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Dec 29, 2016 11:46 PM
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Entact
I don't think anyone can hear him now.
combatwombat0
Did he... Sprint there?
terrvalentmoss26
Post hoc ergo propter hoc?
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Verizon is dicks and they deserved it.
mmmhmmmhmmm
Classic Butterfly Effect
shotgunlc
Yeah fuck that guy, kind of.
DarkBusterBaron
I thought it was because of harambe killing gorillas is clearly really bad luck.
ImWrong
*kills celebrity* "Can you hear me now?....Good!"
ThatGuyYouMetOnTheBus
Good ol Sal "Sorry" Vulcano
jweenypwee
The actual correlation has more to do with destroying your body with drugs and alcohol most of your life. Still very sad.
HeyDontBeADick
Aren't they the same company? Or at least Verizon uses Sprint towers?
thewhitestguyhere
Not even close
dolphindreamsandsatan
Salty Sal!!
Sadida70
*Sassy
ZachPutland
It's amazing how he only said the same sentence on repeat previously, but he's 100x more annoying now
BennyGaga
OMG! I LOVE THOSE PANTS!!!!!!
ThatJerkYouKnow
TINNAAA OMG THOSE PAAAANTS
ThrowingaGardenPartybyJamesTrickington
THOSE ONES ARE MY FAVORITE
clutchthepearls
Bunch of dead celebrities...is that the 1% difference he keeps going on about?
javiddones
Verizon you don fucked up. I was surprised Verizon didn't have a NCC for someone like him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jrpigman
For real, if you're gonna make him the "Verizon guy" you damn well better own that property
hgghu8888
Impractical jokers is the shit. I like que better than jacrispy
noforeplay
I can't stand Joe, and Sal is terrible at improv. But Murr and Q are funny as shit
ArielFromTheLittleMermaid
My fav is Joe
sheptar
Murr became my favorite in the episode where he crawls under the guy's chair on the cruise ship and gets stuck.
fatladysings
Yes! One of my favorite Murr moments.
DasWaggle
If you like Q you should listen to the Tell 'Em Steve Dave podcast.
ChesterCopperpots
Dot
Porecomesis
Perhaps he mistakenly thought he could run from his crimes.
mann0311
Can you explain this for a friend...
Porecomesis
Sprint = running away. 'tis wordplay.
OliverClothesoff70
I thought you had him confused with Jared from Subway for a moment.
paddypaddypukepuke
Not sure if there's a correlation but it did strike me as kind of a dick move, even for advertising.
GingerMuscles
I'm sure he had some sort of non-compete clause in his original contract. The dude is just trying to make a living.
bogus1983
He's so smarmy in the new commercials which is funny because his entire pitch line is "my new employer is almost as good as the old one!"
Corrodias
He's an employee moving from one employer to another. How is that "dick move"? Verizon isn't a family; it's a corporation.
FlatPlutoSociety
Dick move? Yes. Hilarious dick move? Definitely yes.
Manaslu
Nah its perfectly fine, if you dont want someone working with someone else you make them sign a contract. You dont renew it and theyre now
Manaslu
Fair game
IvnWng
How is that a dick move? His contract ended and he choose another career path, right? Tho tbf I don't know the details so pls enlighten me
OneTwoThreeFourCanIHaveALittleMoreFiveSixSevenEightNineTen
Tbf?
username063
To be fair
biggestred
Tiger butt fucked
ImTheOriginalSam
Tongue blasting faggots
FredaFelcher
To be Frank (Caliendo)
SloppyJimbo
Ten barometric fornicators.
tossabeertoyourwitcher
to be fair