Mar 22, 2017 5:38 AM
LiteralLemon
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Matratic
Yellow are the worst starburst. Just sayin'.
tetragrammatan
but...but..bartenders don't walk up to people. people walk up to them.
Monkeyfighter
Don't forget the other great scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEnOSwRTJig
LosPer
Male penis is redundant....
IshouldBedoingMySchoolWork
Starburstsinyourmouth
I'm just here for the username relation
MrTuttlesDriversEDClass
Jennifer Love-Hewitt- the ultimate 90's girl
axelfive
roscuro
What's sad is this is believable.
SlightlyFig
Nice post and all but your username ruined everything for me >:-(
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
Fucking biiiiiittch
StefanDeWynter
which show is this?
cerpintaxt475
The male penis is one of the worst penises there are.
ThisIsFrigglish
Someone's going to be drinking fruit juice that once saw a bottle of rum all night.
mikebigby
"The male penis"
eric42724
Damn, I remember watching this, damn she's hot
superanth
I loved that scene. For a lot of reasons.
vahanian
Your name forces me to downvote your blasphemy
blackstar1695
Your name is Best name
deluxury
*early 2000s intensifies*
VigorousButtstuff
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
thisusernamesux
I've always been so into her lol. The original celeb crush.
Honeybadger2198
I bet you like the yellow ones you sick bastard. You disgust me.
lprend17
Whats this from
Bollramm
Watch it, it's hilarious :)
One of the incredible Jennifer Love Hewitt's few good movies.
ladyweatherwax
Heartbreakers
sammichm
mrsrowan
It's new to me!
FriendlyCordyceps
Someone hasn't seen it.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
That counts for literally everything. Including the sun ;p
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
*reads user name* ....Fuck You.
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Pink is the worst and OP, in this ONE instance, is not a fag
Maximumerhamster
Agreed. Obviously it's the red ones that suck the most.
Kage197
I think lemon is
Out of the original flavors, strawberry is my favorite!
ghostwarlock
GuacuaMan
I agree with you. Pink and yellow are the best.
ToasterPP
You like yellow? Wtf are you retarded?
Its called refined.
I agree on pink, but yellow(??)))?))?) r u seriosu
therealpopkiller
Holy crap, Zach Galifianakas was in Heartbreakers!
BahamutBBob
They were all in things before The Hangover, but Doug was the only "famous" one.
FluentPenguin
He looks kinda different without the bird. And while wearing a little pink dress.
JorgeCarmoPereira
And Sarah Silverman
jsktrogdor
.................. Zach Galifianakas was in Heartbreakers?!
TheRealDurdan
Yay?
Aximilli
I've never seen it. Worth watching?
There's some good parts (see above image)
Thanks, I missed it the first time.
Sageypie
Holy crap, I've seen this GIF so many times and just always thought it was from Waiting. That totally is Heartbreakers. Thanks for that.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Heartbreakers was such a good movie
Hullaballoonatic
Gif....
Yeah, this is usually posted a GIF. This time, it's stills.
MrJelle
His name's Zach Gaskafinaski. I hope I got that right.
TwoCheese
Zach Galiafinafuck*
WhitneyLikeHoustonButNotDeadYet
Watch Out Cold
Lmfao I still can't look at bubble jets the same way
Thenakedman90
" You ever been in one of those lesbian chat rooms Pigpen?"
LyraSilvertongue
I love that movie
TimberWilly
We met at a bar called Pedro O'Horney's
palmo
You mean casablanca in the snow?
soylentbeef
"This suit is making my nuts rageous!" I still think of that line every time I buy a Nutrageous candy bar, and thats the only candybar I buy
iamlurkerllama
Carpe Diem seize the.... . . . Carp!
DirtMallRat
Fuckk i love that movie
ThemHardNutz
Best fucking movie
brokenattackhelicopter
Hot tub scene!
jizanthipussss
so good, tried that spinning car thing when buddy was passed out, he had a seizure and hasn't talked to us in 10 years! lol good timezz
It's fine you dont need the kind of friend who wusses out and has a seizure every time he thinks he's going to die.
