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divisetwo
1 step before tf2, you say no rocket jump, no lasers, no ect...
Dangaval
+1 for "Do you have an affection for Italian plumbers" in the first one.
TwistedSpace777
Fuck that I'm going strait for Super Mario Galaxy
MechaGandalf
Where are the RTS games on that game chart? No C&C? No Starcraft? i am disappoint.
Nouseforaname222
Kristen Schaal is a horse.
AllAmericanSmartAss
"Are you on a diet?" Yes, and I'm torturing myself by reading through this delicious candy flowchart.
GoddessOfMakai
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Okami is under "male main character" when Amaterasu(sun goddess) too the form of a white wolf?
Semlohwerd
How does "Do you want fried food > No" lead to Chick-fil-A....
Neephington
Checked the novel list. Not a single 40k novel in the list.
igec
Do you enjoy walking? --> yes --> DayZ
samIamm93
"Where should I eat?"-chart is weird... "Are you in England?"--> "no" --> *instantly assumes Im in the USA*
Bibulus
Clearly nowhere else has any internet access
chaoticdavid
"Are you on a mobile device? --> yes --> go fuck yourself" -op
scronscron18
They should make these but a program so you can just click on the instead of going through the whole thing
EvilBob93
Point and click for WoW? Nooooo, key bindings!
Spearka
#1 I am saddened by the lack of XCOM, Europa Universalis or WipEout games
Iastfan112
Don't think there's any sort of RTS on there as well. No Starcraft, AoE, Command and Conquer. No League or Dota either.
SydneyCatmull24
The suggestion that Grim Fandango DOESN'T have some of the best voice acting and plot of all time makes me see red.
xsilentstriker
are you in Canada? yes-----> Tim hortons and nothing else ever
Transforce98
How to Play Captain Falcon Flowchart
BedlamEnigma
incorrect, if it hits you're supposed to follow up with the Falcon Punch, like so http://imgur.com/zD3ahhC
Transforce98
You are correct, this is A way to play him. Regardless, you show your moves! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oVDfSCABaE
TheCrustyMustard
The youtuber one was a bit weird considering it didn't even mention LP'ers, especially considering the top YT'er of all time is one...
narwhaffle
hard to say when it was made, but yeah. Weird that there's no Markiplier, Jenna Marbles, and the like.
kortex
Wanna get kicked in the balls? Yes: Dark Souls - No: Dark Souls anyway
Crowlands
Dark souls is hard if you're used to other games. Once you understand how to take your time, look around, and play smart, it's a lot easier.
Crowlands
1: fuck yeah perfect 140. 2: But man, fuck the capra demon.
bemanresu
First one has some obvious flaws. Dwarf Fortress should replace Minecraft, Metal Gear Solid is a Japanese story, and COD:4 has many kids.
samIamm93
Never played dwarf fortress but I heard it is amazing. Do you know if theres any graphics mod to it?
gaenaralhonk
look up the lazy newb pack. it's pretty simple to get into, i can also link you some graphics that might help
bemanresu
Lazy Newb pack is pretty great. It contains a number of different mods, with a UI to manage them all. It contains graphics and utilities.
ZachPutland
TIL Burnout: Paradise is "based in reality"
kmikl
TIL Burnout: Paradise makes you feel like a bad ass... yet, GT3 is a simulation game and Forza... isn't.
Pffffffffffbbbbbbbrrrrrrtttttttt
TIL I need to use most of my brain to play Burnout: Paradise
kmikl
TIL Burnout: Paradise makes you feel like a bad ass... yet, GT3 is a simulation game and Forza... isn't.
spano27
Thank god, I'm not a horse.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
It's the only one I could read all the way through.
SquidJesus
I'm a squid and that flowchart was a bit confusing.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Why? Are you a horse? > No > You're not a horse.
FuckingHellCarl
Instructions not clear, My squid became a horsechart
TheiSuck5
World of Warcraft is severely misconstrued here. Reflexes and mind are used beyond belief if you actually play
RiverCorbin
Whoever made that was obviously a clicker when they played lol. Probably key turned too lol
TheiSuck5
*cringes super hard* I used to play a ret pally
RiverCorbin
Ah, i played a feral druid. I hate the rotation management with bloodtalons now. It's fucking hard. Never played a pally
Boosher
Thank you! also "point and click?" it should be "keybind smash"
TheiSuck5
I used to play ret pally; rotation management. It burns
Boosher
i used to play a fury warrior, i could pretty much roll my face across the keyboard. now im playing a DK not so much .-.
TheiSuck5
Dk has definitely seen some changes! Frost was easy in Dragon Soul, Ret pal was fun! Haven't played in awhile tho!
Boosher
yee currently rolling a frost DK! loving it, so much fun, warrior gets tedious after while.
