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Aug 25, 2016 7:15 PM
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hydrochlorothiazide
No way would I stand calmly on the escalator with a dog waiting for me! My ass would run down, probably trip, and roll into the dog.
smkepiphone
Honestly, dude was kind of a dick. That dog waited for what seemed hours for that...
sprbwlshuffler
That tail wag :)
checksandbalancesplease
Dobies are exceptionally sweet
Bartyfartyhadaparty
That moment when his ears turned him into a stealth bomber
HongKongHermit
Fuck. Now I want a dog.
LinkInThePark
Hug your damn dog you monster
Dhaor
How did all those people walk past without one pet?? I could not
Nolfelix115
All dogs are good dogs if raised right
nicetoes
mikeyMN
How DOES he get so dirty?
Acronymicon
I'm 6'3", 260 lbs, and that would scare the shit out of me. Like slow torture, slooowly getting closer. Anxiety rising... Why? Why? Why?
FirstPost
Doesn't even pet it? What a dick.
whiskeywednesday
the paws do a lil dance :)
JohnnieBlaze88
that is one beautifully built Dobberman
OkayLetsGoThen
Too bad they cut hit ears and tail though :(
CethinLux
I love the little dobie butt nubs, they make me laugh when the dobie gets excited
SnarfConsoritum
We just really don't deserve dogs!!
tzap
Well, that depends on who you are. Plenty of people have the net effect of more good than harm during their lives.
acliberti
Why is that dog being filmed without a leash in a crowded public place?
bitchhappens
this is true love
tzap
I.. Really wouldn't be leaving a doberman sitting in front of a public escalator. It's pretty unmindful for people who are afraid of dogs.
tzap
Tbh, it's unmindful to anyone. Dobermans can be very aggressive if kept badly. There's no way knowing that before you're next to it.
LarthanDelaponte
Replace 'dobermans' with 'any dog' - been attacked by a lab and a poodle before. Supposedly "nice family dogs" according to their people.
FuzzyNuggets
We don't deserve dogs
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Especially when we mutilate their tails and ears .
Alavar
Uhh yeah we do? We're the reason they even exist.
LawFiveGuy
I'm a good boy too. I waited. This could easily have been 45 seconds shorter and the point would have been made.
FuckYeahImAwesome
LawFiveGuy
I should have told you it's mandatory that the owner of any comment that makes me spew coffee on my screen must become my friend. Hi friend.
FuckYeahImAwesome
Nightwing1984
This is how that Futurama episode could've ended.
Zipp4Real
....hachiko....
SSaraslame
?
Zipp4Real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D Bring tissues.
mlyles
I hope it doesn't end the same.
mlyles
illinestvillain
He deserves a much more appreciative master
TheLingoBingo
It's actually much better to greet a dog calmly like this.
FuckGlitter
It seems to me they are best friends not master and owner.
jdpt
What a prick, that hoomam gave him no play.
NotDoinIsSomethinINotDoin
I guess if this dog has so much love for his master, is that the master should probably treat him well. Dogs give back what we give them...
bigjoemonger
You're basing him being a prick on a 1.5 second long section of the video? For all you know he put down what he was carrying and then played
bigjoemonger
Maybe you're the prick
IRespondWithSpongebobGifsUsually
But maybe we are all pricks....did you think of that?
LapisScarab
You're the one judging people n' shit. Learn a lesson from the dog and stop doing that.
NotDoinIsSomethinINotDoin
Think twice the next time you judge someone you only know for 2 seconds of video.
AlaSnackbar
That dog deserves more love than what he got.
RadicalDud
This is a female dog actually.
MyNamesMace
Owner probably put down the box and snuggled the little guy
combatwombat0
I guess they just have to move out of the way of the escalators first
TheAmbiguityShows
What he got was
JamesAQuintero
An Everybody Hates Chris gif?!
GrandHofTarkin
I know! I would have been sitting on that floor giving hugs and scootches.
cococreamcheese
Well I'm not surprised he didn't give it love, he let somebody chop off his ears and tail, like he don't love that dog. Poor thing
RincewindTVD
I know! what nutter would get plastic surgery for their dog!
SacrificalFarts
(1/2)For working purposes. And by judging by this obedience, the dog does work. A trip and crop when bones and memory aren't fully built is
SacrificalFarts
(2/2) alot easier than a tail half broken and bloodied mid work or chronic ear conditions leading to balance issues and health complications
steviedrawsdinos
True. Crops are often done for good reason. We considered it with our Dane because he wags his tail so hard with no regard for what he hits.
plamboo
My friend said that's why they got their boxers' tails clipped. Safer for them & everything else involved. Source/ used to snuggle w/ them
Pandemoniumlust
My sisters great dane had to go to the vet because he really messed up his tail smacking it into hard surfaces.
jacksparrah
All I can think is if someone was afraid of large dogs, this probably fucking ruined their day. Dobes are scary looking fuckers ON a leash.
tzap
Was thinking the exact same. IMO this is very irresponsible and unmindful dog ownership.
shutyourpieholedouche
The owners also an asshole for mutilating its ears like that. The tail is because they break them all the time but the ears are unnecessary
TheLingoBingo
Why is this getting downvoted?! I would have thought imgur was against unnecessary surgery on dogs just to make them look cool :/
LapisScarab
That's a weirdly specific scenario. Doberman's being "scary-looking" isn't exactly a hard fact. Are we just not supposed to have dogs?
