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Nov 20, 2019 10:06 AM
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SunnySarah20
#14 we’ll just keep Amazon, Microsoft, Starbucks, the only rainforest in the continental US, & Jones SODA then...
RickterDeathBeard
So just to make this clear, for people in Georgia you’d be hard pressed to find people who call all soda coke.
finninthejakesuit
ProfCumAlot
streetfightingeasterbunny
I live in the northeast, and I intentionally say carbonated beverage. You’re not the boss of me.
MemefoWars
#8 photo much much older than the caption. But well, who cares anyways tbh, well, except me obviously
fuckiloveboobsthough
#3 the fact that he was trained by a rat makes it even fascinatingier
Zarzhar
#15 An apple.
Markamanic
So I haven seen any Rise of skywalker trailers. Are they just doing shit for the 'woah factor'? Cause thatll be a shit movie.
Schroedinger85
I think the greenish marked states though of some export product from the south .. not the drink
UrbanNorthern
#3 please don't forget the gigantic bowling ball that is rolled back and forth across the floor at 2am
trueunpopularopinions
And the wall consisting entirely of nails that gets new additions every Saturday and Sunday morning
LyraTheLycan
For too long I was like "why are you Anna Kendrick's boobs?"
GeneralWho
CountDyscalculia
Anna Kendrick is dreamy. There.....I said it!
GeneralWho
Leafus
Isn't the guy handing sword meme backwards?
MoistlyFlaccid
Coin push guy isn't so clever. Those machines have a flap that closes when nudged.
meowarina
Yeah, live in Illinois, we call it soda.
SirNonsense001
For me, the Apple product I could buy would be an apple ?
whooptydoo
You can afford an apple? Stop bragging rich motherfucker
SirNonsense001
WenzelDashington
Wednesday is harder to spell than february
Nocan
Shouldn't #10 be the other way round?
Holgerson
Why would you need a valet guy at the office car park?
imgal76
Doctors
Justinicus
Because it was cheaper to pay a dude than to use viable real estate for accessible parking.
CruisinforaSusan
Who knows, but I think the parking by color makes good sense. If someone loses their ticket, it'll be easier for the valet to find the car
whooptydoo
And it looks nice
Darkfirenova
Lol I’m in one of two Colorado counties that call is soda, I’ve only ever hear is called pop in the east, but Texas is insane.
CyberAkuma
#8 Hey Valet, can you park my car please?
dolphindreamsandsatan
Narrator: And his brain exploded that day...
Spybread
#8 isnt a valet guy. It's a Swiss artist that makes art by aranging stuff in order. He also did that with guests at a pool.
DeviIsAdvocate
Seems kinda racist to separate people by color /joke
UncleIrohnman
DeXTeRCsbd
im with u
Peachezz
I'm female and I think it's supposed to be me in that picture instead.
DrizztLink
That Soda/Pop/Coke map is wrong. All of New Mexico says Coke. Source: twenty-nine years in this place hearing that shit.
hencethequeef
A lot of those maps are outdated, as those lines are blurring with more virtual interactions and transplants.
DrizztLink
I'm talking about from clear back in the Nineties.
DrizztLink
Not a single fucking one of us says Pop.
hightechredneck06
I had friends from OK that called it pop growing up. TX is definitely Coke tho, and family in New England says soda
GWXerxes
Not a single native person in Florida says Coke. It's Soda
BillyBurnesMcGurne
THANK YOU!
Brucecori2
Same for Georgia. Never heard that there either and lived there all my life.
FIRExPYRO
#9 Does anybody know what that's from.
MisterAssHat
. For a friend.
ColdWetAnimalNoses
Starbucks
MachineKit
The end of the fxxxcking world season 2. Netflix show. It's brilliant.
Robvp
Man they had me in awe near the end, I couldn’t believe what was happening
FIRExPYRO
Thank you I knew she looked familiar, only got halfway through the first season so that's probably why it didn't click that it was her.
Hutchy01
I can't think of any sane decent reason to put a 23 year lock on a phone that I'm sure Apple would claim they can't undo.
youeventhriftbro
It used to be a glitch that would happen in some apple products a long time ago. My brother got a 19 year lock once on his ipod touch
amop
Saws ‘invalid SIM’ i bet they just wanted to see how long it’d lock for
pandaboo
Someone obviously set the system clock back for it to show that. I think it only locks for up to an hour.
