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So first off let me get the basics out of the way. I'm severely red/green colorblind. I "suffer" from protanopia and deuteranopia. I also miss out on some blues and yellows, but I see blue the best by far.
For instance, if a normal person were to look up and see a full rainbow in the sky, I would look up and see a yellow streak, with a bit of a dark blue streak attached. I've never seen a full rainbow that wasn't drawn with markers or the like. And even then, I'm definitely not seeing what a normal person sees.
Also, last time I did this I had a lot of questions about those Enchroma glasses. No, they do not work for me. They don't cure colorblindness, and my colorblindness is too severe to see any change with them on.
Otherwise, feel free to ask me any questions about this. It's usually a good conversation starter, because I'm living proof that the answer to the question, "How do I know that the blue you see is the same as the blue I see?" is "It isn't."
These lights are a pain in the ass. I always have to ask if something is finished charging, which wouldn't be the worst thing if I didn't have the worst luck and it's always someone different in the copy machine room where we charge headphone batteries. Which means I get to explain that I'm colorblind and then answer the same questions I always get. And god forbid I ever have to talk to tech support on the phone and describe the error light I'm seeing.
This came up the last time I did this, and my wife was going through some of the comments.
For me, this ranks up there with finding out peanut butter ISN'T green (Shared in this post: https://imgur.com/gallery/vIXoB). I knew the inside of avocados was green, because guacamole. And really that's only because someone told me at some point when I was young. But I always thought the outside was brown. It took nearly 30 years for me to find out.
Edit: I'm getting lots of comments about how avocados turn from green to brown. I wish I could see the color change, I only see them get darker. I also can't tell when grass dies until it turns to the color of straw.
My car broke down while my wife and I were temporarily living in different cities, and it wasn't worth it to have it fixed. I found a great car, which was blue. But the picture I sent my wife didn't have her convinced of the color, and neither of us wanted a purple car. She insisted that I asked the salesperson what color the car was. It never really gets less awkward having to ask what color things are. Thankfully I was the customer, so they didn't laugh too much when I asked. This also goes to show how little faith my wife, friends, and other family have in my ability to recognize colors. And blue is supposed to be the one that I see the best.
Dog Tax!
This is Jasper. He's grey and looks the same to me as he does everyone else.
FP Edit: Glad you all are enjoying Part 2! I'll do my best to get to all the questions throughout today.
Getting lots of questions about traffic lights. In most places red is on top and green is on bottom. Also, to me the green for traffic lights looks bright white instead of green. I have no problem telling them apart. I stop for yellows if I have time, so you needn't worry about us colorblinds being on the road.
Splosions
@OP friend of mine is colorblind, we use it as an excuse to get out of any problem. "You hit a guy with your car".."Colorblind"..."oh"
TheTrekkieWhovian
@OP I have an App for Android devices that tell me what color things are. you should get one. it helps (I'm Monochromatic )
M1SH3LL3
I find it bizarre that any adult would laugh at someone for being colour blind. I'd just be like...Oh, ok sir, the car is a dark blue or w/e
roguegoose
After 37 years, today is the first time I found out peanut butter isn't green. Damn.
imnotcreative12
That's a long ride. I almost made it to 30.
BeardedCoffeeMonkey
Think red/green indicator light are bad? Try playing a game with red/green enemy/friend name tags. UGH! Some games, I just hold my fire.
imnotcreative12
Yea, I always just shot at anyone I saw. I didn't do very well in online gamers.
RepostFromLastWeek
"neither of us wanted a purple car", if you can't differentiate between a blue and a purple car, what difference would it make to you?
DancesWithPibbles
A purple car would probably be more difficult to re-sell.
grimmia
Bf is colorblind too. He was rewiring something at work and sent me photos of the wires to doublecheck their colors
grimmia
Not so hot with blues/grays/browns/reds. I tell him if we get dogs that look similar, I'm going to put gray and blue bandanas on them
Notjustachicken
@op do the colourblind options on games work for you?
imnotcreative12
Sometimes. If they replace things with blues and yellows.
MaDragon
Often wore my favorite blue linen suit to work. Once remarked about it only to have the whole office say it was purple.
Deadpixels94
10% of men are Red/green color blind has to do with your 26th chromazone. XX, or XY. only 1% of wamen are red/green color blind.
Deadpixels94
I am R/G color blind. but not as bad as OP. I have trouble with really close together colors. dark blue/purple for example.
Deadpixels94
GF and Friends think I can only see black and white. always pointing at colors asking me what color is that...
ernieallday
i think if you painted, your color palette would be interesting. different is interesting to me.
byohzzrd
I'm married. My wife doesn't trust me with anything to do with picking colors. I'm not colorblind.
