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STAY CLASSY TEE-SHIRTS! LIMITED TIME ONLY! PART OF THE PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE MOST UPVOTED CHARITY! :http://teespring.com/stayclassyimgur
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Part 98: http://imgur.com/gallery/WgN5O
Part 100: http://imgur.com/gallery/UwLxc
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Message me your confessions!
icouldntagreemore
I would even say that showing imgur to your roommate a week before finals would just be straight up aggressive
orbitn
This one was downright tame
EroticZombiePants
@TimTimHase Don't give it up for pasta!
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Maybe she left it in his pocket.
KimberPyanow
I've only vomited on four occasions in even longer. Twice from food poisoning and twice form over eating like an idiot.
scouttrooper
What a delightful cross dresser
deadlywhitebread
His reaction was not pleasant...
xVFR
@thefatsuit is a woman for those wondering.
icomehereforthecomments
I wasn't wondering.
ToasterViking
Every time I read these...
TheRicM
Was expecting something Javert
BoosterFlames
#TeamToaster
ninjapleaseme
Seriously. I'm nervous for 100.
mushymilkfor2
Such a perfect gif! That is exactly my face everytime!
3rd7th
@kylecorn @thefatsuit
realbrickwall
@Illuminadi I also haven't had a flu for over a decade and almost never get colds. I don't eat my boogers. Do what makes you happy, though!
stormofenlil
It probably is beneficial to boost immunity that way, besides most people end up swallowing more mucus than they know about anyways....
ABlackTemplar
I didn't think I would have been chosen for this. Oh well, it's still true. I FEEL NO SHAME.
icomehereforthecomments
Right there with you.
ben9105
I've never had the flu and rarely get sick, I don't eat my boogers. It's safe to say that's just an excuse.
superminiatureblackhole
This Stay Classy starts off pretty shitty, but then it picks up.
AnalBeard
Yeah, it climaxed at number three for me.
icomehereforthecomments
Me too...
Batsquatch
I see what you did there.
FedEXguy
My brain always autocorrects these to "Stay Assy, Imgur"
TheCapnJoe
@scarychill... Are you me?
LongShlongVonHugendongen
Probably...
DoubleXchromosome
How does one get tricked into sex? http://imgur.com/FHsquw7
IridescentLotus
Right? You could have just been like, "No, thanks." and left!
DoubleXchromosome
He totally should've just refused to leave till the spaghetti was made
cgimw
With spaghetti apparently.
DoubleXchromosome
http://imgur.com/8AiqBye @TimTimHase
quesomakesmepoopfunny
Yeah so we're going to need the name of that pornstar @scarychill
LongShlongVonHugendongen
Ashley Doll
IfYouHaveToAskYoullNeverKnow
@ruffcats, aside from my SO, you make me the happiest
icomehereforthecomments
Oh my God. No.
Kodari
oh kylecoooorn..
ifinallyfeelathome
after seeing a picture, I completely stand by your confession. That man is damn sexy
889922
Always go anon .. always
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
But if you go anon you don't get internet attentions and points!
icomehereforthecomments
I really 'shit' the bed, didn't i? Oh well, it's all for 'shits' and giggles anyways... Excrement.
ZaphodBbx
"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits..." -- Words of Wisdom.
highfiveme
14?! 14!!!???
imneveroriginalwithusernames
Too young too young!! The internet...and imgur..will ruin them!
thelightbandit
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u9h97Cug1qarqt3o1_500.gif
ionization
FOURTEEEEEEEEN
scabab
comfy poopin... i'm kind of intrigued
imneveroriginalwithusernames
Too young too young!! The internet...and imgur..will ruin them!
imneveroriginalwithusernames
Too young too young!! The internet...and imgur..will ruin them!
imneveroriginalwithusernames
Too young too young!! The internet...and imgur..will ruin them!
imneveroriginalwithusernames
Too young too young!! The internet...and imgur..will ruin them!
imneveroriginalwithusernames
Too young too young!! The internet...and imgur..will ruin them!
CChowder
100 better be something super special...
TheDudeanator
Should he do 100 or one very special confession.
TheDudeanator
Should he do 100 or one very special confession.
UndercoverSatan
mmmm 4 times? why not 5! Should he do 100 or one very special confession.
CChowder
All
UndercoverSatan
you did not ... get ... get the joke.
CChowder
Indeed
UndercoverSatan
Indeed. Cofee maybe?
TheDudeanator
Should he do 100 or one very special confession.
TheDudeanator
Should he do 100 or one very special confession.
CChowder
All
CChowder
I just got the Joke...
TheSmallSalmon
Stay classy imgur is the only thing where "I have a thing for assholes" marks the start of a good post.
