Oct 31, 2017 5:08 PM
lilmax
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AwkwardGirl4691
Botched85
JiffyDealer
Looks like she just found a new fettish.
Kovahjin
You left off the part where she puts her foot up his ass.
azazyel
I think it cut off before she could ask him how he wants to die
badmonkey0001
v
Klecster
And that was how I met your mother.
Imjustheretobecreepy
Mmmm... Nice.
DogBoobs
Horseymcfaceyface
PmMeGifsForSauce
WTF?!
TheElderBowls
TranceEnding
From the side, she looks like the lesbian from the walking dead
KekMemerson
Can I have an uh...source...for...uh...research?
thechelonianshelmet
It's not a true wedgie unless you achieve liftoff
Splaih
I may or may not have definitely done this.
alexzzandr24
right decision, relax and enjoy it
Ulfzark
REDS1X
what in the super fuck?
VictusVonGuyver
It's a european thing...
zeac
Mannus
Looks like Krysten Ritter.
QuartzPigeon
My thoughts exactly.
FapsAlot
Just lost 3 mins of my life
yhppy
The gif was only 3 sec long
You do the math then
Icommentandpostmypets
This is actually a fetish. I know, I was surprised too. Fits neatly between bullying fetish and light masochism.
You were surprised
I never thought seeing women get wedgies would be something sexually desirable, but I've been wrong before.
Guywithawedgiefetishandyoureokwiththat
Can confirm
TheRealDavo
whatsbuttsandcoconuts
Nudge it forward a couple times
LiveSoMuchEveryDay
?
So the panties pull on the muffin a bit
Ringshadow
It's underwear not a shibari harness you dipstick. It's not designed for that.
You be surprised how wet your so will get or pissed
Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast? Do you know what today's date is?
omuaomua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMwp9ZXJQQo
KleineFichte
Uhh that was satisfying. BAM!
thisisprocrastination
That's like, clickbait. Wonder if it even works. I mean, I closed it immediately when he started talking.
mcginger72
Is it just my phone or was the sound fucked on that video?
Chunkylover117
The video
dappercatinspace
She doesn’t get naked in the vid... why bother posting?
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
I’m disappointed it wasn’t porn.
ItsNikG
This is why I have basically quit youtube all together. Was a job for a year, then clickbate and "pranks" ruined everything.
vlej
as always, people who put good effort, still make good content. people who leave do not, and only contribute to making trash prevalent
I'm still there... But these kids made a livable wage job lose advertisers. I'm TheNeverCat if you're interested. Not trying to promote.
Trust me, no amount of effort I put in is going to trump Jake Paul and his hoard of stupid and mommy daddy money
oh it won't, but it doesn't matter. as long as good content is there, people who recognize it will be there
Yeah But because of his antics and others the ad boycott took it from being a livable wage/job to being a complete chore. I love my subs tho
isyourTVrunning
*inhales deeply* BOI
Tiwwa666
/a/hI4AE
AlphaQueueBeta
Danack
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk
Mowdy
The exact thing missing in this gif, thank you for the addition
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
rookie23
Haha
PrivateNoodles
My haha is superior to yours HAHA!
beat this
smallskillerofhambino
Gentlemen. If you do that to a woman's expensive undies, expect to die.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Don't do it to my Sukrew jock either, mate!
[deleted]
If she's wearing her expensive underwear and you do this, how stupid are you.
TayshawnOG
You ladies wild
DoctorDudeBruh
And buy a new one... thats half the fun!
Moonattack100
Gentlemen, don't do this. If you do, you're dumb.
TheGriffin
Folks, buy your SO some cheap clothes. Then they can be torn off in fits of passion and discarded without a thought
TheYoungGod
Why tho? We can go buy more.
They better be the ones paying. Waste of money.
I'm just saying. If it's a joke, I'm pretty sure most guys will pony up to replace it. I doubt it was a family heirloom or important.