Raymo1986
As a colorblind person, I call traffic lights by their respective position i.e. top light means stop. I also don't use unmarked crayons.
imnotcreative12
Unmarked crayons are the worst.
ablindbear
It took me 19 years to learn that the mountain dew label isn't green and brown.
imnotcreative12
Wait, what?...
sunyudai
Yep. Two green tones, one of them is pretty close to avocado green.
PedestrianElectrobastard
I have only one question. How do you know you don't want a purple car?
DancesWithPibbles
His wife told him :)
imnotcreative12
Hey, how'd you know that :)
GoodChange
Your dog has different shades of pink and red around the nose and ears. Just though you should know
imnotcreative12
I do know he has a pink chin :)
Zahnradfee
And actually his grey is rather brownish. Somewhere inbetween.
whatupcorgibutt
My best friend is severely colorblind and I’m like his seeing color human
PearjuiceATX
Some smaller avocados are brown or black on the outside the larger one (like in the picture) are green on the outside
PearjuiceATX
So, you weren't wrong, @op
CrazyMrowLady
Are all your tattoos black?
ampzilla
It's very clearly green dude.
imnotcreative12
Nope, the one in the photo wasn't finished then. It is full of colors, which my wife helped me pick out/match to the painting it's based on.
khora
So now you are colored.
imnotcreative12
Spinbot11
I kinda have it easier than you. I have rod monochromacy so everything is black and white. I just don't talk about colors at all!
Saturniidae
French Art Film-O-Vision
odraencoded
"Everything is black and white." Talk about extremism.
Zahnradfee
Read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_Grey
imnotcreative12
Whoa, I've never met anyone that only sees black and white. Closest I've seen is someone who could only see a specific shade of yellow.
RosemaryKerr
Same. Best friend can only see yellow close to the same way i see it.
sunyudai
I have a friend who only sees greyscale and bluescale. He's a professional artist.
PaintedSlate
Relevant: https://www.ted.com/talks/neil_harbisson_i_listen_to_color
Juicytoast
My highschool science teacher couldn't see reds. So if he came in wearing pink, we knew he got in a fight with his wife because she picked..
1jetpackangel
After that one ruined work, a kid in my HS art class learned I wouldn't make fun of him if he asked, "is this dark green or black?"
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
I've had this happen, got to school and the ladies told me I look really good in pink. I owned it, but had a lil chat with my mother after.
Chiran
Mom used to pick out dads clothes for him because he is somewhat colorblind. That stopped when he learned his shirt was pink
MyCatsNameIsJared
My biology teacher was testing everyone to see if they were color blind and found out he couldnt see lime green.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
My maths teacher in year 9 found out she was colourblind in class when she kept mentioning the yellow writing on the board when it was red.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
The whole class was confused. She thought we were messing with her. It took us about 5 minutes to convince her that we weren't.
Juicytoast
Put all of his clothes. His reaction was priceless everytime.
imnotcreative12
My wife doesn't pick out my clothes, but she could definitely mess with me if she wanted to.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
I'd be surprised if there weren't an app for that at this point.
kakaopor
There is. It tells you the color you look at, simulate colorblindness, shift colors. At least they say it works, I could not confirm. Link>>
kakaopor
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.colorblindpal.colorblindpal
rabidpenguine
Do those red-blue 3d glasses still work for you? I'd think so, but not 100% sure.
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
Fellow grey, ehhh kinda. They don't work because of the color you see, they work because the lenses filter light at slightly different speed
TallowsRevenge
that uses light filtering before the eye. receptors to sense presence (Not wavelength/color) would still work on that light
imnotcreative12
It's always a bit blurry. Not sure if it's that way for everyone, or because of my colorblindess, or because of my horrendous eyesight.
urxgf666
Omg, I have 20/20 and it's blurry for me too, never thought that it's a colorblind thing. I'll add that we can never shop for clothes alone
MagicMemeXXL
Colour blindness doesn't change red/green 3d, the effect comes from the lenses filtering the light not your eyes picking the colours up
Pixel8yt
Horrendous eyesighr. I have to wear glasses either over or under the 3d ones
imnotcreative12
Yea, I run into that problem too. It's why I don't watch anything in 3D. Not worth the headache.
rabidpenguine
Yeah, they're usually kinda blurry for me too. The newer ones with polarized lenses are a bit sharper though.
LootenetDan
So... You see like how a dog is supposed to see. That's pretty awesome
PaintedSlate
Odd to see both protanopia and deuteranopia at the same time. You might be right, but we'd need to know the specific levels/mechanisms.