TheManInBlackFledAcrossTheDesert
Fuck ya
Crowlands
It's probably my favourite turn based RPG, but... "best game ever"?
TheBlackWindHowls
It's a tie between that and EarthBound for me.
BedlamEnigma
If you like Earthbound there's a new game called Undertale you might consider looking into. Heavily inspired by the Mother series.
ModusPonens
Felt a little cold following the branch there to FFVI
divisetwo
the first one is sometimes wrong... for Team fortress 2 it says there's no lasers, no rocket jump, and no other things! tf2 has all of that!
samIamm93
"Do you plan to play for the next week straight?" --> "no" --> Diablo 2. Wtf? Someone has apparently never played Diablo 2.
HughLaurie
I spent about a year after I graduated HS on that game.
doubleormuffin
Also, "You want a beautifully crafted Japanese story?" --> "no" --> --> --> Shadow of the Colossus. Fuck off, mate!
Cannabiscopse
That is the only thing I looked at then scrolled down to see if someone defended D2, countless hours I have spent on D2 and still love it
Lorithias
Cause Diablo 2 is for life not just one week ..
TheHandleImFlyingOff
That game is the reason my grades tanked in middle school.
kerrath
and world of warcraft. u can barely spread shit over one day and then there is nothing to do for a whole week.
Hadoukenman
Also "point click click click" if you click on wow you're dumb.
Lenthas
That list was probably made in 2009 or something probably earlier even, considering that WoW back then literally needed your life to "work".
kerrath
honestly? not really. you didn't need to raid to enjoy world of warcraft.
mungothemenacing
But it did take a reasonably long time to get to 60, if you weren't power-leveling.
kerrath
fair enough but again you didn't have to hit 60 to enjoy world of warcraft either. level cap wasnt as big a deal back then.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
uh. wat. world of warcraft is the symbol for losing your life to a video game. If you can't find shit to do, you're not trying.
kerrath
that used to be the case. nowadays, you're gonna log on on tuesday and have zero shit to do on wednesday thru monday. its why i quit.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
It hasn't been that way since Wrath. Dailies? Maybe an hour. Weeklies? Maybe an hour. Raids? One day.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
I guess my perspective is a bit different than the average. I'm pushing through mythic, which is 20+ hours a week. Alts, dailies, gold, 1/2
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
farming for professions etc, I find I'm busy with the game most every day.
PseudoKirby
how about diablo 3?
Rawraga
You mean Path of Exile?
Hadoukenman
D2 > PoE >D3
wizardboy24
Have you played diablo 3 recently?
PseudoKirby
I am currently playing it, never played a diablo game before this, just games like Dungeon Siege 1 and 2 and fate
Rawraga
Hard to recover from a terrible launch. :x
wizardboy24
It has changed almost completely. There are a LOT of good games that have a terrible launch. Give it another chance.
thecolonels
No dragon age on the first one is ridiculous. They fucking nailed my dream RPG with orgins. Also no legend of dragooon?
IAmHufflepuff
I'm in love with inquisition, wish I had played origins sooner! On my first play through now and getting fucked up
thecolonels
I'm replaying inquisition. Very fun game. Origins is such a pure role playing game.
IAmHufflepuff
Origins needs so much more thought to your character- inquisition is easy and wonderful and the characters are so easy to connect to-
IAmHufflepuff
I keep romancing the wrong people and getting heart broken however...
tampz
so, most creative and brain challenging game according to the chart is minecraft. i have my reservations
HarshHarvester
*cough* Garrys mod *cough*
SIrEvilMustache
I don't play it myself, but I have seen people getting pretty creative with it.
HarshHarvester
Yeah but at that rate you can just use tinkercad and make real 3D models
robemmy
The creativity is more or less unlimited
HarshHarvester
Except if you want to build vehicles. I find From the Depths more fun at the moment, never modded minecraft though
samIamm93
Someone made a working clock in minecraft, so Id said it does challenge your intellect.
ZachPutland
The game doesn't challenge you whatsoever. You can do whatever you want with it which could include creating a challenge
Krikr
I made a working clock on my desk, so I'd say my desk challenges my intellect.
nesurame
But that's an objective you make yourself, not one that the game makes for you.
agorednocit
Hence the maximum creativity. It is what you make of it.
jaffa5
Minecraft can be brain challenging once you get in to redstone. also once you have played a while coming up with new builds can be hard
Houstonruss
Redstone is basic gate logic, modded mc is way more challenging ;D
jaffa5
I don't find modded mc hard just more time consuming to set things up early game
Houstonruss
I'd have to disagree, midgame is the worst :D
whatismynameagain
That chart just led me back to my favourite games.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I got to Minecraft and then Portal 2. I quit after that cause there's so much but I love those two!
