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Spotted dick filled with chocolate
source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BZympgBDbas
Want more? https://imgur.com/gallery/LYcZq
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source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BZympgBDbas
Want more? https://imgur.com/gallery/LYcZq
SirBinky
I was expecting spiders to come pouring out or something. Imgur you've ruined me.
yinkum326
hoverman
this is genuinely disgusting to me
one1deuce
@ilikecutegifsandicannotlie ok we have to stop this, but it's in the title
tyr888
Ok, so what am I looking at here?
ckdbsi
More like Rated N for Need
NotaCPA
Ugh huh ahhhh
BlackTrashTiger
I expected it to be full of spiders. I don't know why.
asoftstrawberry
laughinginpublic
Rated M for MmmmMMMMMmmm!
MINIMVM
BigJB
Yep.
v
hippybobby
@DiabetesPorn
DiabetesPorn
Thank you love. Already saved.
Ithronyar
Disgusting. Soggy mush and probably way too sweet.
ProxyPlayerHD
nah, USK 16
cTraNik
Eh looks kinda gross to me
stabbedintheface
addi09
I want to get into a serious relationship, lose my virginity, get married and have delicious children with this thing
TsukariYoshi
I would jeopardize our relationship by banging your hot wife.
ReilyOHanlon
Jeez, lady, get a room!
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
welp I'm done. time for a smoke
hode420LCGS
Just quit, have one for me too!
idekwutimdoing
Same!
nokers
Slower way slower
Goronhead
Well, the URL is only going 90 feet per hour.
vorodar
SLOWER!
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Ya slut
Amazora
okay where the fuck is the recipe for this shit
jlky
.
tehUzume
...this doesn't look good to me, I'm sorry.
ManOfKent1967
I thought the same too. A bit too sickly-looking for my liking.
tehUzume
I don't like wet cookies. This is like cookie dumpling soup. This is also not okay.
Hetuni
Cookies just dipped in milk are fine, but soaked and soggy... Eugh
LexLurker84
Rated D for Diabeetus
Magmos
I don't know why but my first thought upon seeing that pastry was "IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!"
ran93r
I only came here for the spiders... stupid food.
LokiShade
Did...did I just get laid?
Opportunist
--cigarette?
LokiShade
MrShifty
MeisPip
10/10 would eat and immediately throw up
counterintel
Binging and purging is an effective weight loss practice. Is it a good idea? It's an idea.
Beegeezee505
Lack toast in taller ant?
gen87sis
And eat it again
KobeBurger
StarmineRendezvous
This...is reversed, right?
Ansatsunin
Nope.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Ha, the guy beside him
commentsivehadafew
Is this what they mean by “food porn”?
BobotheButtClown
I feel a stirring in my loins, as no prior so-called 'food-porn' has awoken within me. 'Tis indeed... Food Porn.
quattroformaggix4
Yes. And sometimes no *eyebrows*.
TotallyNotDitto
Niddhoger
Stick your dick in it!
cowbellrx
Its some type of porn cause i have to go take a shower and change my undies now.
Gayforbae
Well I just made creme anglaise in my pants soooooo...
BigJB
Abso-fuckin-lutely.
BobHacks
That's what my folder will be called
Foxyfox135
Indeedily.
Krazykyle11
Draprions
I never understood if it is used for very pleasant food or people having sex with food. Or both.
AttractedToShinyThings
If you make the same sounds seeing the food you do during sex it's food porn imo
redswhinez
George Costanza tried to make those worlds collide.... :)
quattroformaggix4
Yes
Metallica93
Yes. Never understood the "porn" part, myself. Nature videos are "nature porn", delicious-looking food is "food porn". The fuck, Internet...
DarkNinja2462
My understanding is that the phrase is used to evoke some feeling. In this case, hunger
Reiizm
It makes perfect sense. On the other hand, gross-looking food is food gore:
Metallica93
That seems even more moronic, though.
hippybobby
ITS RAW!!!!! WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!!!
darkdragonempress
Porn in this case would basically just be a term that means it's incredibly aesthetically pleasing. Or someone wants to fuck it. Idk anymore
StarmineRendezvous
Reesiepup
I am very sorry, but am I the only one that doesn't find this appealing?
schopier
No. This dessert is all concept, zero execution. Hope you like eating an over-saturated wet sponge.
balloonman
It is not appealing in the least. But sugar addiction eradicates judgement and puts weird lenses before our eyes.
Hetuni
Not for me, fuck that shit, it looks disgusting, it's going to taste disgusting to me.
hoverman
it's fucking disgusting to me
Brant04
Yes
blahblahghost
My reaction was, "that cookie is gonna be slop by the time I eat it. No thank you."
Ansatsunin
.. It's a spongey cake. It's fine.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Nah, fuck this mess
CheerfullyGrim
All I can think of when I see it is how soggy it's going to get with all that milk.
Ansatsunin
.. It's not crunchy, but a spongy cake. It's fine.
Trickytrickychaos
So are you saying cake doesn't fall apart and become unappetizing when it gets wet....?
Ansatsunin
Sponge cake? Nope.
pandorafalters
I'm sorry; I'm gonna have to say that you're at least 95% wrong here.
hoverman
all i can think of is that time all those camel spiders emerged from my 6th birthday cake
StartingOver
Story time go?
obidya
I have been dieting for 342 days but I'm telling you I will quit, get in my car, and drive to wherever the fuck that is RIGHT NOW.......
