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FP edit: Polandball can into front page. Send boobs or don’t, I’m not in charge.
ProxyPlayerHD
UDBV
It's called polandball, not countryball. Even if polandball isn't in it, it's still polandball.
ThermoNuke
I just realized that the square Germany one is called “REICHtangle”... lulz
ChrisCovax
The first one is only wishful thinking!
Danishlmgurian
Oh how I have missed the country balls
shouldistayorshouldigo
Huldra
I want all the plush balls!!!
joemamadontcare
Need to take out second mortgage. Not cheap
AutoFox
Portugalball? They could have called it Portuball!
noxmeter
OutLaw2583
One of the best ones
CallMeRif
Voltorb
DSLANCASTER
I’m sorry but England sees England as roadmen weed and chavs, and the occasional racism too
imguraptor64
A large chunk of us Americans know how dumb we look/sound too... though even then we’re still a little proud about it, lol
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
"Belgium is in dead"
vliegtuig
Twice actually. Our ball also seems to be the dead one in battle at the very beginning.
36roentgen
All those wars would have been solved if the Roman Empire had just kept itself together. But it had to collapse, so selfish.
Lunazaak
I usually dont read these, glad i did.. asked my polish bf, and now..well.. KURWA!!!
juuri
As a german: I wish the first one was true, but its not. We cut our own balls off in fear of ever having real power again...
FrogBotherer
That Reightangle is a creepy MF.
questionableanswers
*reichtangle
SmileyZ
thisistheguy
Holy shit a Basque plushie ball?! Even with the beret that's amazing!
bisqwit
#1 History disagrees.![]()
Guess where Hitler learned how to exterminate Jews?
ABigFan22
How big are the plushies? I don't see a certified measuring banana.
LuckyLuke193
OP sure seems to like balls
GiantAsteroid2021
Tried to find Naziball...
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
I love Germany’s dark side in these comics
reiseri
Neuvostostoliitto :D
turpasauna
Neuvostostostostostoliittostosto
BoredAccountant
PLEASE tell me you can buy those plushie balls
thatusernamehasntalreadybeenchosen
I own three!
TheAmazingPencil
Is there a 9gag free version of that photo?
lexifornow
Lol reichtangle
purgethefilthyheretics
Don't buy one though. He shouldn't be making a profit off of an idea that he has so clearly stolen whit no care other than for profit.
linkinstreet
I am more confused of why Vietnam ball is yellow with three stripes. Is this a running gag?
HelloGecko
I found an cheaper alternative https://www.countryballplushies.com/collections/all
Jburli24
They might be too expensive but it would be awesome to have one for each country you've been to!
kamomilleshiningbeauty
Me for every country's language I learn :)
cbjfan
you can buy those plushie balls
dlm999
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loooanji
Please don't recognize ISIS as a "country".
OriginaIPoster
There's also a "country"ball for Black people, cities, etc. It's just a ball.
Alkuam
The point was probably to represent it as a separate entity from everything else rather than to lend it any credibility.
lawideas
#1 - Except what Germany actually does in response to terrorism is cover it up and then invite more disaffected, angry Muslim men in.
JosteinCena
Europe is bending itself over for these refugees. Denying any problems it causes and calling everyone who says so "White nationalists"
JosteinCena
I'm living in Europe. And its horrifying to see this narrative pushed by everyone. Despite the evidence. WTF is happening to us?
Engineerguy99
The one about Britain leaving EU is not true Scotland can't be freed because it is free, we voted to stay part of the UK
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Engineerguy99
In a UK wide referendum in which the UK voted to leave, more people voted to stay in the UK than voted to stay in EU in Scotland
previoustopcomment
Those were separate referendums at different times, if the EU referendum had been first scotland would likely have voted to leave the UK.
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Engineerguy99
It's considered undemocratic to have a fair referendum and then ignore the result of it
Engineerguy99
And also public opinion in our recent elections has shown that people still don't want independence
shimmernshine
@op add bikini atoll to your dump.
DatSEAsian4ever29
I've never seen this, this is gold!