Justinicus
How do you set the clock while it's locked?
vezlys
You must have little need for the phone and a lot of patience. I gave up before it even hit an hour. It got so bad (I got so desperate 1/2
vezlys
and crazy because my phone is apparently life, I learnt that day), that even my friend's colleague, whom I've never met, was pitching 2/3
vezlys
in with ideas of how to figure out my password. I eventually had to do a factory reset. 3/3
EverythingWasTakenBySomeBastard
I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s a wallpaper. I could be easily overturned if there was video
CrocAMileInMyShoes
When I got a new phone, I locked my old 3GS up for 4 years lol you just have to plug it into iTunes on s laptop and log in to fix it
CarnivorousRabbit
It increases if you fuck it up when the timer goes out. Source: A friend of mine got a classmate's phone locked for 24 hours.
CarnivorousRabbit
Or at least it used to. No idea now.
Nincompoet
I locked myself permanently out of my iPad. (Forgot password) has to factory reset. Super annoying.
RelartOfGivia
#8
RedLemonSlice
Thank you! Somebody had to say it
KinkoTheGoblin
Picture might be bad, looks like yellower lime green to me so it might not be a mistake
wintermute93
In my head that's the work of valet guy #2, whose sole joy in life at the office is fucking with valet guy #1.
thedarkcanuck
The valet Jim to valet Dwight
WhatsGoingOnUpstairs
MegaDeuce
After intense analysis, all those cars are green, but most of them are dark green so they look black in this picture.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Erm, speaking of a little O.C.D. ...
thearcheopteryx
yes
Mattto
It seems like the top is green and the bottom is yellow, and the circled car is a sort of lime green.
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Blellow
Acronymicon
The one in the center of the back row doesn’t move. Can’t get the keys?
theguywiththevoice
Naw, he was the only one already in the right place.
harrison100012
I reckon he spent hours deciding if that was in the right place
cometschan
KKdTV
hahaha
mischivousmic
because goose-turd, despite being rather yellowish, is considered a shade of green. For real, it's a color, look it up.
mischivousmic
When i was a kid my mom was in The Royal Renaissance Singers in Phx AZ, her dress was Goose Turd Green
mischivousmic
https://www.sporcle.com/blog/2017/11/12-odd-color-names-youve-probably-never-heard-of/
mischivousmic
https://imgur.com/hFVSTmc mom in center
theguywiththevoice
I'm glad it wasn't just me.
whooptydoo
I want to downvote this so hard, i hate that its so close to perfect whyd you have to ruin it
Paladium
Because he is Satan, that's why
ShiftingPattern
If it helps this whole thing was "art" and not the work of a valet in the first place...
whooptydoo
That does help
bkmilw2957
Soda map wrong AF.
jethroismaxbaer5772
I still say soda water.
TheRadicalizedYouth
No one in Illinois calls it pop
Peachezz
I think the caption is kinda true on a level of humor not accuracy. I'm in Cali and I call coke, coke& say Soda when being general of soda
ArmedandOverclocked
was good enough for me. Even though its called soda my gf calls it pop. So i had to send it to her
f1oof
Coke Map*
AbsoluteVirtue
New Mexico is firmly coke territory
SirTiddlywink
No one in Indianapolis calls it pop either. I’m originally from Northern IN and everyone does up there though. So idk
JordyDeath
Totally agree. No one in Wisconsin calls it pop.
shilper
Agreed no one calls it pop in Virginia
xRocketman52x
Dude's wrong about what places matter.
VesselOfHate
Only because Florida is a swing state.
Peachezz
Then we have Texas and Georgia which are extremely fucked up states. Alabama too basically.
mahakalabhairava
floridians say 'soda', anyone that says anything different is a tourist.
Ebo352
Yeah, it's really only the Midwest that calls it pop...good way to know who's from the real Midwest
meowarina
Yeah no. I’m from Illinois near St Louis, we call it soda. Never heard anyone call it pop.
HippieNotHipster
Everyone in New Mexico calls it a Coke. In fact everything’s a coke. We have Dr Pepper Coke, Fanta Coke, Coke Coke
Brucecori2
I've never heard anyone in the south call it coke unless talking specifically about coca cola. Everyone says soda. Coke IS popular though.
bananahamok
I have. A coke please. “Which type? We have coke, sprite...”
