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TagAlongMan
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I could kill you, I don’t need pon farr.
jimfo
I remember Worf as being useless af at security. I don't remember him stopping anyone.
iamthecomet
I'm not even at trekkie and this made me laugh.
SimpleJack35
StinkerKell
ThreeLineRifle
JediDavid
laboon
Mek'leth > Bat'leth
starlord56
I agree, lets have a dual I'll use a Bat'leth
Luxomancer
starlord56
Nice from star trek klingon the game
TheNuclearRabbit
If you all haven't heard "The Worf Song," I recommend you try it.
starlord56
PLease tell me what the sauce is? For my groat cakes
Corndoctor2017
Endocrom
digitalizard
Never trust a Klingon fart.
Endocrom
"Klingons never do anything small"
Diplocrap
I could teach you, but we'd have to spar.
ShaggaLikesAxes1
VictusVonGuyver
Yet, Worf still cannot pull off a sexy dress like someone else...
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NorthernWeirdo
AwkwardKeming
I could teach you, but we'd have to spar.
KaladasCRZY
Miyamotofan
Did worf ever win a fight?
DrColdWolf
yep alot when he was in a jem'hadar prison he fought jem'hadar soldier without giving up
starlord56
And defeated the romulan prison without fighting. He also beat the borg with a sword
Keairan
I always look at Bat'leth and think to myself "Man that's such a garbage weapon." Just looks like your average sword would outperform it.
LarvaLamp
It looks like you'd end up hurting yourself with it.
starlord56
Its based off a real world weapon. But also we have used in world wars terrible weapons that sucked and were garbage
Keairan
The real world basis was a Chinese polearm. IE, a weapon that wouldn't stick you with no reach and terrible grips.
starlord56
Some of the single handed weapons remind me of what the different Indian states used.
Keairan
The Mek'leth just needs a better grip and it's golden. It has a guard and has a striking surface that actually works for a humanoid.
PactainCicard
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Mirab, with sails unfurled. Shaka, when the walls all fell.
finnsto
Roughly translates to "goodbye, suckers!"
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
I liked that episode
justarocknroller
Temba! His arms wide!
GdebMueller
Darmok and Jellahd at Tenagra (sic)
starlord56
Darmok when the walls fell
jamison01
Janeway, her bun unfurled!
HerMajestysSecretButthole
7 of 9, with the boobs.
HeadJamistan
Harry Kim, exploding from virginity.
AukyOH
This is not that funny but fuck me if I cant stop laughing at this like a goon. Help.
KeyMasterVinzClortho
YouTubeRed
Sound on for the glory of your house
Pokegeologist
Hear, Sons of Khaless! https://youtu.be/nNTVzwjEyb4
dualplains
I'd teach you, for a bottle of Kanar
finnsto
Kanar is literally Karo corn syrup with food coloring.
Endocrom
Get that Cardassian syrup shit out of my face, in here we drink blood wine!
wherethehorriblethingsare
Endocrom
So silly looking, they should have just had some explosion and said shrapnel destroyed his spine instead of that empty barrel.
starlord56
Well simple on the work injuries like this happen. I've seen something like this happen and almost kill a guy
spiderbutt0
THAT BARREL HAS NO HONOR
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
starlord56
That jump to save and defend is on point
StewedTomaters
Worf is the most physically awkward of anyone on that show.
TheSpanish1nquisition
You try looking good in pyjamas and wielding a remote control when you're born to wear armour and wield bat'leths and disruptors.
mattbl
starlord56
But one of the most awesome
WyldStallynsRule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LnwLn9vnKo
Brhino
Except that Worf always gets beat up! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect
evilgriff
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aleister94
Yeah cuz he fearlessly attacks all the super powered cosmic entities that attack the ship like a badass
nickwinters
Now that I think about it... Remember how Thanos beat up Hulk in the first scene of Infinity War?
DisgruntledFerret
It's not how many times you get knocked down, it's how many times you get back up.
AntRam95
Not during field sobriety test
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Worf’s a jabroni.
Okebel
Here an explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnNRE724HE
AntRam95
And he never gives up, he never surrenders, he keeps fighting for as long as he can, and that’s what makes him a great warrior
Zaayl
He surrendered immediately after being bested by a barrel. The entire episode was about him wanting to commit ritual suicide.
AntRam95
He didn’t surrender when he spent days getting his ass beat in by Jem’Hadar soldiers while he was captive, or when his pregnant wife died
RedDwarfIV
It did break his spine.
starlord56
Or the episode where he beat all the prison guards in the prison he was in. Twice TNG and in DS9
supraman2turbo
Well the Klingons are a terrible warrior race, their weapons are impractical as sin, their only answer to anything is just violence
starlord56
We only see some in common show use, they have many weapons. THe human race has had tons of impractical weapons and we used them in WW1/2
supraman2turbo
Just saying the bat'leth is defeated by pretty much any sword for the middle ages
starlord56
Depends on a few factors is it good quality steel? I do see the chance it could break a blade if used well or disarm a conventional sword
supraman2turbo
You are overthinking it, just from a design and combat performance perspective the Bat'leth is a shit weapon
starlord56
Unless its a claymore because the scots are just Klingons who drink more
Oggerschummer
AntRam95
labyrinthconvention
Holy shit I just figured out dax is a symbol of sexual divergence
DeusExSpockina
Huh?
AntRam95
The symbiont part has had many host some male some female
JulianneNR
I also say huh?
dawgsRmylife
I also say huh?
AntRam95
The symbiont part has had many host some male some female
JulianneNR
I also say huh?
AntRam95
It’s canon
tangent
People who knew her as a man accepted her without hesitation as a woman.
JarJarDrinks
Anything is better than Yar.
MutantTurd
Best thing she did was sleep with Data in the second episode, The Naked Now.
TrikStari
I clapped when she died. Good riddance.
labyrinthconvention
Was she bad?
Endocrom
She was written poorly and wasn't given anything to do, so the actress opted to leave.
PotooGeatAndWise
The writing during the first two seasons was crap. It's a small miracle the show made it to season 3. Her and Wesly were both poorly written
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Fucking Wesly: "Hey guys there's something wrong with-" "Shut up Wesley! We're trying to figure out what's going on!" Every fucking episode.