GuillermoRojo
This thing has been passed down generations
Because if a guy did that to me and left permanent fingerstretch marks in my somas I would probably try to castrate him.
mcpma
Well, Loki's genderqueer, s/he perfectly knows the worth of good underwear I imagine.
DickMercenary
"If a woman lost my socket wrench I'd slice her clit off"
Craftyclaw
"Where the fuck is the 10mm honey" -husband
If a woman lost your Snapon tools on purpose, yeah. I get you. Shit's expensive to replace.
damien309
Willing to put your money where your mouth is? =D
Hell no I'm not, you'd probably break the glue and sutures currently holding me together (yes really)
I have some questions
Those spots are all glued incisions. The majority of the work is all internal, of course.
http://78.media.tumblr.com/107f05cb641852472648463f9198a313/tumblr_inline_oyjofi55M11rvxq3x_500.jpg Robotic hysterectomy.
TogepiOmelette
exactly. You stretch my thong, I will cut a bitch. Shit's expensive
missleadinginiformation
And it probably hurts your toasty oyster burger
Yes, it would!
Nightcaste
If they did that with a thong would you even notice? It's already up in there anyway...
Yeah because IT'S PRESSING INTO MY ASSHOLE
Lfa3
Yep, highly noticeable.
McTrundleWolf
But why spend so much money on such a small amount of fabric. Kind of dumb. Wear normal underwear like a civilized person.
RememberArtax
Good underwear can feel better and give you a confidence boost
I like my underwear comfortable too. But comfortable underwear that isn't expensive exists. I would pay $5 for that much comfortable fabric.
And $5 is the maximum here. I'm assuming these things are super comfortable so maybe its worth an extra dollar or two.
Depends on where you are. Here comfortable panties won't go for less than 30~50 of our monney. And yep, it's quite a lot for panties.
NameNotFoundException
You're an idiot
Maybe. But people who spend that much money on underwear are pretty stupid too. It's not like there isn't reasonably priced options.
MrAsianGuy90
where's the rest of the gif?!
whosthatspartansittinginthattree
.
diabeticiguana
Netflix jessica jones
tnega
PangolinWranglin
RedEggsandPutty
izzzlunchtime
ssyoda2
Oooooow!
DanOrtega
What is this from??
Theonethatdoesntneedagun
An actual porn for wedgie fetish
superanth
ALL HAIL THE ATOMIC WEDGIE!
WrongUn
I've only ever heard about it in films!
justsignedupforthishit
omglandshark
SoftcoreFavorites
HeyOP
1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqfIqn_pMCo (about 1 min in) you can thank @myr14d for his/her comment last November.
sometimesipostsockshere
Excludos
That was pretty fucking cancerous
winnerothello
AlmightyyCres
That was underwhelming.
izzmonster
BowlDestroyer
Doot
Monkeyfighter
Why are so many people dotting this? Aside from the 10 seconds, it's pretty terrible.
They probably hadn't watched it, but wanted to do so later.
MiguelCardoso808
thesauceisboss
TastefulMemesOnly
Anonawesome
God damn that was cancer. I regret clicking. I hate vloggers.
The1stBellicose
I went to the YouTube video itself, just for the satisfaction of giving their video a good ol' thumbs down.
I didn't watch it, but what I saw wasn't great.
ironcannibal13
pornhub
PopeyeTheSailor
@OP care to share a link? or pm it
petekron
What, pray tell, would I search for if I were to um... research this later? Asking for a friend...
Misslnformation
This vid is not porn. But there is wedgie porn
gonesurfyn
Autodots roll out!
10sky
GPLink
I too need to know for a comrade
LilMaGoo
Dooty
MegaDudeMan
My friend is also intrigued by this
HAHA "friend"
jaydawgx7
We must have the same friend....
EvenStevensEvenSemen
He lies, it's not porn
baronramsey
may he suffer immeasurable pain.
SnackOverflowError
Then what is it? @OP
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
Then what
kmikl
Soganox
This shit, around 1:20 https://youtu.be/hqfIqn_pMCo
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
Weirdest start to a porno ever
fartharder
Or is it?
paigezero
You're watching the wrong porn.