Dmaneyes74
Don't want that kind of attention, don't dress to get that kind of attention... seems simple to me.
applesforjuice
Plus he could have been asking to get her a drink so he can have a conversation and find these things out about her, how else would he know?
PigeonFace
I'm terrified if I ever try to talk to a girl like that she'll react this way, or assume I'm just being friendly because I'm a girl too :(
ICantFindTheRightUsername
True I always dress in what's most comfortable and I've been hit on 0 times. And my friend is annoyed people hit on her when her boobs are o
IreallyMGur
In the movie, she's a con artist, she is indeed specifically trying to get attention. Just from obviously rich dudes.
eggmuffin
You may desire the attention while still be perfectly within your rights to be irritated by lazy, unimaginative pickup-attempts.
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
She probably does have the intelligence of a Thermos though. She gave herself away early on and I don't know why Thermos is capitalized.
Darkspire
Found the Thermos
PlurmpDankensteinMcFlurntinTheCatEsquire
Funny how you question it but also capitalize it twice...
What can I say, I'm easily influenced and want to follow the popular trend. So I'm naturally aghast to find myself so harshly downvoted.
LadyArwen
The best & truest retort to that I have heard is, women do want that kind of attention, just not from you.
[deleted]
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
It would make no sense to not EXPECT that kind of attention from douches. It's still okay to not WANT it and to complain about it.
Niddhoger
So why put on clothes to attract attention, then attack anyone who gives it to you? We aren't clairvoyant to know who the "right" person is.
So I can't look sexy for my boyfriend, myself, or for the men I am attracted to because every stranger thinks they're entitled to it?
Also, I would only "attack" someone with didn't bother with a real conversation. In my experience, men keep pushing after a polite rejection
That's my exact point. You shouldn't immediately counter "hey...." with "FUCK OFF, CREEP." Don't assume the worst at "hello"
TwoPumpTrump
Aside from her tits, Jennifer Love Hewitt really was talentless.
Vectorman2
Aside from hitting a baseball really well Derek Jeter wasn't that great of a baseball player.
StTriniansHeadBoy
I don't think "tits" is a talent.
KeeleonOhms
The people who made JLH famous seem to disagree.
Anyone can HAVE them, but keeping yourself that in shape and attractive is definitely worth something!
thatgoddamncyclist
You're not wrong, but you're not right either.
TheLastCthulhuCultist
...who else would watch a show about the Antichrist being like this?
Bedazzled?
Natillac123
For everyone that has a Brenden Fraser boner.
She does play the Devil in another rather terrible movie. But her outfit changes are nice.
penguinrlc
Bedazzled with Elizabeth Hurley as the devil + Brendan Fraser
BigMistakeBigHUGE
Watch Lucifer. Fun, sex, booze. Ya got it all.
HervThberge
Except it's terrible.
mushroombirdornaments
binge watched this recently on hulu not expecting much and fucking loved it.
ravensteel539
Such a hreat show. Gotta thank imgur for introducing me to it last year
skch
but... he WAS a demon in DOGMA!!!
OrionRed
A FREAKIN' demon!
delpharseven
Check out 'Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil'. The Devil is voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
Mapuchii
.
DefaultImgurUsername
Loved that show. Also talking of devil shows "ahhhh! It's the Mr hell show" was good
TornCreMaster
NZSheeps
Web, Film or TV?
PapaShu
TV. Was on adult swim a good while ago
Dotted
EVen better! The Antichrist...as a minister. Oh man...Saves souls by day, damns them by night. Fuck yes.
balmut
Preacher's not the Antichrist.
Sorry but that's not right.
Theberberian
Umm, no he is possessed by Genesis
daveydwb
UMMM ACTUALLY
Matratic
Yellow are the worst starburst. Just sayin'.
tetragrammatan
but...but..bartenders don't walk up to people. people walk up to them.
Monkeyfighter
Don't forget the other great scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEnOSwRTJig
LosPer
Male penis is redundant....
