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powerbottomdollar
How many gay monsters can there be ?
CatUpVote
THEY CAN'T OPEN FROM INSIDE YOU FOOL
EadEchiC
Annnnnd that's why you don't have a brother or sister
Crimpwithyourthumb
Listen, you think a demon gunna crawl up from hell and get stopped by a door.
OriginalAngryJoe
And that's why Billy doesn't have any younger siblings
virgil592
Always upvote Theodd1sout.
csrevolt
Ay, @theodd1sout :)
punkwalrus
I told my son monsters can't see in the dark and won't find him.
ETIAWYPOAT
He cockblocked himself
SignMeIn
equinsoiocha
Elaine can blow my mind anytime!
callsofnature
@theodds1out did you pee in their bed too?
theguywiththememes
@theodd1sout fix that for you :)
theodd1sout
(sshhh youre not allowed to bring it upp)
lifeisadadjoke
I got the family gene for seeing well in the dark. When I posed the monster question, I was told "You see better than them. Be their monster
KingBEATE
Best dad of the year
InsideWinner187
Me as a dad be like
Adyinginside
YEA ODD1SOUT.
notArobot1
Wtf you cockblocked your dad for 3 fucking months.
TimeToGoIncognito
To be fair, the dad cockblocked himself.
tarataqa
*menage a trois
ranhalt
As opposed to 3 regular months
CatPizza
I slept in my parents' bed every night for 8 years. My 2-year-old doesn't even have a bed of his own (small flat)
superaravind1
JAMMES (#4evercringingathispeeingvideo)
anitabieror6
This is bizarre to me. My parents would've never allowed me to sleep in their bed. Let alone for 3 months.
PhantomGeek
I slept on a floor of my 3 yr old's room for 2 months, during his "afraid of monsters/ghost" phase. Armed with squirt gun at the ready
RockTheCatBox
DarthGibbon
Mummy and Daddy say it's wildly inappropriate for me to be in their bed at 31 years old.
CarlosOfNightvale
crispygrapes
God this looks so familiar but I can't place it..
Taiku
Uncle Shelby's ABZ book.
AstronautChicken
I think its from a shel silverstein book for adults
weasel1
Shel Silverstein's ABZ: A Primer For Adults Only.
Mortimer2000
anonymax
How do people remember things from when they were 5?
TurtIeproof
"C'mon, kid, haven't you played DooM? Only Pinkies and Lost Souls can't open doors."
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/4aQxVuJ
TurtIeproof
http://media.giphy.com/media/tkVyWVp2XHUhG/giphy.gif
Lyrian
Yeah, I wouldn't put up with this shit. Esp for longer than a night.
Szwejkowski
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL22_AEqa9Y&list=PL-7HyVYs4614U9gheNnJCtzdvibQYYhIL
Airra
forte10
What's this from?
Airra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_jgUgTZ-C0
forte10
Thanks. That's a fucked up/awesome way to raise a child.
Arracor
"......I don't wike dis bedtime stowie..."
Airra
Your brother and I have a little deal with that monster. If we hear one peep out of you tonight, you're a goner.
Technohawk
When you grow up, you realize that the monster isn't hiding in the closet. He's hiding in the left lane going 20 miles under the limit.
treknor
or you finally realize that your parents are the monsters
testzero
Or in the white house.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
He's hiding being his lawyer and not paying the wage he owes you for work you've done
lovescience
OMFG YES!
Mumalot
and complains about the 90%off sale item being sold out.
Spotrockaddict
This.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Nah, he's the guy who press on the toilet seat and doesn't clean up after himself... may he eternally step on Legos.
GreeneyedDevil013
You should see the monsters you could meet in retail...
StRocketScience
GODDAMN I HOPE HE DIES!! I HOPE HE HAS TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND THEY BOTH FUCKING GET CANCER
UltraDi3000
I find monsters that can't keep a steady speed worse than one's going too slow.
tarataqa
When you grow up, you realize that the monster isn't hiding in the closet. He's staring back at you in the mirror.
TheDukeofDogFood
And all I can think about is Michael Jackson lyrics.
Totsmacgee
I'm glad I'm not the only one! Now I must go listen to it or it'll be stuck in my head all day.
CassiusPolybius
Or alternately in the right lane hugging your fucking bumper for no damn reason.
WalkingWithPythons
With no other cars on the road. I tend to break test these people
CassiusPolybius
I would, but I'm usually terrified that they'd just accelerate out of spite...
