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Let's hope he reaches 90-years-old this year.
EDIT: Also, Clint Eastwood turns 90 this year....
#sean_connery #james_bond #2020 #pilgrims_in_an_unholy_land
ciscoxing626
Another example of a star I used to admire until I heard what a dick he was in real life, Michael Caine same
ArtfullySane
You're the man now dog.
themobileappisbroken
You kidsh keep that bloody noish down or I'll come over there and teachsh you a leshon you won't shoon forget! - grandpa Connery
ScandalousPandas
He is the same age as my grandpa!
witalaska4
n8wishim
#1 looks like he's still in character of William Forrester
mellowsmilie
Did you miss the shot, or did you *miss* the shot... something something Epstein.
Arnum
You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap!
WARHAMMER405
And you look like a Haggis!
Mewmus
and you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential, now...GET OUT!!!
ScootinNtootin
*mannersh *shmell
BklynPunisher
mzamurman
I've always wanted to hear Sean Connery sing Otis Redding hits.
GunGunTrio
Oh he'll reach 90, that's a guarantee. As for the state he's in when he gets there, well that's a different story.
eunoia1
Thank you. Im honored.
Nanuek
"An open-handed slap is justified""If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." -- Sean Connery
CountDyscalculia
This is the Way
Nanuek
So... fuck that guy was my point
IWasACatAllAlong
Time to re- release all their movies on 8k bluray
TimeLordBlues
You jinxed it..
Memongo808
You're the man now, dawg
AaBBraves
But first Gene Hackman turns 90 on January 30th. https://i.pinimg.com/474x/27/26/7d/27267d4b10854acbda6dc7289188b5cc.jpg
NotAHugeSpider
Pokedmeinthecoconut
That blows my mind.
Yorkpensioner
Thatshh fantashtic. He looksh good for hishh age!
moeSparkleSmuggler
YTMND
MashedSpud
Getting old is a bitch
willpostanything
Knock knock...
tyrunn
...the sound of his hands on a woman
fourooohfour
Spawnofsanta1313
Worst. Casting. Ever
JellyButtSugarPants
Ah yes, the Egyptian, Spaniard with a more Scottish accent than the French dude pretending to be a Scottish.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
To be fair, all the lives he lived up to that point. He was born some time in 900 BC.
jeffTheAccountant
He should have been the Joker. It would have been hilarious hearing him say,"Why sho sherioush? Letsh put a shmile on that faysh."
Magjee
I so want him to play a Bond villain as his final role
secondtalon
His last role - Allan Quatermain - kinda was. Of course, he found the experience so awful it made him quit acting, so.. there's that.
Magjee
He sorta did in The Avengers as well: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Avengers_(1998_film)
Chainhealer
He lost his mind a while ago I've heard. Not sure if it's Alzheimer's or dementia or something else. Sad though :(
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
Michael Caine who's a good friend of Connery's refuted those rumors. I'm sure he's got several issues that come with just being old though.
DocHerb87
He said it’s ok to hit women with an open hand instead of a closed fist.
tyrunn
To be fair, most men who hit women are so feeble they'd hurt themselves using a closed fist
Praetorian349
Having worked with these people, no, a large amount are pretty big, and some are VERY dangerous.
Lambdafish1
The dude is a product of his time. I'm not saying what he said is right, but a lot of old people are bigoted because that was normal before
SergeantMajorSpoiler
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? - Tennish.
dontstoretheketchupupsidedown
Lol this is one of my favorite jokes. Also that probably says a lot about me.
DemonOtter
There can be only one....hundred or more
KobeBurger
Irishman1227
Zardoz speaks to you!
FromTheBeyond
Yeeesssssssssss
AntaNce
pakidge
Mderms
still would
v
ColoradoGirrl
This has to be a cursed image. Every time we play cards against humanity this one is always played!
degenerator
Can I call this look "fruity?"
BluePeaSoup
This movie is beyond weird.
DemonFluffer1000
raisingscififanboys
People who keep calling “Cats” a fever dream haven’t seen Zardoz and it shows.
Gameking116
What in the.... why is he..... what??
zombiejedediah
Highland Games
DoktorWyvern
The penis is evil.
DinoKebab
James Bond
prtfvr
He wore a lot less than that as a body builder.
AllBent
Drugs are bad. Mmmmmkay?
LlamaFan
The 70s were a magical time
CountDyscalculia
DOZ.......ZARDOZ
ColdestOne
Was looking for this and am not disappointed
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Was hoping someone else was looking for this, and not just me cause that’s weird, so I’m not disappointed.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Was hoping two other people were looking for this so there would be 3 weirdos, so I'm not disappointed!
IWouldLickThat
Count me in, I freaking love this film!
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
How much? Like, dress in costume to go to Walmart “like”, or more thought, “that was a good movie. I enjoyed that” liked?
apbadogs
He actually wore that?
GraniteIvy
The costume is not even the most questionable thing in the film... by a long way.
thepicklebucket
One thing I remember from my youth is that this movie has boobies in it.
GraniteIvy
The most hilarious thing is my mother videoing it for me, saying "Well, you like sci-fi films don't you?" (when I was about 11-12 years old)
ElbowDeepInAMoose
The penis is evil!
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
Leave the man alone paparazzi he heard there were hot shingles in his area and he wanted to look.
surewhynotsignup
What are those giant pockets filled with?
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
His meds and a Cricket cell phone
MrParker64
Pussy.
n8wishim
I would bet on glasses (in box) left, and a tweed cap right.
backrideup9
Condoms.
seth2000
Safed Panties...
DeLoreanMcFly
Money. Pennies.
PabloEscargot
ActionJohnnie
Alex Trebec’s mother’s panties.
MeantoChildren
The lamentations of his enemies.
HodgeNPodge
I mean the guy is almost 90. Probably used tissues.
Otaku4ever
Viagra...!
georgeforsythe6911
Pills of course
theboned1
Hard candies
NotWrongJustNotRight
The ghosts of pussies past
Jdk2244
I filled your mothas pocket last night trebeck!
rectalpossum
Secrets.
AceOfNines
Poison gas pen, compact oxygen rebreather, Walther PPK automatic, little black book 2 inches thick
Irishda
Big dick energy
ChipWallace
His old man boobs.
IveNeverPooped
Werther's Original Candies
HeyOhBotchedToe
How is this here? How did you have the same EXACT ridiculous comment as me? This is a weird place.
IveNeverPooped
I am you. We're meeting for the first time.
NotAHugeSpider
DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER!
HeyOhBotchedToe
One me is enough, thank you very much.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
There could be 3 of us!
tobesmcgobes
The blood of his enemies
JeffGodofBiscuits
Haggis
ScootinNtootin
*haggish