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Edit: Just a reminder to make sure you keep your pets inside during the eclipse because their eyes can also be damaged by the sun's rays :)
nipplepanties
Brenda is an actress from dexter's last season
CheshirePhoenix
ForTheRepublic212th
I go back in September
CoopBro
We get a special schedule our first day. It's not like we do anything the first day anyways.
deechill
Earth's flat anyways ... there won't be no 'clipse...
GildedFox
My wife's work has had multiple people call in asking for the eclipse to be rescheduled.
TheHawkRules
Did this bitch just ask to reschedule the moon?
tehPhreakmang
My kid is taking a half day because her school isn't doing anything for the eclipse!!
coreyjayb
Typical Brenda.
shermansherm
Bitch wanted to reschedule the sun.
MichaelJackson5
Why is the avatar actor Charlotte Rampling?
everythingiseverything
Probably because it's fabricated for updoots
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
its supposed to rain in vegas on eclipse day. when we've barely had any rain all monsoon season. fuck you, vegas.
ZippyYeti
Brenda OG.
Gamma31415
http://imgur.com/DiSe3Wp
Munchman347
But why can't Friday the 13th be on Saturday so it doesn't jinx me at work?...
DIINKELBERG
And zero brain
annawatermelon
My kiddo's school is distributing NASA-approved glasses to all the kids/staff and having an assembly outside for the eclipse.
annawatermelon
They also went back to school on Aug 10th, so fuck you, Brenda.
Spaceorbisgaming
Everybody hate brenda I asked for super powers but no fuck her lol.
Milchsteak
Question about school in the US: do teachers get payed during summer break?
Veahmes
Yes, they get paid every other week like most other professions. Source: my mom is a teacher.
makeamericacovfefe
And by "most kids" you mean "most kids in the USA", which is really only "some kids". My kids are at school. Not #MURRIKKKA 'n.
ITalkAboutGoats
I see you have no chill, too.
makeamericacovfefe
"Fuck you surelockhomes" #MURRIKKKA
CloakerJosh
This is fake as fuck.
aleister94
Based on?
BenEwanKenoby
Common knowledge.
CloakerJosh
Good question. A) that photo is of an actress which isn't here. B) a similar joke has been doing the rounds on here, which was first.
pdbravo
Becca is such a bitch, it's a perfectly reasonable request. I'd also like it sunnier in the UK but I just know Becca will be a twat about it
WolvesAndWhiskey
Damn Becca not moving moons and planets. What a bitch.
pdbravo
She's such a selfish cow.
punmastery
The needs of celestial bodies eclipse the needs of the children.
malakim
Please! Someone think of the children!
MediocreExtremist
I am no native English speaker, it is only my 4th language. For my education: 'eclipse' or 'eclipses' in this sentence? Which is correct?
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I feel like it could work either way.
Mistruths
Eclipse; "needs of celestial bodies" is plural, so the verb (eclipse) must be in the singular form to match it.
Skromulator
Eclipse is correct in this instance.
MrSaturday
Fourth? Damn fine work. Does it become easier to learn a new language knowing multiple others already?
FiveToesRight
Yes
MediocreExtremist
maybe easier if the languages are related; else it is also starting from scratch
Mistruths
Each additional language becomes easier, but if you stop using it, you will forget much of it. It's difficult to stay a polyglot unless→
Mistruths
→you use all of your languages frequently.
WhatDoesntKillYou
My kids school won't let the kids out during the eclipse for fear they will look at the sun and go blind (or sue?)... WTF?
fitlex
There was an eclipse at school end time once and we were all walking home heads down covering our eyes like trying to not look at a welder
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Welp, that's the most retarded thing i'll read this minute.
NotoriousDuchess
Yep it's because of the liability issues.
covid19dadprincipal
That sucks my kids schools have been working on safe ways to view it. As well as providing video coverage for those that can't.
CrazyGuyOnABike
So by that logic could a kid go outside and look at the sun on a normal day and sue? Sounds like free money...
SolusArnor
The sun isn't fully covered for long, and even a partial sun is bright enough to do damage
mrclnmrt
Please read up on the risks before you dismiss them
FoolMeTwice
I saw a warning not to let your pets out. People are freaking the fuck out.
Feanor19
At least one district nearby cancelled school last week because they had so many call ins already.
Brightandshiny
My kids school delayed the start date by a day bc of the eclipse. It's a small charter school but it's still super cool
Turdmastergeneral
Sue who? The sun? God? Cthulhu? That school is stupid.
ImNotTaylorSwift
You sue the school for not keeping the kids safe. Then you sue the sun, because fuck that guy.
SquirrelEnchantress
People are stupid.
stoutde
Same, my son is sick on Monday.
buttondick
My daughter won't be sick. She just won't be going to the first day of school.
HashBranny
Parenting done right. Good job!
GoIIum
Hope he is better soon!
stoutde
He'll have a miraculous recovery Tuesday morning, I'm sure.
busydad
My kids entire school district got eclipse glasses for every student and they are having a science field day.
ColumboVsPredator
This is how you science!
PuppyDontCare
Back in my day we just watched the eclipse through an xray
yupthatsbullshit
Private school?
busydad
Public
harshpatel369224
same
mwppmarauders
My niece's school is doing that too. They'll still be at school, but will have glasses and be outside when it happens.
benvy
That's what my school is doing
MethelyneBlue
Where did they get the glasses? My school has been looking for some.
busydad
They have had them for a while. I got mine in eclipse.com but now you have to pay $150 for 25 (including shipping) and I think it's too late
MethelyneBlue
That's crazy
ITalkAboutGoats
We were just taught to make pinhole cameras when I was a kid
MethelyneBlue
Yeah that's what I was planning on doing honestly.