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IntrinsicDelay
He finds on the swine. He digs the pig. Put some pork on Kermit's fork.
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
It'd be hotter for everyone if he was.
BadBoldBigNosedBiblicalBrother
And that's because he's a chronic alcoholic, he's hammered in almost all of his scenes
Flexster74
NormlCouple
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
What's green and slimy and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger.
deathnotejustice
ThisCoffeeSmellsLikeShit
hstein3
She's his haram bae.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I mean if going down on big girls is the test, I can grow my beard as long as I want. Still clearly not a Muslim.
AmandaCorinne
Riese89
WinkWinkNudgeNudgeSayNoMore
photo1311
https://imgur.com/wjZC38m
SickOfThisCessPool
I'm convinced that "Miss" Piggy was originally conceived as a drag queen which is why Kermit didn't like "her" advances at first and they1/2
SickOfThisCessPool
2/2 only called "her" Piggy in the beginning.
IWishIHadASoul
And not a jew
Talmorean
But you know who is? Hall of Famer, Rod Carew. He converted.
IGotBannedForTheGIF
I went to the next post and half a second later I realized that I need to come back and upvote you.
adjacentmountain
And not Hindu, Jainist, Buddhist, Seventh day Adventist, Ethiopian or Coptic Orthodox Christian, or a Scottish highlander
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
Or a stuffed felt frog. The truth is out there.
pudf
Ahhh, but I believe buddha's last meal was pork.
kluang
All if them don't eat pigs?
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
Ethiopians just don't eat
pronoun
Buddhists eat pig. Pork is more popular than beef in Thailand, which is 98% Buddhist.
bondagewithjesus
Depends on the branch of Buddhism or strictness of the follower they're supposed to be vegetarian