Assdickmasterpiece
Warum liegt hier überall stroh rum?
DeanOMiite
"Start?" You can't finish to this?
popejubal
True. There are no lemons in this .gif at all.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
CWadeFromDowntown
relsky
Weirdest start to a porn I've ever seen? Girl walking down the railroad tracks, and is grabbed by two hobo clowns.
ThePaultergeist
Oh you sweet summer child.
tjhong
indianajonesey
There are a lot of contenders for that award... don't throw it around Willy nilly. However, +1
Strik750
I've seen this gif evey once and a while, what's it from?
Don't want to look up "Big head big nose aristocrat jacking off'
awkwardstare
you not seen the one where the dad and step-brother find the step-daughter in a coma take her to her room and she forgets who they are?
AlmostClever
Is that the one where they knock her out by accident with an errantly thrown ball?
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
Please, continue...
I got you, http://familystrokes.org/step-brother-boyfriend-its-the-same/
LXA591
Is this a porn?
Fweezerker
Wouldnt you like to know
bcd051
Why else would they ask?
t0x1c1T
Weatherboy
128Gigabytes
usersubbordercontrol
I wish
Tiahansere
As do I.
Apparently not
Nope. Can tell it's not porn because there are no lemons.
OfficialUpvoter
I see you haven't seen Lemon Stealing Whores.
Chkip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4
FastSquirt
heeey wtf
Quebeker
that is some high level improv
SpSaintySp
What about that one with the giant spider lady?
RunsWith2Beers
Or pterodactyl porn
cancerriddenlung
DrFreenote
Have you seen the full thing? The cameraman was on point. Never laughed so hard at a porn intro, never laughed so hard watching the porn.
DomineSatanas
CelticPuppy
Well I’m about to now!
... Sadly, I cannot honestly decline to have seen it
Do you mean you can't deny having seen it? And what do you mean "sadly?" That lead-in was hilarious.
Yea that combination of words. Grammar is hard today, ok? :P And isn't it at least a little sad that I knew exactly what you were referring?
Not at all. Context made it clear it's porn, and there can't be many lemon stealing whores creative works out there. And it's hilarious.
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
I believe the lemon-stealing whore is dead now :\ Like, murdered.
Died under suspicious circumstances at least, apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Paige#Death
Fooby
She should have left the lemons alone then.
I wasn't sure, I just remembered it being discussed here previously. Thank you.
People don’t take kindly to lemon stealin’ whores around these parts.
pitsigogos
I wish I could say that, but I am afraid I have seen too much porn in my lifetime...
CanOnlySayYes
Example: gore porn (yes that’s a thing)
Ryanator50
yeah like that horrible spider mutant who sucked the guy's dick before murdering him
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Famously the german classic, 'warum liegt hier Stroh'
joentz
Warum hast du eine Maske auf?
Clayman8
Na dann blas mir doch einen.
RayZerKai
I love my lemons
eetsumkaus
no, nobody has seen too much porn in any lifetime
TheMonsterWithinYou
I mean, he obviously has never seen the Pokémon one with “Dickachu”
Gorillionare
I hate that I've seen that. That fucking face is the stuff of nightmares too.
SmittyTitties
The black guy dressed up as coco wheats
SoberAndBored
Or the Edward Penishands series. SERIES. They made 3 of them!
silverduke
Porn is one of those things I wanna be against but my penis outweighs my consiousness. Quite literally! No it doesn't :(
Nephus
Porn addiction is real! But don't worry, take as long as you need to beat it.
MartyMcNugget
Top drawer
gabe98Villain
LMAO good one sir
Seek medical help too. There will always be a nurse around to give you a helping hand.
porn is like gambling. it only ruins your life if you become obsessed with it.
why would you want to be against it?
theplayahaterball
Because it can be highly exploitive and can have negative effects on your normal sex life. Nevertheless I still indulge
Skornish
I don't see how wanting to have sex less is such an issue. But I'm not in a relationship, so there's that.
ah, but you see... there is not problem whatsoever being against exploitation in pornography, no need to be against the whole idea just
I realized as soon as I said it, there's gonna be some asshats that try to prove me wrong
Makethesunshine
Have you seen this? [Nsfw-ish] http://abload.de/img/thecook_67ae55_524900rqu2j.gif
You say that like you don't *want* to hear/see a bunch of weird starts to pornos. Ingrate.
