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Aug 30, 2015 1:07 PM
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Naamt
Nah man I think they're trash, not worth anything. I mean I would be willing to do you a huge favor and take em off your hands though.
S4telliteJ4ck
Straight up, I want #5. How much?
notthekaseyyouarelookingfor
They sell lamps like this for several hundred dollars a pop at Restoration Hardware. I can dig it.
Afronomicon
I'd buy every one of these seventeen times.
squirreltactics
I love weird stuff like this. Would totally buy!
grby
I'd by one of those sconces.
Mrgimmpy
i didnt know i needed this but isure do now
ReikoHanabara
I'll buy #2 and #6
Lordbutts
Dildo
HalfCat00
I would definitely want one of these
everythingismelting
@edo3 Omgoodness the black lamp shade is amazing and so beautiful, if I had more money I'd buy it.
TinaMauldin
They would be a good conversation piece, and I really like them.
MrChiPigg
How about with them turned on? How's the lighting?
angrysloth
Your dad seems shady
Hope4gr8
I agree with the steam punk inyerest but I think they have a wider appeal. +1 for humbleness and I'd 2 of the last one, please
meowgatron
Cool lamp, dad.
BetterLuckyThanGood
I honestly would not buy any of these. Sorry OP. But if he enjoys making them, he shouldn't stop.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
Hipster would be all over this shit.
myfoldersareexquisite
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.
isherlaufer
Problem is none of them seem to be working
SirFishPudding
http://media.giphy.com/media/xfhQJVdsI5a00/giphy.gif
GoCorral
Your father is correct. Exposed bulbs are ugly and the light they provide is too harsh.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
So's your mom!
Fuckweasel
I find the look appealing, but you're right about the light.
CapmSnuggs
"An hobby", kinda like an hero
icantfigureoutacleverusername
I immediately assumed OP was French and read everything in an outrageous accent
quicktochuckle
I was shocked to not find more outraged Imgurians. 'An hobby' gave me the heebie jeebies.
Cheomesh
Dank reference, man
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CapmSnuggs
A accent? Just as bad as OP
perthaussiecunt
You don't think that was on purpose?
zKriss
I would really like to buy one of these
grilljanne
So would I
TheSecondLastAirbender
They look very old school and classy. Definitely a market for that.
cheeseguy3412
There's a certain appeal / old-time quality style to them, these are amazing.
harobed7756
The exposed cords are quirky, like a signature. Very nice.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Almost Dwemer like IMO
annawith2ns
Etsy users would light up at the prospect of purchasing these
nzey
Not everyone on etsy is a stoner, jerk.
annawith2ns
Hahahahaha
inchoroi
I wish to congratulate you for this pun by nailing a medal to your forehead. It made me groan in pain.
annawith2ns
The best puns always do that :p
thisshitaintfree
i love lamp.
HomelessToddler
You could love some of those judging by the shape.
42ndGunslinger
I scrolled down to make sure this comment existed. Kinda disappointed that it's not top comment, sorry bro/bro-ess.
dopeness24
Brick, do you really love the lamp?
GunganExterminator
LOOOUUDDDD NOIISSESSSS
GrahamCrackerDick
The first one all I could think was: anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
Andigiveyou
That first one looks like something Dr. Masters invented.
dickdickwarlock
Samesies
LetsGetThisOverWith
Enjoy broken glass in your birth/anal canal.
Deadlywonder
I was seriously considering it...
dustySoda
Gonna light up that pussy like the 4th of July.
Puninthe0ven
Ditto
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
I thought it for the first two. Something is wrong with me
superDduper
Dammit, I was just about to post that :p
rakkii
Took the words right out of my head. Nicely done.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
I think it could work well enough. Just really gotta be careful not squeezing too hard...
CuddlyHoneybee
One man, one jar
Jusmar
A lot of blood.
hugh705
A jar squatter if you will.
PoIice
and then turn it on...
GrahamCrackerDick
Labia lampshade
woogigooie
What happens when you need to replace the light-bulb
muddskipper
SOL?
ECwithTwoUnderlines
And how many people do you need for that?
xRoyalWolfx
It becomes an art piece.
MrsBarederriere
There are awesome Edison reproductions being made https://www.1000bulbs.com/category/antique-edison-light-bulbs/
definitelynotaseagull
There are many niche incandescent bulb companies.
