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NekkidSnek
"Honey! Come out of the closet, Your friends are here!"
iiscool
Haha just wait till she gets old...
cawagaming3
Ur a great parent
Snooj
At least you'll know roughly where to find the remains after the fire burns out.
RMaybeth
all that and a brick to play with? OMG
ThailandExpress
For your "Daughter", righttt
moistmuffintops
Fire haz
orangefirefly
I have seen this post more than my own tah tahs
MagnusRona
For Narnia!!!!!
RVCH
I think it's very cool but a room hidden away like this is an firefighters nightmare in a house fire situation.
SadNipples
You're a liar this already exists those photos are from a home engineering firm
dirtyslimjim
Looks like the dresser from the Conjuring. Would not recommend playing hide n go seek.
macthelost
A "play room" with a massage table in it?
Nearlyburly
Well, you can't see the hooks in the ceiling or the cabinet of ropes and restraints from this angle.
SteveDonaher
Spare oom
danny128838
nice one
uptownshakedown
That's going to be an incredible smoke spot one day.
Kromerag
It needs to go a little further up and further in
markedasread
That's what she said.
MaroonFishy
Awesome..that would creep me out at night
mugglessuck
I may be a grown ass adult but can you put one of these in my room please thank you
griffindog
Maybe just a little spooky
kiathedead
I guess be careful with fire, looks like only 1 exit.
mikeg1829
I'm guessing you haven't seen the conjuring
Cptmike
more like a pot smoking room
mikeg1829
Hell yiissss
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
Pot and fuck room. A puck room.
CrypticTree
Dyslexicbirch
If it has a door thats a good place to hide if someone brakes in
izod72
no windows, THAT cupboard as a door.. fucking terrifying, stuff for nightmares..
AbsurdSteak
It could use better lighting but it's still awesome!
KingShitOfTurdMountain
Fire hazard deluxe
HoldMyWater
How?
KingShitOfTurdMountain
The mad scramble through that tiny door in the event of a fire
sumowoman
Kid hides there. Firefighters can't find them. Kid die.
HoldMyWater
Oh, sure. When I heard fire hazard I thought "things that start fires".
icookfoodandfightfire
its cool but as a Firefighter gotta say i hate these rooms, kids often see them as a safe space and will runt here in danger and get trapped
Nearlyburly
That is a very good point. I have wanted to do something like this, but I will make sure to discuss this with my son. Thanks.
mollison
Do enough people have these rooms to make this an actual problem, or just theoretically?
icookfoodandfightfire
kinda, depends on the area i guess. My district has 2 that we know of. I live on LI and i know these rooms are popular out in the Hamptons
stuartsparadox
Never really thought of it this way. You have given me much to think about. Thank you very much not just for the wisdom but for what you do.
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
That's why families need emerency plans! FIRE? Go outside! aka "Don't hide in the death trap"
icookfoodandfightfire
yeah, every family should. But kids, especially young ones are prone to panic and go with their instinct which is hide.
0AK14ND
When I was little firefighters visitedour school in their full gear incl respirators to teach us not to run away from them if there's a fire
icookfoodandfightfire
yeah we do that too, we go to all the elementary schools and hang with the kids for a day. Cause they were finding back in the 70s and 80s>
icookfoodandfightfire
before they really got into showing kids what we look like geared up, that the kids were scared of us
icookfoodandfightfire
if the house is on fire and the kid runs there, theres no way were gonna find them
drdsanchezjr
Do firefighters generally not check closets or similar areas?
icookfoodandfightfire
thats the first places we check, but we dont normally go checking bookcases or wardrobes for hidden rooms behind them
ilikethewayyoumove
Do (or can) people with these rooms call you & let you know that if there's a fire, there's a hidden room? Then you know what you're in for?
icookfoodandfightfire
If its legal the fire marshal will usually let us know after he does his inspections. And the 2 we have in district the families let us know
ilikethewayyoumove
I'm so sorry, Imgur doesn't give me any notifications (even in app) so I only just caught this. Thanks for your reply, I appreciate it :)
tomatopancake
Ok. This is when you invite your friends to stay in the guest room and then freak them out during the night
HeroSky
Actually cool af. As an adult, I'd play in it.
CrypticTree
Ninoue
"masturbate"
Visi0nary
I'd advise to not play in little girls, especially as an adult
BuntCuster007
There's a hostel in New Zealand with a hidden theatre room, a lot like this
whatismynameagain
I'd turn it into an adult playroom.
thelostg
Nice job op.
OkamiNami
You must be banned from parks
liptonteabagger
with their little girl? you sick person.
liptonteabagger
sarcasm and satire does not heed well over the internet
hotrodny
Me too :) That's just awesome! :)
DataBender
*get high and play video games*
ohgreatcthulhumonster
And then they all fucked
hippybobby
I'd love to have a record player, decent speakers. Get high and other things wink wink and listen to come Floyd
thebanker
I'm no expert, but I have seen Paranormal Activity, and I can tell you with 100% certainty that a demon ghost lives in there.
lolaluftnagel
Omg like the doors cracked a little and you can see eyes glowing in the crawl space connection to the other room o.o
CrypticTree
Pwax1
My thoughts exactly!
SjorsM
I have seen The Conjuring. F*** scary old closets with little kids hiding in them. I would not sleep in that room.
GreedyJungle
*Pulls covers over head* Yes yes indeed.
ScrotumSquasher
Im getting conjuring flashbacks
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
It's gonna start talking shit about the parents to the kid and scrawling shit drawings all over everything before you know it.