Guilty as charged
I hope that's your fetish
CarlosBandana
I mean, there is that clown porn where the girl is blindfolded and the clown dad lost his glasses so he doesn't realise it's his daughter.
Aight, so in all my years of smutlery, this is the first I am hearing of this one
anonwhymouse
I'm surprised I'm not the only one to have seen this
reid2048
That sounds hard to beat
ThreeCores
That sounds hard to beat to, too.
Black guy dressed up as a box of coco wheats getting head from a white chick. Not enough characters to tell you why it beats it tho
Pretty great, but it wasn't the start of the porno. He was already in her by that point.
insanemaestro
I've never seen that one, but I have this vision that a clown horn honks in the tempo of each thrust.
I honestly don't remember, but maybe. They post a gif of it on here now and again, but you won't get the answer you seek from it obviously.
And what would that be called? If you would be so kind to tell me?
JokerARC
Just look up "clown porn kelly". :)
Alrighty then. Thankya much good sir
AwkwardGirl4691
Botched85
JiffyDealer
Looks like she just found a new fettish.
Kovahjin
You left off the part where she puts her foot up his ass.
azazyel
I think it cut off before she could ask him how he wants to die
badmonkey0001
Klecster
And that was how I met your mother.
Imjustheretobecreepy
Mmmm... Nice.
DogBoobs
Horseymcfaceyface
PmMeGifsForSauce
WTF?!
TheElderBowls
TranceEnding
From the side, she looks like the lesbian from the walking dead
KekMemerson
Can I have an uh...source...for...uh...research?
thechelonianshelmet
It's not a true wedgie unless you achieve liftoff
Splaih
I may or may not have definitely done this.
alexzzandr24
right decision, relax and enjoy it
Ulfzark
REDS1X
what in the super fuck?
VictusVonGuyver
It's a european thing...
zeac
Mannus
Looks like Krysten Ritter.
QuartzPigeon
My thoughts exactly.
FapsAlot
Just lost 3 mins of my life
yhppy
The gif was only 3 sec long
FapsAlot
You do the math then
Icommentandpostmypets
This is actually a fetish. I know, I was surprised too. Fits neatly between bullying fetish and light masochism.
QuartzPigeon
You were surprised
Icommentandpostmypets
I never thought seeing women get wedgies would be something sexually desirable, but I've been wrong before.
Guywithawedgiefetishandyoureokwiththat
Can confirm
TheRealDavo
whatsbuttsandcoconuts
Nudge it forward a couple times
LiveSoMuchEveryDay
?
whatsbuttsandcoconuts
So the panties pull on the muffin a bit
Ringshadow
It's underwear not a shibari harness you dipstick. It's not designed for that.
whatsbuttsandcoconuts
You be surprised how wet your so will get or pissed
Ringshadow
Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast? Do you know what today's date is?
omuaomua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMwp9ZXJQQo
KleineFichte
Uhh that was satisfying. BAM!
thisisprocrastination
That's like, clickbait. Wonder if it even works. I mean, I closed it immediately when he started talking.
mcginger72
Is it just my phone or was the sound fucked on that video?
Chunkylover117
The video
dappercatinspace
She doesn’t get naked in the vid... why bother posting?
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
I’m disappointed it wasn’t porn.
ItsNikG
This is why I have basically quit youtube all together. Was a job for a year, then clickbate and "pranks" ruined everything.
vlej
as always, people who put good effort, still make good content. people who leave do not, and only contribute to making trash prevalent
ItsNikG
I'm still there... But these kids made a livable wage job lose advertisers. I'm TheNeverCat if you're interested. Not trying to promote.