Telleostar
Not that odd. I've also got both. It's tritanopia that's truly rare, since that gene is autosomal, not sex-linked.
PaintedSlate
True, I guess it'd be .1% for both (~10% * ~1%, iirc). What is the effect, specifically? Neither M nor L cones work, so why is yellow clear?
PaintedSlate
That is, for extreme cases of both. For milder, I wouldn't expect that full effect anyway.
Telleostar
Short answer is, yellow isn't clear. I frequently confuse it with green because the effect on my M and L cones isn't symmetrical.
NotShakespearesSchool
Yah. I appreciate you sharing. My toddler is being assessed because you shared. He says some of the same things about items that you do. TY
imnotcreative12
Awesome! Glad I could help. The younger you know the better. You can train kids to recognize colors even if they don't see them properly.
imnotcreative12
I'd be much worse if I hadn't had an excellent Montessori School teacher.
NotShakespearesSchool
Glad to hear you like Montessori. Trying to get little man a scholarship to one. :) on the right track.
sunyudai
THIS! Colorblindness is more common than peopel think, and very easy for parents to miss. "This is Green, This is Red!" (Toddler thinks...
sunyudai
"Okay, so red is like green") and occasionally gets teased for getting em switched but never realizes they are supposed to be more distinct.
imnotcreative12
I tell people that red and green are similar all the time, and apparently they're actually really different.
sunyudai
For most, they are distinct enough that it is very difficult to imagine confusing then, almost black and white levels.
imnotcreative12
Weird. I can't imagine seeing colors that way really. Other than blue and yellow they all kind of mush together.
Americanzeroterms
OH MY GOD. I knew I was color blind but had no idea that peanut butter was green or that the outside of avocados was green either. WTF
QueenCousland
Peanut butter is brown. All the avocados you've seen are probably green, but they go brown if they're overripe or rotten.
toddthewee
Technically, a ripe and ready avocado would be much more brown than green.
toddthewee
...and I learned just now that there are multiple species of avocado, some of which would be green when ripe, some brown. Egad!
sunyudai
Avocados can range from green to brown depending on species and ripeness - greens are usually the desirable ones.
EightPointThreeZeroSixSixTwoThreeEightSixTwoNineSquared
I think I was just as surprised to find this out too, my whole life has been a lie
imnotcreative12
Peanut butter isn't green. I always thought it was.
Americanzeroterms
Ah
sunyudai
Avocados can range from green to brown depending on species and ripeness - greens are usually the desirable ones.
circlebreaker
FYI, you two; the brown cows are the ones that make chocolate milk.
mt77932
I just learned peanut butter isn't green because of your post.
odraencoded
I want green peanut butter now.
lonelystrandedalien
very generous use of food coloring should do the trick
djknetic
So if peanut butter was actually green, what color would it look?
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
About the Avocado; some are brown/black all the time. Some start out green and turn a brownish colour as they ripen. And, I guess, some 1/2
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
are green(-ish) all the way(?). 2/2
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
Addendum: I posted this because I did a serious double-take at the "they're not brown"-bit as about 95% of the avocados we sell, well, are.
amp99
@OP are there any phone apps where you can take a picture of something and your phone identifies the colour of a particular area of the pic?
amp99
e.g. you take a picture of the charging light on the headphone battery charger and the app can tell you if the light is red or green?
sunyudai
Yes, but they don't work as well with light sources. Great for, say, a printed spreadsheet though.
imnotcreative12
Some people shared a few with me last time I did this. They work ok, but I couldn't get them to be that accurate/specific.
amp99
Hmm, disappointing. It doesn't sound too difficult. Sadly I don't do any phone programming, or I'd see if I could knock something together.
TheBreadlord
I mean.. really you only need a paint or photoshop style colorpicker that shows you the rbg code for a color.
TheBreadlord
Back in highschool when I first learned html I learned the rbg code by heart and started writing it in directly because I understood it.
Heck134
I just downloaded and tested Color Grab on Android, and it seemed to work even on lights, but I didn't test that much.
Its6Am
I can relate! On a different matter, I'm anosmic aka can't smell. The questions; always the same, always.
khora
My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible.
imnotcreative12
That's really interesting. How did you find out about that?
sunyudai
Have a friend who was born without the ability to smell. He'll have me come scope the apartment before inviting lady-friends over.
Its6Am
That's one of the questions :) Due a flu. 12 years ago.
imnotcreative12
Damn. I tried. One more... How often does it come up in your day to day?