NipplesInAJar
Assassin's Creed will always be there for you, pal.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But I don't like games with blood/killing.
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
Dishonored. You are an assassin thingy, but you are rewarded for not killing anyone. And the story is quite nice. Sneak away you scoundrel.
NipplesInAJar
Oh. Go play Steins;Gate if you like time travel. It's a visual novel.
K1ngFiasco
The gaming one is so wrong
dembonz00
Yeah, like, "do you want to spend a week building a base and taming dinosaurs only to have it wrecked in 20 minutes?" -> ARK
Zoupa
And outdated. There isn't any strategy games. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
hardest game ever DMC3 ? Okay the first one had some pretty unforgiving moments at first, but surely there are much better examples.
Falearin
Okami's main character male? Lol, no.
Pffffffffffbbbbbbbrrrrrrtttttttt
Apparently Left 4 Dead 2 doesn't rely on teamplay. I guess I was playing it wrong the whole time!
ElTigreChang
To be fair, it seems like at least a quarter of the playerbase constantly is, too.
Crowlands
"do you want to be afraid to use your ammo": Resi 4. I was selling a lot of my ammo by the 2/3 point of that game.
YesmynameisGreg
Mass Effect, Skyrim, and Deus Ex all have character leveling!
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
The suggestion that Grim Fandango DOESN'T have some of the best voice acting and plot of all time makes me see red.
StopLookingAtMyName
And the Youtube one. Surely 'Gaming' would have its own segment considering, you know, the biggest Youtuber in the world does games.
DeadlyPeenut
How could they leave out the pewds!!!
SantaPanda
I searched the whole list for Civ. What the fuck is wrong with these people.
Yamaroni
But I sure do love those "indi" games like Braid.
TheKoolAidMans
Yea to get to skyrim you have to say you don't care about leveling up your character
DestroyerBob
That's not far off.
Lionskull
no dark souls, no go
poodiggah
"Do you want to play possibly the greatest game of all time? No? FFVI." Seems a little off to me
EverythingWithFries
And not a lick of EVE Online. Anyone who likes MMOs should experience EVE.
Hadoukenman
I love mmos but eve is for autists. Best afk simulator around though
hatenxxx
Do enjoy breaking your legs? ----> ARMA
DieMeatbags
Do you enjoy getting stabbed? -----> DarkSouls
TacticalTurban42
It's sad how wrong it is, I did not see dark souls on there at all...
casualdingus
right?! You have to answer "no" to wanting to solve puzzles in order to get to the zelda games; how bass ackwords is that?
Highlights333
I said the same thing for some of the RPGs
BlankMage
But 'Tetris' is somehow a puzzle game?!
elandriel
I couldn't even find zelda on that chart
VoltageXL1
Melee is button mashable? LMAO
GhostLlama
the same goes for Tombraider
atrevelyan
I was looking for someone to post this. Water temple anyone?
ABrokeAssGamer
I never understood why people think the water temple was hard. It was a lot of backtracking but nothing absurdly difficult for a 12 year old
K1ngFiasco
It was backtracking through areas that looked VERY similar, and a lot of "hidden in plain sight" things. It was needlessly hard.
thatguy98fdb097
List does not include MOBA Games OR any SC2
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
RTS and MOBA should be on that list. along with FPS they are the largest genres in gaming. Just look at the ESPORTS.
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
"maximum creativity" takes you immediately to minecraft? Fuck that
VoltageXL1
Needs littlebigplant
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
exactly! Add in a few more choices at least
frostypockets0815
Right!!!!!
Durzaka
#1 at this point is pretty damn dated.
leftypride
I ask myself if I want to play a new game, then I say yes. Then I end up playing Chrono Trigger, OoT, Bioshock or cooking mama again.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
And what's with WoW being under the "avoid using brain" category? There's shitloads of math and theorycraft going into mythic content.
Durzaka
Probably because a very tiny portion of the population goes into mythic content?
Kanil
That's not really a problem though, good video games typically don't stop being good over time...
ZachPutland
But some are just purely outdated. Like Gran Turismo 3 and Fallout 2. They have well-received sequels and new competitors
SirJimmothy
I hae to say I don't agree with AC3 being in there, instead of one of the far superior prequels
GoogleFucker
You're talking about assassin's creed, right? Because I see AC2 written there, which totally was the best game in the series, IMHO
SirJimmothy
I thought I saw AC3 there, but then again I've just had an eye operation so could go either way. AC2 was the best but i like AC:B loads too
GoogleFucker
Oh yeah, haha I group 2 and brotherhood together in my mind, I forget they were separate games. Basically, I loved the Ezio series
SirJimmothy
Yeah, it's a shame they got shorter as they went on, 2 was longest, Brotherhood was shorter, Revelations shorter still, but best stories