Brucecori2
Just saying I've lived in Georgia my whole life both in Atlanta and small-town and if I said "coke" they know I mean coke.
bananahamok
I’ve been all over Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama, Florida, etc. and I got it a lot. Not ubiquitous, of course, but very common.
Bradbarian
This. Definitely this. +1
nero4ty2
fairly accurate in my experience, there will obviously some variations as more people move and interact, but it's not bad
SmashingBrickCastration
In michigan I've called it all of the above personally and have heard all of the above.
Soldr4hire
I call it a soft drink. Or just call it what it is.
SmashingBrickCastration
Neyith
TheSmoothSayer
Yeah, in Florida, we call it soda,too. I think that’s mostly from the northern people here because just calling it “coke”is a southern thing
isthistheirownbrandofsunglasses
Heard ot called coke in indiana
freshthrowaway1138
I think everyone south of Orlando calls it soda.
hwatL4bloopy
Yeah the coke thing seems wrong. As a person living in MS for years. I said cola , pop, or soda...
RickterDeathBeard
I live in Georgia I’ve never heard all sodas referred to as coke.
Brucecori2
Same.
TK421isAFK
Only people I've met that say "Pop" were from Florida, and it usually meant "Pepsi". They have Coke and Pop.
JimStansel
HuskyRein
I live in Seattle and no one here calls it POP.
NeeeahSquidward
Most people do outside the Seattle metro
whatdoyouthinkthinkaboutitjustthink
Agreed...lived in the Portland/Vancouver area and most everyone called it pop there.
Kamishiro
Lived in Washington most of my life. Never heard anyone call it anything other than soda until I left the state.
FlyingScot
I’ve lived in Houston, Austin and DFW, this is most definitely a “soda” state. You only ask for a coke if you specifically want a Coca Cola.
Bradbarian
This is interesting, and I'm not saying you're wrong, but I would def call it a Coke state and I've lived all over Texas my entire life.
Dragonfury5
Yes Dallas here, I say soda also unless I want a Coke, i.e. Coca Cola. Never met someone who says Coke as a general term.
Bradbarian
Denton here, Dallas native. I definitely use Coke as a general term & most people I know do, but others say soda. Pop is just ludicrous tho.
Dragonfury5
Agreed.
Bradbarian
JeanieGoldWeddingPlanner
Yeah for sure. No one in Wisconsin says pop...
kindpanda
Yes they do
JeanieGoldWeddingPlanner
Maybe up north but not in Milwaukee...
DonteHaversham
Got family in MKE calling it pop, or sodapop. Soda is more common, but you'll find outliers.
JeanieGoldWeddingPlanner
Oh ok to each their own
ConstantReader
Central(ish) here. Only ever heard it as soda.
kindpanda
I'm by eau Claire and grew up near the twin cities. Pop in both places
ConstantReader
I lived in Menomonie for five years and teased my housemates for calling it Pop. Guess I was the only Sconnie in the house.....
ShmeeJones
No one in Colorado calls it pop.
Lovenkraft
One of my best friends, from Denver, calls it pop. No true Scotsman.
SqueezitTheClown
Also, in some places it’s “Cold drinks”
ArcSabrael
Came here for this. No one from Colorado calls it pop. Lived here for 25 years.
LoveTheShiningWire
I call it pop. I live in Colorado.
PersonalityFire
https://imgur.com/yDeWLZM
ShmeeJones
No one *from Colorado
LoveTheShiningWire
I actually call it Soda Pop now that I think of it. What am I *cries*
nero4ty2
They used to, when i moved there late 90s it was more pop than soda, more people moving in changed it around
StandAgainstTyranny
Damn Californians! *shakes fist at Colorado's skyrocketing costs of living*
nero4ty2
is it the californians now? back in my day it was all texans moving in and wearing jeans and cowboy hats while skiing badly
2manyfavorites
Texas has the problem of all the California people moving here so we're trying to leave to get away from them
chainmaille
Here's one done at a county level https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2012-11-09-Screenshot20121109at3.05.00PM.png
yerst
This seems much more accurate, I was in the pop zone but I live in a Coke county.
EpitomeofMediocre
I live in what's supposed to be "coke" country but I've never heard someone call it that here.
Kamishiro
Lived in Washington for 21 years and never heard it called pop once. WA is a soda state.
chainmaille
Checking another poll map, seems like there's a weak divide between east and west
Kamishiro
Eastern Washington is a lawless wasteland. I'm surprised they don't call it all Pepsi or some other goofy BS.