ItsNikG
Trust me, no amount of effort I put in is going to trump Jake Paul and his hoard of stupid and mommy daddy money
vlej
oh it won't, but it doesn't matter. as long as good content is there, people who recognize it will be there
ItsNikG
Yeah But because of his antics and others the ad boycott took it from being a livable wage/job to being a complete chore. I love my subs tho
isyourTVrunning
*inhales deeply* BOI
Tiwwa666
/a/hI4AE
AlphaQueueBeta
Danack
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk
Mowdy
The exact thing missing in this gif, thank you for the addition
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
rookie23
Haha
PrivateNoodles
My haha is superior to yours HAHA!
rookie23
PrivateNoodles
smallskillerofhambino
Ringshadow
Gentlemen. If you do that to a woman's expensive undies, expect to die.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Don't do it to my Sukrew jock either, mate!
[deleted]
[deleted]
Ringshadow
If she's wearing her expensive underwear and you do this, how stupid are you.
TayshawnOG
You ladies wild
DoctorDudeBruh
And buy a new one... thats half the fun!
smallskillerofhambino
Moonattack100
Gentlemen, don't do this. If you do, you're dumb.
TheGriffin
Folks, buy your SO some cheap clothes. Then they can be torn off in fits of passion and discarded without a thought
TheYoungGod
Why tho? We can go buy more.
Ringshadow
They better be the ones paying. Waste of money.
TheYoungGod
I'm just saying. If it's a joke, I'm pretty sure most guys will pony up to replace it. I doubt it was a family heirloom or important.
GuillermoRojo
This thing has been passed down generations
Ringshadow
Because if a guy did that to me and left permanent fingerstretch marks in my somas I would probably try to castrate him.
mcpma
Ringshadow
Well, Loki's genderqueer, s/he perfectly knows the worth of good underwear I imagine.
DickMercenary
"If a woman lost my socket wrench I'd slice her clit off"
Craftyclaw
"Where the fuck is the 10mm honey" -husband
Ringshadow
If a woman lost your Snapon tools on purpose, yeah. I get you. Shit's expensive to replace.
damien309
Willing to put your money where your mouth is? =D
Ringshadow
Hell no I'm not, you'd probably break the glue and sutures currently holding me together (yes really)
smallskillerofhambino
I have some questions
Ringshadow
Those spots are all glued incisions. The majority of the work is all internal, of course.
Ringshadow
http://78.media.tumblr.com/107f05cb641852472648463f9198a313/tumblr_inline_oyjofi55M11rvxq3x_500.jpg Robotic hysterectomy.
TogepiOmelette
exactly. You stretch my thong, I will cut a bitch. Shit's expensive
missleadinginiformation
And it probably hurts your toasty oyster burger
TogepiOmelette
Yes, it would!
Nightcaste
If they did that with a thong would you even notice? It's already up in there anyway...
TogepiOmelette
Yeah because IT'S PRESSING INTO MY ASSHOLE
Lfa3
Yep, highly noticeable.
McTrundleWolf
But why spend so much money on such a small amount of fabric. Kind of dumb. Wear normal underwear like a civilized person.
RememberArtax
Good underwear can feel better and give you a confidence boost
McTrundleWolf
I like my underwear comfortable too. But comfortable underwear that isn't expensive exists. I would pay $5 for that much comfortable fabric.
McTrundleWolf
And $5 is the maximum here. I'm assuming these things are super comfortable so maybe its worth an extra dollar or two.
Lfa3
Depends on where you are. Here comfortable panties won't go for less than 30~50 of our monney. And yep, it's quite a lot for panties.
NameNotFoundException
You're an idiot
McTrundleWolf
Maybe. But people who spend that much money on underwear are pretty stupid too. It's not like there isn't reasonably priced options.
MrAsianGuy90
where's the rest of the gif?!
whosthatspartansittinginthattree
.
diabeticiguana
Netflix jessica jones
tnega
diabeticiguana
PangolinWranglin
RedEggsandPutty
izzzlunchtime
ssyoda2
Oooooow!
