GetMeAReubenSandwich
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Mar 1, 2016 8:27 PM
GetMeAReubenSandwich
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DancingPanther
Did I see the doors to the bathrooms at the imgur hq there?
Oooldfart
(kid running back to the table) "Mommy, mommy, am I a buck or a doe?"
BattlefieldCounterStrike
#mytimeisnow
brknsoul
When I was living with my parents, we used a have 1/2 hour parking at all times road sign above the toilet.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
When I see pee all over the seat, my first thought is always "my brother's been here"
Ruhig
I feel like all #1 does is convince everyone to stand farther back from the urinal, completely defeating the purpose of the sign.
RonaldUlyssesSwansonIsMySpiritAnimal
Please, hide your potato
JediEwok
Can't believe this wasn't on the list!
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forksnknivess
My hometown of Boulder, CO. Jabronis be gettin duped all the time. http://darkhorsebar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/DSC_3258-300x220.jpg
TroyBarnesCrying
Triggered
Rhubarbara
At my school, a kid keeps pooing in the urinal. Funny sign suggestions please! Low reading level.
DelusoryX
In this house we aim to please. In this room you aim too, please.
WhoDidYouExpect
One of the shooting ranges I've gone to has a sign that says something like that.
BrushyUncle20
I love how at least half of those look like dorm bathrooms
toreola
My parents had #30 in the bathroom when I was a kid and I never understood it.
badcheer
Chicken. Cat.
meticulousinfamousridiculousnicholas
My buddy has one of these over his toilet, he and I were both quite amused by this particular dump.
akpdx
No Setters and Pointers? RIP DE Westlake
CreaturesThatCrawl
#7. No.
MyCatLikesToLickMyKnee
Shapely Bunz and Manly Bunz is Schlotzsky's Deli thing :')
PlokiSarken
ScootyPuffSr
Pilots with short props & low manifold pressure, please stand close; the plane behind you may not be on floats.
whatalesyou1
#6 - Elegant and witty. Bravo!
Jeevesvonbutch
Why do i need to a fruit to enter?
mousemarie94
Wtf is #7? Which one is the female and which one is the male? I'm just saying both of those streams are possible for both sexea.
eromitlab
Male on the left, female on the right. Men usually pee standing up, women pee sitting down.
TheGrumpest
whoever made those signs either is male or has not noticed that their piss doesn't actually go straight down.
olds97lss
Some of these boy/girl signs could get kind of iffy when fuzzy drunk logic is involved.
18yearoldBlackDynamite
yea #6 is fucked
FightnDoug
Wouldn't the big M and W make things pretty clear?
EdgarAllansHoe
#17 disaster waiting to happen
DancingPanther
I love the beer pouring one. Fuckin great.
jawnnyrawten
I'm still surprised we haven't seen any labeled "Mounds" and "Almond Joy"...
hammersquirrel
Sometimes you feel like a nut
thebawbag
And this one http://imgur.com/9sAjwhp
Amythyst
What is this, a bathroom for ants?
Shadow0mori
I'm sorry, I'm really bad at these games. Are there 400 pixels in that jpg?
thebawbag
No need to apologise. Someone has to be bad at things
ninmonkey
Since you asked, There are 23,370 pixels in that image. [190*123]
mikeemoo2071
I hate those 'clever' toilet signs.... I'm pissed, I need to pee, don't confuse me as to which door I should go into
ninmonkey
#firstWorldProblems
DrWhoodles
There was a bar in my hometown with purposely confusing signs. Said Men's on the Women's but with an arrow pointing to the other door.
ZOMGNO
Thats just rude, in my opinion
mikeemoo2071
Well, fuck that place in particular
darearkin
Uhm. Is no one gonna talk about #4? Bees? No?
eromitlab
Oh no! No, not the bees! Not the bees! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
coolfriendlynicebuddyguy
No. No we will not. Pay it no attention and it will go away.
EmmyCD
There is a woman at work who takes a dump every morning and doesn't flush. No one knows who it is. Disgusting.
ninmonkey
Setup a 24 hour stakeout and you'll have your answer.
EmmyCD
And also plenty of women who leave their monthlys on the seat and streaming in the bowl.
MileHighLivin
Do a weekly shaming and sit everyone in a room to take turns calling "whoever" is fucking gross. Maybe you can read the body language.
ZOMGNO
Oh man, this week we've had shit in the toilets daily, and we
ZOMGNO
've regularly got someone who pees on the seat. An email went out to all ladies once requesting they be slightly more careful.
GetTheJuicesFlowing
Imgur users be like
AdrianDarrow
I got you fam
enybi
@Sarah For the Imgur head office bathrooms
captainclutch
@sarah if I make these will you put them on your bathroom doors at the office?
sarah
Definitely. Our bathrooms could use some flair.
ZOMGNO
There is going to come a point, where you accept too many things in to the office and it becomes a legit issue to find room.
captainclutch
Sending the .ai to the printers now!