IshouldBedoingMySchoolWork
Starburstsinyourmouth
I'm just here for the username relation
MrTuttlesDriversEDClass
Jennifer Love-Hewitt- the ultimate 90's girl
axelfive
roscuro
What's sad is this is believable.
SlightlyFig
Nice post and all but your username ruined everything for me >:-(
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
Fucking biiiiiittch
StefanDeWynter
which show is this?
cerpintaxt475
The male penis is one of the worst penises there are.
ThisIsFrigglish
Someone's going to be drinking fruit juice that once saw a bottle of rum all night.
mikebigby
"The male penis"
eric42724
Damn, I remember watching this, damn she's hot
superanth
I loved that scene. For a lot of reasons.
vahanian
Your name forces me to downvote your blasphemy
blackstar1695
Your name is Best name
deluxury
*early 2000s intensifies*
VigorousButtstuff
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
thisusernamesux
I've always been so into her lol. The original celeb crush.
Honeybadger2198
I bet you like the yellow ones you sick bastard. You disgust me.
lprend17
Whats this from
Bollramm
Watch it, it's hilarious :)
Monkeyfighter
One of the incredible Jennifer Love Hewitt's few good movies.
ladyweatherwax
Heartbreakers
sammichm
mrsrowan
It's new to me!
FriendlyCordyceps
Someone hasn't seen it.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
That counts for literally everything. Including the sun ;p
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
*reads user name* ....Fuck You.
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Pink is the worst and OP, in this ONE instance, is not a fag
Maximumerhamster
Agreed. Obviously it's the red ones that suck the most.
Kage197
I think lemon is
Kage197
Out of the original flavors, strawberry is my favorite!
ghostwarlock
GuacuaMan
I agree with you. Pink and yellow are the best.
ToasterPP
You like yellow? Wtf are you retarded?
GuacuaMan
Its called refined.
ToasterPP
I agree on pink, but yellow(??)))?))?) r u seriosu
therealpopkiller
Holy crap, Zach Galifianakas was in Heartbreakers!
BahamutBBob
They were all in things before The Hangover, but Doug was the only "famous" one.
FluentPenguin
He looks kinda different without the bird. And while wearing a little pink dress.
JorgeCarmoPereira
And Sarah Silverman
jsktrogdor
.................. Zach Galifianakas was in Heartbreakers?!
TheRealDurdan
Yay?
Aximilli
I've never seen it. Worth watching?
therealpopkiller
There's some good parts (see above image)
Aximilli
Thanks, I missed it the first time.
Sageypie
Holy crap, I've seen this GIF so many times and just always thought it was from Waiting. That totally is Heartbreakers. Thanks for that.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Heartbreakers was such a good movie
Hullaballoonatic
Gif....
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Yeah, this is usually posted a GIF. This time, it's stills.
MrJelle
His name's Zach Gaskafinaski. I hope I got that right.
TwoCheese
Zach Galiafinafuck*
WhitneyLikeHoustonButNotDeadYet
Watch Out Cold
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Lmfao I still can't look at bubble jets the same way
Thenakedman90
" You ever been in one of those lesbian chat rooms Pigpen?"
LyraSilvertongue
I love that movie
TimberWilly
We met at a bar called Pedro O'Horney's
palmo
You mean casablanca in the snow?
soylentbeef
"This suit is making my nuts rageous!" I still think of that line every time I buy a Nutrageous candy bar, and thats the only candybar I buy
iamlurkerllama
Carpe Diem seize the.... . . . Carp!
DirtMallRat
Fuckk i love that movie
ThemHardNutz
Best fucking movie
brokenattackhelicopter
Hot tub scene!
jizanthipussss
so good, tried that spinning car thing when buddy was passed out, he had a seizure and hasn't talked to us in 10 years! lol good timezz
ThemHardNutz
It's fine you dont need the kind of friend who wusses out and has a seizure every time he thinks he's going to die.
