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Source https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
Mar 22, 2026 9:07 PM
HastyPuddingPops
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Source https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
ziph3326
It’s SO F’ing sad that I can actually hear his dry raspy voice saying these words and believing every word!
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Give him a break. He was just following the teachings of his brother Ted, (& when I say Ted, I mean John) when he wanted to cool Mary Jo Kopechne off, by driving her car & her, off the Chappaquiddick Bridge. So, proof that maniacal behavior is passed down as well, through family (political) values. July 18th 1969. A date that is synonymous with a Kennedy. As long as there are Kennedy's running amok, this story will hang like steel chains around their necks
oukid
It's the toxins that are keeping them alive. That's why they die while sweating in hot cars. /s
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Thank fuck it's the Onion...
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Nanntuckett
I fail to see how RFK could refute this
OneMoreLime
Ah I see, interesting logic. Yes technically if you plan to ultimately leave the baby in a hot car vaccination is unnecessary...
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
A second there i was like "ok, Onion just got lazy and started quoting that moron"
StonesTwice
He's living proof the Kennedy's did drop him on his head as a baby......more than once
codenametrixie
I wonder how long it would take someone to sue them because they followed that advice?
rdement
didn't notice this was the onion at first.
Rishingo
LeifHietala
Are we sure it's The Onion and not an actual quote? I was certain the toilet seat cocaine thing was an Onion item.
BoomerTheYounger
That fkr def got left in daddy's chauffeured car many many times, obvy from his incomprehensible excuse of a voice, wrinkly leathery zombie skin and bizarre borderline dimentia brain-worm-infested skull. Daddy bribed someone to get that deviant his degrees!
expectnothingstillletdown
I HATE that I had to double check if this was satire.
Bam906
Has a CPS investigator I can argue that I have actually had charges pressed against people who have done this exact same thing. This guy has an IQ not as high as his shoe size
mycatsings
mycatsings
Blackfinity
This is the Onion. I would expect RFKjr to say something eminently more stupid, like putting babies in the microwave will toughen their immune systems.
thepeenisbehindthetrenchcoat
I know my cookies are done baking in the car when the baby stops screaming.
Seventytonsofmettle
A joke so dark that a police officer would beat it.
GBMaker
Yikes.
BreakfastForklift
I had a terrified moment before I realized it was The Onion. The sad thing is, I can believe he'd say something this stupid.
I'm not sure what part of that is worse...
cytherians
I have to wonder if he reads The Onion and gets some of his ideas from there.
🤔🤨🫤🙄🤪
Sechran
OhIfIMust
Jimthebutler
I wish he'd spend some more time in a hot car, too much time, ideally.
J3lek
That's probably part of what's wrong with him. That and the brain parasite
bloxxing
he looks like he already has.
FlatPlutoSociety
It's a tragedy that Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated, but it's an even greater tragedy that it didn't happen like 15 years sooner.
Newdonster
No water and the windows rolled up.
SalmonTheWise
But with his favorite Kid Rock music on.
Jimthebutler
Nah with his least favorite Taylor swift album on repeat.
ihavethelowground
With the heat cranked on the hottest setting, while wearing sub zero rated clothing.
L4dead2
And a hose connected to the exhaust that goes into a window