The God of Suicide (Meme Painting)

A shooting star dances across a blackened abyss leaving a trail of sparkling Ajax powder in it's midst

It was on this celestial eve that all the Gods were called to a round table counsel by the "First" to discuss a grave matter

As the "First" i'd like to start by reminding you all how bad it's been getting on our "Gaea" as of late, a woman by the name of Kim Kardashian who's filled with Plastic has been corrupting the minds of the Gaeakin as she is helping our foe the "Deceiver" lower the spiritual state of the Gaeakin to that of the beasts that crawl hither to-and-fro on the "Gaea" which means soon we won't be able to syphon power from the "Gaeakin" to power our dimension because there will soon be none left to drain from them and that means the Gaeakin can't be reborn upon death

As the God of Death i propose a new God that'll fix our problem and i know just the God for the job "Mr. Clean" the god of cleaning products

Will you undertake this task?

"My Tide Pods are in the Counsel's service" "And i know who i'm going to give one to first, Danielle Bregoli the Cash me Outside Girl when she falls the corruption will fall with her"

As the "First" i hereby Dub thee Mr. Clean...

"The God of Suicide"

- Snakey P

i know i don't belong here on imgur because literally EVERY single post i've ever posted on imgur has zero thumbs up and 100% negative comments but i just decided to come back to post this artwork and say to everyone who is going to give this post a thumbs down which is everyone on imgur...

Eat a Tide Pod!