Dmaneyes74
Don't want that kind of attention, don't dress to get that kind of attention... seems simple to me.
applesforjuice
Plus he could have been asking to get her a drink so he can have a conversation and find these things out about her, how else would he know?
PigeonFace
I'm terrified if I ever try to talk to a girl like that she'll react this way, or assume I'm just being friendly because I'm a girl too :(
ICantFindTheRightUsername
True I always dress in what's most comfortable and I've been hit on 0 times. And my friend is annoyed people hit on her when her boobs are o
IreallyMGur
In the movie, she's a con artist, she is indeed specifically trying to get attention. Just from obviously rich dudes.
eggmuffin
You may desire the attention while still be perfectly within your rights to be irritated by lazy, unimaginative pickup-attempts.
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
She probably does have the intelligence of a Thermos though. She gave herself away early on and I don't know why Thermos is capitalized.
Darkspire
Found the Thermos
PlurmpDankensteinMcFlurntinTheCatEsquire
Funny how you question it but also capitalize it twice...
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
What can I say, I'm easily influenced and want to follow the popular trend. So I'm naturally aghast to find myself so harshly downvoted.
LadyArwen
The best & truest retort to that I have heard is, women do want that kind of attention, just not from you.
[deleted]
[deleted]
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
It would make no sense to not EXPECT that kind of attention from douches. It's still okay to not WANT it and to complain about it.
Niddhoger
So why put on clothes to attract attention, then attack anyone who gives it to you? We aren't clairvoyant to know who the "right" person is.
LadyArwen
So I can't look sexy for my boyfriend, myself, or for the men I am attracted to because every stranger thinks they're entitled to it?
LadyArwen
Also, I would only "attack" someone with didn't bother with a real conversation. In my experience, men keep pushing after a polite rejection
Niddhoger
That's my exact point. You shouldn't immediately counter "hey...." with "FUCK OFF, CREEP." Don't assume the worst at "hello"
TwoPumpTrump
Aside from her tits, Jennifer Love Hewitt really was talentless.
Vectorman2
Aside from hitting a baseball really well Derek Jeter wasn't that great of a baseball player.
StTriniansHeadBoy
I don't think "tits" is a talent.
KeeleonOhms
The people who made JLH famous seem to disagree.
Vectorman2
Anyone can HAVE them, but keeping yourself that in shape and attractive is definitely worth something!
thatgoddamncyclist
You're not wrong, but you're not right either.
TheLastCthulhuCultist
...who else would watch a show about the Antichrist being like this?
LadyArwen
Bedazzled?
Natillac123
For everyone that has a Brenden Fraser boner.
Monkeyfighter
She does play the Devil in another rather terrible movie. But her outfit changes are nice.
Monkeyfighter
She does play the Devil in another rather terrible movie. But her outfit changes are nice.
penguinrlc
Bedazzled with Elizabeth Hurley as the devil + Brendan Fraser
BigMistakeBigHUGE
Watch Lucifer. Fun, sex, booze. Ya got it all.
HervThberge
Except it's terrible.
mushroombirdornaments
binge watched this recently on hulu not expecting much and fucking loved it.
ravensteel539
Such a hreat show. Gotta thank imgur for introducing me to it last year
skch
but... he WAS a demon in DOGMA!!!
OrionRed
A FREAKIN' demon!
delpharseven
Check out 'Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil'. The Devil is voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
Mapuchii
.
DefaultImgurUsername
Loved that show. Also talking of devil shows "ahhhh! It's the Mr hell show" was good
TornCreMaster
.
NZSheeps
Web, Film or TV?
PapaShu
TV. Was on adult swim a good while ago
PapaShu
TV. Was on adult swim a good while ago
NZSheeps
Dotted
[deleted]
[deleted]
TheLastCthulhuCultist
EVen better! The Antichrist...as a minister. Oh man...Saves souls by day, damns them by night. Fuck yes.
balmut
Preacher's not the Antichrist.
[deleted]
[deleted]
balmut
Sorry but that's not right.
Theberberian
Umm, no he is possessed by Genesis
daveydwb
UMMM ACTUALLY