MyPornNameisVitaminD
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Sep 8, 2016 1:58 PM
MyPornNameisVitaminD
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iamjusthonest
My wife would disapprove
MajDSaster
And I can no longer get any satisfaction from slamming down the telephone receiver when I hang up on someone in anger.
SaltheartFoamfollower
Conan! What is best in life?
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
Speak for yourself.
HeyDontBeADick
Like Stalin?
StarBug
Um, I feel that this belongs here, but I see a puffin in the background.
MikkoAN1
Was that back when they put actual information on chalk boards?
umwht
Non of my Enemies are worthy of that honor
CoastieET
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nukemall
While it is frowned on, let someone try and stop me from drinking from the skulls of my enemies.
Ryykur
Too true man
Zetor
So... thirsty...
smogswallowssuns
Alas, they had no skulls, and so the king died of dehydration.
Koshka89
I have been saying this for years!
vkmi
impractical, liquid pours out of the eyes
KenanAndKelThuzad
That's why you put a layer of flayed skin on the inside.
sleete
Or you leave the eyes in and stare at them as you drink.
allginger
You know, I've often thought something was missing from suburban areas.
azgrak
In many kids sports we no longer keep score.
MistahPrickles
Can't stop twitching after just the first 'word.'
calebm02
That username though...
Applepotamus
Fusionxglave
That is because everyone has too many enemies these days.
Tyrannotron
It'd tricky, everything spills out the eye and jaw holes and just creates a mess.
MyPornNameisVitaminD
You ain't doing it right then! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB5gklYF1sQ
Krayin78
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKOLL
WeirdOnions
LESS TALKING! MORE RAIDING!
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
What if they arent enemies just people I picked up kinda?
ThingsAreReallyStartingToComeTogether
Go on...
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
I mean thats about it. I do drink out of skulls but they arent the skulls of enemies just unwitting victi... er uh strangers...
amglasgow
It's really difficult!
NukeItFromOrbitMan
So thirsty.
BeckytheIceboxOShea
You could always put giant rubies in their sockets?
TubaBandito
Am I the only one reading this in the voice of Brian Blessed?
StandardDeviant
Wow. This has gotta be like one of three Oglaf comics that isn't wildly NSFW
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ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
Okay that's fuckin hilarious
SIrEvilMustache
Now the image is marked NSFW. Because you mentioned that it wasn't NSFW. Huh.
StandardDeviant
Weird.