Its6Am
Everyday, just like yours. World is kinda blaah without smell (or taste, which I also lack). Just like yours must be. I really liked--
Its6Am
--your story! Thank you!
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
The car is a dark blue. What was the name of the paint they used? I'm sure it had some edgy description.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Dark blue seems edgy enough
DoctorDudeBruh
honestly it looks sort fo purple to me too
rinjvonscoot
It's a 2010 civic, i have the same exact model in the same color. when i bought it, that color was "Royal Blue Pearl"
rinjvonscoot
it definitely looks purple at some angles
imnotcreative12
They told me midnight blue.
TheBestRussian
My car is bayou blue. What the hell does that even mean?
Yupurineutah
The color code is on the VIN plate on the door jamb. With that, she can look up the color. What make is the car?
automaticallymoderated
I thought for a second you were saying it was in the VIN. I missed the “plate” part. Carry on.
Yupurineutah
It is in the VIN. But don't post that here.
automaticallymoderated
Oh, well in that case, I get to use this after all!
TheBlueMuppet
Fun fact, my Midnight Blue Cherokee looked dead purple under sodium bulbs, the cheap, dimmer ones they use in parking lots.
Zahnradfee
Haha. I guessed "Midnight Sky" before opening and reading your answer. I should become a car-colour-namer.
vorodar
But remember - with great power, comes great responsibility.
Zahnradfee
Just imagine I'd name a yellow car "Donkey piss"! The horror! ... But I know I can do it. I'll be the watchful guardian of the >
Zahnradfee
coating catalogue.
TheBlackVan
A friend has a 2011 Ford in midnight blue and I think it looks purple, too. He assures me it is just very dark blue. I'm not convinced
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Ford and Yamaha have some questionable blue tones.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
I think the other is electric blue.
LeSethX
That is pretty close to some shades of purple, to be fair. Although I dont recall seeing a purple car, at least not recently
OnlyBegottenDaughter
i drove a purple scion for a couple of years. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/f6/e9/2bf6e9eba4cc22525482e8bc27a1f4ec.jpg
n0n53n53
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Midnight blue started the year after I bought my new car and I was always a little jealous.
GingerbreadManX
We call that blurple
SergeiBoobtitsky
What is "light urple?"
TheIncrediblePirate
OMG. My friend and I used to call it Blapa which is Dutch ‘blauw - paars’ or: blue - purple. Amazing that more people do this!
dontreadmyusernameplease
Good read. A big red arrow for you!
dizzyalways101
Lol!
JesterMcPickles
Hey that's not very ni.... oh
imnotcreative12
When imgur changed the arrow colors, I didn't see what all the fuss was about.
GingerLaird
Focus on the direction, not the color. Colors aren't super important as long as you don't try to be an electrician.
sharK11
Seriously you need to know that avocados, and all fruits alike, change colors based on ripeness... Avos go from green to a brown black gray
sharK11
-ish type of color, definitely not brown but not definitely green when ripe, there being said there are many species of avocados that vary.
Luckx
Did you know that both (OP) and (You) are green?
MiCasaEsMufasa
I never knew they changed.
iynque
It went from like a pure RGB green to the current kind of minty/slightly blue green, and people were *MAD* about it.
Killcupidsaaki
Iseewhatyoudidthere
sarkonas
Idontseewhatyoudidthere
TrueGreenman
Isawwhatyoudothere
Ralpheo
Iseewhatyoudidntseethere
Mavgurian
I have a similar color problem - but I could see the green landmines in the green grass during an outdoor demonstration quite well.
KaptenN
I heard that in WW2 the Germans did experiments with using colour-blind reconnaissance pilots to see through camouflage nets.
Mavgurian
Sadly no real source can be found via google. Would have been interesting.
KaptenN
Doesn't mean that it isn't true. Such experiments may not have any well-known documentation. It's well-known that camouflage that fools...
sunyudai
Rarely, but sometimes, it is an advantage.
spicefreak
That's why it never died out. There are evolutionary advantages to having one or two colourblind in a herd.
seacaptain7231415
I’m super colorblind as well. Wtf are you saying, peanut butter isn’t green? This is actually true? What color is it then?
strideo
A sorta brown, dark beige color.
Tyr13
A light brown. If its green, it should probably be thrown away. :P
SKELETONMAAAN
Like sand, but darker.
khora
Peanut.
imnotcreative12
Brown apparently. I liked it better when it was green though.
seacaptain7231415
Brown? Ew. This is rather unsettling. Nice post OP.
sunyudai
More of a tan-brown.
Zahnradfee
It's ochre colored. A dark yellow or light brown.
seacaptain7231415
Ochre? You just made that up!
Zahnradfee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre