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Do we still say "EPIC failure"?
If so, then i wanna say that this dude is a "epic failure robber"
#null #epicfailure
GrumpyOldBastard
Such a bad dude to start out with. Hilarious watching him change.
StrayBullet
By the time he had a sense of urgency about what he was doing, it was too late.
rbudrick
Doesnt every business have a back door that only unlicks from the inside?
Brandy321
police brutality. This fine citizen said he was sorry.
Whitebeardthepirate
#4 when an internet troll is confronted in real life
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Don't worry, you're going to a place with free tv, 2 meals a day, and all the boyfriend's you could ever want
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
if building plans were up to standard there must of been at least one entrance and one exit
TheWalrusMan
I can't imagine the sense of impending doom he felt when he realized there was no way out, and that he was definitely going back to jail.
Wyveres
he survived
Leegionnaire
Miraculously.
Nandabun
Put a dollar in the epic jar, kid.
SpikeSpiegeil
GET FUCKED http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/idjut.gif
johnrocks
"Who cares if you're sorry? We're still screwed! Be sorry about this stuff before you do it, then DON'T DO IT!" - Jeff Winger
RobertDowneyJrInaBunnySuit
He even crossed his legs when he got in the ground he's been arrested before lol
JiffyGee
Or, yanno, watched a cop reality show.
dcfrenchstudent
and how exactly do you know that? hmm?
Doomedtodiefirst
dude just explained
Jijamesers
TheGhostofElizabethShue
This is some insane shit. That hoodie/t-shirt was his best disguise? He didn't even have gloves, yet somehow a gun. America is fuckin weird.
Prideofmebu
What? Dude masks are on a 2 month waiting period after strenuous background testing. We're not total idiots.
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
TheGhostofElizabethShue
...you did?
nightof11bangbangs
Im lost as well
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Everyones talking about poverty led him to that but that lady with the baby probably doesn't have money and the lady in that ghetto store
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Theyre not out robbing with a gun and with babies present not caring if they end up shooting someone. You go thru hard times but don't rob.
Gianttesticlemonster
puratic
Don't do crime if you can't do the time!
GildedFryingPan
But he stole a balloon
DotNull
Yeah, on free balloon day.
SaintNicholas
Just a prank bro
JiffyGee
No you don’t get sympathy. Sorry. You pulled a gun in a store with a mom and her baby. What if you shot and killed them? You gonna tell...
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
I thought he didn't pull the gun until they left?
JiffyGee
their family “I’m sorry I have nothing, please don’t turn me in”. No. Your ass deserves this.
SjundeSjukaSjomannenSjunne
Sauce https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/4175851625771198/
itslikechowder
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SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
I think if the source is facebook we don't need to post the link
vitaminalgas
He's been through this before... He Even crossed his ankles without instructions, tsk tsk
Ausmerica
A quick Google didn't help, why are they instructed to cross their ankles?
TussTuss
It will make it harder for the criminal to get up and attack/flee. It also gives the cops an (important) extra second to react.
osubassbone7
Oh yeah. Sure. "I'm sorry! Please!" Bullshit. You're just sorry cause you got caught.
DaveM1980
I'm just sorry one off the ricochets didn't go through him.
Corrodias
"Sorry" can mean two things. In some cases, it expresses empathy for someone getting hurt. In this case, it's not that, merely regret.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
"I have nothing" Well maybe if you were robbing food I might begin to care...
TheBasementNerd
Well to be fair, although that might be smart, people hear and think of robbery as getting money, so stupid people try that first
piefek101
He's about to get new friends, so a win-win.
ghostrobbie
3 hots and a cot too
GloomyGusterson
Had enough for a pretty nice gun and ammo.
twistableturnableman
I read about this here in Houston. The same guy had actually robbed that same place 2 weeks before.
twistableturnableman
That's why the owner realized who he was right away, and said "No!". she probably thought, "not this a**hole again".
twistableturnableman
So, no, not feeling sorry for him
Howtogrowwood
Pretty sure that place has a fire exit in the back but he's too dumb to look for it
RenaissanceFaireMan
That was my thought as well.
dogestyle
possibly a meth head
randomitguy
Or even a back door..
DickWarlock89
He'll be getting plenty of back door action where he's going
DidYouJustAssumeMyGerder
how did he get locked in to begin with?
JonnyTightlips
The shopkeeper locked it...........
YourMom1399
Did you watch the video? The customers evacuated the store as the employee told them to, idk what the guy was doing in that time but they...
YourMom1399
locked him in
plainlyruth
Not to mention the window might have been easier to break through. Barely sentient enough to breed and tie his shoes.
DougDeNasty
Bars on the windows
plainlyruth
Oops!
Varimothras
Ya dun goofed
somethingunforgettable
Prime example of when "please" and "sorry" really don't apply.
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NationalGeographical
"Please, I'm so sorry".
bluepandaawsome
Not even close
TheFrenchCanadianTaunter
He belongs in prison. The employee's attempt to trap him could have gone horribly wrong. People's lives aren't worth the cash register.
