May 26, 2016 8:40 PM
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Burnnoticelover
"That's why I don't stop at one" -punisher
entropyjx
Punisher disagrees
YesPleaseSomeMore
benisoyylmao
all this utilitarianism ITT is depressing.
theodorebeare
Excellent use. Of everything.
somellama
no, it goes down some number of 99, because some of those deaths will be avenged or create other killers?
EirikValdersnes
But if you are already a killer?
GadenKerensky
I mean... it's a pretty lame reason, considering if the killer has killed more than one person, then your kill count is less than theirs.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFcancer
But if he keeps killing, killers, wouldn't that mean there is now less of them?
LazyLexiconographer
If you were already a killer . . . batman is stupid . . . no wonder he needs so much money.
WinkWinkNudgeNudgeSayNoMore
No, after the death of the first the amount of living killers is altered
Origin0fSymmetry
Not if you have already killed someone before entering the room.
ThatUsernameHasAIreadyBeenChoosen
What if I kill 2 killers?
cwagrant
Seen this quote a lot and I was thinking. Perhaps he also means the whole cycle of vengeance that sometimes sprouts. If Batman kills
your dad, perhaps you grow up to be the next villain to kill people and then the cycle continues.
Blixthand
The first statement is only true if you havn't killed anyone previously.
Yokosumari
http://imgur.com/N1QImqM
TheCyclingEngineer
The thing is that if he starts killing there is no way of knowing what it will trigger, he could become like the joker where he just (1/2)
Goes and kills for fun because deep down Batman is not actually a good person and rather enjoys putting the hurt on crooks (2/2)
MadCat221
#1 Yeah, but if you kill a serial killer, his kill count will forever stop incrementing. You are not morally absolved by adopting a (1)
easy absolute because it makes you not have to think about the consequences of your lack of moral resolve.
Ashpashsmash
Enter Dexter Morgan
phoenixht1
If Batman had killed the Joker early on, there'd probably be 500 less dead people.
JamesSylar
Also, by each killer killed, the number of potential victims diminish °3°
UltraSuperUniqueName
If you repost a repost, the amount of oc remains the same.
LintCollector
You should have more likes my friend
iouoneusername
#1 not true if you have already killed before. But if you don't kill a killer the number remains the same either way.
lachlangor
I agree if you kill x number of killers then it would be simple. No of killers=killers killed -1
surgle
TheMatterhorn
They're making a third one called Batmetal Forever. It's pretty exciting.
EffHerRightInThePussy
littlegoblin
the dark knight is done with your attitude
imassclick
Guys, guys...Batman is Batman
luckytyphoon
Oh you bet I'm stealing this one for texting friends
SlightlyAccidentProne
Wait how the fuck
PeteSirHut
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
This gif is incredible
BoneThatTrombone
Username checks out
RedWingsofSteel
But batman can already breathe in space....
Methology
As a guy that doesnt read Batman, how? Is he not just a human with money?
Is joke. https://batmantobe.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/breatheinspace.jpg
DrSunglasses
Which is why Batman knows better than to actually say that, which is why he's never said that.
SemiOmni
Where is it from though?
mrr90
DC Universe rebirth.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Pete Holmes' batman skits crack me up. He's tuckered out, taking a nap (paraphrased).
AwkwardKyle
I got hooked on one of his stand-up specials. Didn't realize he was that Batman until weeks later.
VerySmallRocks
I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS
DeepwaterJew
I WAS A BOY! NOW I'M A BAAAT! - Batman
That part slays me every time.
ModernWanderer
But doesn't the soul become even more tainted? Killing will become another addiction
Rifneno
Wow, that's even sillier than the "slippery slope" nonsense.
Kill 99 people and tell me you wouldn't feel different about yourself.
reux
Depends on the people.
joeyjojosharknado
Probably a bit tired. That's a lot of work.
DarcSeph
But he has killed before...
Which means the number of killer would decrease by one.
Yeah, Batman has been around since 1939. He originally killed and even used as gun. So is the *original* character the most canon?
MillerJC
That Batman (from Earth-2) died back in the 80's and then his entire universe was destroyed in Crisis on Infinite Earths storyline.
KimBongChill
Are you talking movies or comics. Because unless it's the current canon comics, I don't see it as the real Bruce Wayne/Batman
Superstzday
The current canon is shit. SHIIIIIIIT.
Most of the New 52 is actually good, especially the Batman stuff.
KtanDantaktee
The Punisher disagrees.
SwarmLord
Has Batman ever met the Punisher?
Yacobs21
Twice I believe, Frank got wrekt
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Wouldn't he agree with what Jason Todd is saying?
IAmNotASkeleton
MaybeVoteLibertarianEh
whoa dude, spoilers
CalvadosConfiture
Tho even if Bats wouldn't kill Joker...SOMEONE ELSE WOULD. Joker has killed a lot of people, eventually someone will kill him for revenge.
Someone did once, his name was Magog, and it fucked everything up, but still gave us the 2nd greatest graphic novel of all time.
ThePastmaster
Someone SHOULD have killed him out of vengeance long ago.
Then you'd get Kingdom Come and that just turned out fine and dandy for all involved.
Someone should kill him out of NECESSITY; he's far too fucking dangerous to leave alive, he's utterly irredeemable.
The dude can fight Batman in hand to hand and hold the Justice League at bay. Good luck with that.
He's surely not bulletproof though.
Locolarue
I'm sure there's a bunch of D-listers who'd take some cash to go after Joker. There should be a Whack The Joker kickstarter.
