I totally didn't just steal this from one of the many random dumps all over Imgur and think "this deserves to be seen as it's own awesome post"

Dec 6, 2016 2:03 AM

malbec

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That pasta is under cooked i bet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Italian grandmothers rolling over in their graves.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Drone slap da queef

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Stoned apple treat

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Pinterest!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Food...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But how good is that last one really going to be...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I currently have only about 4 slices of bread in my kitchen. This post is making me cry.

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Have to try wiener and noodle combination for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would really enjoy this dump more if it was in the form of a very speedy video with unclear directions in the subtitles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First they take the dinglebop and then they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmmm, bread and cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's like someone told America about fine food and they went "yeah I can make that. No don't bother sending any pics"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mhmm weiner water soup

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once made the last one, it was good

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I hate it. Get it away.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bone App the teef

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you think I'm not gonna make this tomorrow, you're right. I'm lazy as balls.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That first one is so depressing, it screams. " im on a college budget and this is all i can afford"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did this for my nephews once. They fucking loves it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You know what sounds delicious? How about some hot dog water flavored noodles?" - Nobody...ever.

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

Dogs think this I'm sure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You don't know many 7 year olds, do you?

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Melt butter and garlic salt, drizzle it over the hot dogs. Its probably not even the worst thing any of us have put in our mouths

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've made it (didn't stab the spaghetti all the way through though). We call them "blondes" :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT! That's the only way to cook Kraft dinner after you've made the hot dogs to go with it!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you be my personal chef?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sure! Just make sure you have a defibrillator handy...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Remove the core on the blooming onion before cooking, not after. It doesn't ever cook through. Also cook it upside down for the majority...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of the time to get crispy petals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow that's a great idea with the hot dogs and pasta

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Takes forever to prepare...

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The pasta inside of the hot dogs is still hard when everything else is cooked. 0/10

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not what happened to me

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Worked well for me too.. the kids that we were around loved them... when in reality I made them for me :/ they were awesome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You probably a protestant who cooks their pasta into wallpaper paste anyway

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Tell me and I'll harm them for you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who hurt you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That asshole Martin Luther :(

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