Magnivore
You use your phone as a light source.
MoleGrips
Germans are efficient and have no humour
gardalf
Ongoing profit!
aaaaaa46
"fuck"
slurmlover
you go online or to a store and buy a replacement.
JamBarn
What do you do now?
TwoDogsFucking
woogigooie
I have no idea what i just watched. but it reminds me of TF2 SFM animations
iTzWho
How does one even find this.....
gourmetai
The lamp is cheap but the specialty bulb replacement? That's how they get you
theguywitharedcar
No son!!! (Ackward silence) the bulb replaces you!!
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
He didn't make the bulb, you can get them, looks like mostly 'edison bulbs' of different shapes and sizes
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Seconded. Looks like Edison or decorative bulbs. Most lamp stores have these.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Batteries Plus/Batteries+Bulbs likely carries them as well (if you have one near you)
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
"Fuck Edison, Tesla for life" - Imgurians
Ihmhi
I tried using Tesla bulbs instead but lighting shot out everywhere, I somehow got free Wi-fi, and my power company started paying ME. 7/10.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Replace the bulb with a small Tesla coil.
CoeusDarksoul
Call Dad
InfinitelyFive
Dis.
TheBinky
Buy a new light bulb and replace it.
lordofhives
I like you
JSmith90
Cue polish joke about changing a lightbulb
feeltheice
Nope you call the Germans
Pawprintjj
How many?
feeltheice
Just one. They are efficient
greenlandic
I reckon they'd be quite big with the steampunk community
HD2composer
@OP put them on eBay listing and provide link, that will tell you, also share link here : )
asdeladoes
Definitely
Aenonn
Exactly what I was thinking.
DangerDaneDK
Thats actually what i thought as well when I first saw the images
StonesOnTheHill
Just glue some gears on them at random, market them with sepia photos and give them a vaguely Victorian name and you'd be set.
greenlandic
"The Richard" for the first one. You know why *wink*
greatgooglymooglytheoneandonly
I tip my hat to you, but I don't bow ;)
DarkUranium
Bonus points if they're somehow involved in turning the lamp on and off.
nythauk
I was thinking that too. Very cool designs.
justdoggystuff
what is steampunk?
USSRBDSMpetplayGreatcoatsOfficersCapsandLeashesfortheMotherland
*coughs* our modern Technological age happening during the victorian era, a theory of what could have/wished happened.
DrRetroMD
Victorian Gothic fantasy style with a focus on technology, everything is steam powered
MaverickEsq
Or fallout fans trying to build their own vault
SkytechCEO
Brother? Is that you?
LightningMcQueensStuntDouble
Brotherhood... Of steel
dustySoda
BROTHERRRR NOOOOO
LMeire
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
KingoftheIntroverts
This was my first thought too. Throw some cogs and shit on there, boom. Steampunk.
BeesechurgerProductions
You could use them as Vacuum tube-like-things for Fallout decor
NeutrallyChaotic
Just glue some gears on it and call it steampunk, that's the trendy fashion nowadays...
NeutrallyChaotic
Since nobody seems to get the reference: https://youtu.be/TFCuE5rHbPA
iamireland
Please don't do that. - Steampunks
mirria
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p38/
iamireland
This plotline wrecked me, I was laughing so goddamn hard.
cursedTinker
https://youtu.be/TFCuE5rHbPA
suspiciousbuttplug
Thank you sir. My cringe level was through the roof.
acapone001
Is "Electropunk" a thing? Like Steampunk but pre-transistor? Like the Fallout games? Should be, if not.
digitalutopia
Fallout really isn't any "punk" - that usually requires modern tech reimagined with old tech. Fallout is just the 1950's view of the future.
acapone001
I'm not 100% but as far as steampunk fiction goes I think it's common to have an divergent "universe" where steam is still king. 1/2
acapone001
Fallout's "universe" is also divergent but at a later time. So the reference is apt. 2/2
digitalutopia
Yeah, but steampunk (etc) isn't really divergent, as it's just redesigning current tech with things only available at the time.
digitalutopia
Whereas a divergent universe like Fallout is merely taking old tech and evolving it in a different direction. Almost the exact opposite.