ThePinkElephand
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Admit it, we all have lied like that
Oct 30, 2021 7:57 PM
ThePinkElephand
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Admit it, we all have lied like that
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Mine lived in Canada.
ConnectToReality
I once dated a girl living in Mexico. The one in U.S. from Mexico. Now I'm married to one born in the U.S. that grew up in Mexico.
BlueDsc
One of the funniest things in my life is that years ago, my brother legitimately had a girlfriend who lived in Canada. She was cool.
eruditic
...in Canada
Mattzahball
Just yesterday I brought up Danny Phantom and had to look up how it ended, and only realized it was cancelled.
Assholefullofelbows
You wouldn't know her
LincLoud
JeddestMA
When my wife went to college 3 hours away I got a lot of this. We're celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.
MisuseOfLiterally
cant admit to it if it didnt happen. sorry OP
cloel
Never said it, never did it. Did date a chick who was graduated tho as a sophomore B-)
Ryanator50
My girlfriend used to live in another country. so I quit my job and moved to that country.
dmd3eorg
Back in 1995 I literally had a girlfriend who lived in Canada. We saw esch other once a month or so by bus. Nobody believed me for a while.
PhailRaptor
Wait... they made a continuation of Danny Phantom with them being older?
12SecondSpidey
That’s what I’ve been trying to figure out
ichibanchef
My ex-girlfriend was from another town and HS. She ended up being my first wife. Also, my current wife. My only wife.
Cthulhuonabike
tzahtman
For fun look up the guy who created them: Butch Hartman.
RawSugarPackage
But only to get the creepy guys from bugging me about a date. And it worked.
lefthandwizard
I never understood why this would be a lie, I had 3 high schools within a 5 km radius.
Caronaviruswithlime
The school is in Canada
SirJamesMonster42
https://youtu.be/4yj0vFq82Rc she's a model and let ves in Canada
SirJamesMonster42
Let ves? Lives, mfing autowreck
thespaceneedle
I never had to lie about that. I knew they wouldn’t believe me anyway
Il1kepuns
You ghosted her?
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
in canada, you wouldnt have heard of it
mifdsam
Is her name Alberta?
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
No! Her name is...Van...Couver. Susan. Susan Vancouver. Yeah that's it, Susan Vancouver.
ImNotReallyADoctor
I dont think its appropriate for a 36 year old man to tell people his girl goes to another high school...
JOKERZwild86
She lives in another town
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Hey, if Degrassi's on the field, play ball amirite? (quote from Happy Endings)
ihavethelowground
Tell that to matt gaetz
onecowboytoo
She got held back a few times.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Unless she's a teacher
ElLurkyLurker
Or Matt Gaetz
Exyr
Mine actually wasn't a lie. We lived 45 miles apart.
Actinarius
Same except I was in grad school two states away while my goth gf finished up college. Now exes but that's show business.
AeonQuasars
Mine neither. We got together at the last year of our final school together. We went to separate schools next year. It didn't last long tbf.
ArchMagos
Mine too. We started dating in middle school, then went to different high schools thanks to weird zoning.
DeamgonDork
Don't worry I believe you.
armedandfriendly
Met my HS girlfriend at work, she actually went to a different school and we dated almost 2 years haha.
ourari
Thanks for making the story plausible for the rest of us.
swedeonamoose
Same, and i actually got to shut up my classmates when her class visited our school, (ours was the only one with a decent library)
brobinson2001
Yes! I was the fat, nerdy kid that landed a hottie during a summer program, & when they visited for FFA everyone was fucking floored.
brobinson2001
PLUS, it turned out half my school knew her cousin bc cuz's dad was a major local farmer, so it was like some Princess Diaries shit for me
69thStPepper
I dated a girl who went to a different school in high school. Did in college for a while, too
Fuckme721
Same here. It was great to become the meme.
69thStPepper
I have never in my life said the words, "you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school"
Fuckme721
If you ever date a teacher, you should. Or if you're still a student and are dating another student, do eet.
TheCaptain00
Her name, Handy Fivedigits.
bogus1983
Rosie Palms.
69thStPepper
Some of us had social lives outside of high school
TheCaptain00
I should hope you keep your meetings with Handy out of school!
NervAssEva
confanity
The irony is that turning off the machine, going out, and meeting real humans is the key to having an actual relationship if you want one.
SimpletonIntp
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Holy fuck, that hurts deep inside.
TheDarkNerd
This is disgusting. Vive wands feel terrible to hold.
zenoshogun
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
I bet Doki Doki Literature Club would be super duper fun played like this
NervAssEva
pretendthisisagoodusername
I often wonder what'll be my breaking point and giving up on trying to find real love and just resign myself to fantasy
LooseSeall
Love is beautiful and great but imo primarily focusing on it is no way to live. There’s so much more to life than romantic love.
pretendthisisagoodusername
Good for you, I have been alone my whole life and only ever known rejection, so fuck this "there's more to life" deflection
LooseSeall
You should prob seek therapy. You seem unbalanced and my comment wasn’t a deflection. You’re not the only one whose experienced pain ya know
LooseSeall
In fact, how about you come back when you’re forced to abort the fetus that’s killing you and your only real relationship explodes because
PerpetuityPhoto
I want this to be a series, but like... at the end of the first episode, he's like "Man, I'm pathetic", but looks on his desk and the -
PerpetuityPhoto
-heart-shaped box is there. Somehow. And then it just goes on for like... 24 episodes of VR bleeding over into the real world.
Goofingoff
Or she was real all along and thoght HE was her AI bf. They meet by chance one day. The dating game was all an elaborate setup and they -
Goofingoff
- live happily ever after
AnarchyHakamada
Or even better: his perceptiveness of reality is skewing so much, he lives in his own VR fantasy that he thinks is 100% real
PerpetuityPhoto
That could be the hook. Is he stuck in VR? Is VR leaking in a Video-Girl-Ai kind of way? Make us question it.
AmachiHitsugi
For real I want VR for this. I don't care if people think it's sad. I want my virtual relationships dammit. (Yes friends too.)
SilentShift
I've been using VRChat to maintain contact with one of my partners while we can't see each other, it helps a lot even if it isn't the same
MeMyselfandyourCat
Same. I wish we had Ai like the ones in scifi movies.
Imustntrunaway
VRChat and a couple of lesser known vr social platforms are closest we get today. You see all kinds on there, and all sorts of things happen
BlueDsc
Honestly, VRChat was where many of my most memorable VR moments happened. I met some really cool and funny people on there.
Dupblanc
I think a VR dominated world like Ready Player One would be a step up from the disconnected world we have today through social media.
CatThatsNoLongerCurious3
… it’s not the world, it’s mostly first world countries and even then U.S. is far worse off socially. Idk why but it is what I’ve seen.
CaptainSomebody
Yeah, I'd be cool with it, as long as it didn't get to the capitalist cyberpunk level it did in the book (books now, I think there's two).
NomDeImguerre
Baron from the Baronies, your Roëmænce Partnær.
mdfitzg90
nice fantasy high refence
NomDeImguerre
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BUK4wBljqdo
SireSteven
https://youtube.com/shorts/-5Y8r6_OKEQ?feature=share