JustAHyperactiveFaery
And its gonna be the best one!
ionlybrowseimgurwhileatwork
and there were a lot of these "good" posts this time too
ABlackTemplar
pls no bully :(
CGriffo124
Just saying, but you are on a dark, smelly, dirty path which leads to 2 girls 1 cup.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
No, but please wash your hand before going to imgurian meeting.
ABlackTemplar
I don't think there any imgurians around Tampa Bay.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Uh, there's probably quite a few down there...
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Cue Tampa Bay imgurians PMing you.
ABlackTemplar
I don't think I'd reply considering they know one of my darkest secrets now.
KingUpvote
Ruffcats every time he posts these:
Fiberfar
Congratulations on surviving the usersub melee!
GeneHunt
I want "Stay Classy 100" to have 100 confessions. I feel it's the only way to do it.
imhereforthepuppies
I was VERY MUCH expecting a Javert gif...
KingUpvote
You think I'd post a Javert gif? The answer to that is a big:
RadionicPsychotronic
Me everytime he posts these
calldrdaley
I'm surprised he only has 500k. I'm pretty sure there are other imgurians with over a million.
KingVerenceIIofLancre
Now he also get moneys from Tees. Also. I'm probably buying one. I'm having a really hard time deciding.
KingVerenceIIofLancre
Three has already been sold while deciding. Should I......
worldsbestusername
bring on 100
chemistrydoc
As a scientist I am interested in seeing how many of his posts would go viral without his snapchat army. Hundreds know about it in mintues
ruffcats
i mean i've only had snapchat since like.. part 80?
chemistrydoc
Before part 80 some of them wouldn't fo viral. The snapchat was a brilliant idea though. No doubt.
iPretend
I want to see him ask his snap army to do gradually more edgy stuff and see how strong his influence is over them.
JebusBotz
was for some reason expecting an upvote gif made from a porn scene
stratus41298
Dude, I accidentally clicked your name instead of expanding your comments... thank you for the lovely tattooed girl!!
KingUpvote
You're welcome. Glad you got more enjoyment out of it than me. :P
CChowder
Well, based on the downvote fairies...
KingUpvote
Yup, commenters just trying to get theirs more noticed. It's sad, really.
ruffcats
I'd rather have the donuts
FredThePlumber
Have we played league together friend?
TheBritishAreComing
I read that as, you have donuts. I was horny for a moment.
tombombadilf
Cause remember, he likes to fuck donuts :)
LaissezLesBonTempsRouler
I almost upvoted but you have 420 points!
Muffyns
you make tee shirt o.o ? why not sweaters
monkeybasketball
Time and place. Name it
ManLegit
So you like donuts, do you? THEN HAVE ALL THE DONUTS IN THE WORLD!
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Under the world*
neverendingbreadstick
@thefatsuit link please?
icomehereforthecomments
For his twitter pic? Or mine?
RolandLovecraft
Yours
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ArnoldBlinken
hottie.
deadlywhitebread
Why not both?
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deadlywhitebread
Thank you
phatdoge
Holy hell. A hot chick rubbing it to @kylecorn. With butt play. He's a legend now. And I'm just sitting over here procrastinating and...
Rolli13
"self-copulating" be the word you looking for?
neverendingbreadstick
I agree with dailywhitebread up there
deadlywhitebread
...deadly... :(
k3nu
I read "daily" as well.. If it's any consolation, you made me giggle with the correction ;)
upnorthkid
@Scarychill so who's the lookalike?
ezca
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Thefa11en1
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RolandLovecraft
Wtf is this? I saw a lot of people posting this earlier...it didn't do well then either.
LongShlongVonHugendongen
The Lookalike is Ashley Doll, i wont be posting the ex pic in comments you will need to message for that one.
TheConfusedEgyptian
that's a sweet revenge
LongShlongVonHugendongen
well she did bang another dude so...
TheConfusedEgyptian
sharing that story in usersub can get u enough volunteers to have a perfect revenge
scootymcpuff
I'm in exactly the same boat but with Belle Knox (kinda pop, but spittin' image of my ex).
ChaosLierLen637
@Scarychill sounds like he could seriously contribute to the scientific community.
Thefa11en1
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LongShlongVonHugendongen
For the Scientists out there the Lookalike is Ashley Doll.
Dovaskus
Darthredneckus, Ph.D-Imgurology here! Commenting for Science.
KorbanBC
Im eating my boogers as i read these.
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IMadeThisAccountToDownVoteStuff
I'm 25 and I haven't been sick not even a cold since I was 14 and I don't eat my own boogers.
bellyrubs
me too.
AshlynAccidentallyPeed27
Holaaaaaaa
howjom
I prefer the more dry ones but I eat whatever comes out
goodguyC
I can't say I eat my boogers, but I definitely pick my nose all the damn time!