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RandyBats
Everyone is conditioned to say it but not mean it.
DoingItWrongSince1980
I dunno. "Please don't shoot." might not hurt.
ALWAYSUPVOTEYOUAT7
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asvpJimPanse
"stop surrendering!"
DickInAToaster
The guy was shooting his gun thru the window and into the street. How would you like the cops to approach?
Musicosity
It's kinda more important to recognize the difference between the normal 500k+ daily cop interactions and isolated incidents.
SurelyNotHitler
I would just.... Idk... Jiggle the key in the keyhole and go away.
SurelyNotHitler
Probably get shot in the process too!
Thatswhatshesaidwasalreadytaken
Worth it.
SurelyNotHitler
Totally!
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
Plus, he's not sorry about doing it, he is sorry about getting caught and going to jail
bellapadella
Which, at this point, he is sorry about doing it
DotNull
He's not sorry about the problems he caused and might have caused them. He's sorry about the problems he caused himself.
bellapadella
I am just saying that after some time in jail, he will fucking regret this moment.
Contracepted
The thing that got me was "I have nothing". Desperate men do desperate things.
GloomyGusterson
Idk looks like he had enough for a pretty nice gun.
cpizza12
I have nothing probably means he didn't take anything from the store
pyrotica
When Criminals think they are innocent and genuinely feel sorry for themselves it's pathetic
Zagashi
Defense mechanism, they abuse the fact that most people are helpful and genuinely good people, and exploit it for their own gain.
MurrToTheMurr
Or.. or he has a really hard and shitty life, with this robbery as a last resort. Dont think many robbers do it for fun.
szepasszony
Most people think of themselves as good people
LazyLexiconographer
Most people are wrong about a great deal of things.
AngronTheRedAngel
EvilKam
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
iwanttomountndewya
Also don't be stupid, stupid.
AmatureSpaceCowboy
How hard was your dick whenever you put this comment?
EvilKam
It was like an aircraft carrier.
Tornadotaco
Andalite
"Jail" You used a deadly weapon to attempt a robbery, with an infant present. You're so fucked, even Sasha Grey is impressed
NickLovesThrash666
I love that dirty bitch so much
AgamemnonsMemes
Also fired the gun at the door so i assume thats added charges
AncientPostNecromancer
Neglegent discharge, 5 or 6 times, couldnt tell exaclty what revolver he had.
BadBoyBoris
norwad
Brilliant. +1 for that line, and im stealing it for later use.
dah2001
AluminiumFalcon
Yeah, he's not going to jail. That bitch is going to prison.
Blackcorncob
Rkfinecake
Nah he's a juvenile. He didn't know what he was doing. Broken home, no opportunities, etc. Give him resources, not jail time.
Andalite
...are you joking? That guy is early 20's at best.
StrayBullet
I was surprised the gun was loaded. He even shot! Oh man. Why? Why you so stupid?!
sunyudai
Desperation and panic makes people stupid: https://www.jrf.org.uk/report/how-poverty-affects-peoples-decision-making-processes
StrayBullet
Not all criminals are dumb, though the act is reprehensible. To actually have a loaded gun means this criminal was malicious and stupid.
familybusiness
In Georgia, Armed Robbery is a 7 deadly crime carries 10 years to serve min. mandatory to life, source I'm a Assistant District Attorney
circlebreaker
I'm not convinced that he had a real gun... even a .22 would open a deadbolt. You might have to put your heel into the door, but still.
thisguy79
That works in cartoons and movies but not in real life. You can't shoot a lock off using a pistol.
cjjt71200
I'm not sure what kind of weak ass deadbolts you've seen, but a .22 will barely scratch any deadbolts i've seen.
thisguy79
https://youtu.be/EsgR4azef6w
notintoyoga
And he discharged his weapon multiple times TOWARDS the street trying to get the lock open. I'm sure that makes it even worse for him.
Nibbets
I wonder if there was a backdoor he could've tried
notintoyoga
I know right, that was my first thought. I'm sure, by code every establishment has to have a back door.
Nibbets
Right? Like a fire erxit
dEXm64
Did he? It looked to me as though he was trying to intimidate someone into unlocking the door.
Allthegunsintheworld
Nope, he discharged his weapon. I found the video with sound
dEXm64
Well, that was moronic on his part. Also, no need to downvote me buddy.
DougDeNasty
Breaking and exiting?
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
A so-called 'brexit' if you will
TotorosWhiskers
RootEnoch
notintoyoga
Discharging a weapon like that 1) in a public place and 2) towards the street where people likely are is against the law
DeltaBlast
Yeahhhh I think that might not be the only thing against the law here...
notintoyoga
That's why I began my original comment with, "And", implying there are previously mentioned crimes.
Punderstandable
Incredible cool-headedness on the workers. I almost felt bad for him when he went to his knees to beg.
Zyrixion
I didn't. I laughed. Got exactly what he deserved.
leeloumultipass
How'd they lock the door from the outside though?
