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This hurts.
#True #Lol #Lmao
Nov 17, 2017 5:50 AM
JustBeingMe00
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#True #Lol #Lmao
schlafmade
Mommy needs a daddy?
TupperwareNinja
Ah yes, my childhood
fandsor
I was born on Thanksgiving. I never get to celebrate /my/ day with friends because it always falls too close to the holiday.
hsmith0825j5772
Its sad because parents today are all about themselves, they care nothing for their children!
stupidassjack
I mean I’ve been to a lot of kickass one year old parties
iwonderificanchangemyusernamehmmlookslikeicancool
Thats just fucking sad
AdorableTinyKitties
I stopped having birthday parties at 6. And haven't gotten gifts from my family since I was 5..
RipCrab
I've never had birthday parties with friend at my house
IFixWithPliers
That looks more like it's an adults birthday. The kid just wants some damn cake.
fredhoffman1968
did i do that?
dontmagpie
my birthday is dec 24. i never got a party at all.
geekgoddess1337
I really want to hug that kid. He looks so genuinely bummed.
MaskMan191
My grandpas brother brought a 12 pack of beer in a cooler to my 5th birthday. Parked his ass in the backyard and did nothing but drink.
enygma981
I just turned 19 (drinking age in Canada) and I was made the designated driver on my birthday.
WodenEmrys
Wow. Did you ditch them and go drink elsewhere?
enygma981
Nah you don't ditch your Mom and Grandfather. They did feed me though.
aconsolationprize
Well theres a reason Im 39 now and dont speak a word to any of my family.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
That sounds like a deeply scarred childhood.
parklady
NEVER allowed alcohol at my kids parties
projectmayhem13
Better than no party!
NuggetNinja
My brother, grandmother, sister and I have birthdays near each other. This shit always happened.
Enoan
I had 3 birthdays. 1 with immediate family the actual day of. One with friends the weekend before, and one with more of the family after.
ThaWhiteRanger
My brother and I share a birthday and at everyone of our parties the adults would go to the basement and smoke weed and drink. Now I do it.
hatefulonlytomyself
Why does the woman in the back look like my mom?
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Because your mom was invited to the party
tarmtarzan
Cuz u black cuh
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Because it is her.
breakfastburner
My friend just had a birthday party for his 4 year old son. There was a keg and two guys got in a fight.
fumbduck0
Me and my dad share a birthday, so we'd have 'joint parties' at which I was allowed like 4 pals and he had about 40
Foxtrot0245
My dad and I have the same birthday as well, cheers!
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
That's so lame. Kids have a limited time to have kid parties, whereas adults can have adult parties for the rest of their life. It's selfish
RawrImABear
I was really hoping that "joint" had a double meaning
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Me too. They shared a bit of kush on that day.
Dyslexicbirch
Ive had this only family and parents friends were invited
istealthepixelsfromreposts
For me it was, during the day it was for family, evening neighbours (i could stay up for a bit) and a childrens party on a different date.
Cyanogenesis
That's still incredibly selfish. It's the child's birthDAY. If you don't celebrate it FOR THE KID, you're a selfish parent.
istealthepixelsfromreposts
I don't have any kids, but as a kid i really liked the way my birthday was. What was wrong about my birthday?
Cyanogenesis
Maybe it was different for you, but that's really reminiscent of a lot of "parents" I see around me who care more for themselves.
Camiam85
My birthday is new years eve.. I was always sent to my grandparents so my parents could throw a party without me....
DuineSgith
mine is early Jan, shittiest presents cos everyon's broke after xmas/new year, later in life no one wanted to go partying for the same 1/
DuineSgith
reasons, nowadays i just don't bother 2/2
wescreamforicecream
My mom used to say "it's also a celebration for me, because I gave birth to you."
Ariodante
I never got birthday presents because "raising you is enough!" But whatever
Bigiee4
It's not my birthday, it's the anniversary of the day I met my mom.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Never heard that from my mom, but it definitely sounds like something she'd say. So glad i cut ties
CouchAndTable
That's not cool.
FlamingoKick
I want to hug you right now.
TryForce
I'm sorry bro.
Beezlebubble
Damn, that's rough. I was a mother's day baby, but I was conceived to help with my mom's cervical cancer diagnosis, so we shared the week.
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
Sorry, my son had an outdoor movie party. I can adopt you and we can watch Captain Underpants on the patio with your friends if you want.
HuxleysValve
Jesus I’m glad my moms not the only one who said this
wescreamforicecream
This train of thought also expanded to picking presents: "I'm paying for it, so I'll listen to your request but in the end I decide."
gsmdo
How self-centred and narcissistic do you have to be to reason like that? :o
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
All
AgamemnonsMemes
Ice cold...
km9v
Wow, that's shitty. Sorry to hear that.
JackCreature
I was 16 and was not told that the cake was soaked in Crown Royal. Ended up accidentally drunk and playing cornhole while everyone laughed
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Wow. What kind of asshole soaks a cake in Crown Royal?
JackCreature
Well I didn't say I didn't have fun?
JackCreature
Did I...?
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Ya got a party and cake. There are pictures from one when I was four but the first one I remember was when I was 19 by college friends
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
Are you me? I have a picture from my 3rd birthday. First one I remember was also 19.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Yes me, I am you.
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
Freaky. I've always wanted to meet me.
BIGBOYRN
Story of my youth
wheresthebaby
Youts
BIGBOYRN
Lol..um what's a yout
wheresthebaby
It's from the movie my cousin vinny.
BIGBOYRN
I know..was answering you lime the judge did
wheresthebaby
Ah dammit. I should've gotten that.