OfficialTerrorist
No you won’t calm down drama queen
ToastedVanilla
A very similar concept of Dominique Ansel's cookie shot. https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PGQkPvDixL3heRQXSmdm2_643P0/fit-in
Gayforbae
Can I get a ride?
EGOT
You can make that. Well greased Pyrex bowl, line with cookie dough,put a bunch of chocolate in the middle, top with cookie. Bake, flip.
NeefanFroy
Run there and you earned it homie
SlothOfSpeed
Wow, congrats! I think every once in a while an indulgent meal could be a good thing though.
suvinrk
Link to recipe with video: https://www.instagram.com/p/BbFAbvFjWup/
Ovisapede
Walk here and I'll make you one, you'll have earned it :)
sharon838
Congrats for dieting for that long!
HowComeDespiteTheFact
Man, just make 9 out of 10 dishes healthy, life is too short to eliminate all the "cheating".
obidya
oh this cookie magic thing is going to have to happen, dont think for a second it wont
HolyWhatNow
If your diet hasn't worked in nearly a year, you need a new diet
obidya
I mean I guess, technically, Im not really dieting but instead have changed the way I eat. Down 135lbs so far.
PuppyDontCare
Not one single cheat day? alright!
obidya
I've gone over 6 times in the last 90 days, and halloween has been rough, but, keeping on keeping off
PuppyDontCare
only 6!! That's perfect!! I don't think anyone can diet without cheat days.
Rednecksaremyspiritanimal
Make room for one more. I'll ride with my shirt off the whole way if I have to.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Here's what I do when the cravings strike: cut an apple into wedges (tart, e.g. Granny Smith; healthy fat-burning acids & enzymes,not too...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
much sugar), put 1/2 walnut on each wedge and douse them in cinnamon (the good non-toxic Ceylon stuff). Tastes delicious & is healthy af.
obidya
I have actually not tried this, but I will
Crispy7970
300+ days into my diet and I'm never going back to eating unhealthy foods and you should come pick me up on the way there because reasons
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
This is not "unhealthy". Everything in moderation
obidya
I feel that with every fibre of my being
Selenalways
It's in Dubai.
ILoveBASS
what's the resto called?
katanatripsis
I’m on week 3 of the Whole30 and I want to hitch a ride, please.
obidya
never heard of it, whats that all about?
katanatripsis
It’s a month long reset/elimination diet to adjust your food habits and find trigger foods.
katanatripsis
And I can actually function fine with little sugar, but I miss bread, damn it.
katanatripsis
So no grains, sugar/sweeteners, alcohol, soy, dairy, or legumes (and a couple others). Then you gradually add some back in.
PerfectSpawn
It's at my place.
manicmalki
Party at OPs!
obidya
I feel like your lying but I will be right there
PerfectSpawn
Sorry, I just ate all of it.
obidya
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/jacob_sladder.jpg
Chewbaccabra
cometeunmoco
Nah cuz he didn't check to make sure they were underage first
obidya
worth the risk
TheOneTrueDaywalker
It's in Dubai
TunkkisOfFinland
I think I could drive there. It'll take time and money, but I could probably get there.
JupitersWitch
MushroomFiend
I'm gonna go buy an amphibious vehicle. Like an LAV
AnatolianTiger
It’s pronounced DubaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
SexualPeanut
theguygreg
Username checks out
SexualPeanut
*angry peanut roar*
geiokami
So no oven needed? They just toss it on the porch to cook
iLikeToRubMyToastsTogetherAndMakeAFireSandwich
Exactly
StraightOuttaUsersub
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
What is the dish called
QotU
Heaven
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
But what is it called to an aetheist
ILoveBASS
void of nothingness
Gwaiin
Eternal blackness.
DeadEndRoad
Memes
ford53
Pretty sure I could make it if you are relatively close. I’m in Albuquerque
Felderburg
Me too!
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
Try not to take a wrong turn.
SandfordNWA
IPostAboutPoliticsIfYouDontLikeItSuckIt
Nobody stop for long in ABQ or you’re likely to have your car stolen. And get shot. By the cops. For reporting it.
Maeloha21
In ABQ please make!
WoofBarkRuff
But what if he makes a wrong turn there?
gfixler
You got any bear claws?
averagekunt
I'm in Las Cruces. I'll be right there
ford53
Haha I’ll figure out the recipe and get back to you
Macewindow54
I’m in cloud Croft. :)
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
Can I bum a ride? I’m buying!
whatevernamewhat
Whats "bum a ride"
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
“Can you drive me somewhere?”
machineconductor
I will so eat that with you. I no longer care about t3h carbs.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
I'll chip in gas $!
bigred810
I'll provide the grass.
obidya
just tell me where
Selenalways
It's in Dubai.
unknownxuserx
DubWHYYYYY
AmyBernadettePenny
This isn’t spotted dick and custard - but you would like spotted dick and custard - bloody wonderful!
Cartoones
Well I only got regular dick and u can take my custard after ;)
DurendaI
"Oh lord, a female? Better make it creepy."
tigerlily12
Holy moly
slothwolverine
Stop by colorado for me!!
obidya
this is going to be a really long drive.... Im getting two
slothwolverine
Lets make it an even 10
VoIdemort
Only if you throw in a bum ride.
ThailandExpress
only if you buy me this first,FIRST!, no rides till AFTER
VoIdemort
One Chocolate Cookie Cake-in-a-bowl-of-Milk for a Thailand Express? Sounds like a good deal, but I'll need a consent form. (1/2)
VoIdemort
I've been playing it safe since the Potter incident (2/2)