Mimsey
Fun fact: The hydrogen bomb was clean! The reaction mostly produces helium and maybe water. /1
Mimsey
However, iirc, they used fission explosions to create the temperature and pressure necessary for fusion... /2
Mimsey
So their "clean" nuclear bomb ended up exploding surrounded by fission fallout, spraying it far and wide. /3
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Mimsey
That's a pretty big "when". The temperature requirement is like 100 million degrees. Cold fusion might not be physically possible.
twozerooz
Cold fusion is definitely not physically possible per laws of physics
Mimsey
Seems that way, but I still wouldn't be surprised if there's a way to simulate or approach it another way.
twozerooz
Huh? Why? And how do you propose a hydrogen bomb be made without the nuclear bomb component?
Mimsey
2/ Consider also that even current state-of-the-art fusion reactors only sustain for seconds, if that. We're a ways out from fusion weps.
JonnyTightlips
Nope... As said above, tons of radiation fallout from the fission reaction used to start the fusion hydrogen reaction
twozerooz
He literally just said that
JonnyTightlips
Whoops, didn't check the UN.. Thought it was a different person
beardedbeerdeer
I wish Germany did the thing in the first one.
Mimsey
That would require white germans to actually start having kids again so the government didn't have to mass-import labor from the mid east.
CTMGame
Nah, we are the Good Cop. France is the Bad Cop now.
TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
guten tag
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
You let the hulk out it's hard to get him back
PersonWithAPaintbrush
#1
baldbear
No yuo don't when think it again.
baldbear
This is supposed to be "ballspeech"
AustriaNotAustralia
me too... me too.now we have hundreds of sleepers in europe and our lifes will never be the same. we got barriers on our christmas markets..
RadioactivePancake
Du fällst mir hier langsam ungut auf mit deinem dauernden rechten Gerülpse.
AustriaNotAustralia
FYI he called me a racist because I am AGAINST islamic terror. Ladies and Gents: Germanys new left. Just as stupid as your SJWs
AustriaNotAustralia
Aha...gegen Terror zu sein ist also rechts. Idiot
questionableanswers
Nee, aber das rechte Gerülpse das @RadiactivePancake erwähnt ist schon auffällig. Auf jeden Fall bist du ein leichtes Opfer für Rattenfänger
AustriaNotAustralia
Ich war als Soldat an der Grenze und hab alles live gesehen. Ihr Kinder habt ja keine Ahnung worauf ihr euch da einlässt
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Taking in those people was the right thing to do. How we let em in..maybe have been done better. There is no avoiding terrorists though.
AustriaNotAustralia
I never said any different. I just wanted more controll HOW we let them in and WHO. Thats enough for people to call me racist...meh
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The problem is, with control it would have went way slower. People would have suffered greatly. And we still could not hold the bad guys out
AustriaNotAustralia
The worst thing we did was to cut the budgets for the refugee camps in lebanon etc. Thats why these people moved to Europe
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Sure, we could have held some known criminals out, but actual terrorists? Can just cross by forest. We ain't getting a fence.
misho
Dude... take a deep breath and relax. Terrorism isn't anything new, and we'll deal with it this brand as well. And remember that the 1/2
AustriaNotAustralia
It is new to me, and it could have been prevented . Letting millions of people in without any controll is national suicide
misho
objective of terrorism is to spread fear, so exaggerations such as yours are part of the problem and not the solution. 2/2
RockPapersBeer
That dude just wishes we still lived in the good old days, you know: RAF, IRA, and palestines taking planes hostage every other week.
Mimsey
How is it an exaggeration when it's true? Germany literally, objectively, 100% put barriers up in some places to stop truck attacks.
misho
I was referring to the "our lives will never be the same" part. Life in Northern Europe is safer and more prosperous than it has ever been.
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
So... is Germany on the verge of going sith again?
Barkinsons
Not really, but the far right has gained a lot of momentum since the refugee crisis
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
Ah I see. Tbh I don’t blame them. What the refugees are going through is a shit deal, but if it increases the risk of a terror attack I >
OriginaIPoster
A lot of these refugee's are assholes. I'm sure some are fine but if you watch the videos they squat on highways and attack people. It's bad
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
< wouldn’t want them in my area either. But that goes for anyone, which is why I dislike 97% of people. *hermits away*
JosteinCena
The biggest problem isnt terrorism. It's the civil unrest and economical problems due to different cultures being showed togheter at mass.
JosteinCena
The far right party's are getting attention because they're the only ones talking about it. Everyone else denies it and calls you a racist.