MY reaction to how good the new John Wick was

Feb 13, 2017 5:15 AM

The beard hides the facelift scars

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I was very grateful that I still have knees after watching that movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All credit to Keanu's dedication and the production. I just can't get over the high number of assassins per capita in this world :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me the catalyst for the action isn't someone killing his dog AGAIN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The underground scene just reminded me how much I hate Destiny hunters sight the 4th horseman shotgun.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Saw it anyone else in New Jersey who saw it Saturday?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm happy to see famous men with the patchy looking beard too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First time I can say that the second is better than the first.

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http://imgur.com/DqfK6uK

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this

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Plain and simple: people LOVE Keanu. Because of his talent, his career, his personality, ect... Me too. But the Wick movies are a 5,5/10

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

@wilyllamatrio

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A FUCKING PENCIL

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gave you a stroke?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sure gave me a stroke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A big screw you from Australia where it won't come out until april 20th. Film companies wonder why piracy is sp rabid here.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wut? In Europe it won't come out 'til March 16th, but I thought in the commonwealth countries the date would be pretty much the same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Oz on a work visa. This saddens me; the first movie was badass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, they know why. They finally had to start immediate or early releasing the films in China. Reason they haven't done anything (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

about it yet is because they still feel there's a way to make the laws more favorable to them. That's why they gave up in China. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

her eyelid doesn't go back up after she winks, why

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poor (weathy) thing is probably run so ragged on the hype train she's exhausted! I bet her eyes hoped for sleep.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Man you fuckers are hyping it up too much. I'm gonna expect some epic shit and it's not going to live up to the hype and I'll hate you all

9 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 15

I heard it wasn't that good from my roommate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fight scenes were truly great, but the first movie had a nice rounded arc of a story, simple as it was. The second one not so much...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first one was so uninteresting, I can't believe anyone is excited about the second one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

im with you on this buddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The filmed a gunfight in a house of mirrors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked it, he's a badass and kills the shit out of everyone realistically, but it wasn't the greatest movie I've ever seen

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I saw it the night it was released, shit is tight, and IMO the action scenes are much smoother

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The filmed a gunfight in a house of mirrors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People did that with the first one too though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair if you don't hate everyone now, a movie review shouldn't be that last straw

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha that is a good point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you only have yourself to blame.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be seeing you steev

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From a realistic standpoint, it's a good film, I would say only slightly worse than the first. Overall a good, satisfactory action romp.

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From a realistic standpoint, it's a good film, I would say only slightly worse than the first. Overall a good, satisfactory action romp.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you liked the first one then you will like this one. Simple as that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From a realistic standpoint, it's a good film, I would say only slightly worse than the first. Overall a good, satisfactory action romp.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw it Friday. Loved it. But I loved the first one so yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I out off watching the first one for so long. Thought it would be cheesy. Shocked how good it was.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just saw the movie and it was shit and you should feel like shit if you watch it. (Does this negative fake review help any?)

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

Thanks man!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You've been on Imgur since 2014. Do you not already hate us all?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You raise an excellent point

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's how the John Wick movies portrays realistic gunplay and hand-to-hand combat instead of the regular action choreography that does it.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Also, some excellent long cut action sequences. Really well done. Almost unheard in American action movies at this point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other than the 2 times his left knee gets hit full on by a car and he's kicking people seconds later it's pretty realistic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both times he sees the car coming just in time to prepare. It's quite possible to catch that hit. Will still hurt like a motherfucker though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh I see a car coming I'm not gonna continue walking, let alone let it hit &throw me a few feet TWICE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he kills over 70 people using his three gun skills, a combat troodon and a fucking pencil! WHO does that>

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

A true don.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A PHOOKING PENCIL!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He kills over 120 people in total. In the first one he kills around 70 or so. Upping dat bodycount.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoot em up. Watch it if you like john wick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jason Bourne?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to say Statham.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck troodons man, it put me to sleep for 10mins

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#fucktroodons

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ark joke, nice hate those fuckers. Love that knife

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Riddick.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Riddick aint got shit on the boogeyman.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well thanks for the fucking spoilers instead then.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

"Main character in action movie kills many people", what a spoiler! If you couldn't figure that one out, then, wow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WITH A PENCIL! That would have been a lovely surprise, like with the Joker, it's the specifics that spoil it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least he didn't tell you about the dog...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

:( how could they do that

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