Burnnoticelover
"That's why I don't stop at one" -punisher
entropyjx
Punisher disagrees
YesPleaseSomeMore
benisoyylmao
all this utilitarianism ITT is depressing.
theodorebeare
Excellent use. Of everything.
somellama
no, it goes down some number of 99, because some of those deaths will be avenged or create other killers?
EirikValdersnes
But if you are already a killer?
GadenKerensky
I mean... it's a pretty lame reason, considering if the killer has killed more than one person, then your kill count is less than theirs.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFcancer
But if he keeps killing, killers, wouldn't that mean there is now less of them?
LazyLexiconographer
If you were already a killer . . . batman is stupid . . . no wonder he needs so much money.
WinkWinkNudgeNudgeSayNoMore
No, after the death of the first the amount of living killers is altered
Origin0fSymmetry
Not if you have already killed someone before entering the room.
ThatUsernameHasAIreadyBeenChoosen
What if I kill 2 killers?
cwagrant
Seen this quote a lot and I was thinking. Perhaps he also means the whole cycle of vengeance that sometimes sprouts. If Batman kills
cwagrant
your dad, perhaps you grow up to be the next villain to kill people and then the cycle continues.
Blixthand
The first statement is only true if you havn't killed anyone previously.
Yokosumari
http://imgur.com/N1QImqM
TheCyclingEngineer
The thing is that if he starts killing there is no way of knowing what it will trigger, he could become like the joker where he just (1/2)
TheCyclingEngineer
Goes and kills for fun because deep down Batman is not actually a good person and rather enjoys putting the hurt on crooks (2/2)
MadCat221
#1 Yeah, but if you kill a serial killer, his kill count will forever stop incrementing. You are not morally absolved by adopting a (1)
MadCat221
easy absolute because it makes you not have to think about the consequences of your lack of moral resolve.
Ashpashsmash
Enter Dexter Morgan
phoenixht1
If Batman had killed the Joker early on, there'd probably be 500 less dead people.
JamesSylar
Also, by each killer killed, the number of potential victims diminish °3°
UltraSuperUniqueName
If you repost a repost, the amount of oc remains the same.
LintCollector
You should have more likes my friend
LintCollector
You should have more likes my friend
iouoneusername
#1 not true if you have already killed before. But if you don't kill a killer the number remains the same either way.
lachlangor
I agree if you kill x number of killers then it would be simple. No of killers=killers killed -1
surgle
TheMatterhorn
They're making a third one called Batmetal Forever. It's pretty exciting.
EffHerRightInThePussy
littlegoblin
the dark knight is done with your attitude
imassclick
Guys, guys...Batman is Batman
luckytyphoon
Oh you bet I'm stealing this one for texting friends
SlightlyAccidentProne
Wait how the fuck
PeteSirHut
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
This gif is incredible
BoneThatTrombone
Username checks out
RedWingsofSteel
But batman can already breathe in space....
Methology
As a guy that doesnt read Batman, how? Is he not just a human with money?
RedWingsofSteel
Is joke. https://batmantobe.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/breatheinspace.jpg
DrSunglasses
Which is why Batman knows better than to actually say that, which is why he's never said that.
SemiOmni
Where is it from though?
mrr90
DC Universe rebirth.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Pete Holmes' batman skits crack me up. He's tuckered out, taking a nap (paraphrased).
AwkwardKyle
I got hooked on one of his stand-up specials. Didn't realize he was that Batman until weeks later.
VerySmallRocks
I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS
DeepwaterJew
I WAS A BOY! NOW I'M A BAAAT! - Batman
insertsupercoolusernamehere
That part slays me every time.
ModernWanderer
But doesn't the soul become even more tainted? Killing will become another addiction
Rifneno
Wow, that's even sillier than the "slippery slope" nonsense.
ModernWanderer
Kill 99 people and tell me you wouldn't feel different about yourself.
reux
Depends on the people.
joeyjojosharknado
Probably a bit tired. That's a lot of work.
DarcSeph
But he has killed before...
iouoneusername
Which means the number of killer would decrease by one.
joeyjojosharknado
Yeah, Batman has been around since 1939. He originally killed and even used as gun. So is the *original* character the most canon?
MillerJC
That Batman (from Earth-2) died back in the 80's and then his entire universe was destroyed in Crisis on Infinite Earths storyline.
KimBongChill
Are you talking movies or comics. Because unless it's the current canon comics, I don't see it as the real Bruce Wayne/Batman
Superstzday
The current canon is shit. SHIIIIIIIT.
KimBongChill
Most of the New 52 is actually good, especially the Batman stuff.
KtanDantaktee
The Punisher disagrees.
SwarmLord
Has Batman ever met the Punisher?
Yacobs21
Twice I believe, Frank got wrekt
Yacobs21
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Wouldn't he agree with what Jason Todd is saying?
IAmNotASkeleton
MaybeVoteLibertarianEh
whoa dude, spoilers
CalvadosConfiture
Tho even if Bats wouldn't kill Joker...SOMEONE ELSE WOULD. Joker has killed a lot of people, eventually someone will kill him for revenge.
MillerJC
Someone did once, his name was Magog, and it fucked everything up, but still gave us the 2nd greatest graphic novel of all time.
ThePastmaster
Someone SHOULD have killed him out of vengeance long ago.
MillerJC
Then you'd get Kingdom Come and that just turned out fine and dandy for all involved.
GadenKerensky
Someone should kill him out of NECESSITY; he's far too fucking dangerous to leave alive, he's utterly irredeemable.
KtanDantaktee
The dude can fight Batman in hand to hand and hold the Justice League at bay. Good luck with that.
SwarmLord
He's surely not bulletproof though.
Locolarue
I'm sure there's a bunch of D-listers who'd take some cash to go after Joker. There should be a Whack The Joker kickstarter.