DanOrtega
What is this from??
Theonethatdoesntneedagun
An actual porn for wedgie fetish
Guywithawedgiefetishandyoureokwiththat
Can confirm
superanth
ALL HAIL THE ATOMIC WEDGIE!
WrongUn
I've only ever heard about it in films!
justsignedupforthishit
omglandshark
SoftcoreFavorites
HeyOP
1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqfIqn_pMCo (about 1 min in) you can thank @myr14d for his/her comment last November.
sometimesipostsockshere
.
Excludos
That was pretty fucking cancerous
winnerothello
.
AlmightyyCres
That was underwhelming.
izzmonster
.
whosthatspartansittinginthattree
.
BowlDestroyer
Doot
Monkeyfighter
Why are so many people dotting this? Aside from the 10 seconds, it's pretty terrible.
HeyOP
They probably hadn't watched it, but wanted to do so later.
MiguelCardoso808
.
thesauceisboss
.
TastefulMemesOnly
.
Anonawesome
God damn that was cancer. I regret clicking. I hate vloggers.
The1stBellicose
I went to the YouTube video itself, just for the satisfaction of giving their video a good ol' thumbs down.
HeyOP
I didn't watch it, but what I saw wasn't great.
ironcannibal13
lilmax
pornhub
PopeyeTheSailor
@OP care to share a link? or pm it
petekron
MrAsianGuy90
What, pray tell, would I search for if I were to um... research this later? Asking for a friend...
Misslnformation
.
Theonethatdoesntneedagun
This vid is not porn. But there is wedgie porn
gonesurfyn
Autodots roll out!
10sky
.
GPLink
I too need to know for a comrade
LilMaGoo
Dooty
MegaDudeMan
My friend is also intrigued by this
MrAsianGuy90
HAHA "friend"
jaydawgx7
We must have the same friend....
EvenStevensEvenSemen
He lies, it's not porn
baronramsey
may he suffer immeasurable pain.
SnackOverflowError
Then what is it? @OP
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
Then what
kmikl
Soganox
This shit, around 1:20 https://youtu.be/hqfIqn_pMCo
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
Weirdest start to a porno ever
fartharder
Or is it?
paigezero
You're watching the wrong porn.
Assdickmasterpiece
Warum liegt hier überall stroh rum?
DeanOMiite
"Start?" You can't finish to this?
popejubal
True. There are no lemons in this .gif at all.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
CWadeFromDowntown
relsky
Weirdest start to a porn I've ever seen? Girl walking down the railroad tracks, and is grabbed by two hobo clowns.
ThePaultergeist
Oh you sweet summer child.
tjhong
indianajonesey
There are a lot of contenders for that award... don't throw it around Willy nilly. However, +1
Ulfzark
Strik750
I've seen this gif evey once and a while, what's it from?
Strik750
Don't want to look up "Big head big nose aristocrat jacking off'
awkwardstare
you not seen the one where the dad and step-brother find the step-daughter in a coma take her to her room and she forgets who they are?
AlmostClever
Is that the one where they knock her out by accident with an errantly thrown ball?
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
Please, continue...
AlmostClever
I got you, http://familystrokes.org/step-brother-boyfriend-its-the-same/
LXA591
Is this a porn?
Fweezerker
Wouldnt you like to know
bcd051
Why else would they ask?
t0x1c1T
Weatherboy
128Gigabytes
usersubbordercontrol
I wish
Tiahansere
As do I.
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
Apparently not
popejubal
Nope. Can tell it's not porn because there are no lemons.
OfficialUpvoter
HeyOP
I see you haven't seen Lemon Stealing Whores.
Chkip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4
FastSquirt
heeey wtf
Quebeker
that is some high level improv
SpSaintySp
What about that one with the giant spider lady?
fartharder
RunsWith2Beers
Or pterodactyl porn
cancerriddenlung
DrFreenote
Have you seen the full thing? The cameraman was on point. Never laughed so hard at a porn intro, never laughed so hard watching the porn.