HoldingAccount
Which is scarier: a shih-tzu or a doberman? People are more afraid of big muscular dogs than little floofballs.
LapisScarab
That just kinda proves my point, how afraid you are of certain dogs is subjective. I'd find dobermans less scary than pitbulls.
HoldingAccount
It is subjective to a point, but you can't possibly disagree that people are more afraid of big dogs that are bred for fighting.
LapisScarab
Sure, I get what you mean.
jacksparrah
Having a dog OFF LEASH and THAT close to the only way off an escalator, to me, is totally unnecessary
LapisScarab
Oh definitely, it's unnecessary. Unwise, even.
HoldingAccount
In Finland, it is illegal to keep a dog off leash in cities. Punishable by fine.
MrFastZombie
fineland
infernopg
same in Austria, not that people fucking care :( as someone who is afraid of dogs i'm really happy for responsible owners that do though
LapisScarab
I'm with you that leaving him without a leash wasn't wise but I don't see how it's anyone else's fault that some random person has a phobia.
AsleepByDay
There is an element of being considerate, being wary of large dogs is far from unreasonable.
tzap
I think wariness around strange dogs is quite usual. Why cause people grief if it can be easily avoided?
jacksparrah
My issue here is that he's off leash and EXTREMELY close to the only exit to the escalator. He could at least be 5-6 feet away.
LapisScarab
Eh, I guess. I don't think someone being scared of him is the main issue with that, I'd be worried that he'd get lost or into something.
SpectorWillLurk
Some are afraid of people carrying bombs. Shouldn't stop others from bomb-walking if they personally know they're not gonna actually use it.
LapisScarab
...What? That's insane. Dogs and bombs are not the same thing.
SpectorWillLurk
Owner may know the dog is harmless and person carrying a bomb knows they're not gonna harm anyone, but strangers have reason to be worried.
LapisScarab
I mean bless you for trying to save the analogy but it still doesn't work.
SpectorWillLurk
Being worried about a big unleashed dog isn't phobia. It's common sense. Dogs can be aggressive if they've been abused by the owner etc.
LapisScarab
I see what you mean here.
DontcallmeLen
???? if it takes forever, I will wait for you ????
Thedailywumbo
THIS ONE CAME BACK FUCK YOU LEN
HamsterOnAGoat
don't you put that evil on me
FarmerFrance
http://ci.memecdn.com/643/6426643.jpg
thewhitestgardeneryouknow
I'm literally watching this show right now
FritztheChef
Through a thousand summers, I will wait for you
FrenchyToastyy
Boy if you dont shut up right now...
IGetIrrationallyMadThatSeanBeansNameDoesntRhyme
For a THOUSAND summers.... I will waaait for yooou
FrenchyToastyy
You stop that! :c
thesixthcourier
Jurassic Bark is the single saddest episode of any comedy series, ever. Actually I would give Futurama the top 3 spots (The Sting and >
thesixthcourier
Parasites Lost). I think it had the best range and writing of any animated series, and is better than The Simpsons (although I like both).
IGetIrrationallyMadThatSeanBeansNameDoesntRhyme
As a lady who lost her mom to cancer, Game of Tones breaks my soul every single time.
allibaster12
The creators are Harvard grads (may be another prestigious college, don't 100% remember) and they had the whole show planned from beginning.
thesixthcourier
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/14-of-futuramas-saddest-moments-ranked-from-least-devastatin?utm_term=.pb10m7aDb#.yeak5BMxV
thesixthcourier
Hopefully the only time in my life that I'll site BuzzFeed...
theblackcanaryyy
i can't believe no one stopped to pet the dog
buckeyefan
My family has owned multiple dobes over the years. I would have had to reach out and bump the snoot.
TheGirlWhoCouldNotEven
I'm deadly afraid of dogs. I would of started running back up to try and find a different way down lol
GiveMeAllYourFood
same
HavocCurse
Maybe they saw the cameraman and thought to not to get in the way anymore than necessary?
Meatspinner
Perhaps they thought he was just filming and waiting to yell "it's just a prank bro!" when the dog goes all carpe jugulum on someone...
nacko
I tend not to touch unknown dogs without asking the owner if it's okay. I also think it's odd that others do. It's extra odd no one did.
ghostpixel
Your comment is equal parts rational, polite, and generally nice. Go you.
dolemarq
pet a strange (as in stranger not weird) unattended doberman...
TheCrankyCow
you know there is someone filming this on there cellphone, dogs not unattended.