BreadyStinellis
You and me both! I gotta breathe!
amaya141291
I pick my nose and eat it all the time, but I am almost constantly sick. Sucks to be me I guess.
HereToFuckSpiders
You should sell your boogers as supplements.
iconfesstonothing
The picking part - clears out the germs from the nose (blowing your nose into a tissue works also). The eating part - blahhhhh
Jayhatesspidersandshit
I've been known to indulge in a few boogers here and there
JokeDestroyer
Anecdotal evidence all up IN this bitch.
palmer247
I'm in university and I do this, I have looked into researching the subject but not surprisingly there is no interest in funding it.
cheesus309
Same here, and I've never had a day off of school, college or work. (14 years and counting).
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
This is the guy I see in traffic picking his nose and eating it, and I stare in disgust and amazement that as old as you are you're still1/2
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Apparently their are 7 other nasty fucks eating their boogies and downvoting!
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
2/2 haven't stopped.
tangybreath
Just sayin'... I've never had the flu and I just about never even get colds, and I have never eaten my nose nuggets.
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
I'm 21 and eat my snot all the time. I never get sick. I haven't thrown up in over 10 years.
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
Omg, same here. Well I threw up once from being drunk in the last ten years, but NOT from being sick!
Zoronii
I threw up earlier today because I took a big gulp of spoiled milk >.<
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
Ew yeah that definitely warrants puking, haha.
Flyndaran
I've only vomited on four occasions in even longer. Twice from food poisoning and twice form over eating like an idiot.
iconfesstonothing
+1 @goldfisher for using IMGUR as a weapon. Evil... Pure evil.
TheHippieMermaid
I know... I got goosebumps and all kinds of tingling sensations!
testingonetwothreetesting
goldfisher is so passive aggressive they'll probably reply "K" to your comment
InfinityPesos
@goldfisher is so cold he'd put frost on your Coke just by looking at it.
SmokedEel
I would never release that evil on someone.
Berrypickerasfuck
As I read this one, I said softly, "Man, what a dick."
iconfesstonothing
Temptation is a part of life. We deal with it.
goldfisher
thank you :')
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
i gave my friend my netflix password this week, and now he's too busy watching supernatural to study.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
He'll be fine as long as he has a GED and a give 'em hell attitude!
sarah
T-shirt page says that the proceeds will go to charity. Throwing the SPCA into the hat. http://imgur.com/SPCA
Yesnomaybeyes
sarah pls, y u let sneaky links be on imgur
sarah
What's sneaky about it?
Yesnomaybeyes
You let clickbait on the Site
YumYumCumShop
Thats so cool. I wish I wasn't broke to afford a $22 shirt. I would totally buy it if I didn't have to spend $ on expensive ass textbooks
theamightylemon
@sarah pls
10thDr
did you up vote this???? i remember seeing last time that you up vote every stay classy... :)
WorriedChimera
Hello Sarah, we haven't spoken, but you should have a nice day.
PhuckStix
DAAAAANG! WHEN DID THIS SITE GET SO SMOOOOOTH
WorriedChimera
Right about the time you got FIIIIINNNNNNE
BCao
Omg I can't EVENNNN
WhimsicalCalamari
our names appear suspiciously similar
WorriedChimera
What a bit of serendipity. No need to be worried
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
People are so willing to confess their secrets. I can't even imagine if someone found out MY secret.
quantumpacket
Hey, I remember you! I always remember to upvote you, not one to face the risk of not doing so.
CChowder
*Looks at Username* Oh My...
NanoSwarmer
Nice secret. My secret is that I'm actually pro-israel
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Screw you guys I'm funny.
DeterPinklage
Hey, you got my upvote.
NaturalNeeks
I, for one, thought it was hilarious
lovinglife
I tee-heed!
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I don't get it.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
My post was downvoted to hell almost immediately after I posted it. I posted this in response. Both posts now have upvotes.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Also, check my username and read my post again.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I don't get it.
PressedRatAndWarthog
No, you're Hitlerious.
PressedRatAndWarthog
Some might even say you're quite a gas.
Imakesandwiches
You're good at baking? It's nothing to be ashamed of.
CaptainJackSbarro
Well, the painting didn't work out, so... new hobby.
renttukessu
Well he has alot of experience with ovens.
CaptainJackSbarro
AAYYOOO
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Damn right I do.
Imakesandwiches
Yes, for tasty, tasty people...I mean pastries!
chemistrydoc
@kylecorn has fangirls like no one on this site. I will personally never forget this confession Kyle. Your asshole is old news now.
WavyGravyForPresident
While you're here, did you find a date to that thing?
keyblader1985
What about TheBOULDER?