DomineSatanas
.
CelticPuppy
Well I’m about to now!
cancerriddenlung
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
... Sadly, I cannot honestly decline to have seen it
HeyOP
Do you mean you can't deny having seen it? And what do you mean "sadly?" That lead-in was hilarious.
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
Yea that combination of words. Grammar is hard today, ok? :P And isn't it at least a little sad that I knew exactly what you were referring?
HeyOP
Not at all. Context made it clear it's porn, and there can't be many lemon stealing whores creative works out there. And it's hilarious.
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Ringshadow
I believe the lemon-stealing whore is dead now :\ Like, murdered.
HeyOP
Died under suspicious circumstances at least, apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Paige#Death
Fooby
She should have left the lemons alone then.
Ringshadow
I wasn't sure, I just remembered it being discussed here previously. Thank you.
cancerriddenlung
People don’t take kindly to lemon stealin’ whores around these parts.
pitsigogos
I wish I could say that, but I am afraid I have seen too much porn in my lifetime...
CanOnlySayYes
Example: gore porn (yes that’s a thing)
Ryanator50
yeah like that horrible spider mutant who sucked the guy's dick before murdering him
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Famously the german classic, 'warum liegt hier Stroh'
joentz
Warum hast du eine Maske auf?
Clayman8
Na dann blas mir doch einen.
RayZerKai
I love my lemons
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
eetsumkaus
no, nobody has seen too much porn in any lifetime
TheMonsterWithinYou
I mean, he obviously has never seen the Pokémon one with “Dickachu”
Gorillionare
I hate that I've seen that. That fucking face is the stuff of nightmares too.
SmittyTitties
The black guy dressed up as coco wheats
SoberAndBored
Or the Edward Penishands series. SERIES. They made 3 of them!
silverduke
Porn is one of those things I wanna be against but my penis outweighs my consiousness. Quite literally! No it doesn't :(
Nephus
Porn addiction is real! But don't worry, take as long as you need to beat it.
MartyMcNugget
Top drawer
gabe98Villain
LMAO good one sir
pitsigogos
Seek medical help too. There will always be a nurse around to give you a helping hand.
Ryanator50
porn is like gambling. it only ruins your life if you become obsessed with it.
vlej
why would you want to be against it?
theplayahaterball
Because it can be highly exploitive and can have negative effects on your normal sex life. Nevertheless I still indulge
Skornish
I don't see how wanting to have sex less is such an issue. But I'm not in a relationship, so there's that.
vlej
ah, but you see... there is not problem whatsoever being against exploitation in pornography, no need to be against the whole idea just
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
I realized as soon as I said it, there's gonna be some asshats that try to prove me wrong
Makethesunshine
Have you seen this? [Nsfw-ish] http://abload.de/img/thecook_67ae55_524900rqu2j.gif
HeyOP
You say that like you don't *want* to hear/see a bunch of weird starts to pornos. Ingrate.
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
Guilty as charged
lilmax
I hope that's your fetish
CelticPuppy
CarlosBandana
I mean, there is that clown porn where the girl is blindfolded and the clown dad lost his glasses so he doesn't realise it's his daughter.
IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll
Aight, so in all my years of smutlery, this is the first I am hearing of this one
anonwhymouse
I'm surprised I'm not the only one to have seen this
reid2048
That sounds hard to beat
ThreeCores
That sounds hard to beat to, too.
SmittyTitties
Black guy dressed up as a box of coco wheats getting head from a white chick. Not enough characters to tell you why it beats it tho
HeyOP
Pretty great, but it wasn't the start of the porno. He was already in her by that point.
insanemaestro
I've never seen that one, but I have this vision that a clown horn honks in the tempo of each thrust.
HeyOP
I honestly don't remember, but maybe. They post a gif of it on here now and again, but you won't get the answer you seek from it obviously.
CelticPuppy
And what would that be called? If you would be so kind to tell me?
JokerARC
Just look up "clown porn kelly". :)
CelticPuppy
Alrighty then. Thankya much good sir