BobbyBobbston
You make it sound as if you shouldn't do it because it's a doberman..
infernopg
as a rule of thumb you shouldn't pet any dog you don't know and that applies double if the thing can rip you a new one. common sense
Reagal
Well, that's exactly why I wouldn't do it.
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BobbyBobbston
That is actually not quite true. Even though many people believe this breed is the most agressive one, it actually is just very protective.
Reagal
Exactly.
MyUsernameShouldntBeMyActualName
Except not everyone wants to walk by a large, unleashed dog as the go about their day.
101Medic
I grew up with GSDs and have two 100-ish lb'rs now and I'd be pretty nervous seeing that dog at the bottom.
DickDynasty
My only bad dog experience is with a Doberman.. Don't like em now.. Pits/rots never a single issue
DickDynasty
But hey, this one seems like a good boy!
RWebb00000
unpopular but true.
MyUsernameShouldntBeMyActualName
yeah, ouch. I actually love dogs, just know people who are less comfortable around them.
AndyP3
yeah, because some people have to stop and pet every dog they see
SaintMaceToTheFace
I love big dogs :(
jacksparrah
I know people who would actually hyperventilate if you told them they had to get that close to a big dog. Especially a doberman.
ScottHamm
Absolutely, dude. I wouldn't and I love dogs.
SqueakShow
I'm scared of the ocean. Doesnt mean everyone must stop swimming in it. Fears are a personal thing to be managed by the person with the fear
RWebb00000
so all those people that are afraid of dogs on the escalator should have just stayed at the top becauae of 1 dumb dog owner? F off.
MyUsernameShouldntBeMyActualName
I disagree. It's not unreasonable to expect a dog to be leashed.
SqueakShow
Oh that part I definitely agree with. I'd never leave my dog unleashed in a public space.
Ajierene
To be fair, you doubt have to suddenly pass but the ocean on your fault commute, like you don't suddenly find it sitting in your 21st
SqueakShow
No, but the point stands that phobias are a personal responsibility. My mum's phobia is birds but she doesn't want them removed from cities.
Ajierene
No one is suggesting to remove dogs from cities, just don't park them in a major thoroughfare where people cannot avoid it (1/2).
Ajierene
(2/2) The more so if it is unleashed. My friend would've frozen on the escalator and had a panic attack-she's trying to get over her fear.
Ajierene
*driveway or at the bottom of an escalator. ( on my phone, hence the error)
paradoxillogic
The mentality of being terrified of dogs needs to go away. Even if it is from a childhood bite, get over it. Most dogs are friendly.
MyUsernameShouldntBeMyActualName
Nope. That's a ridiculous idea. Most berries aren't poisonous but that leaves you a lot to lose if you go around tasting all the berries.
MyUsernameShouldntBeMyActualName
That's not good survival instinct.
shutyourpieholedouche
If you don't respect that, then you don't really respect dog's. Even a friendly dog will happily murder a small animal and not feel bad.
shutyourpieholedouche
you aren't family. We have to chain them up when people come and some of them have broken chains before. They are still animals.
tzap
..Yeah I never really understood why the fuck people get highly aggressive guard dogs just to fail their training. Must be insecurity issues
shutyourpieholedouche
Mum didn't train them any special way, we just lived in the country and I think something about it made the dog's territorial.
tzap
Not training can be the problem though. There are many breeds that can be very aggressive without proper training.
shutyourpieholedouche
bad but not all are good, it's fucking insane to assume all are safe. My mums dog's are definitely guard dogs, you cant go near them if 2/3
shutyourpieholedouche
I was bitten in the face by a dog as a child, I know of another in my neighborhood who lost a leg. Dog's fucking kill people. Not all are1/2
GhostTasha
It can be very, very dangerous to assume most dogs are friendly...
paradoxillogic
Lol. Down vote me if you guys like. Walking around terrified of every canine is stupid. Not telling you to go pet them.
shutyourpieholedouche
Even if you don't pet them, there are plenty of dog's who, if escaped, will attack you on sight.
TheLingoBingo
(Hello fellow Tasha)
GhostTasha
woohoo
GhostTasha
Oh man, I have no idea what happened haha
GhostTasha
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thingamajiggy
I saw your comment at -2 and upvoted you. I have a dobie and not everyone likes large dogs, much less unleashed large dogs.
ayrehead
I grew up with Dobermans. It's sad they get such a bad rep. All mine were big sucks and just wanted to dig holes and sleep on the couch.
sublime29
My dobe was a sweet girl. She ran away once and was beat by a man and didn't like stranger men anymore. People are jerks.
thingamajiggy
In my opinion, it's the small breeds that are the most apt to bite nowadays.
ayrehead
That's always been the case. It's just that bigger breeds can kill or maim when they do bite.
thingamajiggy
Which is why obedience training is so important.
xfumo
So true. It's not often you encounter owners who do obedience training with small dogs cuz they view them as "harmless". It's bs. 1
xfumo
All dogs should be trained regardless of the size. Too many times I've needed to remove my dogs from a park cuz of a misbehaving ankle biter