Insane balancing skills 

Apr 9, 2018 11:11 AM

Russia? Must be Russia.

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I’m fine, thank you. And you?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The little lass looks a tad possessed.

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How else could she warm her cold feet on the radiator..

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Balance game en pointe

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Holy crap. My kid's about her age, and she knee'd herself in the head while putting on her socks this morning.

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Sometimes I trip over air

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I recognise the huge skill level on display, but I weep for the future of her toes and feet :(

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I fell out of my chair while watching this.

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You must have been fapping a bit to hard.

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I twisted my ankle while watching this.

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SWEEP THE LEG

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I have to sit down to put on my flip flops

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curse my weak frail ankles

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train more ;)

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Mine are double jointed. Can’t even ice skate

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DON'T google "ballerina's feet"!

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You are awful, now I have to do it

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When you're done, Google duck penis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'know what? I'ma just leave this here. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/c9/d4/77c9d47ee4b5984c33716e0c8933249e.jpg

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Her T-shirt is mocking me. Fuck you ya spooky midget

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Roger Ebert permanently retired the word "midget" from his column after Danny Woodburn wrote to him, called it "hate word" for little people

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well fuck him too

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Fuck whom, why?

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Igettherefference.gif

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That is actually incredible. I never knew dogs had that much of a sense of balance

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That dog better be drowning in treats after that.

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what a good boy

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10/10 would fall, break neck and marry a rich older women who doesn't mind having a 22 year old handicapped husband.

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I don't know where I was going with this.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

TL:DR; Aang and Katara had sex.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

what a ride

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Black Widow in training?

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You need more points

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Seeing this right after seeing Jackie Chan's injuries.

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Just me, or does the place have a sort of "train assassins from childhood" vibe? (a la La Femme Nikita or Hanna)

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“You cant nurture rage, only design it from scratch”

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That’s just because ballerinas are all dead inside.

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First, you assasinate your worst enemy - yourself. Then ready to assasinate others.

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Yeah she sure doesn't look like she's having any fun.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I punched myself in the face while putting on a bra.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Have done same.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, but it was after I realized I'm a guy and need to stop doing that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm good thanks for asking! How are you?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well I can walk down stares without falling..... sometimes

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Who don't fall if he / she stares to intense

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I fell going up the stairs to put parts away at work Friday...I'm brilliant.

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Read that as ‘walk down stairs without farting’

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No chance I could manage that

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I can’t

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but you still can't spell stairs

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That's slightly more difficult, all that falling down has caused some dyslexia, so much so spell check now ignores me completely

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Also you're a scottish swanson, so not you're wrong but the bloody language is!

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this is sound so ill honor a pass

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walk down THIS stare! :

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I fuckin hate this but have to watch every time I see it.

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I’ve tripped UP a flight of stairs...several times

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The worst is when you're going up an escalator and then you fall down the stairs for like an hour and a half.

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Socks will do that to you on slippery stairs. I have had some ugly bruising by this

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Whoever says they haven’t is probably not being truthful LOL

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All I'm wondering about is why is the heater so dam high

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It'd be a problem drying your skiddies on that radiator.

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I'm thinking HIGH ceilings near staircase, so better heat/air flow perhaps?

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Looks like it might have been at floor level before the stairwell was built.

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Because heat rises and so if you put your heater on the ceiling it has less to rise and rherefore you use less heat. Math

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It will be in a school they do this because kids are morons that like to touch hot things and visit hospitals

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Ok good to know

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My guess is that it's at the same level as the other ones on this floor and putting it there makes it easier to tie them together.

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Hanging it there is quite difficult, cast iron, steel pipework, all super heavy, plus that bend would have to hydrologicly bent, I'm a plum

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Hold my beer and call an ambulance.

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The Coroner will hold your beer

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What's the number to nine one one?

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0881-999-881-999-119-725-3

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At least you probably won't fall on the radiator.

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Never heard this before, gave me a legit laugh. Thank you!

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I’m relevant

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Ah, i see it's not the first time

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So jack Daniels?

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I'm gonna get a T-shirt with this written on it.

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That is brilliant.

