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May 21, 2018 8:41 AM
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Blackmetalhappiness
Oh yeah, who doesn't "know" Becky?
Solivoid
I think there's a good reason why his friends / acquaintances only hear he is getting married within a day.
PookieDragon
At least she has good hair
hellfrogger
Maybe step up your sex game instead of being intimidated that a woman might have had good sex at some point. JFC.
MLnation113
Becky! It's killing me!
Hedon
Damn it Becky
BigTex1
And yet, even though Becky is a slut, @Op still manages to out suck her.
TheAkmu
The amount of guys frustrated with women commenting in this post is amazing. All of you really need to step back of internet a little lol
ath1337e
Well assuming it happened before the relationship started, Becky should be able to do whatever she wants and those guys can suck it.
Bobblesisaderpcat
MrMineHeads
/r/ComedyCemetary
TheGooseMoose
You got it all wrong Ben is the hoe
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
This is some real shite shit here fellas.
cjarvis989
Becky lemme smash
HomosapianDaGreekGod
I saw the ending coming but still laughed
Voodoozirkus
that was not funny
DarkHeresy
With the good hair?
TheProphetsDream
Why'd you do everyone Becky?
dasklaus
Why not?
Longbowgun
@Becky
awholelotofnothin
It's almost like guys want to wear out hundreds of pairs of shoes, but never use a pair of pre-worn shoes. Except the shoes are people.
meganical
“Bitch’ll such a dick for freeeee”
ImNotTaylorSwift
I'm not a whore.
cataleap
Nobody said you were.
Okiegoon
I get that reference. :)
WhoseDevelopmentIsArrestedAnyway
But I like to do it
PurgetheMutant
If women are annoyed by this it's "spot the feminist", if not it's women-on-women violence. Can do no right
darkninja2992
So, the poor groom's bride is a whore?
xParanoidSchizo
Becky might be a whore. But of all the dick she's had she wants yours forever
ISayFuckAllTheTime
And she knows what to do with it
boywiththehappypenis
The one time you actually need to be paranoid ~ and fuck it, you're all trusting.
Chingchongpotatojack
Exactly
MateriaCaelestis
This comment section is straight outta r/incel
DesignationR
Nah she wants financial stability so she can whore around in peace
TeddieBur
wishful n feeble thinking. becky realizes shes getting old and there are new pretty girls so time for becky to feel obligated to settle
Blackmetalhappiness
That was so beautiful.
iarecow
your alimony payments*
Beeekman
corsettedconfectioner
That face when you're Becky
beckeryorkmorgan
me too. Why everyone gotta hate on the Beckys.
corsettedconfectioner
Idk ... I can't help that I'm so popular
TedTheMan
All the beautiful stuff you make, then we go searching for more treats and...
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
There's a sexylosers.com comic series about this.Guy meets an amazing girl but his friends keep telling him what a whore she is. 1/
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Ends up a mistaken identity *after* he breaks up with her.She becomes a camgirl to attract him back,but he thinks it's spam. 2/
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
She ends up doing gangbangs when he finally wants to come back to her.and he gets depressed from his missed chances. EOL
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Here's the link https://www.sexylosers.com/series/a-hentai-made-of-glass/
OppaiBestPie
If Becky were a tree
FairClouds
I would have called her the "Giving Tree", but that works too!
OppaiBestPie
If Becky were a cartoon
notashill
Thanks for ruining my childhood
OppaiBestPie
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Gaeuikj
OppaiBestPie
eldarthe
what the fuck
OppaiBestPie
eldarthe
pls stop
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Oh I get it, enjoying sex devalues a woman and makes her worthless! Hilarious!
KingBohica
This reminds me of that game "Spot the feminist." Have you guys ever played?
ShitBricks
being a whore =/ enjoying sex
MissAamie
If you can't find the humor in this, you really shouldn't be on this site
davidkim5452
Do woman not think the same for men who sleep around?
mrmessma
Men and women do.
Favri
You mean no one checked to see if this offended you in some way before publishing it?! I am outraged!! I'll make sure it never happens again
ICanHasJava
Yeah, poor guy, now his property isn't worth as much as he thought. Darn women, having agency and such!
Nixf0rm
I hate people like you
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
Why? He's right.
temujin9
I cultivate hate from people like you. If left to ferment, it turns into the finest of whines.
Jaynecobb7
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT
HarbingerOfDownvotes
Sex isn't a 'one night only' event, some of us actually have sex with the same person more than once instead of fucking 60 different people
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Does that make you better?
HarbingerOfDownvotes
Having a long list of ex-partners doesn't indicate that you enjoy sex, it indicates that you lack the ability to maintain a relationship.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
Ok, so if you enjoy ltr, why cant some other person enjoy one night stands?
faptasticvoyage
There are differences between enjoying sex and being reckless with sex.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Where did it say she was reckless? Maybe she was extremely careful and safe.
SilentHowling
Those who are careful don't get a reputation for sleeping around. Those who are safe tell people they sleep w/ multiple partners 1/2
SilentHowling
So it shouldn't be a surprise for the dude marrying her. 2/2
TheMostSolidSnake
Or maybe she wasn't.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Sure. But it didn't say either way, so we don't know. The "joke" is just about her having a lot of sex, not about her being unsafe.
TheMostSolidSnake
Yep, and it's a joke. If its genders were reversed it would be the same joke, and I still would have chuckled. The joke isn't even the sex