Rifneno
Obviously you haven't met the drunk monster going 20 over the limit.
Vinxent88
And doesn't use his blinker when he switches lanes
ImTasmanian
TIL BMW drivers are monsters
SuckItBlue
that is absolutely my pet peeve. Seeing as I live in San Antonio, however, it's a bad one to have. Almost nobody uses a turn signal here.
lordofthedice
How are you all not dead yet?
SuckItBlue
Well considering that there's at least 3 accidents a day, I'd say the defensive drivers make it through. It's like the fucking hunger games.
SuckItBlue
As it stands right now, there are 4 accidents in my town.
The22ndDoctor
When I was a kid, my father told me there was no such thing as monsters; my nightmares were just figments of my imagination. >>
ISupportYourViews
Did he tell you the truth about Santa as well?
The22ndDoctor
As I got older, I had to wonder, was he lying to me... or just wrong? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3givos
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
So how many more seasons until you become the doctor?
The22ndDoctor
http://imgur.com/Pmg6bY5
IWishIHadASoul
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
what type of heretical nonsense is this????
fryedman
TheMonsterHunter
Badoshin
thiccvote
Please stop
Buckbeak1486
Where can I buy one?
Gayforbae
Rovylern
If you hadn't posted that, I would've.
kittymack
Holy heck that's terrifying!
THEFURRYJESUS
IWishIHadASoul
VexicalG
CarlosOfNightvale
TheGooey
koinuchan
Jez
DeJohnnie
Looks like Achmed the dead terrorist in a bear costume =d
Rookthebaggins
What the actual fuck....
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/3GXAUwQ
TheUser14
Where can I buy one???????!!!
IWishIHadASoul
It will come to you!
SadMelon
YouExpectedAUsernameButItWasMeDio
oh god, this picture actually gives me nightmares...
Woonski
mfw sitting in dark room
LoTRFanatic42
DoctorZebra
Can someone link me to the post that had this in a gif...it like... flickered
thisusernamewilluhhfindaway
IWishIHadASoul
schnoobins21
I don't like that this is a human skull underneath a bear head.
ItTookMeTooLongToGetAUsername
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES!
TammyGueterman
Bear with me
Oracle547
I thought this was a direct comment on the comic and I spent a solid few minutes trying to figure out what you were talking about
IWishIHadASoul
You don't like it? You love it!
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
I do, it suggests something terrible and alarming! :D
Mockingbirb
I do too, because it means no animal was harmed.
SmoothberryBluethie
But bear fur is involved. What happened to the bear inside the bear suit?
Mockingbirb
He is a furry, wears a costume now
IwishIwasTheProtaganistOfMyOwnSitcom
this is totally me as well, but I moved out of their room when I learned about masturbating
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
What a coincidence; That's when I moved INTO my parents bedroom!
kellogleo
Well duhh..did you think all that buzzing sound was your mum's phone?
Kazew
So facing the monster was worth it to masturbate. How did you kill it. I think my monster is still alive in my room. Haven't checked tho
BmanBerry
Should have stayed. Asserted dominance. Now they can shame you into not doing all sorts of stuff.
CasualWaterboarding
Yeah, waking up to Dad cranking one out made me realize monsters weren't that bad.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
You could never look at your mom the same way after that.
beez428
"Idgaf, those monsters can come for me, I'ma get this nut."
Yongasoo
Of course, no monster want's to see that. Except the werewatchufap, but some people like it.
TheCollector1986
priorities, amiright
Horloko
This happened. I saw commercials for The Ring when I was 13 and slept in my parents room floor. Once I was doing a trial run sleeping 1/
Horloko
in my room again, I accidentally learned how to spank my meat. I never felt afraid of the dark again. Yes, I am a hugemongous pussy.
TorSverre
Your own or your dad's?
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Yes
AdmJota
Their mom's.
Technohawk
Applepotamus
deGoodMan
Moved or kicked out?
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
He never said he was the one masturbating.
AssBat
underrated comment
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johnnydarkside
It was mutual.
Arbok8C
Oh my.
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Belaco
ImSquanchingInHere
klondikez
First loop I was like 'hahaha', after a few more I'm just super creeped out and bothered...
MynameistakenandIhavenoimagination
He's just creepy across the board - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Z3zxsbJFw
kdm36
But it's Biden imgurs favorite...
ImSquanchingInHere
Yeah, each loop is disgustinger
Not7RacconsInATrenchCoat