit you within couple of hours. +1
CavalierKingCharles
Well, I didn't swallow it. And I'm not a dude. :)
Sharaiyan
Pardon me, my fellow dudette :D And good for you!
ReposterCallerOuterMan
that looks like a spirit in that apple....ooooooooowoooO0oO0oOo0Oo0Oo0Oo0O0oo0
Minilarro
That's Snoke
AuntieIroh
There is an angry skull in that apple. I'm 100% sure OP is cursed now
olivesoap
Did you try to type that alien sound hahaha
one1deuce
Wait. I'm confused. Is this a repost?
ReposterCallerOuterMan
not that i'm aware of
CavalierKingCharles
I can confirm, not a repost.
BrutusEt2
This is precisely why i cut them in half with a knife first
comacomacomacomachameleon
...what else would you cut an apple with?
arock133
Mal and Zoe always cut their apples. The men were just so hungry, like little "pops" going off.
emguhraeb
I bought an apple slicer/corer because of things like that. Never happened to mebut if I ever did I'd black out from barfing so much.
shorticia
Yep as one growing up in farm land, always cut fruit.
IronBruhh
I never did... but I will now.
WannaSeeMyPogCollection
That's the same way I avoid STDs.
nopespsiisnotok
I do that too but it's because the alliance once put grenades in them
JonesItUp
idieeverytime
Ahhh man! My comment exactly! Plus one to you.
Draenalle
A fellow browncoat needs more upvotes.
theonceandfuturedan
Now *I* shall be the fairest in the land once again!
ShadowXXVII
I had to come back to this disgusting post to upvote your comment. Then I came back again to tell you that I came back to upvote your post.
Willybum84
toriapinklotus
This made me proper belly laugh!!!
toriapinklotus
Holy shit!! I'm still going!! Like I have literal tears in my eyes right now!!
toriapinklotus
I think it's the emphasis on the 'I' that tickled me the most. Either that, or I'm exceeding tired!
toriapinklotus
Exceedingly.....
reverendleonard
*maniacal laugh*
DefinitelyNotASithLord
*gets killed by forest animals*
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Attention all anti-gmo idiots. This is what all your fruits and vegatables used to look like the majority of the time without genetic eng.
MemeDissector
.ineering.
Cheomesh
...bruh.
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
*pesticides and food preservatives
criablelurst
Actually you're quite wrong. Apples stored in the right conditions can last for six months or more. In the past, stored over the winter.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Yeah the good apples will last, my point still stands they are largely mroe consistently better with genetic enginerring than te past
SuckItRonny
Ya idk why he says that, but GMOs are good and can make produce healthier! It sucks they have a stigma around them for people who don't 1/2)
SuckItRonny
Understand them completely. Honestly I can't blame anyone considering the biology background most need to understand it.
BoopingTheBooper
I realize people like to latch on to anything that remotely supports their argument, but no bro, that's not the case at all.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
enlighten me then condescending stranger