Kezo2K11
Nah, just a demon, as demons are immortal and therefore cannot become ghosts! Still upvoted ya though!
grimshow
I think the word you're looking for is poltergeist, maybe?
thebanker
Of course. But when you get into quantum demon theory, it can be a ghost AND demon at the same time! I know it's crazy, but that's science.
Kezo2K11
I love nerds...
PowwerOrb13
No, demons can be slain if in the Abyss, if a demon is slain on its home plane it can no longer regenerate by returning to its home plane.
Kezo2K11
Thanks for the info, 'O kind anonymous fellow nerd.
OctopusJebus
Dont they just go into purgatory or something
BunBunIsMyName
Play legion much? Hehe
Kezo2K11
Nah, just watched a lot of movies and games, though I don't do multiplayer.
ScrapDaddy
She's gonna get banged by so many dudes back there.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Absurdest
She's gonna do so much banging back there*
RookieNumbers
Plot twist: She comes out of the closet with another lady
CrypticTree
Blkmagik12
Starlordandtheguardiansofthegalaxy
OP:
timeloveandyarn
I feel so bad that this was also my first thought.
justonemoremalteser
Maybe she'll be gay
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Then she'll literally be in the closet.
justonemoremalteser
Ayoooooo
Midgarmerc
It'll just make it hard for them to cover their tracks when the parents walk in. Dad/mom is an evil mastermind
lovelightandgrace
Oh dear god.
theromen111
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
ruferto
through the window late at night, 2 closed doors make for just enough soundproofing
drunkinstupor
What happens in Narnia stays in Narnia
UonlyThinkyourDead
you are going to trigger someone with yer assumptions
Meatstallion
Hahahahhahahahab wtf
Blango27
Terrible.. but I laughed!
retgarr
In the closet?
cmk0005
motion sensor wall camera with phone access once she starts having guys around and let her know how it works, that'll potentially stop her
ruferto
oh my sweet summer
UonlyThinkyourDead
http://imgur.com/XDopISR
adorkable513
Can confirm. My parents built a fake wall in my room for a "library"
MrHumberfloob
Op right now..
Bananabeanie
He looks tired.
PorneliusHubertII
MulansSzechuanSauce
Never thought about puberty ay @Op
ISenseAChallenger
COME OUT OF THE CLOSET DAMNIT
pitcher17
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet
faceofpoopy
Perfect gif
Theforgottenartoffuckey
The savagery
DoomSkuller
scnottaken
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
footlongfeet
SevenSnailDucks
oenomaus
LordStarkillerHimself
*Ahem* I guess she'll just keep it in the closet
LadyTotesMcGoats
"omg my parents are home, hurry hide in the closet!"
SirGabberdale
Guy is high asf, trips out, and believes he is really talking to Aslan.
Euthrick
my first thought exactly!
Mavgurian
",Jennifer!" your post got cut off.
TheGame21x
If I built that for my daughter that would be the FIRST place I'd check.
serpx
I always wonder about stuff like this cause what if something catches fire and fire fighters don't know there is a door there?
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
she ded
UmmBent
Building permits vary for different bylaws. There is usually a standard though like every room needs a window, ventilation etc.
nero4ty2
not sure in this case but it could just be a wardrobe in front of a walk in closet
serpx
Doesnt mean people follow them if they do it themselves
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
My ex told me he would open up all closets and feel around just in case
Foxsayy
Is your ex even a firefighter, though? If so is that procedure?
AlmightyDylon
Checkin closets is standard by not looking for secrete room. Primary searches are done in less than 5 min. There's no water on the fire yet
Gayforbae
Nah, he's just a creepy dude that breaks into houses
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Yes, he is. No but ever since he found a 3 year old girl in a closet, dead from smoke inhalation he checks everyfuckingwhere
dilphyo
That must be so traumatic
staplesthegreat
If ever I have kids, I'm sure as shit not enabling their sneaking around and doing things in my house
methamphetamemez
Oh no! Sex is bad! Not under my roof, no sir.
itsPixie
But that will just make it woooooorse
m0wgli
Lol were you ever a teenager......
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
Strict parents raise sneaky kids.
feeltheice
Only guilty when you get caught. And then once caught own up to it first sentence. Rule 101 for office work
willfullyspooning
Also kids who go nuts with freedom during the first few years of university.
FullCrimsonic
If they look anything like you, you won't have to worry about it
staplesthegreat
Exactly!!!
TheMonsterWithinYou
Yeah, thing is. Too much control makes them rebel more. I'd say set house rules etc but also teach them importance of protection etc
BubblesSayingDecent
Yeah but thats not part of the house, thats some damn narnia shit right there
Nikkiaz
Yep. This right here. Excellent advice!! It has truly worked for me, although I may have detailed diseases and possible consequences a lot
staplesthegreat
Exactly, it's not like Id care that they explore, just that they're safe, and not doing shit in my House because I live there
TheMonsterWithinYou
I agree. I also would prefer they didn't do shit until they're at least graduated from HS. I mean I didn't have sex for the first time (1)
TheMonsterWithinYou
Until I was 24. (I'm 25 now) lol. And I'm honestly so fucking glad I waited. (2/2)
lilhvnter
Would you rather they go and do it at school or in public? I'd rather people have a safe place to do it without taking stupid risks
DeadInMyOwnHead
If they want it to happen bad enough, they'll find a spot to do it in.
feeltheice
Hell yeah just like every generation before us. Cars, buggies, carts, ally ways, on the forest floor.
staplesthegreat
I mean, at whatever guy or girl they're with's house