Facebook showed me this memory from six years ago.

May 16, 2017 1:54 AM

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Grandma: 1915-2011
Mom: 1948-2012
The Dog: 1996-2011
I miss all three of you so much.
Mother's Day has been empty for years. For extra fun, tomorrow would be mom's birthday!

Anyway, someone asked me for funny memories: there was the time Mom lost her car keys in the freezer, or when Grandma scared off two muggers when she was over seventy, or that time the dog ate an entire bag of corn meal and ran around the house expelling cheerio-smelling farts with visible dust clouds.

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Okay, here, let me share a little about all of them:

Grandma: She was born in Puerto Rico, and left her family behind to attend college in the US. Completely on her own, this woman graduated in the 1920s/30s, when women weren't supposed to do such things. Her first husband died in a hunting accident, but her second marriage lasted - and she never remarried after Grandpa died. Grandma was independent, living in an apartment in, I kid you not, the building next to the NY Natural History museum. She was tough, spunky, but always knew correct etiquette, and spoke in a flaless transatlantic accent (there was no sign of her hispanic heritage in her accent, though she could slip into Spanish easily if needed). I took care of her in her last few years, when dementia took hold - that's the state she was in during this picture.

Mom: Mom was amazing. The kindest, sweetest person on the planet - before meeting her, my Dad was Scrooge. After meeting her, he became Scrooge at the End of the Novel. To this day, whenever mother's day comes around, legions of peopel whos elives she touched post on mine or my sister's Facebook about her. She passed away in a scuba diving accident on her and Dad's 40th wedding anniversary. Dad is currently retired in Las Vegas, with his kid sister living with him - he's doing much better now, and I check in with him often (dad is a fantastic person).

Scotty - a spunky li'l Bichon Frise, we had Scotty for fifteen years before cancer and old age took him. He was incredibly friendly with people and other dogs, extremely affectionate (if you visited, he would snuggle in your lap), and the most accomplished food thief ever. This guy knew how to unzip suitcases, how to fool you with a distraction, and how to pull out drawers to climb onto the counter. NO FOOD WAS SAFE!

I posted all of this because I got the FB update while at work, and needed a moment of catharsis. I work in caregiving now... which is interesting, considering that I took care of Grandma.

Jesus... That's tough.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Facebook is getting pretty darn annoying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry @op at least grandma didn't have to lose mom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ugh fuck man. s/o lost his mother and grandmother 2 yrs apart way too early. fucking sucks. hurts me too. sorry for ur loss OP :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck the haters. Sorry for your loss

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

well damn

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

My sincerest condolences ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The visible dust clouds! +1 i try to make it a habit to clearly picture a happy moment after a sad one attacks. Hugs & good vibes to you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lot of tragedy in 2 years. Sorry @OP

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are great stories. But seriously fuck you Facebook

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ima avoid scuba diving... doesnt seem worth it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

literally thinking after reading the title "everyone in this image is dead" an I thought for 1 second, I might be wrong :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a lighter note, I read that at first as grandma eating the bag of corn meal and had myself a good laugh

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Sssshhhhhhhiiiiiitttttttttttt...... sorry bro

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife passed 12-24-2015. Facebook has been a minefield.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel your pain... Hope you feel better soon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg, tell me about all of them. Those memories seem like the best!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grandma was a tough, intelligent young woman from Puerto Rico who worked her way through college in the 1920s/30s. She was AMAZING

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She lived in the building next to the NY Natural History Museum, too. I took care of her in her last few years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mom was genuinely hilarious, incredibly kindhearted, and singlehandedly turned my dad from Scoorge to Scrooge at the End of the Book.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that dog, Scotty, made peopel who "hate small dogs" love him. Hah!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, to be honest, the happy memories are great, and it's just around this time of year when I get a little melancholy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you share a funny story about one of them?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Well, there was the time my mom lost her car keys in the freezer.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

That's pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You could say it was a... cold case

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

The best part was, she went looking for those keys for HOURS. And my Dad just casually went, "Honey, have you looked in the freezer?"

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He guessed it perfectly.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He *hid them* perfectly.

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