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I'm more amazed i couldn't find anything by googling.

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Somewhere....somewhere.....in the darkest depths of EBay.

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I like the way it's on stairs to increase the chance of dying.

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Wait, this is watered down paint thinner.

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I'll dial 9-9 and wait for the scream.

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Don't discount the possibility that all you'll hear is a dull thud.

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It's amazing how often those go together

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EMT-P here, "Hey y'all watch this!" & "hold my beer" are cornerstones of my job security.

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Flawless preparation tho

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Earlier: "what would be the best place to pull this stunt? Uhm, probably the stairwell".

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Probably did actually happen. Not ideal safety-wise, but the lighting is nice - which is what won out obviously

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Can confirm, stairs have great lightning when they have giant windows, good places to shoot.

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Makes for a good camera angle.

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"Now do it on the staircase honey and don't break your neck! Mommy needs to get to the front page!"

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Whenyoure rich that's just part of the main hall.

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Nothing hones the senses like a marble stair case.

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But wood will have to do

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In Russia apartment watches you.

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When you live in a dingy old apartment in Russia...

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Why is the radiator up so high?

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To prevent children, drunks, and people in general from touching it while climbing the stairs, and burning themselves, opening up the land

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Came here to make this comment.

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And next to a window.

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 10, 2018 4:00 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You see Ivanka, when balancing on stairs, you are not falling for fear of broken neck

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- Confucius

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I love how everyone just agrees this is from Russia

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Good work Sasha, you not get beaten today. Make mother very proud.

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Good Job, now here's Cat back. "I had a dog" Is cat now!

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try Katiya

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Lol jk, gonna beat you anyway

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hahahahahaa

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Thank you for making the world a tiny more darker... +1

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Extra ration of borscht!

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Borsht is so good

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Sasha is boys name.

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It can absolutely be a girl's name

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It can be - my daughters name is Sasha. But its a diminutive of Alexander.

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...or Alexandra

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That mother being Mother Russia!!!

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For the glory of the mother land!

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Misses Putin *

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Good.... BUT YOU COULD DO BETTA!!! Next time don’t wobble so much!

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"wery" proud. Da.

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Black widow training program...

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The Red Room, IIRC

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I'll be honest, I just remember the montage from the movie, and something from cartoons. No expert, I 100% remember a ballerina moment there

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You remember correctly. The Red Room's cover was a prestigious ballet school when in fact it was the Black Widow program.

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And holy fuck, I googled Red Room (without specifying Marvel Comics) just to make sure and now wish I didn't.

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Although as someone born in the USSR... cover? Please, whole "fake" cities were built and there are STILL "closed" cities in russia.

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Ahh, thank you for the explanation.

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Having seen ballerinas' toes before, this is impressive but I just know how mangled her feet are.

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I was going to say, she looks kind of young to be en pointe already

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Depends. Better quality materials and techniques for making these shoes nowadays and therapy. Citation: My mothers feet versus my sisters.

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Or maybe your mom was just a lot more hardcore than your sister.

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I mean that is just objectively true in almost all walks of life.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Not just her feet, either. Internal crap happens too: Joints and ligaments get fucked and you can end up with crazy hyperextension injuries.

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Yea like those crazy Trainor's that force them into positions, while it looks like there limbs are gonna snap

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*trainer *they're and kinda *yeah

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 9, 2018 5:07 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Uh...no, this is inaccurate. I danced for a company for several years. We had custom made shoes with an allowance of 2 pairs a DAY during

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shoes schedule. Our shoes fit us perfectly and we never danced in dead shoes. Every single dancer I know had messed up feet. Maybe you’re

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Just lucky. Or not dancing with your all. Either way, I strongly feel you’re incorrect.

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Also, “show schedule” not “shoe schedule”

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Dead shoes?

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You're shoes are stiff when you first wear them and lose that stiffness as you dance. A lot of dancers wear them dead for better mobility.

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Lost their rigidity, those shoes aren't just silk covers, they provide support and protection.

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god dammit, this deserves much more than the 1 upvote i can give.......

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oh boy

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Gah, what is this? I remember it but I don't recognize it.

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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