DJGnarly
I once stalked chemistrydoc and added him on Facebook.
bipolarmolar
I once stalked DJGnarly and am standing outside his window.
DJGnarly
Checked window, disappointed.
Roverandom117
He wound up in my group chat on Social Savannah, I was so excited I took a screen shot and sent it to my friends.
Yverras
The current Kylecorn isnt even the original though. The original guy from the confession gave his account to the current guy.
itsabandthing
WHAT!? WHY?
FrankBrayman
Never forget.
ImgurFairy
Was gonna do a confession but I'll just say it here: I am one of those fangirls. I totes have a crush on kylecorn I'm not a stalker tho geez
SexSponge
We all start somewhere, give it time and you too can be a stalker one day.
icomehereforthecomments
Beware, there are no early warnings. It's a sudden onset illness.
orbitn
Fanboys, too...
xiphiasgladius
@genghiscorn
BrownMamba20
What was his post?
FaxCelestis
And @kylecorn was never happier to hear a thing.
Armored0Titan0
He made a confession about sticking his finger up his ass in his sleep, and said that it would die in usersub so he didn't have to worry.
BrownMamba20
Thank you
awkwardcatlady
Damn it. I looked him up on Twitter just now and I am definitely attracted to him as well.
Momof2needsabreak
Are you saying you don't have fan girls? Because I don't believe that.
chemistrydoc
strumfooligan
+1 for perfect response gif.
tangybreath
I find Obama unbelievably attractive in the gif.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Is it the seductive lip bite?
IMadeThisOnlySoICouldUpvote
@chemistrydoc
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
Sweet, I'm the only one! #1 @CHEMISTRYDOC FAN GIRL 4 LYFE!
chemistrydoc
OakTree21
never said anything about being a girl haha
Stark23
I see your username, and I respectively disagree with it.
StarkTheWhite
I see your username, I see it.
icomehereforthecomments
I'm 25 and I'm female.
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kalvdasker
People are downvoting. Upvoting so kylecorn can play with your pooper instead.
icomehereforthecomments
You're the real hero
IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt
Me, checking if there are any pictures proving @thefatsuit is a female, hoping there are pics of boobs:
pricklypearanoid
I hope your inboxes are prepared
TokenAtheist
As well as her outbox.
icomehereforthecomments
*rimshot*
chemistrydoc
MyxlPlyxl
There it is.
IAmMoonMoonhearmederp
Make the lighters have little flame upvotes! SOMEONE PLEASE?
DyneGrey
So, for us casuals... what was Kylecorn's confession?
tjthunder
"When I have wet dreams about fingering a girl, I wake up and my finger smells like poop" -@kylecorn
dakstastic
He confessed to sticking his fingers up his butt. I think he was dreaming about a girl and woke up with turds on his fingers and alone...
dakstastic
I think. I may be mixing up that last part from some other confession. The self butthole fingering is accurate though.
Rolli13
Yeah, it was Once Upon a Dream, and a rude awakening
DatMormon
Photogenic military dude, tho
nobodyblindedme
those… eyebrows…
YumYumGoldfish
I need a link for science
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Being a female soldier, the fact that he's not an asshole along with those two other things is what is most surprising/attractive.
FvcktangularBondulance
I also consider nice and attractive people attractive.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I just meant most of the guys I work with/have known/are in my unit are attractive soldiers, but most were also dicks.
mandapanda1125
I grew up in a military town. Because of that I have an aversion for men in uniform, unfortunately.
bumpadumpp
I'm the complete opposite. Grew up with the military and so love all in uniform :D
icomehereforthecomments
Right there with you
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
It's really only the young enlisted that tend to be really unruly and/or dickish.
chemistrydoc
We have that in common although I was Navy. If there was a fight...we would give the Marines a ride to the action.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Why does the navy bring marines on their ships? Sheep would be too obvious.
CableAHVB
That's funny, as a guy who just got out of the Navy, I went into it with them, and other sailors.
icomehereforthecomments
Hi, have we met?
eubtube
I'm sure you did, Sailor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DoctorGoldfish
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment - O_o it all makes sense now
AxNinjaX
( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)
icomehereforthecomments
Isn't he dreamy?
ichhablafrenchiefrench
All in favor of shipping kylecorn and thefatsuit?
MarkBonneaux
... what would the ship name be though? @thekylesuit? @thecornsuit? @thefatcorn? or what?
Elaboratefool
So.. Where could I find a picture?
chemistrydoc
Geekyre
Omg I love me some Tyler Breeze
icomehereforthecomments
I didn't know I needed this. From the bottom of my heart, which belongs to @kylecorn, I thank you.
chemistrydoc