LittleOnewithGlasses
Key only entry - most mom and pop shops have this so you can lock both from the inside and the outside. Theres no knob, just two key holes
LazyLexiconographer
Did you notice he tried to shoot the locks out?
norill
mostly only works in movies
strcmdman
Mythbusters tested this very true your just shooting metal with metal.
FoodAndQuestions
I really got scared when cops cam in with full of guns. I think I am more scared of police than robbers after all those news. :(
iwannapikachuwhileyoushower
Go cry somewhere else snowflake. The scum shot multiple times towards innocent people. He took his life into his own hands.
DotNull
The media exaggerates everything they can for views. They only make a footnote when things go right, but blow up the rare times they don't.
spookyactionatadistance
What he did was wrong but I won't judge. We don't know what situations led him there. Neglectful/abusive parents, uncaring system, substance
BjrnThatsAboutit
MVP here.
MadMupp
No excuses, people using stuff like that as reason to make bad decisions.
spookyactionatadistance
You're not getting my point. There is no excuse. He will face justice but to think that he did it because he's a bad person is very naive
HellHound989
Agreed, because there's no such thing really as 'bad people', only bad decisions. Changing your mindset to that really grounds you
HansGrubersSuit
Wah
Sionas
Level headed response.
MagicCactus
Doesn't matter, he committed a crime so he has to face justice
spookyactionatadistance
I said that. He has to pay for his crime.
MagicCactus
Ah sorry didn't c ur other msg
spookyactionatadistance
All good. I know my opinion isn't popular and I'll be completely honest and admit that on some days I would say fuck him hes shit but im
BlazerBBlaze
Pretty sure everyone know that armed robbery is bad, regardless of background. Fuck this dude.
spookyactionatadistance
Yes it's very bad. He should definitely pay for his crimes. Maybe he's just a greedy asshole who has no respect for anyone. Maybe he's never
spookyactionatadistance
2) a chance in life too. All I'm saying is don't judge.
spookyactionatadistance
Its funny how couple weeks ago there was a post that made front page about a guy who killed a pregnant woman and he's talking about how once
spookyactionatadistance
2) inside he was saved by someone who took interest in him. That person was the mother of the woman. That post got upvoted so quick. The
spookyactionatadistance
3) message almost all positive. This community is weird sometimes.
iwannapikachuwhileyoushower
Eat shit. He went into a populated place with a gun intending to take someone else's property or life. He doesn't deserve sympathy.
Tiiimmmaayy
Armed robbery. I judge. No matter what circumstances.
residentolive
That's silly. For all you know someone gave him the gun and said if he didn't come back with $100 in 20 minutes they'd murder his family
residentolive
The law will handle his punishment, but it's not for us to decide whether he is a good or bad person
Kolyathebalding
Well, see it's okay to say he may have been a nice guy before this happened. But he's an armed robber now. Actions dictate identity.
BjrnThatsAboutit
Lol you are so goddamn pretentious. Childhood and adolescence dictate identity. I Bet you are a typical white midleclass Kid.
Kolyathebalding
Is a weightlifter strong because he was raised around heavy things? Not until they act, show their strength can they be considered strong.
Kolyathebalding
I appreciate you profiling me in the midst of a discussion about assuming backgrounds though:
spookyactionatadistance
2) abuse. He should definitely pay for his crime but none of us had to walk a day in his shoes so we don't know.
NastyHabit
Fuck you and your stupid opinions.
spookyactionatadistance
Ok
HellHound989
Definitely understand what you are saying, but you can't use upbringing as an excuse for actions actively taken.
bandabears
I agree with you man. It's definitely a lot harder to take this position but if we all did it might be a better place.
spookyactionatadistance
Its an easier position to hold if you've suffered yourself. Even if you didn't take the darker path deep down you know what could've been
CitizenDickbag
Yup. It's called compassion. People seem to forget that the whole point of compassion is that you have it for people who do bad things, not
CitizenDickbag
2/ just angels. It's not compassion otherwise...
cyanidkatharsis
Yeah I am pretty sure a lot of us had to walk in shoes just like his, but now we are productive members of society. So no, fuck this guy.
spookyactionatadistance
But that's also the point I'm trying to figure out you know. A lot of us went through shit and we didnt go in a store with a gun. What's
spookyactionatadistance
2) the breaking point. In my case it's values that were instilled in me by my mother and family. Also I can't stand seeing people suffer but
MrAgnosticman
The difference between someone exactly in his shoes and him, is that he decided to break the law. Sure maybe he wasn't in a great place/1
MrAgnosticman
And like you said the law shouldn't turn a blind eye to someone just because they have a shitty life. If he came to me and said what his/2
MrAgnosticman
Life was like before turning to crime I would have told him there's better options than this. He decided to bring a loaded gun to rob/3
Andalite
Nah, I feel pretty confident in judging him. It's still an active decision
residentolive
What if someone gave him the gun and said they'd murder his family if he didn't come back with $100 in 20 minutes or if he told anyone?
residentolive
You shouldn't judge the character of a human when you have 0 fucking context. My scenario is improbable, but it's one of many on a continuum